Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 618 freshly registered text trademarks (of which 364, or 59%, have owners in China); 12 fully cancelled text marks; and 182 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97764535 | 54 | As with many double-digit marks, it’s a race car number. Owned by Joe Gibbs Racing. |
| 97819768 | A TOUCH OF THE MADNESS | |
| 99182760 | ALPHA PHI GAMMA | Included as an example: nearly every fraternity and sorority made up of Greek letters is a registered trademark. |
| 99011540 | BRB CRYING | Same. |
| 99001658 | CALM DOWN GIRL | Don’t call me a girl, and don’t tell me to calm down. |
| 99007546 | CHEMIST LAB | |
| 99012545 | DISOBEDIENT | |
| 97915925 | DISORGANIZED MILITIA | So this post-publication specimen is ornamental text, and it has additional text beyond the mark. WHO APPROVES THIS? |
| 98438471 | DO WHAT YOU LOVE. DO IT FOREVER. | Or until you die, I guess? |
| 98836690 | EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN | |
| 98497638 | FEARLESS VAGINA | “A crash course in mastering menopause.” |
| 98316799 | FEEL LOVED | |
| 99001192 | FLAG OF DEMOCRACY | They’re a hardcore punk band. Here’s “Brain Dead“. |
| 97765777 | I GIVE GRATITUDE | |
| 98925307 | ICHTHYOSAUR | These are the big marine reptiles. |
| 98354040 | JOURNEY. EXPLORE. DISCOVER. | |
| 98750287 | LIVE LOVE & GIGGLE | Because LIVE LOVE LAUGH is too loud, I guess? |
| 98749195 | MADE FOR THE W | It’s a sports/sneakers news site. Unclear what the W stands for. (Win, maybe?) |
| 98960140 | MADWOMAN | Techno music act. Here’s “Chaos Theory“. |
| 99006344 | MINDING MY CHRISTIAN BUSINESS | Oh, if only many of them they would. |
| 98937843 | MINNIE THE MOOCHER | Owner appears to be Cab Calloway’s IP company. |
| 98707980 | PROST Y’ALL! | Slogan of folk band Das Ist Lustig. Here’s their cover of “Du Hast“. |
| 79411847 | QUEER WAS ALWAYS HERE | |
| 98587677 | SPEED CLEANING APRON | In class 025, both “cleaning” and “apron” are disclaimed. |
| 98952375 | STEP ON MY SNEAKERS AND I WILL SUE YOU | A slogan of the Sneaker & Streetwear Legal Services law firm! (Yes, they’re for real.) |
| 98806581 | TAKE EM OUT | |
| 98649387 | THE ETERNAL SUMMER GIRL | A surprisingly heavy week for referring to grown women as “girls”! |
| 98367781 | THE TRUTH IS IN CHRIST I AM VALUED VALUABLE & FREE! | I feel like “valuable” and “free” are contradictory. |
| 99002898 | VANILLAGIRL | I’m a vanilla woman. Ice cream, milkshake, gelato: I’ll always get vanilla. |
| And these are all from the same owner, Ghost Global LLC: | ||
| 98330999 | ASIAN PRIVILEGE IS MY MAIN SPORT | This is the same company that had a bunch of registrations a couple of weeks ago… |
| 98330974 | BLACK PRIVILEGE IS MY MAIN SPORT | With boring-ass specimens showing plain black text on the pocket of a white t-shirt… |
| 98320238 | EVERY OPPORTUNITY IS A BLESSING AND EVERY BLESSING IS AN OPPORTUNITY | For the low, low price of $49.99. |
| 98330932 | HISPANIC PRIVILEGE IS MY MAIN SPORT | |
| 98320261 | MEN AGE LIKE WINE, AND WOMEN CURDLE LIKE MILK | So men turn into sour vinegar, while women become beloved cheese? |
| 98331006 | NATIVE AMERICAN PRIVILEGE IS MY MAIN SPORT | |
| 98330963 | WHITE PRIVILEGE IS MY MAIN SPORT | I really don’t even understand these phrases. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98777920 | CHECK ON YOUR TEAMMATES | |
| 98913605 | SEA YOU NEXT TUESDAY | |
| 97937417 | YOU CANNOT EXPECT UNIQUE ART FROM NORMAL PEOPLE | Oh, come on. I’m sure the normies can make perfectly weird art. |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
It’s a weirdly rabbit-heavy week, running the gamut from neutral rabbit to angry evil rabbit to blobby yellow rabbit.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86349295 | CITY OF HOOPS |
| 88464628 | MY BIG PICKLE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98956561 | ALL MONEY IS LEGAL |
| 98486289 | ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL STEM FROM GOD. |
| 98530799 | AND THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF IT |
| 98547017 | BAYOU MAFIA |
| 98626030 | BE THE ART PIECE |
| 98016107 | BRING BEER BACK |
| 90885055 | BROTHER’S DAY |
| 98386993 | BROTHERS + SONS |
| 97254901 | CASUAL AF |
| 90742900 | CATS ARE OUR THING |
| 99404537 | CHARLIE KIRK – Random person applied September 21, abandoned one day later. |
| 98087251 | CUDDLE PUDDLE |
| 98939192 | CUNTCHELLA |
| 97256293 | CURLING IS COOL |
| 97256196 | CURLING IS COOL, FOOL |
| 97678446 | DAFUQ U THINKIN? |
| 98483023 | DON’T GET EATEN |
| 97133023 | DREAM IT. MAKE IT. PLAY IT. |
| 88789365 | ELEMENTARY |
| 98550187 | FIT GIRL SUMMER |
| 98553059 | GOT AI? |
| 98549248 | IDK, IJAG |
| 90742579 | KISS BABIES |
| 90742593 | KISS GIRLS |
| 98948015 | LET BOYS CRY |
| 98196578 | LET IT RIP |
| 98545008 | LET’S JUST BE. |
| 98545337 | LOCAL DADDY |
| 98545872 | LOVE IS ITS OWN REWARD |
| 90877770 | MAKE ROOM FOR EVERYONE |
| 97537084 | MY GUN MATTERS |
| 98551618 | NATURE IS BAD ASS |
| 97528702 | NO BRA NO FILTER |
| 97419549 | NO SITTING IN THIS CORNER |
| 98131423 | OWN YOUR MOMENT |
| 98529966 | RARE ASF |
| 98545308 | THE DIFFERENCE IS HIM |
| 97084241 | TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND A BETTER WORLD |
| 98554728 | VICTORIAN SAD GIRL |
| 98535724 | WASN’T I LUCKY TO BE BORN IN MY FAVORITE CITY? |
| 98522133 | WE GOD THIS |
| 90820381 | WITHOUT WHITE LIVES AMERICA WOULD NOT MATTER |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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