Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were only 164 freshly registered text trademarks; 326 fully cancelled text marks; and 200 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line. Love it when the dead outnumber the living like this!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98287051 | ADULT BOOKS | I think they mean smutty books, not books with more intricate language. |
| 98273883 | AI CAN’T | Damn straight. AI can’t do a TON of things. |
| 98226891 | BLUEBERRY LIFE | Lots of X LIFE marks this week. Same owner for this one, strawberry, and watermelon. |
| 98323466 | CATTLE LIFE | Pass. I watch Nate the Hoof Guy; cattle are really gross! |
| 98222900 | CELEBRITY BABY | |
| 97784358 | EMOTIONAL TAMPON | Love it when you can see the glue oozing out from under the label of their terrible handmade specimen box. |
| 98463829 | FLORIDA FARMERS MATTER | Same owner as this week’s three [FRUIT] LIFE marks. |
| 90838141 | GENETICALLY MODIFIED ATHLETE | |
| 97153253 | GIRTH MATTERS | I feel like I only ever see “girth” used to measure a dude’s dong in romance novels. |
| 98251428 | GOOD IS GOOD Y’ALL | |
| 97842050 | GOOD LUCK | Goods: gloves. |
| 98098527 | HOMO | Ah, yes, the classic $167 white t-shirt and $149 polyester baseball cap. Bargains! |
| 90016723 | I STAND, WE STAND | We all scream for ice cream! |
| 98140478 | IMPERFECT UNION | Makes me think of the USA. |
| 97730957 | JUST FREEDOM | Actual brand, but shoving the flag into the F that way makes it look like a P. |
| 90681058 | LUCKY FUCKER | Is it just me, or is this angry horned duck with an eyepatch chewing on two tubes of lipstick? |
| 97868505 | PATRIOT ON BOARD | This makes sense as a bumper sticker, but not as a shirt! |
| 90669155 | PLEASING | It’s a sexual wellness company. You can, of course, use this common word in a longer phrase! |
| 97564191 | SIMPLY FREE. | Sounds more like detergent than a clothing brand. |
| 98226845 | STRAWBERRY LIFE | Gotta love when they use a horror font to try to copy the Salt Life look. |
| 97591323 | VICTORY FOR LIFE | |
| 98323484 | WATERMELON LIFE | More horror font. And you know a specimen isn’t a mockup when it’s blurry AF! |
| 98022945 | WE ARE THE WOMEN WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR | Presented like a slogan from Treetops Collective, but feels like ornamental use. |
| 90579850 | WINE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING | Ah, who doesn’t love some totally ornamental specimens? |
| 97546387 | WRONG GUY | This tee with “any questions” makes me think of David S. Pumpkins. 😆 |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
None of note this week!
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
This iconic neon sign from Las Vegas is now installed in the “Vegas Vickie’s” lounge inside the Circa Resort & Casino, and it serves as that venue’s logo. It’s been nearly 6 years since they filed their application!
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87850593 | 79’ERS |
| 87851604 | AMATEUR CITIZENS |
| 87955981 | ARTSY CHICKS RULE |
| 87822914 | BAKE LIFE |
| 86100000 | CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY! |
| 87950178 | COFFEE PSYCHO |
| 87930709 | CRITTER MITTENS |
| 85776354 | DEFEND CALIFORNIA |
| 86180684 | DIRT CÜLT |
| 85983052 | DOG HAIR DON’T CARE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87979284 | DOGGIE DINER |
| 87682664 | DON’T ASK FOR IT, ACT ON IT |
| 87833607 | DRESS WELL. WORK HAPPY. |
| 87681511 | FAITHFUL AND FEARLESS |
| 86868493 | FARM STRONG *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 74318820 | FINISH LINE |
| 87955998 | FOODIE CHICKS RULE |
| 74402148 | GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES |
| 87680897 | GOOFY & SHAMELESS CHOOSE NOT TO CARE. |
| 74465895 | HAWAIIAN LEGENDS |
| 87625123 | HEALTHY. HAPPY. COMFORTABLE. |
| 86099833 | HEAVENLY WARRIOR |
| 87395694 | HERE / NOW |
| 86063185 | HOMEFRONT GIRL |
| 87250985 | HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN |
| 87593846 | I’M BUSY |
| 87948816 | I’M WORKING I’M BUSY |
| 87671726 | I’VE DECIDED. |
| 87946286 | INTROVERTS ARE AWESOME *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87953369 | LOVE WITHIN |
| 87502465 | MAKE THE EVERYDAY EXTRAORDINARY |
| 87947241 | MANBUN SOCIAL CLUB |
| 87250959 | MANNISH BOY |
| 87930678 | MAYBE IM DREAMING |
| 87314439 | MOTHER BUCKER |
| 87765434 | PDX MAKES ME WET |
| 86306109 | PRIVATE PARTY |
| 87673058 | RIGHT WAY |
| 87941162 | RIVER PATRIOTS |
| 88009925 | RIVETERS |
| 87939725 | SAIL MORE. WORK LESS. |
| 87718936 | SEA COAST LOVE |
| 79239049 | STEADY GLASSES |
| 86380840 | THE DUDE |
| 86300150 | THINGS THAT MATTER |
| 87795009 | THIRSTY YET |
| 86609606 | TOUGHER |
| 87680448 | TUMOR HATER |
| 87754506 | UNLOADED |
| 87945025 | WE’D LIKE SOME BBQ, PLEASE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 76547090 | WHAT WINNERS WEAR! |
| 87114913 | YOGAWHORES |
| 87948035 | YOUNG BELIEVERS |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98437313 | BACKWATER MAFIA |
| 90826633 | BADDIES ON A BOAT |
| 98433851 | BEACH ZOMBIES |
| 97392931 | BEST IN THE WILD WEST |
| 98439805 | BORN FOR THIS |
| 97714862 | BORN WITH IT |
| 98004934 | CAN’T HURT ME |
| 98462461 | CITIZENS OF NOW. |
| 97725912 | DANCE NATION |
| 98462820 | DEFY THE RULES |
| 98452389 | DEPARTMENT OF FUN |
| 90641681 | DO IT AGAIN |
| 97730940 | DON’T BE JEALOUS BE LIKE ME |
| 90639801 | DON’T WORRY BABY |
| 98065028 | FAUX LEATHER AND … |
| 98138139 | GAME ON! PARTY ON! |
| 98111697 | GHOSTED |
| 90277838 | GHOSTWRITER |
| 98899852 | GHOSTWRITER |
| 98252057 | HAPPY FAMILY |
| 97737502 | HEY BEAR |
| 97734525 | HOLY SPIRIT WARRIOR |
| 97648437 | HOP |
| 98439431 | I FAILED BUT I WON |
| 90633554 | I GET AROUND |
| 98465025 | I’M DEAD, LET’S GO. |
| 98420142 | KEEP BANGIN |
| 88875534 | MAKE AMERICA WORK AGAIN |
| 98443806 | MONEY MY ONLY RELIGION |
| 97652393 | NASHTY GIRLS |
| 97621855 | NO SLEEVES |
| 90865021 | POWERED BY PRACTICE |
| 98471539 | PURPOSE OVER PLEASURE |
| 90734365 | RADICAL |
| 97018631 | RIGHT OF WAY |
| 98465765 | SMALLPOTATO |
| 90856679 | SMELL THE ROSES |
| 98465771 | THE SPIRIT OF LIFE |
| 99111997 | THIN THE HERD |
| 98466764 | TWERKIN’ SAVES MARRIAGES |
| 90893394 | WICKED ERA |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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