Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 468 freshly registered text trademarks; only 8 fully cancelled text marks; and a whopping 676 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99035556 | ALWAYS CHILL | Definitely not me. I may seem chill on the outside, but not inside. |
| 99044647 | BE LIBERATED. | Don’t mind if I do! |
| 97570154 | BLAZE RESPONSIBLY | I will be as responsible as possible by simply never blazing. |
| 98542265 | CALM MOM | Another Ghost Global mark, where the specimen is a $50 white t-shirt with plain black all-caps Arial text on the pocket. |
| 90703737 | CLOSE TO GOD | Specimens show it as ornamental text, and the website from the specimens is currently dead. |
| 98396314 | DANDY | One of the lesser-used words I like to use on the regular. |
| 98852247 | FEAR NO SWAMP | Inspiring “fearless living” for “political rebels”. 😆 |
| 99027857 | GOD SAVE QUEENS | Unclear if “queens” is meant to be royalty, or fabulous individuals. |
| 98869942 | GOT TRAUMA? | I think most of us do, at this point. |
| 98924484 | HOMESCHOOLED TRIBE | Glad I wasn’t homeschooled; I’d probably be even more of a social weirdo than I already am. |
| 98306210 | JUST LEGENDARY | Don’t mind if I am! |
| 97225728 | LEARN PLANT GROW | I’ve started dill from seed for the third time, and it might actually be working! |
| 90981562 | LEMONY SNICKET | But you weren’t using this name anyway, right? |
| 99036001 | MAKE AMERICA MANLY AGAIN | But, y’know, the kind of manly where there are hugs and tears and sharing of emotions. The best manly. |
| 99038090 | MAKE LIFE JOYFUL | Don’t mind if I do! |
| 98448751 | PASSIVE RESISTANCE | Clothes with strategically placed weights to sort of … exercise you as you go about your day? |
| 98336551 | RASPBERRY BERET | Owner is an individual who appears to be unrelated to Prince. |
| 98194273 | RELATIONSHIP STATUS | Their sole specimen is a photo of some rubber wristbands. With additional text on them, of course. |
| 99045521 | SOME TEACHER | Eh, you know. Just some teacher. Whatevs. |
| 97601220 | STAGE LIFE | Aww, this former theater kid is upset that this is now a trademark! |
| 99035642 | SUBSCRIBED TO JESUS | But he sends too many newsletters. Unsubscribe! |
| 98784464 | TALKIN’ BASEBALL | Since my hometown Seattle Mariners are out, my World Series cheering will be for the Blue Jays. |
| 99097149 | THE SUN IS MY ENEMY | Thus I am pale like a fish belly, and take vitamin D supplements. |
| 99046840 | THIS PLACE IS AS GOOD AS ANY | The place in question appears to be Springfield, Missouri. Talk about a ringing endorsement for your town! |
| 99138697 | THUGS NEED HUGS | Everyone needs hugs! Especially anyone manly. |
| 98412223 | WORK HARD DIE FREE | How about I work soft and die really old? |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99117689 | #BADGRANDPARENTING | It kind of amazes me when I see marks where the initial specimen is ornamental text, and they don’t upload a new specimen with a fakey hang tag held on with a safety pin. |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Today, let’s take a look at a few freshly registered trademarks from a designer’s point of view, to see where these logos have gone wrong.
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Bonehead Burger Co.: This isn’t the worst logo I’ve ever seen, but it does have its problems. The biggest issue is the stroke width around the bones; it’s way thicker than the stroke of the bun and the skull. Stroke widths should be uniform in this case. The text along a curve is also slightly not centered; the “Bonehead Burger Co.” part at the top is a little closer to the smaller inner circle than it is to the larger outer circle.
Desert Dime: The “Dime” part of this is really hard to read, mainly because it’s red on top of green and brown. It’s hard to see because the image is really small, but that red is actually a slightly lighter red, with a stroke around it of a slightly darker red. I’d want to see a much heavier outer stroke in black or white, to cut through that cactus and dirt and give some separation so the word can be read.
