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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 25 February 2025

Numbers for the week: in class 025, we had 601 newly registered plain text trademarks; 253 previously registered marks were cancelled; and a meager 20 applications were abandoned before they made it across the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

97722417ACTIVE LIVINGThis feels like a feature of an old-age home.
98104068AGGRESSIVE NONSENSEThis is what I get from a lot of dudes. 😆
98579062ARMY OF HAPPY
97371648BASIC PLEASURE MODE
98666148BEER WOLFIt’s a werewolf mascot for Coors Light beer.
90895006BEING TRASHY IS TRASH
97547372BLESSED LIVES MATTEROnce again: can we stop with the BLM mockeries?
97596342BOOK BITCH
98545938BOOTS OVER SUITSAnd sandals over both of them.
90495016BRIDGERTONBut you weren’t using this anyway, right?
98108330COCOA GIRL
88928239DEMOCRATS FOR DEMOCRACYAs opposed to democrats for … ?
97903406DIVINELY GUIDED
98140045DON’T PANIC IT’S ORGANICI assumed this would be pot, but it’s produce!
98143150DUMB-DUMBS & DRAGONSIt’s a D&D podcast.
98702289EMBRACE THE CLIMB
98305463FLAT LIES MATTERSERIOUSLY. COME. ON. Now it’s crappy golf puns?!
98033495GET BETTER TOGETHER
98564650GO BAREFOOTI do, as often as possible!
98423003GOD’S GOT U
97904664GOT GRASS?No idea if this is pot or not, their specimens are all just ornamental text on hats.
98515213HAPPIER THAN EVERThe benefit of living in BASIC PLEASURE MODE.
98580913HUG YOURSELF
97902321HUMAN BECOMINGI see “becoming” and think of Red Dragon.
98100650I AM SOMEONE’S DAUGHTER
98400796IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BITCHES
98576767JUSTICE IS A JOINT EFFORTI see “joint” and assume pot. And yup, it’s a pot thing!
98567240LADY CAPTAIN
90858670LAKE COWGIRLSame company owns LAKE COWBOY.
98086671LIFE’S A FUCKING PARTY
98470006LINE DANCE UNIVERSITYI’ve only ever done a line dance for work. (Story below!)
98073796MAMA KITTEN
98466713MASCULINE MOMI’m picturing Luisa Madrigal from Encanto.
98530751MIAO MEOW
98529072MUCHO MUCHO AMORIt’s kind of cool–as I learn more Portuguese, I have an easier time reading Spanish.
98020400NON-VERBAL IS VERBAL
98616732OBVIOUSLY OVULATINGNot exactly something I’d want to advertise on a shirt…
90975883PIZZA FILM SCHOOL
98562374POSITIVE TALK ONLY!
98559902PRESIDENTGoods: footwear.
98561261PURELY AMERICANNot exactly a brag these days.
97849445PURSUE THE UNKNOWN
79393673RINGMASTERI think it’s a boxing equipment company in the UK.
98683453RIVER CHICAShocker–the specimen is a t-shirt with ornamental text.
97039252ROCK SALT
97925268SALT CULTI like seasoned food as much as anyone, but this feels excessive.
97909819STAY FOGGY
98686775STAY HUMBLE HUSTLE HARDYes, this classic phrase that’s used ALL OVER.
97808715TEAMSTEROwned by the Teamsters.
98563854THE UNOFFICIAL START OF THE WEEKENDFor some of us: Monday.
90542616THIS DUMBASS IS NOT A STUPID DUMBASSThat’s a surprising and amusing level of self-awareness!
98581299VERY GAY. VERY BUSY.
98558584WANNA FIGHTPass, thanks.
97822048WEEKEND WINERThe whole “wine mom” casual alcoholism should probably also stop being a thing.
98579235WHO WANTS IT
98580657XYRA gender-neutral possessive, before the singular “their” became more accepted.

Line dances for work: I used to work at Walt Disney World in the talent casting office. We’d handle casting for actors, singers, dancers, and other performers; and also we’d book a lot of third-party acts like DJs for events. So we’d have DJ auditions now and then to add them to our roster. I’d be the paperwork assistant, but also when they did their audition sets, I’d get up and let them lead me through the “Cha-Cha Slide” or whatever other thing they were hyping, while the casting directors laughed. 😆

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

97704820MUSTARD SLIPPERSYes, they are big plush slippers shaped like mustard bottles!
98248111SUPERPLUSH

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

Today, let’s talk about stylized text marks. This week has two common phrases: HERE TODAY…GONE TO MAUI! and BE POSITIVE.  (That Maui phrase has been around longer than I’ve been alive.)  As long as you are not stylizing the phrase in a way that would be confusingly similar, you can absolutely use phrases that are registered as stylized marks like this. “Be Positive” in a handwritten script? Do it! “Here today…” in a blocky sans-serif? Fine!

Here Today Gone to MauiBe Positive

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

874282073227
87648153#PICTUREPERFECT
87736001ARE YOU DUMB?
85916971BACK TO THE WOMB
85920279BEAUTIFUL LIBERATION
87502975BORO BORN
85761824BULLDOG MAFIA
87670780CLEAN BEE
74801064COMFORT FIT
87691284COOL ATTITUDE
87720507CRIMSON REIGN
87687457CURVY CHIC
87540453DUMBBELL CLUB
87671867FIND A CURE TODAY
87743443FRIENDLY FIRE
87488770GOTTA GRIND
87533927GRIP & RIP & TAKE A SIP
87743115GRIP STRONG LIFE
86447749HASH LIFE
87097092I LOVE LOVE I HATE HATE
86120595IN COD WE TRUST
87573033IN GRAPES WE TRUST
87647357IS WHERE I BE
87582671JINGLE BELLY     [removed from spreadsheet]
78202055JUST SLOP IT ON!
86067606LIVE LIFE DRAMATICALLY     [removed from spreadsheet]
86050410LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MEN
87398315MERMAID OFF-DUTY
86193476METICULOUSLY HANDCRAFTED
87453661MONEY NEVER SLEEPS
87738137OPTIMAL HUMAN
87745692PRETTY BRAVE
88940326PROTECT YOUR ENERGY
85746344ROCKET JUMP
87732304SAND STUFF
87738359TOUCAN SOCKS
87838825TURNING PREDATORS INTO PREY
87311014TWO BIRDS ONE STONED
86566534VENI VIDI VICIS
87490879WE LOOK GOOD TOGETHER
85308842WHO RESCUED WHO?     [removed from spreadsheet]
87264525WILD RIDE
87738059WORKING HARD SO MY DOG CAN HAVE A GOOD LIFE     [removed from spreadsheet]
87735420YOU KNOW IM BAD

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

97181884ASSET TAG
97775257CIRCUIT EQUIPMENT
98276694COZY COFFEE STATION
97921724DIVERSITY IS DOPE
98444714DOPE MOMS ONLY
98061534EA$Y
98336248ERAS
90311263PILES
98417134RIDE & SUBSCRIBE
90852342SWAG GOLF
98418338THIS AGGIE IS DOING IT.

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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