MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Brand New Trademark Applications: June 16 – June 22, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98607879“GUYS GET IT”
98604824ACTIVE BOTANICAL SERUM
98613547ANTI-HERO
98610885BEARDED BIKER
98606319BERMUDA
98607372CLEAN BABY
98612529CUTICLE-B-GONE
98606334DRENCH
98604517EVERYTHING CHRISTMAS
98604657EVERYTHING FALL
98604521EVERYTHING SPRING
98604623EVERYTHING SUMMER
98604663EVERYTHING WINTER
98607718EXOTIC SCENTS
98607630GUMMY BEARS
98603412KISSING
98613221LIFT
98613190LOCKED IN
98607136MEGA DRIP
98605033MEGA GLITTER
98612816NAIL ME
98604300SILVER BULLET
98604977SKINCARE FOR EVERYWHERE
98608978TIGHTEN & LIFT NECK CREAM
98604800TUXEDO
98610690WILD OATS
98608984WONDERFUL CITRUS

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98612330CHERRY BABY
98604517EVERYTHING CHRISTMAS
98604657EVERYTHING FALL
98604521EVERYTHING SPRING
98604623EVERYTHING SUMMER
98604663EVERYTHING WINTER
98604645TALE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98604192ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY
98611661BARKE DIEM
98609913CAR STEREO
98609888CHILLHOP MUSIC
98610660DANCE IN YOUR DARKEST MOMENTS
98606014EPIPHANY
98611558FETCH THE DAY
98605690HERBALLY DISTRACTED
98612428IMMERSIVE REALTY
98609023MADE
98611234MURDER IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
98607088SEARCH EVERYONE
98605949SOCCER STAR

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

986085721ST COMMEMORATIVE
98604805BONJOUR
98609008COWBOY GOLD
98606276CURATE YOUR STORY
98610660DANCE IN YOUR DARKEST MOMENTS
98609626EMBRACE YOUR SPARK
98606744FAMILY IS FOREVER
98606526GLAMP
98605690HERBALLY DISTRACTED
98605251HOUSE OF JEWELLERY
98606200LADY RAGE
98606093LOVELY GEMS
98613061MARIÉE
98606248MARK WHAT MATTERS
98607163MATCH MY FREAK
98608765PREVAIL

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98603640ALL THE QUEEN’S MEN
98611661BARKE DIEM
98612829BRAINY
98606481CHRISTMASLAND
98610660DANCE IN YOUR DARKEST MOMENTS
98611256DEMON HUNTING SOCCER MOM
98603762DESIGN AND CUSTOMIZE
98610730DON THE CON (VICT)
98605252DUDE
98604631EVERYDAY IN LIFE IS A GIFT FROM GOD
98611558FETCH THE DAY
98606101FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON
98606706GIFTTAGSOverseas applicant (Vietnam), of course.
98605690HERBALLY DISTRACTED
98611528HIPSTR
98608086HOW TO DRAW CUTE STUFF
98609609INNER AWESOME
98606200LADY RAGE
98613418LATE NIGHT EPIPHANIES
98612659MELD
98604488MIRACLES, PROOF THAT GOD IS SO AMAZING
98611234MURDER IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
98609966OVERQUALIFIED
98603963PECULIAR PEEPS
98610657RAVE IN THE WASTELAND
98611053READ. LEARN. GROW. TOGETHER.
98607854RULE OF 3
98605342SAFE TO BE ME
98608783SECRET HIPPIE
98603268TIMELINE OF MY LIFE
98603625UNDERLINGS
98605984WHOLE KIDS
98610690WILD OATS
98609716WISE
98609826WRITE IT YOURSELF!
98608544YOLO ATTITUDE

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98611661BARKE DIEM
98605242CLUTCH ‘N TOTE
98611558FETCH THE DAY
98608530INFRARED
98604038KEEPING YOUR STUFF DRY
98612659MELD
98613089PATIO BUDDY
98604763RANGER
98605413WALKING & TALKING
98606172WET SUIT
98610690WILD OATS

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98606859BARKER BEDS
98606296BEDHEAD PILLOWS
98613008CINNAMON
98605968ELEVATE YOUR SLEEP
98608510FOUNTAIN BED FRAME
98605170GAMEPILLO
98612925SAFE CLOSET
98610270SHOEBOX
98603488SLAB MOUNT
98612075SLEEPDOG
98608787SMART RAIL
98612615TOOLBOX WIDGET
98606684WATER LIKE A PRO
98606272YARDMASTER

