MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Trademark Tuesday / Newly Registered Trademarks / 11 Aug – 17 Aug 2026

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Everybody’s Favorite Class, 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99540635AMERICAN CHRISTIAN[supplemental]
98918109ANIMALS DON’T LIE BUT PEOPLE DOHa! My cats frequently tell me “meow,” which means “I’ve not been fed a meal in DAYS, mother.”
99393467BETTER THAN BRALESSThe product is, surprise surprise, a bra.
99106515BLEED CRYPTOSame individual owner of these two “bleed” marks.
99106508BLEED PICKLEBALLAn intriguing pair of interests for one guy!
99619084CENTER STATESNo idea which states consider themselves to be in the “center”. I was always baffled at how “midwest” states were mainly to the east.
99603045COME ON JESUSRight? Guy is always late.
99308892COUNTRY ENOUGHI’m a city mouse. I will never be country enough.
99177660EVERYBODY LOVES LAS VEGASI used to, before it got SO EXPENSIVE to do anything.
99614960FATHER FUCKERClassy.  Also, the specimen is a screenshot of a Printify dashboard.
99160923FOR THE DADSYou know who the worst guests were, when I worked at Disney World?  The middle-aged dads.
99611012FROM MEMPHIS WITH LOVE
99499363FUTURE ME SAID SOSorry, I only take instructions from Past Me.
99427185GEORGIA BOY
99590287GOING STEADYDo kids still do this?  Or “go together,” as it was when I was young?
99463928GRUMPY BUTMost specimens hide the ornamental text, but this one has “grumpy but good looking”.
98758286HIGHCLASS BADASSI just don’t understand a “brand” where all of the merch is just text with the brand name on the front. Feels so ornamental!
99115941I’VE GOT A TALLER WALLET AND A BIGGER DICKA “tall wallet” sounds awkward and uncomfortable. But it’s Ghost Global, so I’m used to weirdo nonsense from them.
99233446INNER GRANDMAI channel her ALL THE TIME.  Wait … I’m grandma-aged on the outside too!
97370973KEEP. PUSHING. FORWARD.The periods between words make it sound like a huge grunting effort.
99049539LGBT- LET’S GET MONEY TOGETHERAnother Ghost Global, where they apparently don’t understand how acronyms work.
99564096LIFE IS A FAIRWAY🎶 I’m gonna golf it all night long! 🎶
99236308LIL PHATTY TO BIG DADDYSome sort of empowerment thing? So riddled with AI, it doesn’t quite make sense.
99611707LONG LIVE THE GRITTYSlogan for a hat company, but none of their hats look particularly “gritty”.
97345573LUCKY AFYou know “AF” is tired when I have a category for it on the spreadsheet.
99149354MAKE AMERICA AMERICA AGAIN… whatever the heck that means.
99227430MAKE AMERICA RESPECTFUL AGAINThis brings to mind that concept of “I’ll respect you [treat you like a human] as long as you respect me [treat me like your superior].”
99636379MAMA TRIEDBut mama was so, so tired.
99618697MELANATED PRINCESS
99624103PRETTY GIRLS LIFTAh, both “pretty” and “girls” together. Let’s objectify AND infantilize!
99620482PRETTY THANG
98054388RIG DADDYI didn’t expect the oilfield dudes specimen to be pink paisley.
98650819RUGGED GENTLEMANSelling a plain white t-shirt for $50.
98617708SNOWGLOBE… Rosebud …
97797458SPRINGS LIFEA line of merch from Nikki, “The Wanderlust Mermaid.”
99613178TOO BLESSED TO BE DEPRESSEDBreezed right through registration with mockup shirts at a Print-on-Demand marketplace.
98881040TRUST NO AIOh, don’t worry. I’m way ahead of you with not trusting AI.
99141763WANDER TRAVEL PLAYI prefer this combo to “live laugh love”.
99122334WIND YOUR BOBBINNo matter how many reminders I get, I will always forget.
97314714YO VIVO EN EL AMORMeans “I live in love.” So cool how learning Portuguese helps me read Spanish!

