Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 624 freshly registered text trademarks; 283 fully cancelled text marks; and 17 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99463450 | ACCEPTED BY GOD | |
| 98168389 | AGENTS OF CHAOS | “Luxury streetwear designed for electronic music lovers only.” Very specific! |
| 98977909 | BACKYARD BASEBALL | We played pickleball and Trac-Ball in my backyard in my ’70s childhood. |
| 97691835 | BELUGA | Owner is Airbus, I guess they have a cargo plane with this nickname? |
| 90813580 | CHAOS ON THE PITCH | Owner is OmegaBall, which appears to be some new 3-team soccer variant. |
| 99467754 | CHASING WINDMILLS | I know it’s a Don Quixote thing, but my brain is singing this to the tune of “Waterfalls”. |
| 98760492 | CHICA BONITA | |
| 99467235 | CREEP | I could go Radiohead here, but why not stick with TLC? “Creep”! |
| 98067898 | CREEPY CHRISTMAS | Whenever a specimen is a screenshot of YouTube, I love to see the things in the sidebar that get recommended to the screenshotter. |
| 99455050 | DON’T GET EATEN | Always good advice for everyone. |
| 98002149 | FULL TIME REBEL | I hope with full-time status they get good benefits! |
| 99174970 | GENERATION X | Owner is an individual in Vietnam. |
| 98570252 | GOLF BRAT | |
| 98562788 | GOT RUBBER? | It’s a car tire company, not a condom or eraser or rain boot company. |
| 98741983 | I WORK FOR GOD | I hope he pays well. |
| 98724911 | I’M JUST HERE FOR MY PARLAY | I’m guessing this is the sports betting meaning? Specimen is just text-on-shirt. |
| 99376737 | LIVE SALTY | Once again, salty means “upset” or “feeling resentment,” not “sassy”! |
| 97825025 | MED GIRL | |
| 99474882 | MERRY SWISHMAS | For your basketball-themed ugly Christmas sweaters. |
| 98506515 | MOM SZN | Rabbit season! Duck season! Mom szn! |
| 99448292 | MORE THAN AN ENGINEER | When all of your branding tags look like they were made with a felt-tip pen in a Cricut. |
| 98517836 | MORE THAN JUST A NUMBER | “I am not a number! I am a free man!” |
| 99640409 | NEVER GO FULL LIBTARD | When I can’t tell whether you’re wildly left-wing or right-wing, your message is perhaps not clear enough. |
| 98485527 | NOTHING BEATS PEEING OUTSIDE | For dudes, maybe. |
| 98947667 | PART-TIME DETECTIVE | Goods list includes fedoras and trench coats, of course! |
| 90852758 | ROUGH LIFE | Two X LIFE marks in a row! |
| 97787182 | SHELL LIFE | |
| 99465211 | STANKASS | It’s a soap company. But I don’t want my soap to be stankass! |
| 99454170 | TESTIMONY | |
| 99457929 | THE THONG FOR WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE THONGS | C’mon, let them wear their granny panties in peace. |
| 99446319 | WATER HOODIE | Lightweight sun-protective hoodies for water sports. Feels descriptive. |
| 99578827 | WEEKEND GYPSY | Let’s maybe stop using slurs in our business names, folks. |
| 99462278 | YOUR IDOLS DON’T LOVE YOU | “God wants use to give up our idols and choose Him.” |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
Only 10 items went onto the Supplemental Register this week, and none seemed that concerning.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88342245 | ACTIVESUPPORT |
| 87145392 | BAD DIET |
| 86977436 | BAND OF BUDDIES |
| 86572644 | BE FOCUSED |
| 88157677 | BOAT THE WORLD |
| 86596775 | BOOBIE BAR |
| 88176910 | CANNABIS WARRIOR |
| 88248977 | COASTAL SWAGGER |
| 88086772 | DOING STUFF MATTERS |
| 87846462 | DOMINATE! |
| 88187072 | FAST KIDS CLUB |
| 86055332 | FOOTBALL FACTORY |
| 88165559 | FOREVER DIFFERENT |
| 79242664 | GET GERMANIZED |
| 79256308 | GOLF WITH YOUR FRIENDS |
| 86362042 | HUSTLE BEAUTIFULLY |
| 88395026 | HUSTLE STACK REPEAT |
| 88118804 | I LIKE MY MIND MORE THAN MY FACE |
| 88397993 | I LOVE YOU SINCE FOREVER |
| 88084512 | IF YOU’RE AFRAID TO BE STRONG YOU DESERVE TO BE WEAK |
| 88137191 | IMAGINE THE LIFE |
| 85574764 | LIKE MY BOOTY |
| 85574745 | LIKE MY BUTT |
| 86574301 | MOM STRONG *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88190754 | MOMMY SWAG |
| 79252059 | MORALLY TOXIC |
| 86659598 | OLD PALM GOLF CLUB |
| 88145976 | OLD WHITE MEN |
| 86589306 | OPENLY CHRISTIAN |
| 88414175 | P.S. PEOPLE SUCK |
| 88002318 | REAL POWER |
| 88186055 | SKIGIRL |
| 73473176 | SMALL SET |
| 86543443 | STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS |
| 88300865 | SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MELANIN GANG |
| 87586358 | SWEATY GIRL |
| 79242151 | THIGH TRIBE |
| 88418810 | VETERAN DRINKING TEAM |
| 86593437 | YOGA[ADDICT] |
| 88421132 | YOUNG GROWN GIRLS |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99246141 | GOAT CHEEZE |
| 99220776 | MAKE SHIT HAPPEN |
| 99005936 | SPIDERHOODIE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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