Goddess of Slots: I did the measurements, and all three white boxes with ladies in them are the same width. and likewise, the set of ladies are centered within their black rectangle. But because of the slot arm on the left, some elements feel unbalanced! Optical illusions like this are the bane of a font designer’s existence; you have to make something uneven in order for it to look even. Right now, the center white box with a lady feels a little smaller than the other two, and the left side of the black rectangle feels slightly heavier than the right side. A pixel or two of movement, and this would be optically much improved.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
There were only 8 cancellations this week, and none of them seemed important to crafters and makers!
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 90660412 | 678 |
| 97137996 | A CUT FOR EVERY BUTT |
| 97480145 | ADVENTURE EVERYDAY |
| 97290113 | ADVENTURE PONCHOS |
| 98168389 | AGENTS OF CHAOS |
| 97351021 | ANONYMOUS CITIZEN |
| 90597103 | AVERAGE GOATS |
| 98106218 | BABY MAKERS |
| 97911655 | BAD GIRL IN A GOOD WAY |
| 97889273 | BAG OF CHEMICALS |
| 98317169 | BE GENTLE, I’M MENTAL |
| 98159842 | BOURBON IS MY SIDE HUSTLE |
| 97877434 | BUZZED ALWAYS |
| 90573777 | CALM ISLAND |
| 90686456 | CALM YOGA |
| 97011727 | CASE CLOSED |
| 97867501 | DEFINITELY NOT VIBING CLUB |
| 97164253 | DOING GOOD. EVERY DAY. |
| 98574623 | EQUAL RIGHTS AND LEFTS |
| 98584753 | EXPERT MARKSMAN |
| 98237740 | FIGHT FIGHT WIN WIN |
| 98110369 | GATOR VIBES |
| 98864496 | GODDESS LEAGUE |
| 97905935 | GOOD GIRL IN A BAD WAY |
| 97041879 | I AM MORE |
| 98573305 | I CAN NEVER DEFEAT FATHER TIME, BUT I CAN DAMN SURE EARN HIS RESPECT |
| 98592012 | I HATE IT HERE |
| 90696488 | I LOVE YOU THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD |
| 98106673 | IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT |
| 99011608 | JUST DREAM IT |
| 88779502 | KING OF THE MOUNTAIN |
| 97321650 | LOVE IS |
| 98592360 | MAKE ACCOUNTABILITY GREAT AGAIN |
| 98573196 | MAKE BOGEYS GREAT AGAIN |
| 97459187 | MAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT |
| 97062286 | MELTING POT |
| 97627051 | MOMMY STOP LAUGHING |
| 97883508 | MY ASS GOT ARRESTED |
| 97313829 | NO WAY BRO |
| 97617832 | NOT YOUR MAMAS 50 |
| 97302506 | PLAYING GOLF AFTER THIS |
| 98074459 | POSITIVITY IS POWER |
| 98069152 | REAL LIFE SMART, LAW SCHOOL DUMB |
| 98595104 | REBELS ONLY |
| 98238436 | RESPECT MY TALENT |
| 97892722 | ROYAL FAMILY |
| 97011721 | SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE |
| 97929849 | SEXY IN PRIVATE |
| 97872715 | SHUT UP AND SKI |
| 97872720 | SHUT UP AND SURF |
| 98089053 | SMILE COLLECTOR |
| 98136845 | SMILE MAKER |
| 90773005 | STREET DUDES |
| 98606349 | SUPPORT YOUR |
| 97644109 | SURF WHEN YOU CAN |
| 88639546 | THE FUTURE IS DOPE |
| 98066599 | THE TOTE BAG |
| 98592587 | THREE DRINKS BEHIND |
| 98078375 | UNPROTECTED CLASS |
| 97442044 | WE SERVE JOY |
| 88060305 | WEED RULES! |
| 90552173 | WHAC-A-MOLE |
| 98491532 | YOU DUMB AS HELL |
| 98394513 | YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DOPAMINE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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