Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Everybody’s Favorite Class, 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99540635 | AMERICAN CHRISTIAN | [supplemental] |
| 98918109 | ANIMALS DON’T LIE BUT PEOPLE DO | Ha! My cats frequently tell me “meow,” which means “I’ve not been fed a meal in DAYS, mother.” |
| 99393467 | BETTER THAN BRALESS | The product is, surprise surprise, a bra. |
| 99106515 | BLEED CRYPTO | Same individual owner of these two “bleed” marks. |
| 99106508 | BLEED PICKLEBALL | An intriguing pair of interests for one guy! |
| 99619084 | CENTER STATES | No idea which states consider themselves to be in the “center”. I was always baffled at how “midwest” states were mainly to the east. |
| 99603045 | COME ON JESUS | Right? Guy is always late. |
| 99308892 | COUNTRY ENOUGH | I’m a city mouse. I will never be country enough. |
| 99177660 | EVERYBODY LOVES LAS VEGAS | I used to, before it got SO EXPENSIVE to do anything. |
| 99614960 | FATHER FUCKER | Classy. Also, the specimen is a screenshot of a Printify dashboard. |
| 99160923 | FOR THE DADS | You know who the worst guests were, when I worked at Disney World? The middle-aged dads. |
| 99611012 | FROM MEMPHIS WITH LOVE | |
| 99499363 | FUTURE ME SAID SO | Sorry, I only take instructions from Past Me. |
| 99427185 | GEORGIA BOY | |
| 99590287 | GOING STEADY | Do kids still do this? Or “go together,” as it was when I was young? |
| 99463928 | GRUMPY BUT | Most specimens hide the ornamental text, but this one has “grumpy but good looking”. |
| 98758286 | HIGHCLASS BADASS | I just don’t understand a “brand” where all of the merch is just text with the brand name on the front. Feels so ornamental! |
| 99115941 | I’VE GOT A TALLER WALLET AND A BIGGER DICK | A “tall wallet” sounds awkward and uncomfortable. But it’s Ghost Global, so I’m used to weirdo nonsense from them. |
| 99233446 | INNER GRANDMA | I channel her ALL THE TIME. Wait … I’m grandma-aged on the outside too! |
| 97370973 | KEEP. PUSHING. FORWARD. | The periods between words make it sound like a huge grunting effort. |
| 99049539 | LGBT- LET’S GET MONEY TOGETHER | Another Ghost Global, where they apparently don’t understand how acronyms work. |
| 99564096 | LIFE IS A FAIRWAY | 🎶 I’m gonna golf it all night long! 🎶 |
| 99236308 | LIL PHATTY TO BIG DADDY | Some sort of empowerment thing? So riddled with AI, it doesn’t quite make sense. |
| 99611707 | LONG LIVE THE GRITTY | Slogan for a hat company, but none of their hats look particularly “gritty”. |
| 97345573 | LUCKY AF | You know “AF” is tired when I have a category for it on the spreadsheet. |
| 99149354 | MAKE AMERICA AMERICA AGAIN | … whatever the heck that means. |
| 99227430 | MAKE AMERICA RESPECTFUL AGAIN | This brings to mind that concept of “I’ll respect you [treat you like a human] as long as you respect me [treat me like your superior].” |
| 99636379 | MAMA TRIED | But mama was so, so tired. |
| 99618697 | MELANATED PRINCESS | |
