Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 481 newly registered text trademarks; 233 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 280 applications died before they reached the finish line!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 88638107 | AMERICA 250 | That’s right, in 2026, 1776 turns 250! Reminds me of the old factoid that democracies only last about 250 years. |
| 98052187 | AWKWARD GODDESS | That’s me! [trips on edge of flowing gown] |
| 90155342 | BALL DON’T LIE | Still to this day, when I see “balling” or “baller”… |
| 98305586 | BALLING IN LOVE | …I think of testicles. |
| 90649960 | BRING THE FIGHT | |
| 90752092 | COOL GIRL | That’s me! [puts on sunglasses] |
| 98658770 | CUTEBEAR | |
| 98774482 | CUTEOTTER | Different individuals in China own these two cute animal marks. |
| 98032617 | FAST, STRONG, SMART | This feels like one of those “choose two” things. |
| 97980204 | FLOUR POWER | |
| 98775319 | FML I’M A LAWYER | I thought about law school! But decided it would be way too stressful. |
| 98517386 | GO FROGS | Owner: Texas Christian University. |
| 97847923 | GONE GOLFING | I’ve tried golfing a few times. Swinging is too awkward for me. |
| 98203936 | GRIT | You can, of course, use this common word in a sentence. |
| 98213672 | HEALED WOUNDS DON’T BLEED | |
| 97316735 | JACKET REQUIRED | A brand that Phil Collins isn’t allowed to wear. |
| 98425577 | JUST SOME KIDS | How do you do, fellow kids? |
| 98409105 | KNUCKLEHEADS | |
| 98430209 | MIDNIGHT BALLERINA | I would think ballerinas should get a solid night’s sleep, not be up at midnight! |
| 98778991 | MONDAY CHILL | I have no chill, all 7 days of the week. |
| 98749029 | PEGASUS UNICORN | Owner in China, specimen is an Amazon page that doesn’t exist anymore. Classic! |
| 98840516 | PROTECT YOUR HEART | |
| 98774462 | RUNNING IS GAY | |
| 98490656 | SKILL ISSUE | That’s me! [fails at every initial attempt at something new] |
| 97802803 | THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS LIKE… | Love it when they use ® in their specimens and don’t get their hands slapped. |
| 97414336 | TO DARE IS TO DO | |
| 98403411 | TRAVELER | |
| 98389648 | UNBIRTHDAY | A woman “curating a unique selection of vintage Disney clothing.” |
| 97643285 | WHAT’S THE BEST THAT CAN HAPPEN? | Are there genuinely people who ask this? |
| 98173403 | WOLVERINE | An outdoors company, nothing to do with the X-Man. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98528089 | AMERICAN FOOTBALL | Clothing company with a soccer theme. |
| 98091728 | KEEP IT COWBOY | |
| 98848367 | MANY NEIGHBORS ONE HOOD |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
No snark whatsoever this week. It’s Wallace and Gromit! They also got their registration for the type 4 text mark WALLACE & GROMIT this week; I didn’t include it in the list above because of course, you aren’t using that phrase in your designs, right?
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86640000 | 100% DETROIT |
| 87625952 | AIRTIME |
| 87906945 | AVERAGE NOT ACCEPTED, ONLY GREATNESS ALLOWED |
| 76564120 | BAD TO THE BONE |
| 87392216 | BALL3RS |
| 85866456 | BE SAFE |
| 86271478 | CHARM YOUR PRINCE |
| 87702305 | CRUMB SNATCHER |
| 87504640 | DOING IT FOR MOM |
| 87668753 | DRINK WHILE SMILING |
| 87661046 | EASY GAME |
| 87702906 | FAIRLY LOCAL |
| 87386641 | FEARLESS KINGS |
| 87589015 | FIGHT ATTENDANT |
| 87593232 | FISHIN’S IN MY BONES |
| 87616051 | HALF AN ORANGE |
| 87857379 | HAWAII SAYS HI |
| 86265740 | I WEAR GOD WELL |
| 87808993 | MICRO GODDESS |
| 87882325 | MODERN MINUTEMAN |
| 87729625 | MOUNTAINS & MERMAIDS |
| 86948863 | MUSK |
| 78273527 | NOEL |
| 86199187 | ROCK ME MAMA |
| 87538282 | SALTY SPORTSMAN |
| 85746564 | SHAKESPEARE |
| 87651640 | SOUTHERN MERMAID |
| 87506706 | SPREAD GOOD ENERGY, NOBODY NEEDS HELP FEELING BAD |
| 87605713 | SWEAT FOR IT! |
| 87848984 | SWEATOPAUSE |
| 87812473 | TASTES LIKE VACATION |
| 86247103 | TRAIN LIKE A MACHINE |
| 87880047 | TUNDRA CREW |
| 87876451 | UNAPOLOGETICALLY LIVING FOR CHRIST |
| 86754721 | WEAR IT STRONG |
| 87645301 | WEEKEND ROOSTER |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98389579 | ACTIVE SATURDAYS |
| 98344816 | ALL BALLOONS MATTER |
| 98393305 | ALWAYS ON HOLIDAY |
| 97867843 | AMERICAN ZOMBIE |
| 98274629 | AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE – Always nice to see a successful Letter of Protest!! |
| 98370747 | ASK ME ABOUT MY N!PPLES |
| 98345962 | BAD BACHES |
| 98374871 | BEST LIFE. FLEXED LIFE. |
| 98303895 | BRIDESMAIDS REVISITED |
| 98172244 | CABIN DWELLER |
| 98363557 | CHRISTIAN UNDIES |
| 98368671 | COME SEE PAPI |
| 98400556 | DON’T FED WITH MY TEXAS |
| 98401015 | DUMB OLD DAD |
| 98392923 | ENTREPRENEURSHIP IS MY SPORT |
| 98294814 | EVERY DAY MEANS EVERY DAY |
| 98382029 | FOBA (FEAR OF BEING AWKWARD) |
| 98354077 | FUCK AMERICA OVER AGAIN |
| 90315204 | FUCK CANCER STAY POSITIVE |
| 98822410 | GLORY |
| 97022815 | HUNT FISH THRIVE |
| 98372940 | I’M NOT DRUNK I’M FUCKED UP |
| 98367962 | JAFF JUST ANOTHER FUCKING FRIDAY |
| 98388297 | JESUS IS LEGENDARY |
| 97916160 | JIU JITSU MAMA |
| 98365181 | LOVE IS LOVE, HATE IS HATE AND WE MUST LOVE |
| 97572629 | MAD GENIUS |
| 97827313 | MOTIVATED BLACK MAN |
| 98769581 | NUDIST LIFE |
| 98319597 | ON EARTH AS IN HEAVEN |
| 98015342 | ONE STEP BEYOND |
| 88533618 | RISE ABOVE THE CHAOS! |
| 98323086 | RUTH |
| 98372407 | SHOW ME SOMETHING |
| 98359830 | SPIDER SQUAD |
| 98493600 | TAP A KEG A DAY |
| 98401363 | TASTE OF CHAOS |
| 98362837 | TRUE TO GOD |
| 98378590 | VOTE TO THE RIGHT |
| 98922612 | YEAH YOU DO! |
| 98359788 | YOU CAN’T MANAGE A MILLION IF YOU CAN’T MANAGE 1000 |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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