New thing: I’ve created a Bluesky account for TradeSnark, where I’m combining my love of trademarks with my love of weird holidays (see Holiday Doodles). Every day over at Bluesky will have an expired illustrated trademark that’s related to a weird holiday!
Numbers for the week: in class 025, there were 458 newly registered text trademarks last week. 276 previously registered text marks were cancelled, and 141 applications for text marks were abandoned before they made it all the way to registration!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97300986 | 1916 | It was a leap year. Stainless steel was invented! |
| 98028472 | A RED LIP & CONFIDENCE | I prefer my confidence with a nude lip. |
| 98644576 | ART IS DANGEROUS | |
| 98363415 | ATTACK FROM THE BACK | |
| 98580095 | BASED FAITH | Ah, the young people and their slang. |
| 88804284 | BE MORE DO MORE LIVE BETTER | |
| 98068821 | BIRDIE MAMA | Golf clothing, I think? Though the specimen shows a tennis player? |
| 97347092 | BOOM BABY | Has nothing to do with actual babies. |
| 97799951 | BUILT FOR THE HUMAN RACE | |
| 98659190 | COOL CUTE | |
| 97668437 | DOUCHE DAD | I’ve known a LOT of these. |
| 97402745 | DRINK. EAT. REPENT. REPEAT. | Like the Dave & Busters slogan, but for sinners? |
| 98660716 | EAST SIDE | |
| 98066587 | EXCUSES ARE LAME | |
| 98665041 | FAITH OVER EVERYTHING | Eh, your friendly neighborhood atheist thinks faith should be a few steps down the ladder. |
| 98093633 | FLAT BLACK | It’s a band, but it sounds like a coffee drink. |
| 98612078 | FUCK ADVERTISEMENTS | Hard agree! |
| 97131982 | GRACE SLICK | Weird how so many musicians from the ’60s and ’70s are registering their names these days. |
| 98062319 | HARD TO COMPLAIN | Nah. It’s pretty easy, usually. |
| 97482337 | I GOT SCONED | |
| 88201257 | I LOVE YOU, KEEP GOING | |
| 90590846 | INVENTRESS | I’ve always disliked feminine versions of words like this. Women can be inventors! |
| 97373206 | KIND WOMEN FOR WOMENKIND | |
| 98646616 | LADY WARRIOR | Also not a fan of “lady X.” Women can be warriors! |
| 98480544 | LAND OF WOLVES | |
| 98440936 | LESS REGRETS, MORE BAGUETTES | This, I can get behind. |
| 98497132 | LIFESTYLE CHRISTIANITY | |
| 90633490 | LITTLE DEUCE COUPE | Owners appear to be the Beach Boys’ IP companies. |
| 97609757 | MAMA MILK MADE | |
| 98583689 | MAMA’S PIZZA | They’re in Texas, and they look pretty darned tasty. |
| 98545190 | MOTO CHOP SHOP | |
| 98070308 | NESTING CLUB | |
| 98569141 | NOT ALL CANCER IS PINK | Though the specimen (text on a shirt, of course) reads NOT PINK ALL CANCER IS. |
| 90631846 | PET SOUNDS | The Beach Boys’ IP companies again. |
| 98479814 | PETS OVER PEOPLE | Oftentimes, I have to agree. |
| 97562476 | PROFESSIONAL FUN HAVER | I can’t imagine being this way. I’m a professional introvert. |
| 97819650 | PROFESSIONAL HUMAN TRAINER | I picture a ferocious baby, held back with a wooden chair and a whip. |
| 98447653 | PTA DROPOUT | |
| 98646816 | REBEL BRO | |
| 98659348 | RESTING RICH FACE | Classic: specimen is text on a shirt shown at a website that’s now defunct. |
| 98381062 | RONNIE SPECTOR | Another ’60s/’70s musician! |
| 98060510 | STILL CAN | |
| 98043562 | TAKE MY HAND | |
| 79375863 | TOUR DE FRANCE | They owned this for the race (class 041), now they also have classes 025 and 028. |
