Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 557 freshly registered text trademarks; 392 fully cancelled text marks; and 203 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 90702266 | ACE OF HEARTS | The granite counter under the specimen feels weirdly gross and organic. |
| 90593395 | BE YOUR OWN MOTIVATION | |
| 98884595 | BEYOND MOMMY | |
| 97886765 | CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS | I had such high hopes for the specimen. But it’s just as bland and piss-poor as you’d expect. |
| 90333343 | DOPE | Already a registered TM by the same owner, this is just adding some new goods. |
| 98881894 | DREAM COSPLAY | |
| 90801597 | ELEVATE YOURSELF | |
| 97264159 | EMOTIONAL SUPPORT | Most specimens are 240×320 pixels. What, did they take these pictures with a toy digital camera from 1998? |
| 98069169 | FIGHT LIKE A MOTHER FU%$&R | Grawlix (noun): the use of typographical symbols to replace profanity. |
| 97883337 | GET GREAT | Eh, I got good, I’m fine to stop there. |
| 97885966 | GOLF IS HARD | Agreed! Tried it, couldn’t get the hang of swinging. |
| 98896823 | I AM SECURITY | |
| 90048668 | JUST A FRIEND | Owner is Biz Markie! |
| 97196846 | LITTLE BLACK DRESS | Well, at least they were forced to remove “dresses” from the list of goods. |
| 98880344 | LIVE & LET DRUM | I firmly believe that “Live and Let Die” is one of the top Bond theme songs. Fight me! |
| 98801131 | NEVER DEFEATED | I’m frequently defeated. But I dig it, that’s how I learn! |
| 90810501 | PET HUMAN | |
| 98682164 | PET SHOP BOYS | Already registered; looks like this one is just adding a bunch more goods. |
| 98976269 | RECOVERY CLUB | Owned by … a vodka brand??? |
| 98881937 | SALTWATER PLAYGROUND | |
| 98893659 | SEE YOU ON THE COURT | Basketball, not pickleball for once. |
| 98277740 | SKIPPING CLASS TO GET ASS | At least it appears to be aimed at college students. |
| 98650174 | SMELLS LIKE GAS | Not sure they realize that if a car smells like gas, that’s … not a good thing? |
| 98682968 | THE SOUTH | |
| 98830483 | THIRST RESPONDER | We really need to penalize folks for using the ® symbol on their unregistered specimens. |
| 98874229 | WORDS ARE HARD | Owners: Evan and Katelyn. |
| 98976286 | YES CHEF | At least it’s an actual brand with a functioning website! |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98463807 | AMERICAN FARMERS MATTER | Same guy who registered BLUEBERRY LIFE and STRAWBERRY LIFE, among others, recently. |
| 97716700 | BRING THE BOOM! | |
| 98024923 | FIRST CLASS RESPONDER | |
| 98069448 | MONTANA MANLY MAN CLUB | A lot of specimens are of used/worn t-shirts, to prove it isn’t Photoshopped. But this one is more used/worn than most. |
| 98959534 | SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MOTHER | |
| 98641840 | THE BEST PAIR YOU WILL EVER WEAR | Goods: underwear. |
| 98496810 | TRADE JOBS MATTER | True! No shame in going into the trades! |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
In case you were wondering, “Could someone register a trademark with an image of a guy on the shitter?” Your answer is: yes.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86798927 | 4 FREEDOM |
| 87946306 | A BUSHEL & A PECK |
| 87169587 | ACAI WHAT YOU DID THERE |
| 87684197 | ALL ACCESS |
| 87726671 | BAD GUY INC |
