Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 440 freshly registered text trademarks; 252 fully cancelled text marks; and 19 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97930286 | 4 NON BLONDES | What’s up? What’s going on? |
| 99116200 | AND ANOTHER THING | |
| 99279931 | ANTI-ROBOT | I’m anti-AI, but I’m not necessarily anti-robot. |
| 98976032 | BE MORE ALIEN | I dunno, I’m pretty weird already. |
| 98506680 | BOOK | They’re both a band and a studio? And of course, you can still use this common word in a sentence or phrase. |
| 98588469 | BORN A MENACE | I feel bad for every kid named Dennis. |
| 99068271 | CONVENIENTLY INCONVENIENT | Ah, Ghost Global. Registering phrases as fast as they can. |
| 99344992 | CORNHOLE NERDS | I’ve tried to play cornhole. More often than not, I lob the bag straight up into the sky. 😆 |
| 99350637 | DEATH TO DAD BODS | Never! Dad bods are the best bods. |
| 99350963 | DERBY CLUB | |
| 98082476 | EXISTS LOUDLY | So should we all. |
| 99346802 | FOLK AROUND FIND OUT | Funny thing, if you don’t folk around, you don’t have to find out! |
| 99020796 | GIRL LOOK AT YOU. CREATING YOUR DREAM LIFE. DOING THE THINGS YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO. WORKING HARD AND STAYING FOCUSED. SHOWING UP AS THE VERY BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF. I’M PROUD OF YOU. | Whew! That is a mouthful! Fun to see how they crammed it all onto a hang tag. (Actual brand appears to be “Confidence Apparel.”) |
| 99343181 | GOLF SICKO | I will forevermore think of the Onion cartoon when I see “sicko”. |
| 98753492 | HATED MORE THAN SATAN, LOVED MORE THAN GOD | More Ghost Global. They’re now up to 62 registered trademarks, mostly for random sentences! |
| 99020830 | I AM CONFIDENT BLESSED FEARLESS VALUABLE ENOUGH PROTECTED FREE CREATIVE WORTHY TALENTED AND MADE IN HIS IMAGE. | Same owner as the really long phrase a few spots up on the list: “Model Atelier LLC.” |
| 99353725 | I’LL SPOT YOU | I’ve never lifted enough weight to need a spotter. I’m weaksauce! |
| 99353567 | IF YOU CAN’T MANAGE A THOUSAND, YOU CAN’T MANAGE A MILLION | This feels true, but I’m not sure if it is or not! |
| 98230038 | IMPERFECT ENVIRONMENTALIST | This is me! I recycle, and I watch what I buy, but I’m not 100% uptight about things. |
| 97229418 | IN WOMEN WE TRUST | 💯 |
| 99068293 | INCONVENIENTLY CONVENIENT | Ghost Global again, flip-flop of CONVENIENTLY INCONVENIENT. |
| 99325380 | INTERNATIONAL PARTY GIRL | This one isn’t for me. I’ll wait for “international homebody hag” merch. |
| 90868912 | IT’S ME YOU WANT | 🎶 It’s meeeeeeeeee! 🎶🧹 |
| 99132671 | JESUS ANSWERED | He did? Dang, he usually lets me go to voicemail. |
| 97784246 | JUST ENJOY | I find this hard; for more information see the mark NOTHING BOTHERS ME. 😄 |
| 99345052 | KISS ME BABY | |
| 98522532 | LEAD WITH YOUR HEART | |
| 98631067 | NEVER BEEN DEADER | It’s a comic strip that takes place in the afterlife! |
| 99340463 | NOTHING BOTHERS ME | OMG, I wish I could be this way. Everything bothers me. |
| 97559162 | PLAY DIFFERENT | |
| 99343637 | PROUD OF MY MELANIN | |
| 99315721 | READ BOOKS. LIFT WEIGHTS. FIGHT FASCISTS. | Two out of three ain’t bad; I’m not one for weightlifting. |
| 99393159 | SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST | |
| 90479272 | SEAS THE DAY | What’s with all the nautical puns lately? “I’m nauti” and such? |
