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Trademark Tuesday / New & Cancelled Marks in Class 025 / 14 Oct – 20 Oct 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 468 freshly registered text trademarks; only 8 fully cancelled text marks; and a whopping 676 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line!

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

99035556ALWAYS CHILLDefinitely not me. I may seem chill on the outside, but not inside.
99044647BE LIBERATED.Don’t mind if I do!
97570154BLAZE RESPONSIBLYI will be as responsible as possible by simply never blazing.
98542265CALM MOMAnother Ghost Global mark, where the specimen is a $50 white t-shirt with plain black all-caps Arial text on the pocket.
90703737CLOSE TO GODSpecimens show it as ornamental text, and the website from the specimens is currently dead.
98396314DANDYOne of the lesser-used words I like to use on the regular.
98852247FEAR NO SWAMPInspiring “fearless living” for “political rebels”. 😆
99027857GOD SAVE QUEENSUnclear if “queens” is meant to be royalty, or fabulous individuals.
98869942GOT TRAUMA?I think most of us do, at this point.
98924484HOMESCHOOLED TRIBEGlad I wasn’t homeschooled; I’d probably be even more of a social weirdo than I already am.
98306210JUST LEGENDARYDon’t mind if I am!
97225728LEARN PLANT GROWI’ve started dill from seed for the third time, and it might actually be working!
90981562LEMONY SNICKETBut you weren’t using this name anyway, right?
99036001MAKE AMERICA MANLY AGAINBut, y’know, the kind of manly where there are hugs and tears and sharing of emotions. The best manly.
99038090MAKE LIFE JOYFULDon’t mind if I do!
98448751PASSIVE RESISTANCEClothes with strategically placed weights to sort of … exercise you as you go about your day?
98336551RASPBERRY BERETOwner is an individual who appears to be unrelated to Prince.
98194273RELATIONSHIP STATUSTheir sole specimen is a photo of some rubber wristbands. With additional text on them, of course.
99045521SOME TEACHEREh, you know. Just some teacher. Whatevs.
97601220STAGE LIFEAww, this former theater kid is upset that this is now a trademark!
99035642SUBSCRIBED TO JESUSBut he sends too many newsletters. Unsubscribe!
98784464TALKIN’ BASEBALLSince my hometown Seattle Mariners are out, my World Series cheering will be for the Blue Jays.
99097149THE SUN IS MY ENEMYThus I am pale like a fish belly, and take vitamin D supplements.
99046840THIS PLACE IS AS GOOD AS ANYThe place in question appears to be Springfield, Missouri. Talk about a ringing endorsement for your town!
99138697THUGS NEED HUGSEveryone needs hugs! Especially anyone manly.
98412223WORK HARD DIE FREEHow about I work soft and die really old?

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

 

99117689#BADGRANDPARENTINGIt kind of amazes me when I see marks where the initial specimen is ornamental text, and they don’t upload a new specimen with a fakey hang tag held on with a safety pin.

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

Today, let’s take a look at a few freshly registered trademarks from a designer’s point of view, to see where these logos have gone wrong.

Bonehead Burger Co. logoDesert Dime logoGoddess of Slots logo

Bonehead Burger Co.: This isn’t the worst logo I’ve ever seen, but it does have its problems. The biggest issue is the stroke width around the bones; it’s way thicker than the stroke of the bun and the skull. Stroke widths should be uniform in this case. The text along a curve is also slightly not centered; the “Bonehead Burger Co.”  part at the top is a little closer to the smaller inner circle than it is to the larger outer circle.

Desert Dime: The “Dime” part of this is really hard to read, mainly because it’s red on top of green and brown. It’s hard to see because the image is really small, but that red is actually a slightly lighter red, with a stroke around it of a slightly darker red. I’d want to see a much heavier outer stroke in black or white, to cut through that cactus and dirt and give some separation so the word can be read.

Goddess of Slots: I did the measurements, and all three white boxes with ladies in them are the same width. and likewise, the set of ladies are centered within their black rectangle. But because of the slot arm on the left, some elements feel unbalanced! Optical illusions like this are the bane of a font designer’s existence; you have to make something uneven in order for it to look even. Right now, the center white box with a lady feels a little smaller than the other two, and the left side of the black rectangle feels slightly heavier than the right side. A pixel or two of movement, and this would be optically much improved.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

There were only 8 cancellations this week, and none of them seemed important to crafters and makers!

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

90660412678
97137996A CUT FOR EVERY BUTT
97480145ADVENTURE EVERYDAY
97290113ADVENTURE PONCHOS
98168389AGENTS OF CHAOS
97351021ANONYMOUS CITIZEN
90597103AVERAGE GOATS
98106218BABY MAKERS
97911655BAD GIRL IN A GOOD WAY
97889273BAG OF CHEMICALS
98317169BE GENTLE, I’M MENTAL
98159842BOURBON IS MY SIDE HUSTLE
97877434BUZZED ALWAYS
90573777CALM ISLAND
90686456CALM YOGA
97011727CASE CLOSED
97867501DEFINITELY NOT VIBING CLUB
97164253DOING GOOD. EVERY DAY.
98574623EQUAL RIGHTS AND LEFTS
98584753EXPERT MARKSMAN
98237740FIGHT FIGHT WIN WIN
98110369GATOR VIBES
98864496GODDESS LEAGUE
97905935GOOD GIRL IN A BAD WAY
97041879I AM MORE
98573305I CAN NEVER DEFEAT FATHER TIME, BUT I CAN DAMN SURE EARN HIS RESPECT
98592012I HATE IT HERE
90696488I LOVE YOU THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
98106673IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT
99011608JUST DREAM IT
88779502KING OF THE MOUNTAIN
97321650LOVE IS
98592360MAKE ACCOUNTABILITY GREAT AGAIN
98573196MAKE BOGEYS GREAT AGAIN
97459187MAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT
97062286MELTING POT
97627051MOMMY STOP LAUGHING
97883508MY ASS GOT ARRESTED
97313829NO WAY BRO
97617832NOT YOUR MAMAS 50
97302506PLAYING GOLF AFTER THIS
98074459POSITIVITY IS POWER
98069152REAL LIFE SMART, LAW SCHOOL DUMB
98595104REBELS ONLY
98238436RESPECT MY TALENT
97892722ROYAL FAMILY
97011721SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE
97929849SEXY IN PRIVATE
97872715SHUT UP AND SKI
97872720SHUT UP AND SURF
98089053SMILE COLLECTOR
98136845SMILE MAKER
90773005STREET DUDES
98606349SUPPORT YOUR
97644109SURF WHEN YOU CAN
88639546THE FUTURE IS DOPE
98066599THE TOTE BAG
98592587THREE DRINKS BEHIND
98078375UNPROTECTED CLASS
97442044WE SERVE JOY
88060305WEED RULES!
90552173WHAC-A-MOLE
98491532YOU DUMB AS HELL
98394513YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DOPAMINE

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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