DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99824282 | AMERICAN YARD |
| 99824761 | BEYOND CANDLE STORE |
| 99814975 | HEARTH & HOME |
| 99816268 | LEI IN A BOTTLE |
| 99826300 | MOOD AND FLAME |
| 99821164 | MY NEIGHBOR’S |
| 99825464 | OZARK TRAIL |
| 99818459 | SUNWASHED LINEN |
| 99821612 | TIMBERLIGHT |
| 99814012 | UMBER |
| 99819247 | UNNAMED |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 99823457 | AFRICAN NFT MARKET |
| 99815000 | BASIC INTELLIGENCE |
| 99815296 | CREEPY JAR |
| 99815954 | DESIGN ESSENTIALS |
| 99819027 | FORGE |
| 99816348 | INTELLIGENCE |
| 99821152 | LIL DOOKIE |
| 99823173 | MY TYPE ON PAPER |
| 99822515 | PLAYFULSPACES |
| 99826661 | SKI GUY |
| 99823580 | SLICE |
| 99820657 | SURELY TOGETHER |
| 99816391 | THINK FOR YOURSELF |
| 99817434 | TREASURE TROVE |
| 99826913 | WAFFLE |
| 99825622 | WE BUY NUDES – Gross. |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 99816872 | BIG PRINCESS |
| 99815815 | BRILLIANCE WITHOUT BOUNDARIES |
| 99824179 | EGO ACCESSORIES |
| 99819157 | FIDGIKEYS |
| 99827261 | FIRST HAND |
| 99818001 | HAMMER |
| 99824850 | HAMMERED IN THE MOUNTAINS |
| 99820545 | HEIRLOOM SIGNET |
| 99814847 | HYPOTHESIS |
| 99827391 | I AM MY MOTHER’S DAUGHTER |
| 99818538 | OLD WHITE MAN |
| 99816880 | PRINCESS BABY |
| 99817434 | TREASURE TROVE |
| 99821731 | TWINKLE EYE |
| 99816462 | WEIRDO THINGS |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 99826486 | “IT AIN’T PLASTIC” |
| 99820894 | A LINE ART |
| 99814565 | A WARM HUG FOR YOUR HEART |
| 99823786 | ART GEM CRATE |
| 99823049 | BEAUTIFULLY AWKWARD |
| 99822576 | BLESSINGS OF FAITH |
| 99817286 | BRILLIANT IDEAS I HAD |
| 99821763 | BUILD THE DAMN THING |
| 99822571 | CALM FIRST |
| 99815460 | CHARACTER BUILDERS |
| 99823605 | CONVERSATIONS FROM THE CLASSROOM |
| 99815954 | DESIGN ESSENTIALS |
| 99820010 | FEELINGS IN THE AIR |
| 99816995 | GAME DAY GNOME – Good gravy, are the gnomes still a thing? |
| 99818012 | HAMMER |
| 99827391 | I AM MY MOTHER’S DAUGHTER |
| 99819389 | I’M ON A JOY-RIDE WITH JESUS!!! BECAUSE HE TOOK THE DEVIL’S KEYS!!! |
| 99824319 | INTERPLANETARY HELP DESK |
| 99826624 | JUST KEEP GOING |
| 99827354 | LET’S TALK ABOUT IT |
| 99823567 | MAIL-A-PUZZLE – Goods: Printed greeting cards featuring a puzzle. |
| 99818779 | MY LIFE’S NEXT CHAPTER |
| 99816209 | OPEN FOR BUSINESS |
| 99821588 | PATHFINDER |
| 99823420 | POST-A-PUZZLE – Same goods as MAIL-A-PUZZLE. |
| 99825793 | POTTERS WHEEL – Goods list does not include potter’s wheels. |
| 99822976 | PRAY IT FORWARD |
| 99820226 | SHIT IN BOTH HANDS |
| 99818810 | STAY WILD |
| 99825928 | THE BIG DAY CALENDAR |
| 99818286 | TINY GRANDMA |
| 99822722 | TRANSFORMATIVE CREATIVITY |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 99824868 | A DAY OF US |
