Numbers for the week: in class 025, we had 601 newly registered plain text trademarks; 253 previously registered marks were cancelled; and a meager 20 applications were abandoned before they made it across the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97722417 | ACTIVE LIVING | This feels like a feature of an old-age home. |
| 98104068 | AGGRESSIVE NONSENSE | This is what I get from a lot of dudes. 😆 |
| 98579062 | ARMY OF HAPPY | |
| 97371648 | BASIC PLEASURE MODE | |
| 98666148 | BEER WOLF | It’s a werewolf mascot for Coors Light beer. |
| 90895006 | BEING TRASHY IS TRASH | |
| 97547372 | BLESSED LIVES MATTER | Once again: can we stop with the BLM mockeries? |
| 97596342 | BOOK BITCH | |
| 98545938 | BOOTS OVER SUITS | And sandals over both of them. |
| 90495016 | BRIDGERTON | But you weren’t using this anyway, right? |
| 98108330 | COCOA GIRL | |
| 88928239 | DEMOCRATS FOR DEMOCRACY | As opposed to democrats for … ? |
| 97903406 | DIVINELY GUIDED | |
| 98140045 | DON’T PANIC IT’S ORGANIC | I assumed this would be pot, but it’s produce! |
| 98143150 | DUMB-DUMBS & DRAGONS | It’s a D&D podcast. |
| 98702289 | EMBRACE THE CLIMB | |
| 98305463 | FLAT LIES MATTER | SERIOUSLY. COME. ON. Now it’s crappy golf puns?! |
| 98033495 | GET BETTER TOGETHER | |
| 98564650 | GO BAREFOOT | I do, as often as possible! |
| 98423003 | GOD’S GOT U | |
| 97904664 | GOT GRASS? | No idea if this is pot or not, their specimens are all just ornamental text on hats. |
| 98515213 | HAPPIER THAN EVER | The benefit of living in BASIC PLEASURE MODE. |
| 98580913 | HUG YOURSELF | |
| 97902321 | HUMAN BECOMING | I see “becoming” and think of Red Dragon. |
| 98100650 | I AM SOMEONE’S DAUGHTER | |
| 98400796 | IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BITCHES | |
| 98576767 | JUSTICE IS A JOINT EFFORT | I see “joint” and assume pot. And yup, it’s a pot thing! |
| 98567240 | LADY CAPTAIN | |
| 90858670 | LAKE COWGIRL | Same company owns LAKE COWBOY. |
| 98086671 | LIFE’S A FUCKING PARTY | |
| 98470006 | LINE DANCE UNIVERSITY | I’ve only ever done a line dance for work. (Story below!) |
| 98073796 | MAMA KITTEN | |
| 98466713 | MASCULINE MOM | I’m picturing Luisa Madrigal from Encanto. |
| 98530751 | MIAO MEOW | |
| 98529072 | MUCHO MUCHO AMOR | It’s kind of cool–as I learn more Portuguese, I have an easier time reading Spanish. |
| 98020400 | NON-VERBAL IS VERBAL | |
| 98616732 | OBVIOUSLY OVULATING | Not exactly something I’d want to advertise on a shirt… |
| 90975883 | PIZZA FILM SCHOOL | |
| 98562374 | POSITIVE TALK ONLY! | |
| 98559902 | PRESIDENT | Goods: footwear. |
| 98561261 | PURELY AMERICAN | Not exactly a brag these days. |
| 97849445 | PURSUE THE UNKNOWN | |
| 79393673 | RINGMASTER | I think it’s a boxing equipment company in the UK. |
| 98683453 | RIVER CHICA | Shocker–the specimen is a t-shirt with ornamental text. |
| 97039252 | ROCK SALT | |
| 97925268 | SALT CULT | I like seasoned food as much as anyone, but this feels excessive. |
| 97909819 | STAY FOGGY | |
| 98686775 | STAY HUMBLE HUSTLE HARD | Yes, this classic phrase that’s used ALL OVER. |
| 97808715 | TEAMSTER | Owned by the Teamsters. |
| 98563854 | THE UNOFFICIAL START OF THE WEEKEND | For some of us: Monday. |
| 90542616 | THIS DUMBASS IS NOT A STUPID DUMBASS | That’s a surprising and amusing level of self-awareness! |
| 98581299 | VERY GAY. VERY BUSY. | |
| 98558584 | WANNA FIGHT | Pass, thanks. |
| 97822048 | WEEKEND WINER | The whole “wine mom” casual alcoholism should probably also stop being a thing. |
