Numbers for the week: 532 new text trademarks in class 025, but a whopping 431 previously registered marks were cancelled, and 154 applications were abandoned before crossing the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98532836 | ANGRY RUNS | Yeah, I’ve had the angry runs before. 💩 |
| 98975631 | AS IT MAY | |
| 98574541 | BECAUSE WEEKEND | Kinda cool how you can just see two words and build an entire sentence around them so they make sense. |
| 98655474 | BLESSED BY THE BEST | And cursed by the worst! |
| 98132150 | BONAFIDE SACK CHASER | The “sack” appears to be a bag of money, not … the scrotum. |
| 98630554 | CONCRETE COWBOYS | Hopefully they aren’t cowboys MADE of concrete. |
| 98356296 | CONCRETE QUEENZ | Different owner than the previous concrete mark! |
| 98087996 | CONSECRATED | |
| 98264174 | CUTIE DIVA | I’m guessing this is “person who is difficult to please,” not “a successful singer or actor”? Or is DIVA taking on some new hip meaning? |
| 98641033 | DAINTY DREAMER | |
| 98108146 | DESERT MERMAID | Her tail must get awfully scaly and dry! |
| 98298760 | DYE FOR ME | |
| 97253824 | FATHERS MAKE FAMILIES STRONG | Can’t tell if this is some patriarchy BS or what. |
| 98157731 | FEARLESS WARRIOR | |
| 98597948 | FIRST DRINK OF THE DAY | Mine is a big-ass mug of ice water, what’s yours? |
| 97500059 | FUTURE WITHOUT FEAR | |
| 98604854 | GO EARN IT | Go get that bag! Or … that … sack? |
| 98480056 | GODKILLER | It’s a graphic novel series, I believe. |
| 98046079 | GOD’S ATHLETE | |
| 97722127 | HELLA COUGAR | From the author of How to Meet & Date Older Women: The Manual, who has excellent advice such as: “There’s no such thing as a red flag if she’s older than you.” 😬 |
| 98097038 | HOLLA IF YOU’RE WORTH THE WHOLE DOLLA | |
| 88984389 | I KNOW MY RIGHTS | Not that it might matter these days… |
| 98467967 | I’M INTO DUCK STUFF | Eww, does this guy want to have sex with ducks? |
| 97487393 | I’M RETIRED | Goods: “sashes for wear.” |
| 98099364 | JUST GOT RAMMED | Specimens include text on a shirt and a poorly 3D-printed toy. |
| 98588201 | JUST THE HEAD | It’s a fishing thing, and they don’t explain what this means. |
| 98065918 | KICKING KARMA’S ASS | Funny, right now Chappell Roan’s “My Kink is Karma” is playing! |
| 79399784 | LET IT ROLL | |
| 98512010 | NO EXCUSES | Unless, y’know, they’re valid. |
| 79370142 | ON | Yes, of course you can use this common word in phrases. |
| 98646015 | PANHANDLE PRINCESS | |
| 98266393 | RICH & RESTED | Of course you can rest, if you’re rich! |
| 98004717 | RURAL LIFE | |
| 98657925 | SANDWICH THERAPY | I can get behind this kind of therapy. |
| 98061726 | SHOWER CAT | It’s a doodad for keeping hair out of the shower drain. |
| 98054960 | STRAIGHT IS GREAT | “Dedicated to promoting public awareness and advocacy for the interests of the heterosexual community.” Yeah, those poor marginalized folks! |
| 98784724 | TEAM BAGGAGE | |
| 98208176 | TEAM GOODNESS | No matter what kind of team you want to be on, this week has something for everyone! |
| 98330989 | TEAM ILLINOIS | |
| 98225594 | THAT AIN’T GONNA WORK | |
| 98509438 | TIDE GYPSY | Maybe we don’t use ethnic slurs in our trademarks? |
| 98020964 | YACHT LIZARD |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98663184 | GAY WITHOUT THE SEX | The specimen is just text on a shirt. I don’t understand! |
| 98650688 | REWRITE THE SCRIPT | |
| 90553543 | THINK INDEPENDENT |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
I looked through the 211 illustrated marks for the week, and while several things caught my eye, I couldn’t stop thinking about this one, which I saw at the top of the very first page of results. It’s owned by Original Pig Fish Holdings, naturally!
