This week’s list was compiled while listening to Music to Refine To, an 8-hour collab between Severance and ODESZA.
Numbers for the week: In class 025, there were 578 newly registered text marks, 252 previously registered text marks were cancelled, and 162 applications were abandoned before they crossed the finish line!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98660019 | ACCOMPLICE | |
| 90370040 | AMONG US | But you weren’t using this anyway, right? |
| 98354940 | ASK ME ABOUT MY PODCAST | As with vegans, You don’t have to ask. They’ll just tell you. 😆 |
| 90709473 | BE LOVE | |
| 98732797 | BEACH FIEND | Same owner: this, KAYAK FIEND, KAYAKING, and LAKE FIEND. And yes, this specimen is totes ornamental. |
| 98114633 | BEACH WEEK | |
| 98315815 | CACTUS MAN | In other words, he’s a prick? |
| 98550124 | CHECKERS | |
| 88342008 | CHERRY LIFE | I wouldn’t center my life around Bing cherries. Rainier cherries, on the other hand… |
| 98232648 | CREW OF COOL KIDS | I wish that I could be like the cool kids. |
| 97813657 | DO YOU SEE ME? | |
| 97773688 | EMPOWERED WOMEN. CONQUER THE WORLD. | |
| 88867189 | FAITH NOT FEAR | I feel like I see this and “faith over fear” all over the place. |
| 98507292 | FOR THE LOVE | Whyyyy is every specimen I look at today totally ornamental? It’s just text on a sweatshirt! |
| 97877482 | GO HARD EVERYDAY | [sic] – as one word, “everyday” means “ordinary.” If you mean happening every day, it’s two words. |
| 97613266 | GOOD DIFFERENT | |
| 98317939 | GREATNESS IS A HABIT, NOT A HUSTLE! | |
| 98397464 | HIGHLY LEGAL HERBS | I’m sure they don’t mean parsley or thyme or basil. |
| 97914555 | I LOVE SNEAKERS | |
| 98828291 | KAYAK FIEND | |
| 98828208 | KAYAKING | I’ve been canoeing, but I’ve never been kayaking. |
| 98828917 | LAKE FIEND | |
| 97237003 | LIVE WILD | |
| 98695651 | MAD SCIENTIST | Every single specimen shows the text as MAD SCIENTIST BBQ, but this still made it through. [eyeroll] |
| 98456094 | MASCULINE MOM | |
| 98147847 | MY BODY YOUR CHOICE | WHAAT? Gross phrase. Also, ornamental specimen. |
| 98323921 | NEVER KNOCKED OUT | |
| 98189880 | PEOPLE AINT SHIT | If you want to see a logo of a dog taking a dump, this is your chance. |
| 97535069 | PERFECTLY QUEER | |
| 98101004 | POLY LIFE | |
| 98367750 | RIDING THE WAVES WITH JESUS | And when there were only 2 feet on the surfboard, that was when Jesus was carrying me. |
| 88272248 | ROCKETMAN | Same owner also owns ELTON JOHN in several classes. |
| 98418558 | SAY HOWDY, STAY ROWDY | |
| 98566289 | SMILE NOW SMILE LATER | So, just smile all the time? Pass, thanks. |
| 97457993 | SOUTHERN SASSY | |
| 98426184 | TALK HOLY TO ME | Uhh … okay. “I will spread dung upon your faces!” |
| 98560577 | TAN AND SALTY | |
| 98550043 | THERE IS NO HEALTHCARE WITHOUT NURSES | TRUTH! Nurses are awesome. |
| 98490083 | THIS AIN’T TEXAS | I’ve driven across Texas. Always happy to be where Texas is not. |
| 98557255 | UNAPOLOGETICALLY HOLY |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
Only 5 total this week, and none of them felt particularly concerning.
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
It’s time for America’s favorite game show: GUESS! THOSE! LETTERS!
Each one of these marks is more than one letter. But can you guess what those letters are? Answers are near the bottom of the post!
