Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 856 freshly registered text trademarks; 251 fully cancelled text marks; and a measly 10 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97856319 | BAD WITH MONEY | |
| 98031929 | BE COOL GRANDPA | Not “be A cool grandpa.” More like grandpa is about to throw down, and he’s being told to chill. |
| 98975744 | BRASS MONKEY | That funky monkey! It’s a health company in the UK. |
| 98847279 | DUMB WORTHLESS INDIVIDUAL | Weird flex to wear on your clothing, but OK. |
| 79393095 | EARTHLINGS | |
| 98239488 | EVEN WHEN YOU THROW SHADE I’M IN A COOL PLACE | |
| 99043624 | EVERYTHING IS FINE | Owner is a company in China. Goods in the specimens are no longer available at the screenshotted site. |
| 98803353 | FAITHHOPELOVE | Owner is a company in China. |
| 97642767 | FOR THOSE WHO DARE | |
| 98841459 | FREECANDY | |
| 98717924 | FUCK CLASS | I actually love seeing unedited profanity in the list. |
| 99146606 | GET TO THE WATER | Same mark with same owner was cancelled in 2022. Gotta stay on top of your renewal documents, folks! |
| 98652999 | HARPY | I would wear this word on a shirt. |
| 98717323 | HOLY SPIRIT VIBE | |
| 98882296 | I LOVE BEING A BARBER | This guy’s logo looks so sad! |
| 98887341 | KEEP GOD FIRST | At first glance I thought this was a sausage, but I think it’s a sheep? |
| 98800353 | LAZY TUESDAYS | |
| 98856596 | LOVED BY GOD | We seriously need to revamp the requirements for specimens. This just doesn’t seem like enough. |
| 98641267 | MAGGA | Stylized as MAgGA. I’m guessing it’s “make silver great again.” |
| 98071582 | MAKE ALCATRAZ GREAT AGAIN | If it’s unclear whether your political statement is pro- or anti- that one guy, it’s a bad statement. |
| 98483211 | NOTHING BAD HAPPENS WHEN WOMEN MAKE MORE MONEY | |
| 98808720 | NURSES ARE SWELL | Does anyone really say “swell” anymore, unless they’re being ironic? |
| 98894155 | OBSESSED | |
| 98885230 | PAID BOOKINGS ONLY. | I’ll always support someone who refuses to earn “exposure” dollars. |
| 97884407 | PATRIOT CREW | Company that helps veterans. Nice to see the rare use of “patriot” that doesn’t seem incredibly un-American! |
| 98715762 | PINK CANCER CLUB | I’m gonna keep on dancing at the … ? |
| 98748302 | PROTECT YOUR SKULL | |
| 98861676 | RICKY BOBBY | Owner is a company in China, unaffiliated with the movie Talladega Nights. |
| 98473097 | RIVERS ARE LIFE | Great cause, but the use of the Lorax makes me feel weird. (Though it does look licensed!) |
| 98121975 | SHRED RESPONSIBLY | |
| 98540019 | SNOTTY BRAT | I mean … I guess at least they don’t have the text of the mark on the front of a shirt? |
| 98164482 | START A TREND BE A FRIEND | |
| 97914760 | SUPERVILLAIN | Why do I look at the specimens anymore? They all just make me angry. |
| 98815418 | SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL AUTISM COMMUNITY | |
| 98119807 | SURF NUDE | Pass, thanks. |
| 97193135 | SWAG | You can, of course, still freely use this common word, as long as you aren’t indicating this brand. |
| 99107530 | WATER VIXEN |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 90011702 | BLESS YOURSELF | They extended for 4 YEARS after applying, then submitted a specimen of plain text on a sweatshirt. |
| 90021240 | DADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET | Same owner as BLESS YOURSELF, same timeline, same type of specimen. |
| 98641425 | DON’T BE AN ASK WEAR A MASK | |
| 98641335 | DON’T BE ASKED WEAR A MASK | Exquisite blurry photograph of a screen for the specimen. (Gives an all new meaning to the term “screenshot.”) |
| 98584941 | FINERY | |
| 98398423 | JACKSON HOLE GIRL |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
You don’t often see a drawing that appears to have been made with a Sharpie and a ruler on paper. So here’s one! This M with a blob and heart is owned by a company called Positive Mentality, though I can’t find any evidence of their existence online with a quick Google. Looks like they photocopied the logo and printed it out for the specimen tags.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 78395760 | 1000 BEERS |
| 87228761 | ADIOS PANTALONES |
| 88009512 | ALWAYS BELIEVE! *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87578715 | AMERICAN ICON |
| 88086170 | BABY CAN’T WAIT |
| 87271311 | BAR IS GOOD |
| 88017897 | BOTTLE CAPS |
| 87929169 | CHAIN STITCH |
| 87957259 | CONSIDERATE TRAVELER |
| 86170499 | COVER STITCHED |
| 87683489 | DISPLAY YOUR GREATNESS |
| 88006708 | EAT THE DAMN COOKIE |
| 87924472 | FOR BASTARDS ONLY |
| 87545657 | FRESH AND FREE |
| 87741758 | GET SOLID |
| 87426321 | GIRLNESS IS GREATNESS |
| 73463222 | GREAT NORTHWEST |
| 86984310 | HÉROES DE VERDAD |
| 85946993 | I SWEAT GREATNESS |
| 86672719 | KEEP CALM AND HERO ON *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88011144 | KINDA HIPPIE KINDA HOOD |
| 88017658 | MAKE PEOPLE SMILE |
| 87839217 | MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY! |
| 86743909 | PURE CHAOS |
| 87740328 | SEÑORA LIFE |
| 88013874 | SPAGHETTI BOYS |
| 86817579 | STRAPPY THINGS |
| 87675524 | THE VILLAINS CLUB |
| 86459433 | THROTTLE GIRL |
| 86984312 | TRUCK HERO |
| 86301758 | VINTAGE VIXEN |
| 88011608 | WE ONLY DO WORK |
| 87708595 | WEALTH IS THE NEW BLACK |
| 87784761 | WOMEN LOVE MEN WHO COOK |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99030817 | S.O.B. STRENGTHEN OUR BODIES |
| 99080204 | TRUE EDGE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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