Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Everybody’s Favorite Class, 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99334552 | 1ST TEAM ALL-BRO | How is it that “bro” has become such an awful concept in the last 5 years or so? |
| 98597968 | BAD DAD | Maaaaaybe this isn’t something you want to advertise? |
| 98688793 | BE A GREAT HUMAN | Don’t mind if I do. |
| 98893119 | BERRY PINK | A lot of the specimens say “Berry Pink Los Angeles” but the owner is in Hong Kong. |
| 98235293 | BIG SHRED ENERGY | Unclear if we’re shredding waves or cheese or what. |
| 99459296 | BIRD NERD | [supplemental] I can’t get into bird watching, I know I’d become obsessed. |
| 99608393 | CAN WE SMOKE IN HERE? | Would anyone ever ask this? Isn’t smoking indoors pretty much a no-go everywhere these days? |
| 98883312 | COME GET THESE KIDS! | |
| 98907642 | CURDS & WHEY | Both are gross, and yet cheese is magical. |
| 98978598 | DESIGNED BY DADS | [insert sexist joke about product quality here] |
| 98191297 | DON’T HATE MASTURBATE | Feels like there should be a comma after HATE. |
| 99606879 | EARN THE COFFEE | If you like coffee, go have coffee. You don’t have to earn it. |
| 99593604 | EXPLORING WITH PURPOSE | |
| 99603795 | FAITH HAS RECEIPTS I’M PROOF | Receipts stating what? Goodness? Badness? Being overcharged? |
| 98520368 | GET TACOS | Don’t mind if I do. |
| 99606530 | GIRLS OF SUMMER | Not even looking at the specimens, I’m sure by GIRLS they mean full-grown women. |
| 99606912 | GOD GOT US | Got us what? Tacos? |
| 99356165 | GOD PROBLEMS | |
| 99599932 | GOD’S VERY OWN | Very own what? Taco shop? |
| 99799200 | HAVE A HIPPIE DAY | [supplemental] |
| 99607906 | HIGH OFF MY HUSTLE | Ugh, don’t get me started again on hustle culture. |
| 98438905 | HUG A DEMOCRAT | They could use it these days. |
| 99611273 | I AM HIS-STORY | |
| 99100235 | I DON’T NEED A REASON TO WINE | Have you tried Portuguese green wine (vinho verde)? Excellent! |
| 99372052 | I LOVE SURPRISES | NOPE NOPE NO THANK YOU |
| 98975456 | ICE CREAM SCIENTIST | Oh my gosh, this sounds like the best job ever. |
| 98860417 | I’M LEGAL | Because the best merch is just plain text in Arial. |
| 97824819 | LET ME MANSPLAIN THAT | The brand is “Mandacity“. Amusing, but in an infuriating way, y’know? |
| 99227314 | MAKE AMERICA MACHO AGAIN | Insert the standard question: Was it ever? |
| 99606597 | MAKE EARTH EDEN AGAIN | Insert the standard question: Was it ever? |
| 90825802 | MINI BOSS IN THE MAKING | Ya gotta love a specimen with an AI image Photoshopped onto a mockup. |
| 99407722 | NNF NEVER NOT FISHING | No time to sleep, no time to eat. Must always fish. |
| 99407727 | NNH NEVER NOT HUNTING | Samesies. |
| 98668755 | PEOPLE WILL BE PEOPLE BUT GOD WILL BE GOD | This feels about as convoluted and nonsensical as something from Ghost Global. |
| 99699169 | PRAY HUSTLE SLAY | Pass, pass, pass. Well … hmm. I could maybe be convinced to slay a little. |
| 99598510 | REAL BOSSES WEAR CROSSES | This thing looks like a sword with a bow on it, not a cross. On an AI model mockup. |