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87378215 | ARTIST UNKNOWN |
| 87516557 | BE THE WONDERING |
| 87742557 | BILLIONAIRE SUCCESSOR |
| 76226917 | CAN WE FIX IT? |
| 87562881 | CHURCH LIFE MATTERS |
| 87692067 | COURTSHIP |
| 85751901 | DERAILLEUR |
| 87483931 | DREAM KIDS |
| 85951999 | EVERY DAY IS GAME DAY. PREPARE FOR IT. FUEL FOR IT. TRAIN FOR IT. REST FOR IT. |
| 87735513 | FOLLOW THE MAGENTA LINE |
| 87729054 | FROZEN FOLK |
| 87727959 | GIRLS CHRONICALLY ROCK |
| 77648042 | GO FREE |
| 87353879 | GREEDY GENIUS |
| 87473099 | HANDSOME SINCE BIRTH |
| 87513821 | HEAL-A-BOO-BOO |
| 86614314 | HOCKEY LIFESTYLE |
| 86145772 | I DON’T SWEAT, I SPARKLE [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87567690 | I STILL CAN GO |
| 87736686 | INTERNATIONAL LIFE |
| 86521662 | JUST BE AWESOME |
| 85881123 | JUST KEEP MOVING FORWARD |
| 87734314 | JUSTCARE |
| 87592036 | LIVE FREE VOTE RIGHT |
| 87638613 | LIVING THE POND LIFE |
| 87489200 | LOVE OR DIE |
| 86032660 | LOVE WEST COAST |
| 87495516 | MARKET COMMON LIFE |
| 87479498 | OVERPOWERED |
| 85384306 | SEXY LEVEL ON HIGH |
| 85838480 | SUIT & TIE |
| 78237909 | SWOLLEN FEET |
| 86907504 | UNINTENTIONALLY BOUGIE [removed from spreadsheet] |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97836555 | & THAT 2 |
| 97836543 | & THAT TOO |
| 97836552 | & THIS 2 |
| 98133761 | ALWAYS BE GOLFING |
| 98354119 | ASCENDING GODDESS |
| 98137942 | AUTHENTIC OUTLAW |
| 98137661 | AWESOME SAUCE |
| 98250229 | BASEBALL LIVES MATTER |
| 98250220 | BASKETBALL LIVES MATTER |
| 98106382 | BATTLE DOME |
| 98130216 | CAN’T BE HUNGOVER IS YOU’RE STILL DRUNK [sic] |
| 97305597 | COLOR |
| 98414624 | DARE TO BE WEED FREE |
| 98136558 | DO AS REQUIRED TODAY |
| 98137348 | DOGS, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS |
| 97524456 | DOPEST |
| 98121225 | FAMOUS ENOUGH |
| 98250202 | FOOTBALL LIVES MATTER |
| 97614946 | GET A GRIP |
| 98131690 | GOD SINNERS & OUTLAWS |
| 98129847 | GOD’S VIP |
| 98130316 | HAMMERED AND HIGH |
| 98224410 | I EAT MY LOSSES FOR BREAKFAST |
| 98865761 | JUST A LITTLE GRITTY |
| 98128952 | KEEP THAT BS OVER THERE |
| 98250170 | LACROSSE LIVES MATTER |
| 98118294 | LIVE 24/7/365 |
| 97700607 | LUMON |
| 98135822 | MY TWO TIRED LIFE |
| 98138339 | NO FOOLERY |
| 98103400 | NURTURED CHILD |
| 97765303 | ONE MORE GAME |
| 98289885 | POTTERS FIELD |
| 98120157 | PROTECT THE PASSION |
| 98131829 | REAL SAILORS STAND UP TO SAIL |
| 97485810 | SCOUT HUNT EAT |
| 98355494 | SEXYGODDESS |
| 98250159 | SOCCER LIVES MATTER |
| 98073625 | TAKE CARE OF YO’ KITCHEN |
| 98117392 | TECH DEPT. |
| 98097933 | THE X LIFE |
| 98620421 | TOWER BOSS |
| 98136948 | WIDE ASS OPEN |
| 98133861 | WILLING TO SUFFER |
| 97745606 | WOLF IN SHEEP CLOTHING |
| 98071924 | WOMP WOMP |
| 98135979 | YEESH |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
GUESS! THOSE! LETTERS! Answers from left to right: UB, JJU, and ZW!
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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