Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 513 freshly registered text trademarks; 245 fully cancelled text marks; and 198 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98736980 | ABOVE THE CROWD | |
| 87562482 | BAD MOMS | Application submitted in 2017! I guess it’s merch for the 2016 movie? |
| 97711795 | BALLERS CLUB | Yep, I still think “ballers” has something to do with testicles when I see it. |
| 97739149 | BEAT UP THE SUN | Yes! I will punch that sun! |
| 98247772 | BLUE COLLAR BROKE | A line of stuff from the owner of the previously-registered TRAILER PARK RICH. |
| 97778856 | BRAINY CHILD | Ugh, did all of us “gifted” kids from the ’70s and ’80s end up with anxiety and ADHD? |
| 98860786 | CORPORATE AMERICAN | Not something I’d brag about on the front of a shirt. |
| 98070200 | CRAWFISH GIRL | The first link in my Google search was a Reddit thread bagging on this woman. 😆 |
| 98451838 | DADDY DAY CLUB | “Empowering and encouraging fathers to pursue their passions and ambitions, even after starting a family.” Uh … don’t most dudes already do that? |
| 98431734 | DON’T DO ANYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE | Taking an old phrase and making it longer and more confusing. Definitely not how you should name a brand! |
| 98614192 | DONE WITH DEMS | |
| 98406757 | EARN YOUR PANCAKES | Whyyy does the USPTO accept ornamental specimens if they’re submitted after the opposition period? |
| 99061848 | FAMILY STYLE | |
| 97835677 | FENCING FOR LIFE | The kind with swords, not the kind with chain link. |
| 79393694 | FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY THEN YOU GET THE POWER | The quote from Scarface: “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” |
| 98425908 | FIRST, I COFFEE | I understand the feeling. But for me, first I Coke Zero. |
| 98640997 | FOXY SENIORS | |
| 97870338 | GIVE ME GRACE | Ever feel like the folks who most want to be given grace are the ones least likely to give it to others? |
| 98472757 | GROUNDED IN FAITH | |
| 98621897 | HASH HOES OVER WEED BROS | [Googles “hash,” then sits amazed at what this silly trademark hobby has done with my internet search history] |
| 97312929 | IT’S NOT A JOKE | |
| 98335775 | JUST STUDY | You’re not my mom. Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 79393334 | LOOK | Mira! Mira! Un gatocito! |
| 98864138 | MANUSCRIPT | |
| 98361583 | MOVING EARS | Yes, it’s hats with moving ears. Website in the specimen is now dead, naturally. |
| 98834457 | OLD SCHOOL PATRIOT | I’m not entirely sure that real old school patriots would include elements from the Gadsen flag in their merch. |
| 98342328 | POSITIVE POTATO | As usual when the owner is an individual in China, the specimens are boring AF. |
| 98677989 | PROTON | |
| 98537244 | ROYAL VIBES | |
| 98880986 | SHART SURVIVAL KIT | It’s pretty much exactly what you’re thinking it is. |
| 97514767 | STRAY | Merch for the video game. I think I’m too sensitive about cats to play it. |
| 98869832 | THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU | |
| 97522859 | TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION, TWO-PART AUTHENTICATION, AND MULTI-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION | Good luck trying to find anything about this one on the internet. 😆 |
| 88279995 | WORSHIP NOW | |
| 98834622 | WORTHY AF | How do you KNOW that you’re worth AF? |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98757481 | FIND YOUR SWEET SPOT |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
There were a lot of intriguing things this week! I present to you: a smiley face with three eyes, a pile of something that might be poop or might be ice cream, the phrase WILD LIKE MY CURLS stylized in a groovy ’70s font with that wave effect everyone’s using these days, and the word PATRIOT in the font Bauhaus 93.