| 99345858 | SIMPLE BIBLE | A mark that would never fly in class 016. Also, carpet is so gross. Also, what’s the footnote the asterisk leads to? |
| 97402686 | SOMETHING IN THE WATER | There’s always something in the water. Fish, fish poop, minerals, fizzy bubbles, etc. etc. etc. |
| 98246743 | TEXAS IS A COUNTRY | Can’t decide if their specimen t-shirt is AI art or not. |
| 98960820 | TIRED MOMS ATHLETIC CLUB | Are tired moms out there being athletic? Seems like they’d all just want a hot shower and a nap. |
| 98402775 | TRAINING CLUB | Now that’s a vague brand. Training for what? |
| 98692477 | WHO’S A GOOD DADDY | Ewww, this feels like something you’d say to your dog, not your dad or husband. |
| 79374744 | YES I CAN | Huge list of goods, based on a foreign (UK) registration. |
| 99020874 | YOU ARE AMAZING BEAUTIFUL AND VALUABLE. REMEMBER THAT. | Model Atelier again. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99298086 | CIGAR POCKET | Absolutely belongs here, it describes a shirt with a pocket for a cigar! |
| 98449630 | I ROLL WITH GOD | |
| 98429744 | SOUL BLESSED | |
| 99427001 | TELL YOUR DOG I SAID BOO | From We Rate Dogs, the folks who own TELL YOUR DOG I SAID HI. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88086868 | ALMIGHTY ONE |
| 86541382 | AMERICAN ISLAND |
| 88090214 | ART OF GYMNASTICS |
| 86535867 | ASCEND WITH PURPOSE |
| 74450697 | BEER IS MY LIFE |
| 77360159 | BITCHIN’ KITCHEN |
| 88230304 | BONE CULT |
| 87654571 | BOYISH CLUB |
| 87953471 | BRUTE SQUAD |
| 76216756 | CATS RULE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88323166 | DAPPER DAD |
| 76461339 | DEPT. OF RACING |
| 86329844 | DIVIDE BY ZERO |
| 87536827 | FADE AWAY |
| 88015750 | FEAR THE KNOWN |
| 86329798 | FIRST LOVE |
| 86327316 | FOR A DARK SKIN GIRL |
| 87950772 | FORMED BY ME |
| 78313971 | GENUINE KIDS |
| 86533537 | GIRLS WHO LIFT |
| 88377579 | HAVE A NICE JAY |
| 87958418 | HOLY SPIRIT SWAGGER |
| 78338337 | HONESTY AND SERVICE |
| 86495520 | I DON’T GIVE A FUSS |
| 87953067 | I’M WITH EARTH |
| 86813017 | IN POT WE TRUST |
| 88344964 | MAKE MANHOOD GREAT AGAIN *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86109776 | MY ART IS MY ARSENAL |
| 87889295 | MY NATURAL HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL |
| 88101990 | NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE A RAPPER |
| 88336974 | ORIGINAL KINGS |
| 73525941 | PERSONAL CHOICE |
| 87795202 | SALT FEVER |
| 87867515 | SALTWATER SWEETHEART *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87809890 | SERVE THE FLAG |
| 88059841 | SHUCK NAKED |
| 88975260 | SLOTH WEEK |
| 78131150 | SO GIRLY! |
| 87809225 | SUMMER HOLIDAY |
| 74480095 | TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE |
| 90641231 | WET KITTY |
| 88053419 | YOUNG AT HEART, PRESENT IN THE MOMENT AND MORE PLAYFUL WITH THE ONES YOU LOVE |
| 76532061 | YOURSELF *[removed from spreadsheet] |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98744577 | CHAMPION DIVISION |
| 98840179 | GATOR DONE |
| 99521855 | GOLFING YETI |
| 98959715 | HAPPY GOAT |
| 99128675 | MAIN STREET MOM’S CLUB |
| 99535228 | PIN GOLF |
| 98227641 | THE GAS COMPANY |
| 99122697 | YOU DESERVE BETTER |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
Want to help keep TradeSnark going? Donations are always welcome through PayPal or Ko-Fi!
You can also support the site by using my Amazon.com Associates link; when you shop at Amazon through this link, I receive a small commission from the purchase price, for nothing extra out of your pocket!