| 97607632 | SAY LESS READ MORE | Don’t mind if I do! [Cracks open Dungeon Crawler Carl book 8] |
| 98698585 | SPREAD LOVE NOT JUDGEMENT | Eh, I’m kind of on the side of being judgy. |
| 98152738 | STUDY LIKE A SCHOLAR PLAY LIKE A WARRIOR THINK LIKE A CHAMPION | IRON ON YOUR BRANDING LIKE A FUMBLE-FINGERED NINNY |
| 97155168 | THE BIBLE BELT | It’s a belt with bible books printed on it. In Papyrus font! |
| 98232875 | THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE | No additional word after the mark on the specimens, but those products are no longer available at their site. |
| 99506839 | WALK SLOW SMILE MORE | Smiling at people while walking in public is such a USA thing. |
| 98813815 | WE DIDN’T COME TO BUNT | The phrase is baseball-ish, but the specimens all have a fish holding a surfboard. |
| 99035957 | WE LIVE FOR SATURDAYS |
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99030116 | BLUE TIDE |
| 99570851 | CANDLE PEARLS |
| 99034122 | CONNECTION CANDLES |
| 98027341 | COZY CASHMERE |
| 98887609 | HERD TALLOW |
| 99227142 | KICK ASH |
| 99246944 | MODERN HEIRLOOM |
| 99321047 | NOIR WOODS |
| 79434450 | SPELLING |
| 99051002 | THE SCENT OF YOUR BEST SELF |
| 97410703 | TIL FOREVER |
| 99475505 | WARMTH & WICK |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 79447043 | 1-2-SWITCH |
| 98440624 | 86 HARASSMENT |
| 97063114 | ALBERT EINSTEIN |
| 98756962 | AMALGAMATION AI |
| 99050494 | BIG HEAVY COVER PRODUCTS |
| 98686285 | BIT PART |
| 97655269 | DIAMOND |
| 98860417 | I’M LEGAL |
| 99544500 | MAD MAGS |
| 98609023 | MADE |
| 99123643 | REMIX |
| 98312447 | TRAVEL WITH LIFE |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 98431545 | 1220 |
| 99300602 | 3D HUGGIE HOOPS [supplemental] |
| 98893119 | BERRY PINK |
| 98912123 | COMING TO LIFE |
| 99487463 | EASYBUILDPLANS |
| 97981327 | HAUTE HIPPIE STYLE |
| 99705290 | I HATE EVERYONE BUT US |
| 99125920 | INTUITION EYE [supplemental] |
| 79408840 | LOFI BOY |
| 90384381 | LOVE LIVE LIFE |
| 79433545 | LOVE UNLIMITED |
| 99325077 | METALMARK [supplemental] |
| 99564995 | MYSTIC TOUCH |
| 99180313 | PICKLE MONSTERS |
| 98935904 | PRETTY GIRL SWAG |
| 98938006 | SHIFT |
| 99591094 | TINY MESS FRIENDS |
| 99560948 | TUX CLUB |
| 99607205 | YOUR STORY, SET IN STONE. |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 97894625 | 95 PERCENT GROUP |
| 99539984 | A BEAUTIFUL YEAR WITH JESUS |
| 98561640 | ACTIVATE YOUR YES |
| 99363615 | ADVENTURE MASTER |
| 98472169 | AS IT IS |
| 99107132 | ASCEND |
| 99250678 | ATELIER BOX [supplemental] |
| 99166503 | BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE SO MUCH S#!T TO DEAL WITH |
| 98893119 | BERRY PINK |
| 98193074 | BLACK OR WHITE IT’S HUMAN LIFE! |
| 99607194 | BOARDROOM |
| 99400625 | BOARDWALK |
| 98924480 | CUPID MEETS CRIME SCENE |
| 98978598 | DESIGNED BY DADS |
| 97655269 | DIAMOND |
| 98191297 | DON’T HATE MASTURBATE |
| 99091808 | EMBRACE LUMINOUS VIBES |
| 99142639 | ENDLESSLY CHERISHED |
| 98193308 | EXTENDED PLAY |
| 99271660 | FOLLOW YOUR NORTH STAR |
| 99199215 | FORMERLY KNOWN AS CARDS |
| 99353787 | HAPPY ABUNDANCE OF JOY |