| 97912292 | USA TRACK & FIELD |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98461848 | AMERICA’S FAVORITE CRICKET TEAM | |
| 98355228 | THIS GIRL SELLS REAL ESTATE |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Here’s a fun example of how marks that could be described in virtually the same way can all become registered trademarks. On the left, we have a brand new mark this week: the silhouette of a gorilla, owned by JFC Investments, LLC. (And if you’re anything like me, “JFC” makes you want to say “Jesus Fucking Christ!”) On the right, I’ve grabbed several other registered trademarks in class 025, all of side-view gorillas in a very simple black and white art style.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87474382 | 12 OUNCE MAN |
| 86918418 | A HIGHER STANDARD |
| 87888671 | AGENT OF LEARNING |
| 87574458 | AMERICAN HEAVEN |
| 87579486 | AMERICAN MINI PIG |
| 76549855 | BABEOLICIOUS |
| 86015597 | BEACH OPEN |
| 87407789 | BELIEVE THE MOMENTUM |
| 87410806 | BORN TO CRUISE |
| 87702012 | CHECKS & BALANCE |
| 87377643 | CHUGGIE |
| 87650582 | CLASSIC CASHMERE |
| 78460248 | COVET |
| 87783196 | DEAR VALENTINE |
| 87288102 | DON’T ENGAGE N ROAD RAGE |
| 87784026 | EARN YOUR SLEEP |
| 85947431 | FOLLOW THROUGH |
| 87464237 | FOR DAYS |
| 87787800 | GET YOUR BEER ON |
| 87868826 | GET YOUR CRAFT BEER ON |
| 79208693 | GIMME SOME |
| 87772924 | KILLA GIRL |
| 78139601 | LEVITATION |
| 87778844 | LOVE ME BEFORE THEY ALL DO.. |
| 87771033 | LOVEPOETRY |
| 87788210 | MISS SUGAR |
| 85926229 | MODEL GLOW |
| 87978215 | MUSCLE FLEX |
| 87434004 | NAUTI HOOKER |
| 78200895 | OFFICERS ONLY |
| 87532452 | OH FREAKIN’ YEAH |
| 86186669 | OH YOU |
| 87664225 | ONE SEXY SCOOTER CHICK |
| 87395309 | OVERLOOKED |
| 87560484 | PLAY TOGETHER |
| 87778557 | POWER OFF |
| 87784722 | PROUDLY BORN |
| 87398603 | RULE OR BE RULED |
| 87839603 | STRENGTH FROM STRUGGLE |
| 87784731 | TRAVEL AT YOUR OWN PACE. |
| 87473865 | UNTWIST THE FACTS |
| 85671054 | ZEN PEOPLE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98205163 | 2 AND A HALF WOMEN |
| 98206195 | ALLTIMEGRIND |
| 98449691 | BUCK EM ALL |
| 98205463 | BURRATA IS MY BOYFRIEND |
| 98130449 | COUNTRY CLUB HATS |
| 97256293 | CURLING IS COOL |
| 97256196 | CURLING IS COOL, FOOL |
| 98180921 | DOPACETIC |
| 98208611 | FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE |
| 98195072 | FIND YOUR LINE OFF THE GRID |
| 98191543 | GOD SPOTS ME |
| 98452152 | HUSTLER’S HEART |
| 98196462 | I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO HAVE IT ALL |
| 98414295 | IT’S DOPE ON THE GREENSIDE |
| 98177948 | KOMBUCHA QUEEN |
| 98196578 | LET IT RIP |
| 98142059 | LFTW LIVING FOR THE WEEKEND |
| 98194372 | LIVE BEACHFULLY |
| 98186464 | LOVE OVERDOSE |
| 98196238 | LUCKYSMOKE420 |
| 98203792 | MORE THAN MILK |
| 98205614 | PRESCRIPTION PRINCESS |
| 98733773 | RIGHT AS RAIN |
| 98203602 | RING THE BELL |
| 98202939 | SELF MERCI |
| 97927257 | SLAPHAPPY |
| 97747438 | STICKY |
| 98188487 | TEAM BULL STRONG |
| 97804960 | THERE IS NO LATER! |
| 98188984 | TRUST YOUR GROOMER |
| 98201217 | URBAN FROG |
| 98183548 | WATCH HIM |
| 98207336 | WHEN MEN STAND UP, BOYS SIT DOWN! |
| 98193601 | WHERE SPRING BREAK NEVER ENDS |
| 98206012 | ZERO TALENT |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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