Numbers for the week in class 025: There are 494 newly registered text marks; 286 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 168 applications were abandoned before they crossed the finish line!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97931949 | 18 TO LIFE | This is either “adulthood” or a prison sentence. Or both? |
| 98505310 | ALPINE COAST LIFE | Isn’t “alpine coast” an oxymoron? |
| 98196112 | AS BIG AS IT GETS! | |
| 97754849 | BOUGIE COUNTRY GIRL | Per Merriam-Webster, definition 3-2b, “bougie” means “suppository.” 😆 |
| 97774725 | BOUGIE COUNTRY LIFE | That said, weird how “bougie” evolved from “thinks they’re fancy, but aren’t”… |
| 97739898 | BOUGIE MOUNTAIN MAN | …to a meaning that’s more like “fancy and proud of it” that these marks seem to carry. |
| 98701366 | BRINGING HOME BABY | |
| 98701936 | BUNNY SQUAD | |
| 97801058 | COTTON CANDY | Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies. Want to hear a sweet nothing? |
| 98242922 | FAITH OVER WORRY | I have no faith, thus I must worry. |
| 98319240 | FLIP OFF | |
| 98707255 | FREE TO LEAD | |
| 98549923 | FUCKED SINCE BIRTH | Aren’t we all? |
| 90393332 | GOAT | They do have the “goat.com” domain. Priciest t-shirt is $26k. |
| 98687077 | GOLF GONE WILD | |
| 97503137 | GOT MOJO? | I created a new “Got X?” category on the spreadsheet. |
| 98701876 | GRADE | |
| 97751521 | HAPPY LAWYERS CLUB | I know a few lawyers. They’re all surprisingly cheerful and friendly. |
| 90673090 | HOW ARE YOU REALLY DOING? | Really, though. Are you doing all right? |
| 98407282 | I’M SO CHARISMATIC DRUGS ARE ADDICTED TO ME | This tee is definitely worth $50. [/sarcasm] |
| 98666020 | LIVE BY THE SEA, DIE BY THE SEA. | For the time being, I’ll go with just “live by the sea.” |
| 98005781 | MOMS GO HARD | Where the specimen is an unredacted order showing that the purchase was sent a block away. |
| 98280743 | ONE OF A GRIND | It’s coffee, not the hustle/grind BS. |
| 98275969 | PANIC RESPONSIBLY | Does this mean keeping the panic inside until I explode? |
| 98687987 | PARASITE | Not associated with the movie. |
| 97908120 | PAY ME FOR MY EXPERIENCE NOT MY TIME | Exactly this when hiring a freelancer. |
| 98444203 | POST NUT CLARITY | These are the kinds of specimens that slip through when marks are published for oppo beforehand. |
| 98444179 | PRE NUT CONFUSION | If men are confused until they ejaculate, how can we trust them to be in charge of … anything? |
| 98268081 | REBEL TRIBE | |
| 98614871 | RIDE YOUR RIDE | File this under “marks that tell me to do the obvious thing.” |
| 98700365 | RHODE ISLAND | Joins something like 17 other state names registered by universities. |
| 98592300 | SCARS & STRIPES | |
| 90630274 | SMOKE | You can, of course, use these single words in a phrase and put that phrase on shirts. |
| 98582058 | YOU HAVE TO LIVE HARD TO BE HARD | What if I want to be soft? |
| 98459707 | YOU’RE COMPLETED WHEN DESTROYED | What if I want to stay incomplete? |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98689479 | ARMED VETERAN | |
| 98612787 | HERE FOR THE BOOTY | Why can’t it be both? Maybe this pirate likes ass. |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Probably the most interesting—and by that, I mean concerning—illustrated mark this week is this simple silhouette design of a pickleball. (Which I always get confused with a Wiffle ball, because we had both when I was a kid in the ’70s. And we’d use both of those with our Trac-Ball rackets, to see how everything flew differently.) I believe this is an indoor-use ball, with the larger holes.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87340709 | BANDIT AND THE BABE |
| 87440308 | BAREFOOT KINGS |
| 87833727 | BEARDED BEHAVIOR |
| 87462731 | BOUNDLESS GIRL |
| 87633270 | CALIFORNIA COLLECTIVE |
| 87637193 | CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE |
| 87191743 | DICKIN-A-ROUND |
| 87837302 | DIVE YOUR ASS OFF |
| 87635161 | DRINKIN’ AND THINKIN’ |
| 86984031 | EMBRACE THE WILD SIDE |
| 86019650 | ENJOY YOUR PACE |
| 87656020 | FIGHT FOR MORE |
| 87557465 | FIGHT LIFE |
| 87415499 | GOOD VIBES SAVE LIVES |
| 87484571 | HUMAN BY NATURE |
| 87149376 | HUNGRY TIGERS ROAR |
| 87932798 | IF YOU GOT A CHIP YOU GOT A CHANCE |
| 86194820 | IT’S THE RACE NOT THE PACE |
| 87820525 | KILL ‘EM WIT’CHA HUSTLE |
| 86627352 | LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE |
| 87813303 | LIVE YOUR PARADISE |
| 85649610 | LOVE ONE ANOTHER |
| 87607632 | MAKE AMERICA COWBOY AGAIN |
| 87834455 | MAKE COLLEGE FUN AGAIN |
| 87569468 | MASTURBATE WITH INTENTION |
| 86983739 | NOBODY TRAINS HARDER |
| 87621799 | RETURN TO GLORY |
| 87535070 | SOPHISTICATED IGNORANCE |
| 87713910 | STRANGE FRUIT |
| 87825591 | TALK TO ME GOOSE |
| 85374984 | THANK GOD FOR LIFE |
| 87414182 | UNCUPPED BRA |
| 87626046 | WANDER Y’ALL |
| 86265580 | WEE BEES |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98195617 | 305 IS A VIBE |
| 98837787 | 4AM CLUB |
| 98277439 | ASK. LISTEN. BUILD. LIBERATE. |
| 98115535 | BADASS MEDITATOR |
| 97207805 | BARB KNOWS BEST |
| 90025858 | BDAY BABY |
| 98320602 | BIG CHEF |
| 97605591 | CHEAT DAY MEALS |
| 98598917 | CREATURE HABITS |
| 98297997 | CURVY MOBB |
| 98295903 | DESIGN OR DIE |
| 98591039 | DIRTBAG GARAGE |
| 97605678 | EAT LIKE A CHAMPION |
| 97605584 | EPIC CHEAT MEAL |
| 97750625 | FIND YOUR FEAT |
| 98624532 | FISH G.O.A.T. |
| 98296187 | GET MONEY FIRST |
| 97860348 | HOT GIRL OG |
| 98294342 | HURT FEELINGS DON’T EQUAL DISRESPECT |
| 98274141 | I’M AN OOPS |
| 97500967 | IN SPADES |
| 98273431 | LAZY GIRL |
| 98296193 | LEGITIMATE BITCH |
| 98289963 | LESS FRIENDS MORE MONEY |
| 98152640 | LITTLE BITES |
| 98231860 | LODGE LADY |
| 98293781 | MAMA’S FIGHTER |
| 98296023 | MUSCLE BADDIE |
| 98273171 | NINE YEARS |
| 98264671 | NOTHING IS REAL |
| 97296013 | SPRTS BTCH |
| 98812700 | THINK LIKE ELON |
| 98291503 | THOUGHTS, PRAYERS, PLANS, AND ACTIONS |
| 98295966 | WORK INTERFERES WITH LIFE |
| 98296519 | YOU’RE NOT THE CHIEF OF ME |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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