Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 365 freshly registered text trademarks; 304 fully cancelled text marks; and a mere 13 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99216981 | 1776 MERICA | Where did I read that no true democracy has ever lasted more than 250 years? |
| 99159503 | 85 | Yes, eventually every number will be a registered trademark. |
| 98721765 | BASEBALL IS LIFE 24/7 | I like baseball, but I can’t imagine being as obsessed with it as some of these trademarks imply. |
| 98323167 | BE THE DREAM | |
| 98147356 | BREATHE WHEN YOU’RE DONE | And maybe breathe during the thing too, yeah? |
| 99032102 | CERTIFIED BADASS | Who is the certifying body? And do I get a medal to wear? |
| 98894470 | GOD IS SO KIND. | Is he? What about all the smiting and such? |
| 98116414 | GYM SLUT | |
| 99220174 | I AM THE FIRST BILLIONAIRE IN MY FAMILY | The specimen is just text on a hoodie, AND it uses the ® symbol prematurely! |
| 99223238 | JESUS SAVES I SPEND | |
| 99212916 | JUST LET ME STIM BRO. | Seriously, it isn’t hurting anyone else! |
| 99223240 | MIGHT HAVE TO CALL IN THICC | If I’d known this was an option, I would have used all my PTO! |
| 97734291 | PAY LOVE FORWARD | |
| 99219184 | PERFECTLY DYSLEXIC | |
| 99062821 | PICKLEBALL GANGSTA | Yes, because pickleball players are so gangsta. |
| 99173509 | SUSHI FREAK | I’m not a big fan of sushi, but maybe I just haven’t had really good sushi. |
| 99215769 | TAP IS FINE | The tap water in Portugal is the best I’ve tasted in decades. |
| 99215580 | WORTHY TO LEAD | People who want to lead are often the worst choice for a leader. |
| 99092295 | YEET THAT TEET | |
| 99161438 | YOOPER LIFE | I had to look it up. Yooper = “a native or resident of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.” |
| 98752207 | YOU CAN’T DO NEXT LEVEL SHIT WITH BASIC PEOPLE | But you can do basic shit, which is often the best shit. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
There were a few this week, but nothing worth curating!
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87981024 | 1954 |
| 88020664 | BACKPACK VEGAN |
| 86338564 | BUILD-A-BRIDE |
| 85910584 | CARE SHARE CONSERVE |
| 78420092 | CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK |
| 88324656 | DOCTOR MONDAY |
| 87865921 | DON’T BLOCK MY SUNSHINE |
| 88057542 | DRUNKEN MERMAID PEARLS |
| 87898944 | FAT WIENER |
| 88139633 | GIVE EM THE FINGER GUNS |
| 87536291 | HAPPY IS THE GOAL |
| 85058154 | HAPPY KIDS |
| 87980772 | HELICOPTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO! |
| 88216332 | I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME |
| 88320718 | I’M GOOD LUV, I GAVE IT TO GOD |
| 88113909 | IN EVERY STORY… |
| 88027150 | IT’S HEREDITARY |
| 87912168 | KIND IS THE NEW PRETTY |
| 88221807 | LESS BITCHING MORE BOARDING |
| 87857759 | LIVE · LIFE · SHINING |
| 87903606 | MADE 4 NOW |
| 87903565 | MADE FOR NOW |
| 88205542 | MAKE AMERICA STOP HATE |
| 87914754 | MAKE USA VEGAN |
| 87914517 | MY DOG IS MY HAPPY PLACE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87813510 | ONLY GOD |
| 87903091 | OUT & ABOUT |
| 78421048 | OUT OF THE BOX |
| 88134852 | PRETTY GIRL CERTIFIED |
| 85911471 | SECRETLY FAMOUS |
| 88289159 | SLEEPER |
| 88202261 | TAKE PIPE |
| 88119558 | THAT’S P3TTY |
| 86688911 | THE WEEKEND FARMER |
| 88216217 | TO HAVE AND TO HOLD IN CASE YOU GET COLD |
| 87788874 | TRAIN MORE PLAY LESS |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99013770 | AMERITAS |
| 97425678 | BE RELAX |
| 98035302 | FOGO |
| 98655663 | JERSEY CITY |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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