Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 599 freshly registered text trademarks; 277 fully cancelled text marks; and 15 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98745625 | 47108 | Yes, eventually every number will be a registered trademark. |
| 98838636 | A BLEND OF MOM’S UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND AUNTIE’S PLAYFUL SPIRIT. SHE’S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! | It’s a post-publication specimen, so of course it’s just text on a shirt. This is the definition of “MOMTIE”. (??) |
| 98903667 | ABOLISH GRAVITY | I’d rather not go flying off into space, thanks. |
| 99348894 | ALWAYS IN YOUR CORNER | Feels like an insurance company slogan. But it’s a pizza tavern slogan! |
| 99146626 | BETTER WITH | Gotta love an online shop where every single item is “sold out” or “out of stock”. |
| 97686155 | BOUJEE STONER | I’ve never been either. |
| 97824576 | BROKE ASS LIFE | But I have lived this in the past! |
| 98045439 | DAD JOKES CLUB | I do love an occasional good dad joke. But I think a club full would be overwhelming. |
| 98445195 | DOPAMINE | Goods are only “snowboard boots,” so I’m not too concerned. |
| 97601230 | FAVORITE SON | Post-publication specimen, so of course it’s just text on the front of a baseball cap. |
| 98942615 | FIRST IN SHOW | |
| 99068649 | FUCK BEING LOVED WHEN YOU CAN BE CONFUSING | Another befuddling classic from the folks at Ghost Global. |
| 99133399 | GOD IS MY DAY ONE | This makes no sense to me. Your day one what? |
| 98488891 | GOT BABYFEVER? | NOOOOO NEVER EWWWWWW |
| 90803447 | HORNETS | Owner is Shenandoah University in Virginia. |
| 97938255 | MICROPLUSHFILL | This feels like a generic description of puffy jacket stuffing. |
| 98894394 | MOMS WHO PUCK | Huzzah! It’s moms who actually play hockey, not who ferry around their hockey-playing kids! |
| 98440324 | MOST BELTS SUCK | This is true! Hence why I wear drawstring and elastic-waist trousers. |
| 98947684 | PEEK-A-POCKET | This feels like a generic description of a small pocket inside another pocket or something. |
| 98768431 | PERIMENOPOSITIVE | Perimenopause was terrible. (Not that post-menopause is much better.) |
| 99019268 | PICTURE ME NAKED | Really, you don’t want to do this. |
| 98364857 | PINK WET KITTY | “We don’t just break the rules: we set the whole damn rulebook on fire and dance around the flames.” (And they use awful AI.) |
| 98842483 | REEL COOL | As far as fishing puns go, I give this 3 out of 10. |
| 99466400 | REEL MERMAID | A mermaid who fishes? Isn’t that a sort of cannibalism? |
| 99177741 | ROYALTY NEVER RUSHES | |
| 97779088 | SAY HI TO SOMEONE NEW | Ooooh, yeah, no. No thanks. Maybe later. |
| 99532533 | STALK LIFE | The graphic is corn, so it’s a farmer thing, not a creepy pursuit thing. |
| 90556045 | THERE IS NO OFF POSITION ON THE GENIUS SWITCH | Owner is Worldwide Pants, David Letterman’s company. |
| 99070420 | WHY BE LOVED OR HATED WHEN YOU CAN BE CONFUSING | Classic Ghost Global — come up with a confusing phrase, then rephrase it slightly and register it again. |
| 99396232 | WORSHIP CHANGED MY LIFE | [Singing to the tune of “Someone Saved My Life Tonight”] |
| 98930934 | YOU ARE THE OH TO MY IO | Never been to Ohio, but it sure gets a lot of love from its people! |
| 99524079 | YOU DON’T KNOW SH*T ABOUT BOXING | You’re absolutely right. And I’m fine with that! |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99329106 | ART AF | |
| 99613273 | FEED YOUR NEIGHBOR | They applied for the Supplemental Register from the start! |
| 99436318 | IF THE OCEAN DIES, WE DIE | Very true. If you aren’t aware of the AMOC, check out why its weakening is highly concerning. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86975612 | #BEYOU |
| 87370733 | 8TH LADY |
| 87370668 | 8TH MAN |
| 88196647 | ALLEGEDLY |
| 87369491 | BE A THREAT |
| 87865132 | BE BY INTENT |
| 88121044 | BE GREAT NOT AVERAGE |
| 88114165 | BE HAPPY AND NICE |
| 88170739 | BITCHMADE |
| 76626298 | BUY MY BIKES |
| 88290599 | CAKE BANDIT |
| 86635752 | COASTAL ZONE |
| 88447701 | CRANK LIFE |
| 86401787 | DEAR DIARY |
| 78514151 | DEFENDING FREEDOM |
| 86571775 | DON’T DO STUPID |
| 86617330 | EAT LIKE A VEGAN |
| 88402727 | EXPERIENCE THE MOMENT |
| 87812824 | FARMY |
| 86595311 | FISH YOUR ASS OFF |
| 88129124 | FISHING FOOL |
| 87832628 | GOOD ENERGY INSIDE |
| 88152686 | HAPPY MOM LIFE’S THE BOMB |
| 88176332 | HITS BLUNT |
| 87775460 | HUMAN TOUCH |
| 86588240 | I AM BREAD |
| 87533706 | I CHOOSE DETROIT |
| 88336721 | I DON’T NEED A PAIR OF BALLS BECAUSE I POSSESS A HAIRY PATCH! |
| 87844497 | I’M MEXICAN WHAT’S YOUR SUPER POWER? |
| 87804134 | IT’S ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE |
| 88109752 | KEEP HOPE |
| 78387667 | KEEP IT WILD |
| 88048848 | LET’S CHANGE THE WORLD TOGETHER |
| 88118956 | LET’S EXPECT GREATNESS IN TIME |
| 88455279 | LIL CACTUS |
| 88329433 | LIVE A WILD LIFE |
| 86609119 | MIRACLE SLEEPER |
| 88241719 | MUSCLE BLING |
| 87392831 | NUT UP AND OUT BALL ‘EM |
| 88445143 | SALTWATER BLESSED |
| 88533024 | SOCIAL MEDIA IS A FALSE PROPHET |
| 88455991 | SUNDAY LOVER *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87898453 | T-SHIRT QUEEN |
| 88448983 | UNCOACHABLE |
| 87838926 | WORLD CLASS BUM |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99387553 | BULLDOG NATION |
| 99510785 | DIRT & DIESEL |
| 99147024 | HOT BOTTOM DAWGS |
| 99551527 | RAW ERA |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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