Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 496 freshly registered text trademarks; 304 fully cancelled text marks; and only 14 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line (no idea why abandoned applications are so few these past couple of months).
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 90376768 | ALL KIDS ARE COOL | Having been a kid, and worked with many kids, this is quite untrue. 😆 |
| 97570499 | BEACH DAY | Sometimes, we all need a good beach day. |
| 99228604 | CREATIVE SOUL | |
| 79351753 | DAD CERTIFIED | Well, if a DAD likes something, it MUST be good, right? /s |
| 99260224 | HAPPY FATHER’S YEAR | A whole year? Isn’t having your own day enough? |
| 99260297 | HAPPY MOTHER’S YEAR | A whole year? Isn’t having your own day enough? |
| 97141949 | HOT GIRL COACH | Is the coach a hot girl? Or does the coach coach hot girls? |
| 98719017 | HOT GIRLS READ | As do ugly girls. And mid girls. And grown women of all types! |
| 99304606 | I KNOW THE OWNER | Anyone who claims this is an immediate douchebag. |
| 99251683 | MAKE COUNTRY SAD AGAIN | More about broken hearts and stolen trucks, and less about bonfires and sundresses? |
| 99089703 | MAKE SMALLPOX GREAT AGAIN | Whyyyyyy would anyone want this? |
| 99056456 | NOT YOUR DAD’S | I mean, at least their merch doesn’t have additional words after the mark. |
| 98713977 | PRAYER WINS | Agree to disagree. |
| 98761602 | SCAVENGER HUNT | When the only goods are t-shirts, it always feels like a fake mark. |
| 99249612 | SERENE TRIBE | |
| 99254532 | TRUST YOUR GUT | I always try to, and it usually steers me right! |
| 99250091 | WELCOME TO THE PARTY | [Said in Bruce Willis Die Hard voice] |
| 99259380 | YEP, I GO TO THERAPY | May I recommend the comedy mental health YouTube channel I’m Happy You’re Here? |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98074885 | BORN FOR THE BEACH LIFE | |
| 99023868 | PALM SPRINGS OF WASHINGTON | Yakima is nothing like Palm Springs. IYKYK. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87586172 | 917 |
| 87756839 | A BUDDER LIFE |
| 87719491 | ALL DAY SOIREE |
| 88246415 | BABES WHO SWEAT |
| 88254132 | BABY BITCH |
| 88253620 | BABY YOU’RE WORTH IT |
| 79181001 | BLEED |
| 88256971 | CARESS ME |
| 79243556 | CHOOOSE A COOOLER WORLD |
| 88194724 | CITY MISS |
| 88251786 | COOL GIRLS CARE |
| 87914361 | DE NADA |
| 87801207 | DO-GOOD ELF |
| 87908558 | FOREVER HUNGRY |
| 79236834 | GIGANTOSAURUS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 79251940 | JUST DONE 9 MONTHS INSIDE |
| 87932487 | LOOK RAD FEEL RAD |
| 88135131 | MAKE EM SEE. |
| 88027339 | MASHED POTATOES |
| 87023193 | MEDIUM |
| 87708569 | MR. WEEKEND |
| 87708599 | MRS. WEEKEND |
| 88256914 | MY KNIT GAME SICK |
| 88255985 | SAILBOAT |
| 86945835 | SEXY PIN UP |
| 86945822 | SEXY TEASE |
| 88261824 | STAY AMBITIOUS |
| 87768195 | TINY CAPTAIN |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99019328 | BOLD ROOTS |
| 98322110 | MICHIGAN ROOTS |
| 99622930 | PICKLEBALL BESTIES |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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