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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 22 July 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were only 164 freshly registered text trademarks (I love it when that number is low!); 296 fully cancelled text marks; and 230 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

97704302ART HAS NO ADDRESSI mean, unless it’s a mural. Or in a gallery.
98528708CARRY WHAT DEFINES YOUOwner is Sig Sauer. Goods are t-shirts and firearms.
98241965CHILLED NOT PILLED“A nod to those who have found success with cannabis as an alternative to mainstream wellness options.”
98475458CHINA GIRLUnrelated to the weird & creepy David Bowie song.
98211959FOPPISH“I don’t want Fop, goddamn it! I’m a Dapper Dan man!”
98407324GOD IS MY PURPOSEWouldn’t be surprised if this owner goes on a takedown spree.
98261085GOTTA GO TO WORKAh, don’t we all.
98244052I ONLY WANT TO WORK WITH FRIENDSAh, don’t we all.
98436917I WILL SMOKE WHEN I SMOKE AND I WILL LIQUOR WHEN I LIQUORIs “liquor” now a verb? Also: do you think of “liquor” as just being spirits? Or is it, for you, a catch-all for all alcoholic beverages (beer, wine, spirits)?
90611955IMMACULATE VIBES ONLYI don’t understand what’s “immaculate” about this skeleton basketballer guy.
98366894IN CASE OF ADVENTUREFeels incomplete. Like it should be followed by “break glass” or “take this.”
98451870LIVE VICARIOUSLYFor things like BASE jumping or skydiving? Yessss.
97626581NO DIGGITYOwned by Teddy Riley, formerly of Blackstreet. Here’s “No Diggity“!
98108155NON-HUMANI’m picturing t-shirts with, like, 2 neck holes and 3 arm holes.
90782932PETITE GALI don’t know why, but I really dislike the word “gal.”
98187315STAND FOR LIBERTYAh, don’t we all.
98716754THE PEOPLE VSPreviously registered abroad, so no specimen.
98547440WICKED COLDClassic ornamental specimen submitted after the publication window closed.

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

97661378BIB BELTSGoods: it’s a belt/clip thingy to tighten your ski bib.

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

A couple of warning-based items this week: common shapes and illustrations can be registered as trademarks! For example, this smiley face with a wobbly mouth is freshly registered this week, as is this cross made of round-ended rectangles. Both are on the Principal register. The face is NOT owned by Harvey Ball or the Smiley people; it’s owned by some random company in China. The cross is owned by an individual in Texas whose specimens are totes ornamental.

a chagrined smiley faceA cross made of round-ended rectangles.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87700156AIR SCRUBS
86060185BABYS LIFE
87423441BAD HABITS
87596159BASS ATTITUDE
87941261BE RIPPED.
87932374BIG SCARY DRAGON
87940989BLESSED PERIOD
87932877BORN TO UNICORN
88009972BOSTON PRIDE
87937246CHANGE BEGINS INSIDE
86789371COME & TAKE IT
87931232CORPORATEPRENEUR
87936907CRAPPIE QUEEN
87945772CUPCAKE UNIVERSITY
85307858DEVILISH BEHAVIOR
87636228ENDURANCE
87802186FEMALE MOGUL
87835378FIND YOUR OUTDOORS
87795825FLY CHEER GEAR
86975309FOLLOW YOUR FEET
86294392HEIGHT DOESN’T MEASURE HEART
87482928HUSTLE TAKES NO SKILL
86006847I AM GENTLEMAN
87135269I WAS CHECKING YOUR DOG OUT.
88287364I’M WITH UGLY HOT
85588576JESUS IS MY MAN
87438469JUST NIPS
87596079KNEE HIGH
87908410LAND OF THE UNITED
87838360LITTLE FEMINIST
87942264LOVE CRAZY
87647993MAKE AMERICA CRIP AGAIN
87944714NAUTI HIPPIE
86280141PARTY PRINCESS
87914261PURE MOM
87643798R.I.P BAD DAYS
87725473REPUBLICAN ARMY
87942782SCIENTIFICALLY BETTER
87939408SO MERMAZING     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87182978SOULFUL SISTER
87866369USA CURLING
87623658WHO KNEW…GOD KNEW!
87937186WORKING WIFING RAISING PRAISING
87938632ZERO BUDGET

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

984325236 MORE WINS
98434054802
90750916ARIZONA OUTLAWS
98452656BEND NEVER BREAK
98441789BOARD MEETINGS WITH GOD
98071224BUTTER SMOOTH
98456656CLEAN AF (AND FOLDED)
98459621COMPREHEND
90781558CORPORATE CULTURE
98448788CRAZY CHIC
98246931DAILY
98422774DO GOOD FEEL GOOD
98148356DON’T BE AN AVERAGE LEGEND!!!!
98449552DON’T LIVE LIFE STUPID!!
98479719DONT MAKE ME ANGRY!
98453069FACTS ARE ALL I KNOW
98449444FEMINISM SURVIVOR
97903341FREEDOM
97873695FREEDOM!
98426546GYM GENERATION
98438905HUG A DEMOCRAT
98460517I AM FLYING FREELY AND SO ARE MY DREAMS
97150444I AM OTHER
98434537I AM THE ALPHA AND THE O MAGA
98449630I ROLL WITH GOD
98437209IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS
98460165ITS JUST THE BAR
97228732ITS ON!
98071310JESUS LOVES THE HELL OUT OF YOU
97601980LIFE IT
97443838MOUNTAIN SNOB
97697794MR. BIG AND TALL XL
98436051MUSLIM WIFE, HAPPY LIFE
90823791NAKED GOLF
90519102OFFICIAL TORNADOS CHASER
98456153ON EARTH
90574571PEAK HUMAN
98688912ROLL OVER TIDE
98551976SHIRT SHOP USA
98048983TEAM YOLKS!
98440744THE BRAIN DOES NOT EXIST UNTIL IT EXISTS. THIS PROVES THE EXISTENCE OF GOD USING QUANTUM PHYSICS.
98229788THE GOLDEN RULE “DO UNTO OTHERS AS…”
97906367THINK
97873707THINK!
98450985TILT DADDY
90519096TORNADOS CHASER
98401236TOTAL
98456617TOXIK CHRISTIANITY     [sic]
98197061WATER TANK
98449574WE PLAY ON AND OFF THE COURT
98458497WHERE THERE IS HOPE THERE IS FREEDOM
98480498YOU LITTLE SEX WORKER
98451134YOU LOOK BETTER IN
98456252YOU’LL BE GLAD YOU DID

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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