Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 619 freshly registered text trademarks; 248 fully cancelled text marks; and 59 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98930932 | BARELY PASSING IS STILL PASSING | That’s how I felt after a few specific college classes. 😆 |
| 97566058 | BECAUSE THE SCORE COUNTS | Unless it’s a score on a test, in which case, barely passing is fine. |
| 99200322 | BORN ON THE RIVER | |
| 98020881 | CAVIAR COWBOY | Do cowboys eat caviar? I’ve never. Seems sooooo gross. |
| 98372441 | CHASING RED FLAGS | “‘red flags’ in our lives […] are actually powerful signals guiding us toward healing, self-awareness, and transformation.” 🤮 |
| 98892840 | DECIDEDLY UNIQUE. DECIDEDLY ME. | “Decidedly” feels like a thesaurus word to me: one where many simpler options exist. |
| 98832433 | DEFINITELY NOTHING | |
| 98320301 | DON’T CARE TO TRY AND DON’T TRY TO CARE | Jeez, that’s grim. I’m a misanthrope, and even I don’t go that deep. |
| 97531628 | DON’T DIE | Always good advice. |
| 98724166 | DROP YOUR ANCHOR | |
| 98929303 | FASTER PUSSYCAT | Kill! Kill! (Mark does not appear affiliated with the 1965 movie.) |
| 98362695 | FCKNBTCH | Another infuriating use of the ® symbol in the specimen. My dudes, you can’t use that until you’re registered! That’s that the itty bitty R means! |
| 97874643 | FLAVORTOWN | I had no idea that Guy Fieri’s company was called “Knuckle Sandwich.” |
| 99186284 | GIVE LAUGH LOVE | Owner is LLL Holdings, who also have LIVE LAUGH LOVE in several classes. |
| 97922336 | GOLF LIKE A GIRL | |
| 90573848 | HAPPY DAD | Both of these HAPPY X marks are owned by Happy Dad LLC, a hard seltzer brand. |
| 97661329 | HAPPY MOM | |
| 98302419 | HELLO PEASANTS | It feels like 9 out of 10 marks these days go through opposition before the specimen is uploaded. |
| 97239490 | HERS | Owned by a company called “Hims”. |
| 98382788 | HOT GIRLS DO PILATES | |
| 98329379 | INNER CHILD | WTF is this garment, with plastic tubing sticking out of it? |
| 98292805 | IT’S NOT NORMAL | |
| 98907630 | LIFE HAPPENS OUTSIDE | And/or inside. Really, the only two choices. |
| 97622630 | MILLIONAIRE MAMA | Feels like a life coach or a podcast. [checks] Life coach it is! |
| 98536426 | O.G. NERD | More specimens with the ® symbol on them. UGGHHH. |
| 98909430 | ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRES | Owner: The USA Secretary of Agriculture. |
| 98592635 | OUR SHIT DON’T STINK | Hate to tell you this, buddy: everybody’s shit stinks. |
| 98917818 | PAPA HERO | This logo is seriously awful. The spacing! The random rounded bits! The mix of fonts! |
| 98103389 | PIKE PLACE FISH | They already owned PIKE PLACE FISH MARKET, so this isn’t a surprising variant. |
| 98916516 | STEPPIN WITH CHRIST | I see “steppin” and immediately think of the 1982 Joe Jackson song “Steppin’ Out“. |
| 97172461 | SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE | Foreign mark from Canada, so no specimen(s). |
| 98608630 | THANK GOD FOR GOD | This feels like you get into a thanking loop that will eventually grow into a black hole. |
| 98927961 | THICK THIGH NATION. | |
| 98569001 | TIGER WANG | Owner is an individual in China who clearly doesn’t know American slang. |
| 98781142 | TREMBLE | |
| 97859552 | TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY | Not affiliated with DC Comics/Superman. Owner is some company in Spokane, WA. And their early specimens are suuuuch awkward AI images. |
| 97909182 | UNBITTER B.I.T.C.H. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98878646 | DEPARTMENT OF INVISIBLE LABOR | So rare that someone gets the “hey, your specimens are just ornamental” message and they move to the Supplemental Register! Usually they just make fake hang tags in a new specimen. |
| 99030605 | MAKE STRIP CLUBS GREAT AGAIN | Were they ever really that great? |
| 98638521 | MOTHER GOLFER |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Just a couple to be horrified by this week: an incredibly plain lighting bolt and the center of a compass rose. Of course, you can use illustrated elements like these in larger designs; I can’t picture any of you using similar graphics all on their own without anything else around them.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87747049 | AGED TO MAGNIFICENCE |
| 74405141 | ALL DAY COMFORT |
| 87809043 | AND PARTNERS |
| 76224251 | BABY BURRITO |
| 87628171 | BE THE CAUSE |
| 85979294 | BUILD SOMETHING REAL |
| 87902559 | CHOOSE THE RIGHT PATH |
| 87757599 | COLLEGE FOOTBALL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD |
| 88041907 | CUTE LITTLE FEET |
| 87558425 | DON’T F WITH MY JOY |
| 88027045 | DON’T SELL YOURSELF SHORT |
| 85942923 | ENTREPRENEUR *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87755373 | FAITH OVER FAME |
| 86731224 | GAME FACE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88035519 | I LOVE BEING A GIRL |
| 76716657 | IF YOU’RE SERIOUS |
| 86173880 | KICKCANCER |
| 86215069 | LET’S DRINK |
| 86634756 | LIGHT OF MINE |
| 87560283 | MAY THE HORSE BE WITH YOU |
| 87958732 | MY BUMP *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86099884 | MÁS AWESOMER |
| 88031524 | NICE ‘N’ NEAT |
| 87896430 | NOT NECESSARY |
| 87929754 | PILATES GODDESS |
| 87835898 | PUPPIES WINE AND I’M FINE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86042256 | SALTY & HAPPY |
| 88101985 | SHAKA MAMA |
| 87943319 | SHIRTASAURUS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87798828 | SMART GIRL POWER |
| 86213880 | SNUGGLE MONSTER |
| 86299392 | THAT’S FAIR |
| 87740908 | THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM |
| 87903648 | THE MOMFIA |
| 75175437 | WHO’S YA DADDY! |
| 87946183 | WHORE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98155448 | AMERICAN MADE LEGEND |
| 98176750 | ANTI FRACK |
| 98176756 | ANTI-FRACK |
| 98766355 | BE K!ND SPREAD LOVE |
| 98041872 | BITCH IT’S YOU |
| 98922345 | BONDED |
| 98104122 | CRUISEMAS |
| 98201259 | MERRY |
| 98680437 | NOFUCKINAROUND |
| 98158799 | ORIGINAL MIND |
| 97428090 | STARS ABOVE |
| 99362548 | THIN THE HERD |
| 98882148 | VOYAGE |
| 97512507 | WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR? |
| 98153287 | YOU FLANK’EM I’LL SHANK’EM |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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