Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 517 newly registered text trademarks; 212 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 155 applications were abandoned before they crossed the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 90065519 | ARMY OF THE DEAD | The 2021 Zack Snyder film. Application was submitted in 2020! |
| 98675562 | AW SHIP! | Different owner than OH SHIP! — this is some individual in Vietnam. |
| 97782596 | BANGERS ONLY | What, no mash? |
| 97448783 | BASKETBALL IS LIFE | |
| 98675637 | BIRD CLUB | First rule of Bird Club is that you don’t squawk about Bird Club. |
| 98693439 | BREEZE PLEASE | Specimen is an aloha shirt, naturally. |
| 97457097 | CREDENTIAL | |
| 98576059 | ESCAPE THE ORDINARY | I’m more of an “embrace the ordinary” person. |
| 98684945 | FINDING THE FORCE | It’s a Star Wars-loving guy’s YouTube channel. |
| 98345875 | FUCK FAKE PLANTS | |
| 98111175 | GET TIT-FACED | I’ve seen this sentiment on many baby bodysuits. |
| 97263107 | GRNDMA | Without that first A, I read this as “grind-ma”. |
| 98700683 | HAPPY BIRDS DAY | |
| 97737399 | I PEE IN POOLS | Weird flex, but OK. |
| 97399817 | JESUS IS MY SUPERPOWER | Text on shirts. It’s an eBay seller going by the name of “Enjoy My Treasures.” |
| 98381289 | MAKE GOD POPULAR | I think he’s plenty well-known already. |
| 98663230 | MIND YOUR OWN TITS | Different owner from this week’s other tit-centric mark. |
| 98412808 | MUSIC IS THE ANSWER | Beg to differ; it totes depends on the question. |
| 98491002 | NO WORRIES. NONE. | What must that be like? I can’t even imagine. |
| 98679147 | OUTSIDE THE LINES | |
| 98488162 | POPS LIFE | A brand that is “celebrating amazing dads.” |
| 98508151 | TANNED & TIPSY | |
| 97139742 | TATTOO GIRL | I have no tats; I’m not against them, just haven’t come up with anything I want on my body forever. |
| 98623944 | THE TEXAN | |
| 98553466 | UGLY MANDALAS | Some would say: “So, just mandalas, then?” |
| 90645470 | WORLDCLASSPUSSY | What an unexpectedly boring specimen! |
| 98386376 | YOUR AGE IS NOT YOUR CAGE | Eventually everyone will have a podcast. |
| 88944448 | ZIN | I’m fascinated by the tops with chunks of rock sewn to the fronts! |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98679770 | PITMASTER | Knocked down due to ornamental specimens. Instead of adding new specimens, they took the demotion. |
| 98740739 | WHAT’S YOUR DREAM? …AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT? | None of your business, and none of your business! |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
The classic lofi music studying girl image, in both daytime and nighttime versions. Both are now registered in 12 classes!
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87818319 | ALLERGIC TO CANCER |
| 87818578 | ALPHA GODS |
| 87861246 | AUDIENCE |
| 87821626 | BABYFIST |
| 79233503 | BIGHOLIDAY |
| 86203323 | BUSTIN |
| 87822626 | CHI LOVE |
| 86577744 | CHILLIN HARD |
| 86221402 | DNA NOT REQUIRED |
| 87824902 | FEROCIOUS AF |
| 87746827 | HAVE DOGS NOT KIDS |
| 87539191 | INCHRISTED |
| 87820270 | IT AIN’T WEAK TO SPEAK |
| 87548133 | IT S A 2 WHEEL THING |
| 87819492 | JOURNEY OF A SINGLE MOTHER |
| 87820390 | KEEP IT BLAZIN’ |
| 87339176 | LIFE ON. CELL OFF |
| 86017680 | LIFE STATE OF MIND |
| 87819212 | LUCKY PINEAPPLE |
| 86139444 | NO REST FOR THE RAD |
| 87760884 | NOT POT |
| 87736461 | PLUGGED UP |
| 86017229 | SLIPPERY SUCKERS |
| 87798387 | SMALL LIKE |
| 87748646 | SOPHISTICATED SINNER |
| 87811014 | THE WORLD BELONGS TO US ALL |
| 78191307 | THEY MAGICALLY CHANGE COLOR |
| 87347445 | TROUT JUNKIES |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98273213 | BREASTFEEDING BLACK BABIES |
| 98369351 | BUFFALO TILL I DIE |
| 97184476 | BUMPSUIT, FOR ALL YOUR LADY BUMPS. |
| 98286964 | CANNABIS GEEKS |
| 98273599 | DADDY NATURE |
| 98277865 | EVERYONE SHOULD LIVE |
| 98273296 | EVRYDAY FLY |
| 98268020 | FROM FOOD TRUCK TO FRANCHISE |
| 98230733 | GO EARTH YOURSELF |
| 98280083 | GOT TAIL? |
| 98277839 | HAPPY HAWAIIAN |
| 97781850 | HARDENED PATRIOT |
| 98406667 | HIS WILL, HIS WORD, HIS WAY |
| 98294391 | I DON’T CARE IF I’M LIKED, I CARE IF I’M REMEMBERED. |
| 98536204 | IF MY MIND IS WILLING, THEN I’M ENTITLED TO EXPECT A MIRACLE |
| 98266741 | IT’S NOT FUCKERY IT’S COMPLETE UTTER FUCKERY |
| 97043483 | JUST CHECKIN |
| 98679144 | KAMALIFORNIA |
| 99081857 | KIDS CREW |
| 98262996 | KIDS WORLDWIDE |
| 98276130 | LATEST MODEL |
| 88931066 | MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN DUMP TRUMP! 2020 |
| 98269244 | MAKE KRAMERICA GREAT AGAIN |
| 98666737 | MAKING COMFY LOOK COOL AS HELL |
| 98208559 | MAPA |
| 98265232 | MOTHER OF COLOR |
| 98665831 | MY JESUS 2 |
| 98277905 | MY WORLD MY WAY |
| 98301479 | NAUTICAL NOMAD |
| 98237103 | NO PRESSURE JUST GRIND |
| 98044214 | NOT A SINGLE MOTHER |
| 98269942 | NOTHING FREE |
| 90675016 | ODDITUDE |
| 98274310 | RAISED BY SINGLE PARENTS |
| 98068115 | SMOOCHIE |
| 98259668 | SOME JAZZ PLAYING |
| 98242633 | STOP SURFING CHURCHES |
| 98287132 | THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN GRACE IS MORE GRACE |
| 98287226 | THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN LOVE IS MORE LOVE |
| 98287074 | THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN PRAYER IS MORE PRAYER |
| 98274848 | TRUST IS GOLD AND VALUE IS TRUST |
| 98252583 | UNAPOLOGETICALLY BASED |
| 97867074 | WEAR YOUR HAPPY |
| 97839780 | WEEKEND DEGENERATES |
| 98270788 | WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY SEWING? |
| 98274626 | YOU, NOT SO MUCH |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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