Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 493 freshly registered text trademarks; 302 fully cancelled text marks; and 13 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99186276 | ALIEN GHOST BIGFOOT | It’s like three History Channel shows in one! |
| 98358991 | AND THAT’S YOU SORTED | See it. Say it. Sorted. |
| 90747844 | BE HAPPY NOT SNAPPY | Why can’t I be both? |
| 99108273 | BEACH WEEKEND | |
| 97015768 | BIG ISLAND GROWN | |
| 98556554 | DESTINATION UNKNOWN | I don’t know that I’ve EVER traveled with destination unknown. Seems panic-inducing to not know where you’re going! |
| 98953339 | EMPOWERING BLACK PEOPLE | |
| 98554660 | FEMALE RAGE | Def had my fair share of this. |
| 79307803 | GOAT CREW | Actual goats? Or are they all the greatest of all time? |
| 98648212 | HAPPY TIDES | |
| 98807819 | HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR DAY | |
| 98397744 | HOT GIRL BOOTCAMP | All of these next 6 are owned by Hot Girl Trademark Holdings LLC. |
| 98397731 | HOT GIRL GEAR | ↓ |
| 98501265 | HOT GIRL ROSE | ↓ |
| 98397712 | HOT GIRL WORKOUT | And I’m grinding my teeth as usual, when anyone uses “girl” to describe a grown woman. |
| 98397705 | HOTTIE GEAR | ↓ |
| 98397700 | HOTTIE WORKOUT | Y’know, I kind of hate “hottie” too. Though it isn’t as bad as “girlies”. |
| 99052505 | IT’S COOL TO BE SMART | Is it? If so, then why have I been so painfully uncool for half a century? |
| 98308607 | JUST DAWGS | Does every single school team with a dog mascot refer to themselves as “dawgs”? We did at the University of Washington. (Huskies.) |
| 99042256 | LET ME WORK! | |
| 97839763 | LIFE IS SACRED | |
| 99009505 | MOMS WITH A DVM | For that giant overlap between moms and veterinarians. |
| 98149218 | POOR BOY | The sandwich? Or an actual underage male without money or assets? |
| 99200694 | SAN DIEGO SURF CLUB | |
| 98071189 | SEND DINK PICS | Ah, another unspeakably witty pickleball phrase. |
| 98298388 | SMALL TOWN | Different owner than the next mark! |
| 98099448 | SMALL TOWN HAPPY | I guess the previous one can be small town miserable. |
| 98110103 | THE CROWN IS YOURS |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99149159 | 6-WAYKNIT | How … how is that even possible? |
| 98238724 | FULL DEXTERITY TACTICAL GLOVE | Yeah, Supplemental makes sense. |
| 99117374 | JERSEY BEACH CLUB | |
| 99203207 | LIBRARIES ARE LIFE | True! I even pay to still have digital access to a library in the USA. |
| 99272629 | MADE STRONG | |
| 99150081 | SELL ME YOUR BUSINESS | Specimens are all ornamental text on objects. Not sure I’d sell my business to someone wearing this shirt. |
| 97871569 | WHAT YOU WILL BE YOU ARE NOW BECOMING |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87791739 | 24 HOUR LAUNDRY |
| 88142073 | ART SMASHES RECORDS |
| 88191546 | BABES ON LEGS |
| 86097820 | BASICALLY YOURS |
| 87872353 | BE COUNTED AND COUNTED ON |
| 87852693 | BE DIVINE |
| 87662286 | BLUSH DOLLS |
| 88004297 | BOSTON FAMOUS |
| 88190718 | BUILT BY DREAMERS |
| 88193642 | CATCHIN’ DEERS |
| 86782726 | CEO OF MY SOUL |
| 74419954 | COOKIE CRUNCHERS |
| 88201323 | DOG HAS SPOKEN |
| 87357234 | DON’T DOUBT ME |
| 88200169 | DUCKING YOU’VE GOT TO LOVE IT TO DO IT |
| 88194383 | FEEL DIFFERENT |
| 86442023 | FIT BITCH |
| 87643933 | FOREVER BLOND |
| 87825556 | FRIENDS DON’T LIE |
| 86234251 | HAPPY WORLD |
| 86696751 | I NEVER MET |
| 88200171 | IT AIN’T NOTHIN PERSONAL IT’S JUST DUCK SEASON |
| 86923752 | IT’S A MAMA BEAR THING |
| 88193885 | IT’S FRIDAY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86132694 | LEARN. LEAD. SUCCEED. |
| 87825890 | LESS BARK MORE MEOW *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87353388 | LIVE LIFE EDITED *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88143116 | MADE TO LIVE |
| 86444127 | NERD BOY RICH |
| 87837856 | PATRIOT MAFIA |
| 87381552 | PLAYER OF THE MONTH |
| 87190481 | RING BEARER *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87190423 | RING SECURITY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88185632 | SAVAGE PATRIOT |
| 86030221 | SLEEP BETTER WITH A NURSE ANESTHETIST |
| 86030233 | SLEEP BETTER WITH AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST |
| 88049247 | SPANK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN |
| 88194887 | SUCK MY TRUCK |
| 86157495 | TEXAS STRONG |
| 86058124 | THE HAY IS IN THE BARN |
| 87483709 | TOP SEED |
| 87902525 | TOUCH AT YOUR OWN RISK |
| 86181032 | WHAT MORE CAN I SAY |
| 86282565 | WISHFUL THINKING *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88194763 | YESQUEEN |
| 87665798 | YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98828037 | I LOVE MY COACH – Same applicant for all of these. |
| 98828078 | I MISS MY COACH |
| 98828008 | WE LOVE OUR COACH |
| 98828095 | WE MISS OUR COACH |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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