| 99624103 | PRETTY GIRLS LIFT | Ah, both “pretty” and “girls” together. Let’s objectify AND infantilize! |
| 99620482 | PRETTY THANG | |
| 98054388 | RIG DADDY | I didn’t expect the oilfield dudes specimen to be pink paisley. |
| 98650819 | RUGGED GENTLEMAN | Selling a plain white t-shirt for $50. |
| 98617708 | SNOWGLOBE | … Rosebud … |
| 97797458 | SPRINGS LIFE | A line of merch from Nikki, “The Wanderlust Mermaid.” |
| 99613178 | TOO BLESSED TO BE DEPRESSED | Breezed right through registration with mockup shirts at a Print-on-Demand marketplace. |
| 98881040 | TRUST NO AI | Oh, don’t worry. I’m way ahead of you with not trusting AI. |
| 99141763 | WANDER TRAVEL PLAY | I prefer this combo to “live laugh love”. |
| 99122334 | WIND YOUR BOBBIN | No matter how many reminders I get, I will always forget. |
| 97314714 | YO VIVO EN EL AMOR | Means “I live in love.” So cool how learning Portuguese helps me read Spanish! |
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99191624 | A PLACE FOR THE MAKER |
| 98306275 | AWAKEN CONFIDENCE |
| 79437489 | LIQUID SOLAR |
| 98978257 | PISTACHIO PLEASE |
| 97314714 | YO VIVO EN EL AMOR |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 99587508 | ABIDE |
| 98873448 | ABUNDANT MINES |
| 99278086 | ALL DOCUMENT READER – ONE READ |
| 90981657 | ALLEGIANCE |
| 79433839 | BUSY SUNDAY |
| 99344507 | CAUSAL POETS |
| 79437846 | DRIVEN BY CURIOSITY |
| 98442937 | ELEVATE |
| 98826098 | GOING DUTCH |
| 98833183 | ILLUMINATION STATION |
| 98546611 | MARRIED TO GREATNESS |
| 99159917 | PORTAL |
| 98956639 | SCREENMATE |
| 97797458 | SPRINGS LIFE |
| 79439840 | STICKER QUEST |
| 98952037 | UGLY WAIFU |
| 99256794 | WE ARE WARRIORS |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 79441075 | AQUA BLUE |
| 99610166 | BAE & FRIENDS |
| 99145932 | BEAD WHO YOU ARE |
| 90808363 | BEYOND CONFLICT FREE |
| 99615535 | BROKEN ENGLISH |
| 99610709 | CRAFT VOYAGE |
| 99565022 | CURRENT. CLASSIC. TIMELESS. |
| 99256150 | GOOFBALLS |
| 99488388 | LIGHT HOUR |
| 98002714 | LIGHT OUR EARTH |
| 99271192 | LIGHTKEEPER |
| 79449259 | MEMORIES OF THE FUTURE |
| 99816880 | PRINCESS BABY |
| 99107288 | SEA CHIEF |
| 99542209 | SPIRIT |
| 99615557 | TUNGSTEN FOREVER |
| 99615509 | TUNGSTEN WORLD |
| 99032315 | WANDERLOCKET |
| 97314714 | YO VIVO EN EL AMOR |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 99597476 | 180 DAYS |
| 97894518 | 95 |
| 99587508 | ABIDE |
| 90981657 | ALLEGIANCE |
| 99403404 | BAGS FOR KEEPS |
| 99147257 | BILINGUAL SPEECH RESOURCES [supplemental] |
| 99490441 | CELEBRATING PROGRESS |
| 98669225 | CRAFTERS CUP |
| 98799916 | CREATE & DECORATE QUICK KIT |
| 98418383 | CUSTOMER CHAMPION |
| 99607132 | DEVELOPING ROOTS |
| 98551273 | DIAMOND |
| 99611509 | DISTRACTED |
| 97469250 | DO THE THING |
| 98758632 | ELEVATE EVERY DAY |
| 99499363 | FUTURE ME SAID SO |
| 98391629 | GIRL MATH |
| 99045475 | GREETING CARDS THAT MATCH |
| 99611859 | HELLO SPECIAL |
| 99601746 | I PROMISE |
| 99273046 | IF I GO MISSING |