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86537864 | #00 |
| 86537869 | #OO |
| 87565375 | ADULTING & SCREAMING |
| 87259653 | AMERICAN TO THE CORE |
| 87690496 | ANTI-FREEZE |
| 87474414 | BE DECENT |
| 87495824 | BOLD STATEMENT, WHAT’S YOURS? |
| 87525403 | CATCH THE WAVE |
| 87772187 | CHASING BILLIONS |
| 87666803 | CHOICE GOODS |
| 87690912 | DESTROY THEM ALL |
| 86185571 | DO OR DIE |
| 87760273 | DOUGHNUTS & DEADLIFTS |
| 85762116 | EVERYBODY LIKES ME |
| 87777791 | EVERYTHING OFFENDS ME |
| 86760601 | F T F O |
| 85982349 | FARM NAKED |
| 87767805 | FARMHAND |
| 87728501 | FEED THE FISH |
| 87807693 | FIERCEPRINCESS |
| 86834437 | FIT QUEENS |
| 87776945 | GOT WHEELIES? |
| 86166145 | HOLYMAMA |
| 87445085 | I AM SUBLIME |
| 85782179 | IF IT’S HOT… IT’S HERE! |
| 87287583 | ILLEGAL IS NOT A NOUN |
| 87771993 | INEBRIATION NATION |
| 87725269 | JAM CITY |
| 87813192 | JUST DREAM BIGGER |
| 85943152 | LIVE HIGH OR DIE |
| 87497711 | MAINTAIN YOUR COOL |
| 86467804 | MAKE YOURSELF EPIC |
| 87776860 | MAYBE TOMORROW |
| 86984013 | MOOD ABOVE MUSCLE |
| 76715695 | MOVIE HEROES |
| 87283193 | NOT MY FUHRER |
| 85881780 | ONE FIT WIDOW |
| 87419204 | OREGON STRONG [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 76522416 | POWER OF PRIDE |
| 87774967 | PREY FOR HUMANITY |
| 87729892 | PUPPY SOCKS |
| 86241963 | RESPECT HER HUSTLE |
| 87770190 | ROLL WITH ME |
| 85752093 | RUN THE WALK |
| 86327049 | SENIOR MOMENTS |
| 85969226 | SHEBE GORGEOUS |
| 87638596 | SLIGHTLY STRANGE |
| 90101090 | SORRY I WAS TRAPPING |
| 87546273 | STAY TOASTY |
| 86087202 | THE BIB WITH A LID |
| 87768183 | THE PROFESSIONAL NAPPING CIRCUIT |
| 87752137 | THE SAD SOCIETY |
| 86293330 | WESTERN HUNTER |
| 87713741 | WHATEVER LIFE |
| 87214038 | YEAR OF THE LAND |
| 86819065 | YOGA AS MEDICINE |
| 87330354 | YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 90622681 | ALL PRAISE DUE |
| 98064236 | AMERICA THE BOUNTIFUL |
| 98172606 | AMERICA’S GREAT |
| 98177849 | ATLANTA IS NOT A REAL PLACE |
| 98477733 | BALLER UNIVERSITY |
| 98183462 | BE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND |
| 98180207 | CARB SLUT |
| 98183888 | DOGS ARE MY SELF CARE |
| 98154449 | ENJOY THE HERBS OF YOUR LABOR |
| 98184339 | FAITH CALLS ME MAMA |
| 98384726 | FOR THE GOOD |
| 98184221 | GET YER HAND OUTTA MY PANTS |
| 98185675 | GOD, GRACE, AND GRIT |
| 97621675 | GRIP YOUR POTENTIAL |
| 98184368 | HOLY SPRITZ |
| 98450252 | I AM HELD |
| 98068107 | LIKE..? |
| 98169612 | LISTEN TO THE MUSIC |
| 98101358 | LIVE LAUGH LOG OFF |
| 97544700 | LOW ON STRESS, HIGH ON SOLUTIONS |
| 98170499 | MY LIFE IS INTERESTING! MY LIFE IS INSPIRATIONAL! |
| 98181705 | NO ONE BETTER |
| 98191387 | NOT AGGRESSIVE. POWERFUL |
| 98177689 | PARTY LIKE A POP STAR |
| 98183892 | PROPER PRINCESS |
| 98175993 | PROSECCO |
| 98091400 | SALTWATER SHAMAN |
| 98184881 | SASSY & SHAMELESS |
| 98004248 | SECOND UNIT |
| 98169595 | SUSPEND BELIEF |
| 98185233 | THE ADIRONDACKS…..SO MUCH MORE THAN A CHAIR |
| 98174325 | THE LITTLE HUNTRESS |
| 98188828 | UNRIVALED JOY |
| 98190621 | WHAT’S YOUR PLAYGROUND? |
| 98168830 | WHITE WEDNESDAY |
| 98413013 | WORDS ARE HARD |
| 98169576 | WTF (WOMEN THAT FLOURISH) |
| 98450264 | YOU ARE HELD |
| 98057010 | YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOU BELIEVE AND MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU THINK |
| 98193385 | YOU ARE THE MOVEMENT |
| 98068119 | YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELIN U? |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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