Let these serve as reminders [a] that really common-looking illustrations can be registered as trademarks, and [b] that common phrases can still be dangerous when they’re only registered as stylized marks, if you use those phrases in a font or style that’s confusingly similar to the mark.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87439102 | 420 FORCE |
| 85910890 | ALPHA BETA |
| 78275586 | AQUA DUCK |
| 87951001 | AURA BOREALIS [sic] |
| 87679600 | BAD ASS BLACK GIRL. |
| 87631188 | BALLET FOR ADULTS |
| 87953108 | BE DAREFUL OUT THERE |
| 87553494 | BEST DAY PARTY EVER |
| 87952971 | BIG THIGH COUNTRY |
| 74233279 | BLUE HAWAII |
| 87422378 | BRAVEGIRL |
| 88106539 | COFFEE FUELED CREATIVE |
| 87675469 | CROOKED SOUL |
| 86433023 | ENJOY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87928734 | GOLDEN VIBES |
| 87959348 | GRIT AND GRAVEL |
| 87545459 | HAVE A GREAT LAY |
| 87706220 | HOOD-ISH |
| 86026482 | I AM ELEMENTAL |
| 78189991 | I WAS NEVER THERE |
| 87573113 | IF YOU WANT IT YOU GOTTA EARN IT |
| 87439039 | IMMUNE TO FEAR |
| 87642639 | IRREGARDLESS |
| 86070115 | LET’S PARTY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87601623 | LIFT MORE WEIGHTS |
| 86070122 | LOW TIDE LOW LIFE |
| 86773514 | MAKE MORE ART. EAT MORE TACOS. |
| 87730344 | NERDWORTHY |
| 87730360 | NEVER AGAIN |
| 85362933 | OWN YOUR STONES |
| 78104136 | POP CULTURE |
| 87231396 | REDNECKTIVITY |
| 76573096 | SEXY BABES |
| 74598964 | SNOOZY |
| 87961308 | SOUL SIBLINGS |
| 86280158 | TROPICAL BABY |
| 87386412 | UNCHARTED TERROIR |
| 79230161 | UNFAITHFUL |
| 86312429 | WE BELIEVE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87879998 | WINE COWBOYS |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98002763 | 100% WOKE FREE |
| 90570813 | 21ST CENTURY VAMPIRE |
| 98413313 | ALL THE WAY UP |
| 98473488 | BAND ON THE RUN |
| 98461693 | BASKETBALL UNIVERSITY |
| 97754449 | BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY EXTRA |
| 98470596 | BEAR THE BURDEN |
| 98476828 | BITE THE POWER |
| 90879109 | BLOCKCHAIN BADDIES |
| 98310769 | BLUNT SLUTS |
| 98469568 | BULLYING? NOT ON MY WATCH! |
| 90483483 | CHRISTMAS PRINCESS |
| 98433760 | CLASSIC BLACK MAN |
| 98108019 | COFFEE SHOP BILLIONAIRE |
| 97736567 | CONNECTING THE PUZZLE PIECES |
| 98466163 | CUTE CHAOS |
| 97654378 | DESIGNATED HITTER |
| 98463622 | DOGPILE |
| 98469949 | DON’T HATE DONATE |
| 98082907 | FARMS OVER PHARMA |
| 97806755 | GOOD LIVES MATTER |
| 97690287 | GREAT MINDS |
| 98475751 | GRITTY LIFE |
| 98103236 | HIGH STANDARDS |
| 98465667 | HUSTLE BLESSED |
| 98419519 | I CAN’T BE YOUR EMOTIONAL BODYGUARD |
| 87344703 | MUNCHIES ARE REAL |
| 98445118 | OUT OF EVERY STORM IS A MIRACLE, IT’S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE |
| 98475891 | OWN YOUR AWESOME |
| 98014117 | POWER DOESN’T AGE |
| 90814478 | SCARED BADASS |
| 98478263 | SHAKE YOUR BOOTIE |
| 97181027 | SHUT THE IF UP |
| 98526275 | SLOW GOING CLUB |
| 98470627 | SORRY NO SAMPLES |
| 98471395 | STAY COMFORTABLE. |
| 98110450 | STONED TO THE BONE |
| 98416047 | THANK GOD FOR THE GYM |
| 98273254 | TRENCH SQUAD |
| 98105593 | WICKED AND TWISTED |
| 98265258 | WITCHES BAKE |
| 98474685 | WOMEN’S HOCKEY IS HOCKEY |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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