| 99818136 | AGAVE FLASK |
| 99817529 | BAD ASS GLASS |
| 99821218 | BAYOU BOOTLEG |
| 99824479 | BEVERAGE BETTER |
| 99818187 | CHILLPROOF TO GO |
| 99815263 | CLEAN N BAKE |
| 99816190 | CUDDLE CUP |
| 99823362 | DEMOCRAT STRONG |
| 99824820 | GRIPCLIP |
| 99813954 | HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT A LONG TIME |
| 99822953 | I SERVE A POWERFUL AND ALMIGHTY GOD |
| 99824319 | INTERPLANETARY HELP DESK |
| 99816267 | IT’S A UTICA THING! |
| 99816816 | JUST GET TO THE TRAILHEAD |
| 99823173 | MY TYPE ON PAPER |
| 99819943 | PET PRO GROOMING |
| 99820220 | POCKET BRUSH – Goods: toothbrushes; oral care kits. |
| 99822976 | PRAY IT FORWARD |
| 99824624 | RED RICE |
| 99816521 | UNEXPECTED MEAL |
| 99819247 | UNNAMED |
| 99823241 | YOUR FINE! [sic] |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99820627 | 419 |
| 99825712 | “I PLAY CARDS AND I KNOW THINGS” |
| 99815488 | AFTER HOURS RUN CLUB |
| 99814262 | AMERICAN MATRIARCHY |
| 99813352 | ANGRY CAPTAIN |
| 99814286 | BALL MODE |
| 99822398 | BOOKED, BLONDE & BUSY |
| 99814945 | BORN SALTY |
| 99815668 | CAPE – Goods list does not include actual capes. |
| 99815267 | CHIPS |
| 99822902 | CUT IT WITH KALE |
| 99818648 | DEAR MOM, I’LL BE RICH SOON |
| 99816238 | DEATH BEFORE POP COUNTRY |
| 99822148 | DON’T PULL A HAMMY! |
| 99825841 | EMOTIONAL DAMAGE |
| 99819062 | FAITH FUELED |
| 99827138 | FAVORITE SON |
| 99824212 | FEAR NO GOD |
| 99823650 | FIRST WE SURF |
| 99816516 | FLUFFY |
| 99824865 | FUCK EVERYBODY |
| 99816995 | GAME DAY GNOME |
| 99822846 | GET IT DONE |
| 99818233 | GO GET HER |
| 99827428 | GOD OVER EVERYTHING |
| 99826209 | GOD, FAMILY, COUNTRY OUTDOORS |
| 99825879 | GOLF DADDY |
| 99820238 | GOLF LIFE |
| 99824685 | GULF GURL |
| 99827364 | HOMESICK |
| 99815930 | HOT MOMS DO BARRE |
| 99820512 | I DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, I JUST FIND ANSWERS |
| 99820415 | I NEED A JOB |
| 99826377 | I WAS MADE FOR THIS |
| 99816267 | IT’S A UTICA THING! |
| 99814056 | JAZZ AIN’T DEAD |
| 99816816 | JUST GET TO THE TRAILHEAD |
| 99816635 | JUST PERFECT |
| 99816514 | JUST WANNA BE ME |
| 99826816 | LIFE’S AN ADVENTURE. GETOUT |
| 99822103 | LIL ANGLERS |
| 99821152 | LIL DOOKIE |
| 99820360 | LITTLE COCONUTS |
| 99819412 | LITTLE WHILE |
| 99821822 | LIVE LIFE WORTHY |
| 99821853 | LIVE OUTSIDE YOUR SHELL |
| 99816056 | LOCAL CAR GIRLY |
| 99824067 | MADE FOR THIS |
| 99817024 | MONEY NEVER SLEEPS |
| 99816195 | MY ASS IS OUT. |
| 99823173 | MY TYPE ON PAPER |
| 99814248 | NO APOLOGIEZ |
| 99825853 | NO CLUCKS GIVEN |
| 99818824 | NUT HUGGERS – Goods: underwear. |
| 99818866 | PARIS IS FOR LOSERS |
| 99818319 | PEACE BE UPON YOU |
| 99826360 | PERSONAL VIBE RATER |