| 99705290 | I HATE EVERYONE BUT US |
| 97981200 | I KNOW A GUY |
| 98401006 | IT’S LITTLE THINGS |
| 98814501 | JOURNALIST’S TOOLBOX |
| 79408840 | LOFI BOY |
| 97735317 | LUV THE NUB [supplemental] |
| 98484986 | MAX |
| 97636702 | MAX |
| 99590922 | MINDFUL LEADER [supplemental] |
| 98648696 | MOM ERA |
| 98871471 | PASSION FOR GOD’S WORD. COMPASSION FOR GOD’S CHOSEN PEOPLE. |
| 99571368 | PAWSITIVE VIBES |
| 98881433 | POOP BAGS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE POOP |
| 99506770 | PROTECTOR’S PRAYER [supplemental] |
| 99602926 | ROOTED IN WONDER |
| 98290796 | TEN MINUTES WITH GOD |
| 98402660 | THE CLOSER’S NOTEBOOK |
| 99596939 | TINY BAKER |
| 97894227 | WRITEFUL MIND |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 98960919 | ARTISAN ELITE |
| 99012859 | BEAT YOUR MEAT |
| 99090177 | CLEAR SAVINGS |
| 98122560 | CORE |
| 98978598 | DESIGNED BY DADS |
| 98688890 | DIVORCERAMICS |
| 99091808 | EMBRACE LUMINOUS VIBES |
| 90552197 | HAT STACKERS |
| 97817777 | HOLISTIC HUSTLER |
| 97697927 | I KNOW A GUY |
| 98978491 | IT GIRL COCKTAILS |
| 99091489 | KIND REBEL |
| 99451703 | LADDER-FREE SOLUTIONS [supplemental] |
| 97824819 | LET ME MANSPLAIN THAT |
| 79408840 | LOFI BOY |
| 98909715 | MAKE COFFEE GREAT AGAIN |
| 98827459 | MAKING HYDRATION FUN |
| 99250033 | MONOGRAM |
| 99441792 | MYTHICAL |
| 98730568 | SIMPLY SORTED |
| 98743014 | WOODPECKER |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 99363615 | ADVENTURE MASTER |
| 97080383 | ALEX |
| 99251631 | BITTY CHOMPERS |
| 98374844 | CALMINGBUDDY |
| 98867659 | CO-OWNED BY DOGS |
| 97655269 | DIAMOND |
| 98193308 | EXTENDED PLAY |
| 79435505 | HIPPOPOCKETMUS |
| 79408840 | LOFI BOY |
| 79437337 | LOVE TO MOVE LIFE |
| 99015356 | MAGNETIC MATCH RINGS |
| 99015140 | MIX OR MATCH VEHICLES |
| 99460984 | MOVIE SUPERSTARS [supplemental] |
| 99351397 | POCKET POTUS |
| 98933014 | SKYDIVE |
| 99008464 | SNUGGLEVERSE |
| 98867398 | STACK-A PUZZLE |
| 99398746 | STAR BAKER |
| 98774270 | UNICORN PAL |
| 98833823 | YOU SNOOZE YOU BOOZE |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS IN CLASS 025
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 74372288 | AMERICAN QUEEN |
| 88189842 | ARTFULLY DESIGNED FOOTWEAR AND HANDBAGS |
| 88458893 | BLESS CHILDREN |
| 88406731 | DON’T THINK, JUST DO |
| 88314395 | DREAM PURPOSEFULLY |
| 79256240 | FULL ADDICT |
| 88451385 | GOOD LUCK UNDIES |
| 88539191 | I PROMISE TO FOLLOW JESUS |
| 86473273 | IT’S NEXT YEAR |
| 87861055 | LETS ALL WIN [sic] |
| 88412968 | MISANTHROPE |
| 86329017 | NEIGHBORHOOD HOPE DEALER |
| 88373247 | NOT JUST FOR BLONDES |
| 87911944 | PALLET LIFE |
| 88450249 | PROTECT YOUR LIGHT |
| 78533448 | REAL WOMEN WEAR RED |
| 88364413 | SALTWATER RANCH |
| 88204410 | SCHOOL GIRLS ROCK |
| 86643707 | STAY LAZY |
| 78531478 | TATTOO YOUR SOUL |
| 88456170 | THE PARTY NEVER ENDS |
| 88178580 | TITS FIRST |
| 87141519 | TRIPLE A+ |
| 87208558 | WIFEY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item was on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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