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98607879“GUYS GET IT”
98611661BARKE DIEM
98605882BOLD. VIBRANT. BEER.
98612294CAT MOM I kind of can’t believe nobody else has ever tried for this.
98611509COFFEE SUCKS! CAFFEINE SUGAR CREAM GOOD!
98608574DADDY’S CHOICE
98606471DOIN IT FOR THE CHICKS
98611558FETCH THE DAY
98605321GRANDMAMAGER
98605288GRANDMOMAGER
98606595GRUB GOBLIN
98605690HERBALLY DISTRACTED
98607058HIPPIES AND COWBOYS
98605650HIS MASTER’S VOICE
98611303HYDRATION MATTERS
98607084KEG IT
98608081LAZYCHEF
98612659MELD
98607978SCRUBINATOR
98613545SIP. SWAP. REPEAT.
98606967SMART FROM THE START
98610690WILD OATS

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98609081BEDZ
98608968CALI COTTON
98606572FEEL COSY
98611888FIVE STAR
98605603GAMEPILLO
98605690HERBALLY DISTRACTED
98608485MOMMYSLEEP
98604526REGAL DRAPES
98610270SHOEBOX
98610690WILD OATS

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

986080792ND AMENDMENT USA
98603640ALL THE QUEEN’S MEN
98608122ALONG THE WAVES
98610890APPLIQUE
98603973ART OR FART?
98603469B.O.A.T BLACKEST OF ALL TIME
98611661BARKE DIEM
98610885BEARDED BIKER
98611330BIG BEARD ENERGY
98608722CAFFEINATED IN PINK
98603945CHILDREN OF THE CORNBREAD
98609888CHILLHOP MUSIC
98609450COLLEGE HOUSE
98612547CRAVING MY MEAT ?
98606909CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
98605645DAD HOURS
98610660DANCE IN YOUR DARKEST MOMENTS
98606940DISHONORED
98606471DOIN IT FOR THE CHICKS
98610730DON THE CON (VICT)
98607251EASY IS TOO HARD
98603982EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY
98612219FATHERHOOD MAFIA
98611558FETCH THE DAY
98608831FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA NO ROOM FOR HATE
98606101FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON
98603988FRUIT SNACK ADDICT
98604854GO EARN IT
98607754GOD CREATED
98606120GOOD WINE FOOD PEOPLE
98608684GRIND TO SHINE
98609480HAWK TUAHSo … it’s the sound of spitting a loogie on a guy’s knob?
98609011HAWK TUAHTwo different applicants, by the way.
98605690HERBALLY DISTRACTED
98612787HERE FOR THE BOOTY
98607058HIPPIES AND COWBOYS
98605578I AM A RESOURCE
98606724I LOVE MY JESUS I GIVE HIM HUGS & SQUEEZES
98603965I PRAY THERE IS A GOD AT THE END OF THIS
98609978I’D LOVE TO HELP YOU
98613323I’LL FEED ALL YOU FUCKERS
98607356IN HIS WORD
98603286KAWAII ‘TIL I DIE
98603970LIFE IS SHORT, TAKE MORE BATHS
98608470LIVE FAST PRAY HARD
98612116LIVE LIMITLESS
98610772MAKE AMERICA AFFORDABLE AGAIN
98611234MURDER IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
98611705MURDERED OUT
98603953MY DAD HAD COOL ALBUMS
98611576NO PRESSURE
98613203NO TIRED DADS ALLOWED
98604798POPE IS HOPE
98603425PSYCHO SOBER
98610469PSYCHO SOBER CREW
98610696RECOVERING ASSHOLE
98608713RIZZ
98610033SOCK SNOB
98606349SUPPORT YOUR
98609964SUSHI GIRL
98609960SUSHI SNOB
98603975TEACHERS DESERVE MORE
98608630THANK GOD FOR GOD
98606359THICK THIGHS RUN CLUB
98603976THINKING DEEPLY ABOUT SHALLOW SH#T
98612210TOXIC AF
98606988VERYCOLD
98606017WHAT A HOTDOG
98610690WILD OATS
98608662YOU CAN SUCK A DOG’S DICK FROM THE BACK! ― I … um … whaaat? No specimen.

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98605690HERBALLY DISTRACTED
98606200LADY RAGE
98604798POPE IS HOPE
98612575THE WIG CAP COMPANY

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98607085DRY PAWS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98611661BARKE DIEM
98611591DIGITAL DADDY
98611558FETCH THE DAY
98608087FOOTBALL STICK
98606101FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON
98604966INCOMPLETE
98606330LAUGHING BABY BUTTON
98608358POTION KIT
98605845POTION MAKING KIT
98611982PREDATOR
98610270SHOEBOX
98610294WHERE THE WILD THINGS PLAY

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98609057BE FOREVER YOUNG
98604035LOGOINCLUDED

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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