Pardon the delay; I had to make a run down to Lisbon yesterday. Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 396 freshly registered text trademarks; 306 fully cancelled text marks; and 229 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99227100 | A.I. DON’T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE | Except when AI takes everyone’s water. Or AI chat encourages people to do a mischief. |
| 90812634 | AMERICA IS GOOD | Applied for in 2021. Hits a bit different now. |
| 99234832 | CRAFTED DIFFERENTLY | Aren’t we all? |
| 99234100 | DAD CREW | |
| 98445394 | DEATH HAPPENS | Taxes, too. The only guarantees. |
| 98445420 | DEATH HAPPENS DIE HAPPY | Same owner as previous mark. Some individual guy in Florida. |
| 98406194 | DIAGNOSED | I love being diagnosed. It’s always better to know! |
| 99203635 | DO NOTHING CLUB | I’m often a member, on those non-Ritalin days. 😆 |
| 98650995 | FUCK I’M HOT | How I felt that last summer in Phoenix, when I swore, “NEVER AGAIN!” |
| 98587229 | I’D HIT THAT BASEBALL | But not, I hope, in the “would have sex with” meaning of “I’d hit X”. |
| 99023365 | NERDY DO-GOODER | I play like I’m a misanthrope, but really this is what I am. |
| 99081986 | NO SLIP GUARANTEE | Goods are socks. Shocked this wasn’t made Supplemental. |
| 98130970 | SHOW UP EVERYDAY | [sic] – Remember, “every day” means daily, while “everyday” means ordinary or commonplace. |
| 99221387 | THE NIGHT CLUB | |
| 98413718 | UP YOUR GAME. | Eh, up yours! |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98699876 | 100% CHANGED | I wonder at what point the human body becomes the Body of Theseus. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87832053 | ALWAYS LATE BUT WORTH THE WAIT *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87809181 | BE NICE. DO NICE. |
| 87674418 | BE WISE WITH MONEY |
| 87864446 | BEAUTIFULLY CREATED |
| 88076589 | BEYONDFAB |
| 87382112 | BUILDING TOMORROW’S CHAMPIONS TODAY |
| 85982478 | CAFFEINE & CARBURETORS |
| 88193107 | COME. BACK. SWINGING. |
| 86183279 | DISGUSTED DADS |
| 87834398 | DIVA FITNESS SQUAD |
| 88142891 | FAITH ON THE LAKE |
| 86276347 | FAITHLIFE |
| 87868079 | FREEDOM HUGGER |
| 88325636 | GARDEN STATE |
| 87861298 | GRACE AF |
| 87224068 | HIGH ON MARINARA |
| 87638898 | I LOVE IT HERE |
| 87980844 | MAKE AMERICA GET RID OF HIM |
| 86036564 | MILK SNOB |
| 78236727 | MULTI VITAMINS |
| 78243997 | OH! |
| 87914285 | PERKY PANTS |
| 86262323 | POTHEAD GENIUS |
| 88225480 | PROTECT YOUR CROWN |
| 86355815 | RUN LIKE THE GATE IS OPEN |
| 78289490 | RUN NAKED |
| 88114715 | SAVED BY SKATEBOARDING |
| 88221090 | SMALL IS BEAUTIFUL |
| 76506685 | TRADITION *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87915640 | UNKNOWN SPECIES |
| 87799657 | VET GEAR |
| 86283126 | WEIRD DANCER |
| 87857354 | WOMEN HUSTLE TOO |
| 87944820 | WOMEN WHO SCORE |
| 78307903 | YA GOTTA LIVE! |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97411626 | 1821 |
| 98769252 | A-TO-THE-MAZING |
| 97112562 | ARTFUL DODGER |
| 97151212 | BAJA CHICA |
| 98685769 | BBQ NEVER SLEEPS |
| 97714862 | BORN WITH IT |
| 97870386 | COUNTRY HOME |
| 98528367 | COWBOY COTTON |
| 98091708 | DON’T WOKE ME UP! |
| 99043037 | DOPE WEIRDO |
| 98281792 | EXAMINE |
| 98827094 | FOR AUNTIES ONLY |
| 98697822 | GIRLS GRAB YOUR JUGS |
| 98808861 | GO DUCK YOURSELF |
| 98758202 | IT FUCKS |
| 98816869 | LONELY STONER |
| 98074458 | LOVE IS THE ANSWER |
| 97173723 | LUCKY IN LOVE |
| 98828892 | MAKE ALOHA GREAT AGAIN |
| 98783299 | MAKE BOSTON TOUGH AGAIN |
| 98833862 | MAKE SUSHI SIMPLE AGAIN |
| 98754772 | MERMAID CHUPACABRA |
| 98259988 | OHANA LEGACY |
| 98842586 | ONLY DAUGHTERS |
| 98830700 | PUPPIES ARE MY PEOPLE |
| 98761349 | ROYAL BEAST |
| 98465347 | SMART PEOPLE MAKE SMART CHOICES |
| 98762769 | TIDY DAD |
| 98758883 | WHATEVER HE WON’T DO,…HE WILL DO! |
| 98758856 | WHATEVER SHE WON’T DO,…SHE WILL DO! |
| 98472734 | WORK DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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