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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 17 June 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 486 newly registered text marks; a measly 59 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 165 applications were abandoned before they made it to the finish line!

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

 

98770188ADMIT IT I’M SMART YOUR NOTEven if it’s true, it isn’t classy to be a bully about it.
98279542ALPHA CHARLIEI used to know the full NATO alphabet. Did you know they actually spell it “Alfa”?
97615119B!ATCH
88871242BABE GANGSame owner for these two “babe” marks.
88821024BABE HOODThough both marks are pretty much unfindable online.
98208831BLACK GIRL SEASON
98784013BREAK FROM THE GRINDYes, please do! Take a break from the hustle as well.
98776677CAT SHERIFFThis could be a fun mark! But it’s just generic bucket hats from an individual in China.
98119507CHOOSE OUTSIDE.I’m more of an indoor cat, thanks.
97148489CLOTHING OPTIONALI’m more of a clothing required type, thanks.
98715693COFFEEZILLA
98063765CRAFT BEER GIRLSNo events scheduled, no blog posts for 1.5 years. It’s so weird how many companies seem to cease activity between application and registration.
98246119DANCE DADA podcast from a co-creator of Dance Moms. Because everyone has a podcast now!
97268204FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGSThe fact that this is owned by Ben Shapiro is hilarious to me.
98620629FOR THE ANIMALS
97141596FRESH CUT GRASSOne of the finest smells in the world!
98339766HIDDEN POTENTIAL
98635918HUG YOUR DADDYIf, y’know, you’re on good terms with them.
98672784HUG YOUR MOMMYAnd if they’re nearby. And still with us.
98770214I CAN’T I HAVE PLANS WITH BIGFOOTSame owner as the I’M SMART YOU’RE NOT mark, and same utterly crap specimen style.
98692094ISLAND MADE
98822493KINDNESS IS NOW TRENDINGHopefully the algorithm will push it to everyone!
98761582LETS TALK FACTSYes, facts. The ones that don’t care about your feelings.
88843242LOVE MY MAMA
98837470MAKE MARS GREAT AGAINThe shop used for the specimens is now empty of products. Out of business, or some sort of grift?
98800308PINK VELVETYou can, of course, still make clothing out of pink velvet and advertise it as such.
98128708RAISING MAMAWhat they’ve done to the G in the logo is a crime against typography.
97916964RIPPED SANTAYes, it’s a guy. He’s very much … not physically my type.
98508900SALTY HAIR DON’T CAREAlert! I see this used all over the place.
98793435SAY WHEN
98220650SPEAK JESUSThis feels more like a command you’re giving your dog named Jesus. ☹️
98558475STRONG AS A MOTHERAlert! I see this used all over the place.
98822889SUPER GENIUSI want this shirt to go up against the I’M SMART YOU’RE NOT one.
88688621THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIESForeign registration from Canada, so sadly, there’s no specimen.
97136149THE THREE MUSKETEERSI have no idea what to make of this website. Lots of cruddy AI, most links don’t work.
98705927UNKNOWN CALLERA dream pop lofi band from New York.
97563253YOU CAN’T BEAT OUR MEATA classy slogan that’s been around for decades.

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

97639890SOUVENIR SHIRTWhat a surprise that this had to go Supplemental!

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

This week, I want to remind you that if a mark is stylized text — if it’s a type 3 (stylized text + illustration) or type 5 (stylized text, no illustration), then the registration only covers the text in that stylized format. This week, two different marks with the text BB were registered; the first B is even backward in both of them! Yet they can both coexist. So when you see something like the third item here, the COOL LIKE MY DAD trademark, know that you can still use that phrase in an ornamental fashion on the front of a shirt or a mug or whatever, as long as it’s not styled in a confusingly similar way.

BB illustrated markBB illustrated markCool like my dad illustrated mark

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

85302003BASKETBALL IS MY WEAPON     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87906330BIRDIES & EAGLES
79220135DIVERSITY IS MY RELIGION
85302021GOLF IS MY WEAPON     *[removed from spreadsheet]
85302000HOCKEY IS MY WEAPON     *[removed from spreadsheet]
85302011MY BOARD IS MY WEAPON
85300795RACING IS IN MY BLOOD
79207424SHADOW GAMES
85792053SO SLIMMING
85302016SOCCER IS MY WEAPON     *[removed from spreadsheet]
86102474TREASURES

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

97880655ANGRY GINGER
97500586ANTI MIDS CLUB
90793922BIG GAME ENERGY
97767516BOATMAN
90742217CLOTHES YOU LOVE TO WEAR
97904860CUT & PASTE
88742597DOING IT FOR MY FAMILY
98483943GENTRIFIED HUSTLER
90390596GOOD YOGI
98071486HERE FOR GOD, THERE FOR YOU
97657469HERE FOR THE ADVENTURE.
98639205HUNGOVER
97884721I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN, I AM A DRAMA GODDESS
98356745I MISS YOU WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP BEFORE ME
98360535I’M NOT OK/WITHOUT JESUS
97232122IF YOU KNOW; YOU KNOW
98136768IN MY AUNTIE ERA
98152769IN MY BRIDE ERA
98359201LIGHT BEER MADE RIGHT
97351329LIVE FREE AND HIGH
98353090MAKE FRENCHIES GREAT AGAIN
97625501ONE SCOOP ONLY
98353187PLAY COMFORTABLY
98340941SNATCH MAMA
97871897TASTES BETTER HERE
97571991THE SYSTEM
97190391WEIRDO GANG
97929588WELL PLAYED LIFE
98360449WHO DO YOU FOLLOW/JESUS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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