MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Trademark Tuesday / New & Cancelled Marks in Class 025 / 05 Aug – 11 Aug 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 513 freshly registered text trademarks; 245 fully cancelled text marks; and 198 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

98736980ABOVE THE CROWD
87562482BAD MOMSApplication submitted in 2017! I guess it’s merch for the 2016 movie?
97711795BALLERS CLUBYep, I still think “ballers” has something to do with testicles when I see it.
97739149BEAT UP THE SUNYes! I will punch that sun!
98247772BLUE COLLAR BROKEA line of stuff from the owner of the previously-registered TRAILER PARK RICH.
97778856BRAINY CHILDUgh, did all of us “gifted” kids from the ’70s and ’80s end up with anxiety and ADHD?
98860786CORPORATE AMERICANNot something I’d brag about on the front of a shirt.
98070200CRAWFISH GIRLThe first link in my Google search was a Reddit thread bagging on this woman. 😆
98451838DADDY DAY CLUB“Empowering and encouraging fathers to pursue their passions and ambitions, even after starting a family.” Uh … don’t most dudes already do that?
98431734DON’T DO ANYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE AND YOU SHOULD BE FINETaking an old phrase and making it longer and more confusing. Definitely not how you should name a brand!
98614192DONE WITH DEMS
98406757EARN YOUR PANCAKESWhyyy does the USPTO accept ornamental specimens if they’re submitted after the opposition period?
99061848FAMILY STYLE
97835677FENCING FOR LIFEThe kind with swords, not the kind with chain link.
79393694FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY THEN YOU GET THE POWERThe quote from Scarface: “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”
98425908FIRST, I COFFEEI understand the feeling. But for me, first I Coke Zero.
98640997FOXY SENIORS
97870338GIVE ME GRACEEver feel like the folks who most want to be given grace are the ones least likely to give it to others?
98472757GROUNDED IN FAITH
98621897HASH HOES OVER WEED BROS[Googles “hash,” then sits amazed at what this silly trademark hobby has done with my internet search history]
97312929IT’S NOT A JOKE
98335775JUST STUDYYou’re not my mom. Don’t tell me what to do.
79393334LOOKMira! Mira! Un gatocito!
98864138MANUSCRIPT
98361583MOVING EARSYes, it’s hats with moving ears. Website in the specimen is now dead, naturally.
98834457OLD SCHOOL PATRIOTI’m not entirely sure that real old school patriots would include elements from the Gadsen flag in their merch.
98342328POSITIVE POTATOAs usual when the owner is an individual in China, the specimens are boring AF.
98677989PROTON
98537244ROYAL VIBES
98880986SHART SURVIVAL KITIt’s pretty much exactly what you’re thinking it is.
97514767STRAYMerch for the video game. I think I’m too sensitive about cats to play it.
98869832THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU
97522859TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION, TWO-PART AUTHENTICATION, AND MULTI-FACTOR AUTHENTICATIONGood luck trying to find anything about this one on the internet. 😆
88279995WORSHIP NOW
98834622WORTHY AFHow do you KNOW that you’re worth AF?

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98757481FIND YOUR SWEET SPOT

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

There were a lot of intriguing things this week! I present to you: a smiley face with three eyes, a pile of something that might be poop or might be ice cream, the phrase WILD LIKE MY CURLS stylized in a groovy ’70s font with that wave effect everyone’s using these days, and the word PATRIOT in the font Bauhaus 93.

Let these serve as reminders [a] that really common-looking illustrations can be registered as trademarks, and [b] that common phrases can still be dangerous when they’re only registered as stylized marks, if you use those phrases in a font or style that’s confusingly similar to the mark.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87439102420 FORCE
85910890ALPHA BETA
78275586AQUA DUCK
87951001AURA BOREALIS     [sic]
87679600BAD ASS BLACK GIRL.
87631188BALLET FOR ADULTS
87953108BE DAREFUL OUT THERE
87553494BEST DAY PARTY EVER
87952971BIG THIGH COUNTRY
74233279BLUE HAWAII
87422378BRAVEGIRL
88106539COFFEE FUELED CREATIVE
87675469CROOKED SOUL
86433023ENJOY     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87928734GOLDEN VIBES
87959348GRIT AND GRAVEL
87545459HAVE A GREAT LAY
87706220HOOD-ISH
86026482I AM ELEMENTAL
78189991I WAS NEVER THERE
87573113IF YOU WANT IT YOU GOTTA EARN IT
87439039IMMUNE TO FEAR
87642639IRREGARDLESS
86070115LET’S PARTY     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87601623LIFT MORE WEIGHTS
86070122LOW TIDE LOW LIFE
86773514MAKE MORE ART. EAT MORE TACOS.
87730344NERDWORTHY
87730360NEVER AGAIN
85362933OWN YOUR STONES
78104136POP CULTURE
87231396REDNECKTIVITY
76573096SEXY BABES
74598964SNOOZY
87961308SOUL SIBLINGS
86280158TROPICAL BABY
87386412UNCHARTED TERROIR
79230161UNFAITHFUL
86312429WE BELIEVE     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87879998WINE COWBOYS

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

98002763100% WOKE FREE
9057081321ST CENTURY VAMPIRE
98413313ALL THE WAY UP
98473488BAND ON THE RUN
98461693BASKETBALL UNIVERSITY
97754449BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY EXTRA
98470596BEAR THE BURDEN
98476828BITE THE POWER
90879109BLOCKCHAIN BADDIES
98310769BLUNT SLUTS
98469568BULLYING? NOT ON MY WATCH!
90483483CHRISTMAS PRINCESS
98433760CLASSIC BLACK MAN
98108019COFFEE SHOP BILLIONAIRE
97736567CONNECTING THE PUZZLE PIECES
98466163CUTE CHAOS
97654378DESIGNATED HITTER
98463622DOGPILE
98469949DON’T HATE DONATE
98082907FARMS OVER PHARMA
97806755GOOD LIVES MATTER
97690287GREAT MINDS
98475751GRITTY LIFE
98103236HIGH STANDARDS
98465667HUSTLE BLESSED
98419519I CAN’T BE YOUR EMOTIONAL BODYGUARD
87344703MUNCHIES ARE REAL
98445118OUT OF EVERY STORM IS A MIRACLE, IT’S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE
98475891OWN YOUR AWESOME
98014117POWER DOESN’T AGE
90814478SCARED BADASS
98478263SHAKE YOUR BOOTIE
97181027SHUT THE IF UP
98526275SLOW GOING CLUB
98470627SORRY NO SAMPLES
98471395STAY COMFORTABLE.
98110450STONED TO THE BONE
98416047THANK GOD FOR THE GYM
98273254TRENCH SQUAD
98105593WICKED AND TWISTED
98265258WITCHES BAKE
98474685WOMEN’S HOCKEY IS HOCKEY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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