MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Bonus content! Newly registered marks for the week of 28 November 2023

Note: These marks are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes a list of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

AMBITIOUS VIBES
AZURE BREEZE
BEACH VACAY
BLOWJOB SEASON – I had no idea these were seasonal.
NOBLE FIR GARLAND
THE RAVENHOOD
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

AMBER TOUCH
CUTE AF.
NOW U FUCKED UP
SUNDAE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

ATTAGIRL!
DOOFUS U
GOT BOXES ?
GRUMPY ROOMMATE
HOLY F#@K
IF YOU SEE ME HIT A CURB NO YOU DIDN’T
POP OF ART
SANTA’S KINDNESS
SASQUATCH SQUAD
SWAG SIGNS & VINYLS
TOUCH MY FISHING STUFF AND I’LL SHOW YOU MY HUNTING STUFF
TOXIC WASTE
TRAVEL IS LIFE

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

ASGARD
DOGGY DAY BAG
IF SO
MAGIC LEASH
MILKFED
NOW U FUCKED UP
OBSIDIAN
SUMO

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

BASICDUDE
HEY BAE
HOMEDUDE
MOMSSY
NAP QUEEN
SLEEP MAGIC

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

3 O’CLOCK WINE GLASS
ASGARD
CONTENT ADVISORY EXPLICIT PARENT – Yes, it looks exactly like you think it does.
DEEP PURPLE
GRUMPY ROOMMATE
I AM WATER
MOMSSY
THE RAVENHOOD
WHEN WE PRAY

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

DEEP PURPLE
PROTECT YOUR LAZY ASS
SUMO

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

ANCIENT HUNTER – Goods: fishing gear.
FUN FOR EVERYONE!
GATHER AND PRAY
MAMA SURPRISE
MR SHITHEAD – Holy moly, this is a long list of goods.
SANTA’S KINDNESS
THE FEELING IS NEUTRAL
THE GAME

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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