| 97345573 | LUCKY AF |
| 99232097 | MEDICINE CARDS |
| 99975433 | MINDFULLY SUCCESSFUL |
| 98864642 | MODERN WHIMSY |
| 99500764 | PUFFY PAGES |
| 97797458 | SPRINGS LIFE |
| 99626508 | STICKER GENIUS |
| 79439840 | STICKER QUEST |
| 99237265 | TELL ME WHAT’S GOOD |
| 98663034 | THE REST IS |
| 98727627 | TRY LIVING MORE |
| 99141763 | WANDER TRAVEL PLAY |
| 99360891 | WHY SCHOOL |
| 97314714 | YO VIVO EN EL AMOR |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 98046855 | A STAR IS BORN |
| 97085715 | AF HOME GOODS |
| 97524516 | AK-47 ESPRESSO |
| 98918109 | ANIMALS DON’T LIE BUT PEOPLE DO |
| 99384842 | AVANT GRUB |
| 99403404 | BAGS FOR KEEPS |
| 97423614 | BRILLIANT COOK |
| 99490441 | CELEBRATING PROGRESS |
| 99615297 | COFFEE KEY |
| 97472994 | EASE BE WITH YOU |
| 99270421 | EASY FERMENTER |
| 98735224 | KITCHENETTE |
| 99696351 | MERRY MOMENTS |
| 98864642 | MODERN WHIMSY |
| 99692024 | MY LITTLE POTTY |
| 98302136 | ROOM CONCEPTS |
| 99094463 | SCENTIMENT |
| 99620582 | SCRUB CLUB |
| 98148490 | SPIRAL |
| 98702502 | STUDIO CONCEPTS |
| 99237265 | TELL ME WHAT’S GOOD |
| 98930587 | UNDER ONE UMBRELLA |
| 97314714 | YO VIVO EN EL AMOR |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 99582576 | 2-IN-1 AIR BLASTER |
| 99144765 | COZIE GAMES |
| 79435663 | EMOTION BALLOONS LET IT GO |
| 99622354 | GROWTH JOURNAL |
| 99015404 | MAG BUILDER |
| 98877963 | MAMMOTH MONSTER TRUCK |
| 99235676 | MY STITCHY |
| 97721728 | PATH BUILDER MARBLE MAZE |
| 99057407 | POSITIVE BEER |
| 99617936 | PUZZLING KIDS |
| 79439840 | STICKER QUEST |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS IN CLASS 025
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88147439 | A WINS A WIN [sic] |
| 87291467 | BALLZ DEEP SPEARFISHING TEAM |
| 86917694 | BATTLE OPS |
| 87704795 | BELIEVE ANYWAY |
| 78436127 | DIRT CHICKS |
| 88524938 | DREAM BIG EXECUTE HARD |
| 88523612 | DRIP CARTEL |
| 87778888 | GOLD DRIP |
| 87038370 | GREATNESS IS A PROCESS |
| 87949687 | HANDSOMEBOY |
| 88028490 | HAPPINESS IS {POSITIVE} CASH FLOW |
| 87095761 | I’M NOT JUST MILK DRUNK I’M TIT FACED [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88390088 | LADY CREW |
| 88198809 | LET THE HAPPY IN |
| 86830226 | LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LISTEN TO SHITTY MUSIC |
| 88407043 | LOST CALF |
| 87051842 | MAKE IT HAPPEN GET IT DONE |
| 86929142 | MAKE SEX GREAT AGAIN [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88528964 | NO COINS LEFT BEHIND |
| 88343951 | OLD-FASHIONED ON PURPOSE |
| 88184593 | PEACE, LOVE & BACON |
| 76603699 | PURE YOGA |
| 78548416 | RICH HIPPIE |
| 86690441 | SALT ZONE |
| 88323050 | SEEMS LEGIT |
| 88309463 | SIGNS OF LIFE |
| 78537769 | SOFT COLLECTION |
| 87641480 | TELL NO ONE |
| 78379508 | TICKLED PINK |
| 86643793 | WARM & SNUGGLY |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item was on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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