| 99826872 | PLEASURE BEFORE BUSINESS |
| 99822976 | PRAY IT FORWARD |
| 99825516 | PRAY UNTIL IT BREAKS |
| 99825320 | ROOTED IN HAWAII |
| 99827210 | SALTWATER INSIDER |
| 99823293 | SCOOP LIFE |
| 99817583 | SIMPLE |
| 99826661 | SKI GUY |
| 99822637 | SKINT |
| 99823580 | SLICE |
| 99825816 | STILL KING |
| 99823665 | TAKE YOUR TOP OFF |
| 99820079 | TATTOOS & TANLINES |
| 99818286 | TINY GRANDMA |
| 99827400 | TODAY I WILL BE THE BEST VERSION OF ME! |
| 99821300 | TRASH PANDA |
| 99818596 | W.O.M.A.N |
| 99819238 | Y’ALLTERNATIVE |
| 99823241 | YOUR FINE! [sic] |
And our old friends at Ghost Global LLC have submitted over a dozen new applications. No specimens yet, but odds are they’ll all be plain black text on a plain white t-shirt with a $49.99 price tag!
| 99827306 | #1 GOY |
| 99827321 | BEST GOY |
| 99826825 | BORED BOSSY BITCH |
| 99826883 | CRYPTO CHRISTIAN |
| 99827356 | E=MC SQUARED BITCHES |
| 99827342 | EUREKA BITCHES |
| 99826765 | GOD IS MY TWIN |
| 99827314 | GOD’S FAVORITE GOY |
| 99826848 | I BROKE BANKING |
| 99826944 | IT’S NOT LEGACY IT’S DYNASTY |
| 99826719 | JESUS IS MY TWIN |
| 99826803 | LUCIFER IS MY TWIN |
| 99827349 | MONEY MATRIX |
| 99826785 | SATAN IS MY TWIN |
| 99826905 | WE CAN ALWAYS LIVE IN THE PAST OR BE PRESENT IN THE FUTURE |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 99824868 | A DAY OF US |
| 99814335 | BEYOND TOYS |
| 99817213 | BOB BEAR |
| 99820082 | BUT DID YOU DIE – A very appropriate brand name for [checks specimen] …a crochet turtle. |
| 99816166 | CHICKEN POT PIE |
| 99813844 | CLIPTOYS |
| 99825841 | EMOTIONAL DAMAGE – Not sure if it’s related to the meme. |
| 99818096 | GOLD MEDAL HOCKEY |
| 99818665 | HERO EAGLE |
| 99814096 | LET’S TACO ‘BOUT – Different applicant than BUT DID YOU DIE (though also from China), also for crochet dolls! |
| 99820881 | MAGICAL MATES |
| 99824634 | MAKE A PET |
| 99816010 | MAKE PLAY HAPPEN |
| 99821397 | MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL – Goods: Christmas tree ornaments. |
| 99816335 | MY BOOK BOX BUDDY |
| 99823173 | MY TYPE ON PAPER |
| 99817592 | MYSTERY SQUISHY DUMPLING |
| 99818538 | OLD WHITE MAN |
| 99824053 | PLAYMUG |
| 99814900 | RAWR MEANS I LOVE YOU |
| 99819646 | SENDING YOU A BIG HUG |
| 99825240 | STAY POSITIVE |
| 99815071 | TEXTURED WORRY STONE |
| 99818286 | TINY GRANDMA |
| 99819482 | TO MY DAUGHTER – Applicant is a company in China for all these “to my” marks. |
| 99819455 | TO MY GRANDMA |
| 99819428 | TO MY GRANDPA |
| 99819912 | TO MY HUSBAND |
| 99817372 | TO MY MOM |
| 99817371 | TO MY SISTER |
| 99819915 | TO MY SON |
| 99819415 | TO MY WIFE |
| 99821300 | TRASH PANDA |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!
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