| 98579235 | WHO WANTS IT | |
| 98580657 | XYR | A gender-neutral possessive, before the singular “their” became more accepted. |
Line dances for work: I used to work at Walt Disney World in the talent casting office. We’d handle casting for actors, singers, dancers, and other performers; and also we’d book a lot of third-party acts like DJs for events. So we’d have DJ auditions now and then to add them to our roster. I’d be the paperwork assistant, but also when they did their audition sets, I’d get up and let them lead me through the “Cha-Cha Slide” or whatever other thing they were hyping, while the casting directors laughed. 😆
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 97704820 | MUSTARD SLIPPERS | Yes, they are big plush slippers shaped like mustard bottles! |
| 98248111 | SUPERPLUSH |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Today, let’s talk about stylized text marks. This week has two common phrases: HERE TODAY…GONE TO MAUI! and BE POSITIVE. (That Maui phrase has been around longer than I’ve been alive.) As long as you are not stylizing the phrase in a way that would be confusingly similar, you can absolutely use phrases that are registered as stylized marks like this. “Be Positive” in a handwritten script? Do it! “Here today…” in a blocky sans-serif? Fine!
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87428207 | 3227 |
| 87648153 | #PICTUREPERFECT |
| 87736001 | ARE YOU DUMB? |
| 85916971 | BACK TO THE WOMB |
| 85920279 | BEAUTIFUL LIBERATION |
| 87502975 | BORO BORN |
| 85761824 | BULLDOG MAFIA |
| 87670780 | CLEAN BEE |
| 74801064 | COMFORT FIT |
| 87691284 | COOL ATTITUDE |
| 87720507 | CRIMSON REIGN |
| 87687457 | CURVY CHIC |
| 87540453 | DUMBBELL CLUB |
| 87671867 | FIND A CURE TODAY |
| 87743443 | FRIENDLY FIRE |
| 87488770 | GOTTA GRIND |
| 87533927 | GRIP & RIP & TAKE A SIP |
| 87743115 | GRIP STRONG LIFE |
| 86447749 | HASH LIFE |
| 87097092 | I LOVE LOVE I HATE HATE |
| 86120595 | IN COD WE TRUST |
| 87573033 | IN GRAPES WE TRUST |
| 87647357 | IS WHERE I BE |
| 87582671 | JINGLE BELLY [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 78202055 | JUST SLOP IT ON! |
| 86067606 | LIVE LIFE DRAMATICALLY [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86050410 | LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MEN |
| 87398315 | MERMAID OFF-DUTY |
| 86193476 | METICULOUSLY HANDCRAFTED |
| 87453661 | MONEY NEVER SLEEPS |
| 87738137 | OPTIMAL HUMAN |
| 87745692 | PRETTY BRAVE |
| 88940326 | PROTECT YOUR ENERGY |
| 85746344 | ROCKET JUMP |
| 87732304 | SAND STUFF |
| 87738359 | TOUCAN SOCKS |
| 87838825 | TURNING PREDATORS INTO PREY |
| 87311014 | TWO BIRDS ONE STONED |
| 86566534 | VENI VIDI VICIS |
| 87490879 | WE LOOK GOOD TOGETHER |
| 85308842 | WHO RESCUED WHO? [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87264525 | WILD RIDE |
| 87738059 | WORKING HARD SO MY DOG CAN HAVE A GOOD LIFE [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87735420 | YOU KNOW IM BAD |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97181884 | ASSET TAG |
| 97775257 | CIRCUIT EQUIPMENT |
| 98276694 | COZY COFFEE STATION |
| 97921724 | DIVERSITY IS DOPE |
| 98444714 | DOPE MOMS ONLY |
| 98061534 | EA$Y |
| 98336248 | ERAS |
| 90311263 | PILES |
| 98417134 | RIDE & SUBSCRIBE |
| 90852342 | SWAG GOLF |
| 98418338 | THIS AGGIE IS DOING IT. |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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