| 87903612 | BEAUTIFUL SUFFERING |
| 87722468 | BESOS NOT BOMBS |
| 87328764 | BIKINI FRIENDS FOREVER |
| 73028146 | BILLY THE KID |
| 87590131 | BODACIOUSLY SOUTHERN |
| 76430133 | BUCKAROO |
| 86308058 | CANDY PINK |
| 87852242 | COOLING CAMI |
| 74358724 | CORPORATE CHALLENGE |
| 87503348 | COWBOY CAMOUFLAGE |
| 86315585 | DOPE SELLS ITSELF |
| 86663520 | FALLOUT SHELTER |
| 87838355 | FIT PHYSIQUE |
| 87235965 | FREE ATHLETE |
| 87649808 | FRY ME |
| 88011878 | GOD LOOKS LIKE ME |
| 88004095 | GOD SHIELD |
| 86311784 | HIGH HOPS |
| 87089187 | HIGHWAII |
| 87089193 | HIGHWAIIAN |
| 88039433 | HUSTLE & BELIEVE |
| 87561968 | I’M NOT A BOSS BITCH. I’M A BOSS, BITCH. |
| 87660004 | IF I ONLY KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW |
| 87649819 | ITS MADNESS |
| 87627657 | IVOTE |
| 86006528 | KEEP MOVING |
| 87935673 | LATIN GAL |
| 87945833 | LAUGHING THROUGH MY DEPRESSION |
| 87241974 | LIFE IS GREEN 420 |
| 85916095 | LIVE THE GAME |
| 87929622 | LONELY AT THE TOP |
| 86301843 | MAKE ANY SHIRT A NURSING SHIRT! |
| 87766210 | MASTER RANCHER |
| 87712789 | MORE4MOMS |
| 87427554 | NAMASTE ROSÉ |
| 87911722 | ONE SIZE FITS ALWAYS |
| 87232714 | PESCADOS UNIDOS |
| 87577045 | REAL MEN PLAY IN LAS VEGAS |
| 86322235 | SAFE HANDLER |
| 86851986 | SHOP LIFE |
| 87763839 | SOUTHERN JUNKY |
| 87371320 | STAY UGLY |
| 87582383 | STUNT MOM |
| 86735744 | TAKE THE THRONE |
| 86395790 | TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL |
| 86501989 | TRUE BRIT |
| 86092895 | VILLAGE LIFE |
| 87672529 | WHERE LIFE MEETS LAKE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98220009 | ALPHA FIERCE |
| 97653724 | AMERICAN COWBOY |
| 98618155 | AMERICAN SUGAR BABY |
| 98410733 | APRÈS FACIAL CLUB |
| 98507583 | ARMY OF KINGS |
| 98802775 | BRAND NEW LOOK |
| 97102733 | BUENAS NOCHES |
| 98484611 | CAVIAR DAD |
| 97277703 | CEREAL KILLAH |
| 98506848 | CHASING GOOD TIMES |
| 98732880 | CINCHED |
| 98128190 | COMMON AND COURAGEOUS |
| 98573641 | DAMN SURE COWBOY |
| 98501889 | DISTRACTED DRIVERS DIE DAILY |
| 98870019 | END OF AN ERROR |
| 98869141 | FORTYFIVE-47 |
| 97873278 | GIRLS FOR MEDICINE |
| 98722300 | GOATING PLAYER |
| 97423966 | GOOD LINES |
| 98477761 | I DON’T KNOW…MAYBE… |
| 99211790 | IT’S COOL TO LOVE YOUR COUNTRY |
| 98486976 | JANUARY 5TH |
| 98123668 | LET’S BE CLEAR |
| 97388813 | LETS GO SONICS |
| 98493823 | LIVE IN PEACE, BUT LOVE OPENLY |
| 98359120 | LIVE TO REBEL, REBEL TO LIVE |
| 98126217 | LOVELY BUT LETHAL |
| 98469791 | MORE THAN RICH |
| 98500601 | MUSSY MAN |
| 98938645 | NOT DOMESTICATED |
| 99032528 | NOT IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I AM POSSIBLE |
| 98499101 | ON THE CLOCK AND READY TO ROCK |
| 98390367 | PSYCHO BUT PRETTY |
| 98616557 | RAIDERS AGAINST THE WORLD |
| 99186533 | SECRETARIAT |
| 97390446 | SLOTH WORKS |
| 98491929 | SPECIAL TEAMS. SPECIAL PLAYS. SPECIAL PLAYERS. |
| 98498939 | STAY WAR READY |
| 98273936 | STEAKS NOT CAKES |
| 88984059 | TEQUILA OF THE PEOPLE |
| 98499491 | THAT’S THAT BS |
| 90693303 | WE THE PEOPLE…AND WE KNOW THINGS… |
| 97680553 | WHITE HOUSE GIFT SHOP, EST. 1946 |
| 97550735 | WOMEN-OWNED WEDNESDAYS |
| 98510095 | YOUR DAILY DOSE OF MOMENTUM |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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