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99191624A PLACE FOR THE MAKER
98306275AWAKEN CONFIDENCE
79437489LIQUID SOLAR
98978257PISTACHIO PLEASE
97314714YO VIVO EN EL AMOR

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99587508ABIDE
98873448ABUNDANT MINES
99278086ALL DOCUMENT READER – ONE READ
90981657ALLEGIANCE
79433839BUSY SUNDAY
99344507CAUSAL POETS
79437846DRIVEN BY CURIOSITY
98442937ELEVATE
98826098GOING DUTCH
98833183ILLUMINATION STATION
98546611MARRIED TO GREATNESS
99159917PORTAL
98956639SCREENMATE
97797458SPRINGS LIFE
79439840STICKER QUEST
98952037UGLY WAIFU
99256794WE ARE WARRIORS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

79441075AQUA BLUE
99610166BAE & FRIENDS
99145932BEAD WHO YOU ARE
90808363BEYOND CONFLICT FREE
99615535BROKEN ENGLISH
99610709CRAFT VOYAGE
99565022CURRENT. CLASSIC. TIMELESS.
99256150GOOFBALLS
99488388LIGHT HOUR
98002714LIGHT OUR EARTH
99271192LIGHTKEEPER
79449259MEMORIES OF THE FUTURE
99816880PRINCESS BABY
99107288SEA CHIEF
99542209SPIRIT
99615557TUNGSTEN FOREVER
99615509TUNGSTEN WORLD
99032315WANDERLOCKET
97314714YO VIVO EN EL AMOR

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99597476180 DAYS
9789451895
99587508ABIDE
90981657ALLEGIANCE
99403404BAGS FOR KEEPS
99147257BILINGUAL SPEECH RESOURCES     [supplemental]
99490441CELEBRATING PROGRESS
98669225CRAFTERS CUP
98799916CREATE & DECORATE QUICK KIT
98418383CUSTOMER CHAMPION
99607132DEVELOPING ROOTS
98551273DIAMOND
99611509DISTRACTED
97469250DO THE THING
98758632ELEVATE EVERY DAY
99499363FUTURE ME SAID SO
98391629GIRL MATH
99045475GREETING CARDS THAT MATCH
99611859HELLO SPECIAL
99601746I PROMISE
99273046IF I GO MISSING
97345573LUCKY AF
99232097MEDICINE CARDS
99975433MINDFULLY SUCCESSFUL
98864642MODERN WHIMSY
99500764PUFFY PAGES
97797458SPRINGS LIFE
99626508STICKER GENIUS
79439840STICKER QUEST
99237265TELL ME WHAT’S GOOD
98663034THE REST IS
98727627TRY LIVING MORE
99141763WANDER TRAVEL PLAY
99360891WHY SCHOOL
97314714YO VIVO EN EL AMOR

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98046855A STAR IS BORN
97085715AF HOME GOODS
97524516AK-47 ESPRESSO
98918109ANIMALS DON’T LIE BUT PEOPLE DO
99384842AVANT GRUB
99403404BAGS FOR KEEPS
97423614BRILLIANT COOK
99490441CELEBRATING PROGRESS
99615297COFFEE KEY
97472994EASE BE WITH YOU
99270421EASY FERMENTER
98735224KITCHENETTE
99696351MERRY MOMENTS
98864642MODERN WHIMSY
99692024MY LITTLE POTTY
98302136ROOM CONCEPTS
99094463SCENTIMENT
99620582SCRUB CLUB
98148490SPIRAL
98702502STUDIO CONCEPTS
99237265TELL ME WHAT’S GOOD
98930587UNDER ONE UMBRELLA
97314714YO VIVO EN EL AMOR

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

995825762-IN-1 AIR BLASTER
99144765COZIE GAMES
79435663EMOTION BALLOONS LET IT GO
99622354GROWTH JOURNAL
99015404MAG BUILDER
98877963MAMMOTH MONSTER TRUCK
99235676MY STITCHY
97721728PATH BUILDER MARBLE MAZE
99057407POSITIVE BEER
99617936PUZZLING KIDS
79439840STICKER QUEST

 



PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS IN CLASS 025

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

88147439A WINS A WIN     [sic]
87291467BALLZ DEEP SPEARFISHING TEAM
86917694BATTLE OPS
87704795BELIEVE ANYWAY
78436127DIRT CHICKS
88524938DREAM BIG EXECUTE HARD
88523612DRIP CARTEL
87778888GOLD DRIP
87038370GREATNESS IS A PROCESS
87949687HANDSOMEBOY
88028490HAPPINESS IS {POSITIVE} CASH FLOW
87095761I’M NOT JUST MILK DRUNK I’M TIT FACED     [removed from spreadsheet]
88390088LADY CREW
88198809LET THE HAPPY IN
86830226LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LISTEN TO SHITTY MUSIC
88407043LOST CALF
87051842MAKE IT HAPPEN GET IT DONE
86929142MAKE SEX GREAT AGAIN     [removed from spreadsheet]
88528964NO COINS LEFT BEHIND
88343951OLD-FASHIONED ON PURPOSE
88184593PEACE, LOVE & BACON
76603699PURE YOGA
78548416RICH HIPPIE
86690441SALT ZONE
88323050SEEMS LEGIT
88309463SIGNS OF LIFE
78537769SOFT COLLECTION
87641480TELL NO ONE
78379508TICKLED PINK
86643793WARM & SNUGGLY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item was on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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