Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 486 newly registered text marks; a measly 59 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 165 applications were abandoned before they made it to the finish line!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98770188 | ADMIT IT I’M SMART YOUR NOT | Even if it’s true, it isn’t classy to be a bully about it. |
| 98279542 | ALPHA CHARLIE | I used to know the full NATO alphabet. Did you know they actually spell it “Alfa”? |
| 97615119 | B!ATCH | |
| 88871242 | BABE GANG | Same owner for these two “babe” marks. |
| 88821024 | BABE HOOD | Though both marks are pretty much unfindable online. |
| 98208831 | BLACK GIRL SEASON | |
| 98784013 | BREAK FROM THE GRIND | Yes, please do! Take a break from the hustle as well. |
| 98776677 | CAT SHERIFF | This could be a fun mark! But it’s just generic bucket hats from an individual in China. |
| 98119507 | CHOOSE OUTSIDE. | I’m more of an indoor cat, thanks. |
| 97148489 | CLOTHING OPTIONAL | I’m more of a clothing required type, thanks. |
| 98715693 | COFFEEZILLA | |
| 98063765 | CRAFT BEER GIRLS | No events scheduled, no blog posts for 1.5 years. It’s so weird how many companies seem to cease activity between application and registration. |
| 98246119 | DANCE DAD | A podcast from a co-creator of Dance Moms. Because everyone has a podcast now! |
| 97268204 | FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS | The fact that this is owned by Ben Shapiro is hilarious to me. |
| 98620629 | FOR THE ANIMALS | |
| 97141596 | FRESH CUT GRASS | One of the finest smells in the world! |
| 98339766 | HIDDEN POTENTIAL | |
| 98635918 | HUG YOUR DADDY | If, y’know, you’re on good terms with them. |
| 98672784 | HUG YOUR MOMMY | And if they’re nearby. And still with us. |
| 98770214 | I CAN’T I HAVE PLANS WITH BIGFOOT | Same owner as the I’M SMART YOU’RE NOT mark, and same utterly crap specimen style. |
| 98692094 | ISLAND MADE | |
| 98822493 | KINDNESS IS NOW TRENDING | Hopefully the algorithm will push it to everyone! |
| 98761582 | LETS TALK FACTS | Yes, facts. The ones that don’t care about your feelings. |
| 88843242 | LOVE MY MAMA | |
| 98837470 | MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN | The shop used for the specimens is now empty of products. Out of business, or some sort of grift? |
| 98800308 | PINK VELVET | You can, of course, still make clothing out of pink velvet and advertise it as such. |
| 98128708 | RAISING MAMA | What they’ve done to the G in the logo is a crime against typography. |
| 97916964 | RIPPED SANTA | Yes, it’s a guy. He’s very much … not physically my type. |
| 98508900 | SALTY HAIR DON’T CARE | Alert! I see this used all over the place. |
| 98793435 | SAY WHEN | |
| 98220650 | SPEAK JESUS | This feels more like a command you’re giving your dog named Jesus. ☹️ |
| 98558475 | STRONG AS A MOTHER | Alert! I see this used all over the place. |
| 98822889 | SUPER GENIUS | I want this shirt to go up against the I’M SMART YOU’RE NOT one. |
| 88688621 | THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES | Foreign registration from Canada, so sadly, there’s no specimen. |
| 97136149 | THE THREE MUSKETEERS | I have no idea what to make of this website. Lots of cruddy AI, most links don’t work. |
| 98705927 | UNKNOWN CALLER | A dream pop lofi band from New York. |
| 97563253 | YOU CAN’T BEAT OUR MEAT | A classy slogan that’s been around for decades. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 97639890 | SOUVENIR SHIRT | What a surprise that this had to go Supplemental! |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
This week, I want to remind you that if a mark is stylized text — if it’s a type 3 (stylized text + illustration) or type 5 (stylized text, no illustration), then the registration only covers the text in that stylized format. This week, two different marks with the text BB were registered; the first B is even backward in both of them! Yet they can both coexist. So when you see something like the third item here, the COOL LIKE MY DAD trademark, know that you can still use that phrase in an ornamental fashion on the front of a shirt or a mug or whatever, as long as it’s not styled in a confusingly similar way.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 85302003 | BASKETBALL IS MY WEAPON *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87906330 | BIRDIES & EAGLES |
| 79220135 | DIVERSITY IS MY RELIGION |
| 85302021 | GOLF IS MY WEAPON *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 85302000 | HOCKEY IS MY WEAPON *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 85302011 | MY BOARD IS MY WEAPON |
| 85300795 | RACING IS IN MY BLOOD |
| 79207424 | SHADOW GAMES |
| 85792053 | SO SLIMMING |
| 85302016 | SOCCER IS MY WEAPON *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86102474 | TREASURES |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97880655 | ANGRY GINGER |
| 97500586 | ANTI MIDS CLUB |
| 90793922 | BIG GAME ENERGY |
| 97767516 | BOATMAN |
| 90742217 | CLOTHES YOU LOVE TO WEAR |
| 97904860 | CUT & PASTE |
| 88742597 | DOING IT FOR MY FAMILY |
| 98483943 | GENTRIFIED HUSTLER |
| 90390596 | GOOD YOGI |
| 98071486 | HERE FOR GOD, THERE FOR YOU |
| 97657469 | HERE FOR THE ADVENTURE. |
| 98639205 | HUNGOVER |
| 97884721 | I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN, I AM A DRAMA GODDESS |
| 98356745 | I MISS YOU WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP BEFORE ME |
| 98360535 | I’M NOT OK/WITHOUT JESUS |
| 97232122 | IF YOU KNOW; YOU KNOW |
| 98136768 | IN MY AUNTIE ERA |
| 98152769 | IN MY BRIDE ERA |
| 98359201 | LIGHT BEER MADE RIGHT |
| 97351329 | LIVE FREE AND HIGH |
| 98353090 | MAKE FRENCHIES GREAT AGAIN |
| 97625501 | ONE SCOOP ONLY |
| 98353187 | PLAY COMFORTABLY |
| 98340941 | SNATCH MAMA |
| 97871897 | TASTES BETTER HERE |
| 97571991 | THE SYSTEM |
| 97190391 | WEIRDO GANG |
| 97929588 | WELL PLAYED LIFE |
| 98360449 | WHO DO YOU FOLLOW/JESUS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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