Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 456 freshly registered text trademarks; a massive 509 fully cancelled text marks; and 215 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97491476 | BEES & STINGERS | This specimen shirt looks like the worst kind of slippery polyester. |
| 98145620 | BOUJIE KIDZ | I’m tired of the whole “bougie” thing. Can we be done yet? |
| 98541034 | CHILLEST GAMER | Rare. So many gamers seem to have no chill whatsoever. |
| 99095036 | COMMON MAN COUNTRY CLUB | Good ol’ Barstool Sports, they just keep registering stuff. |
| 98854264 | CROWS BEFORE BROS | This owner is apparently going on a takedown spree! |
| 98236034 | FREEDOM IS PRICELESS | |
| 98691422 | GANGSTER COWBOY | I kind of want to see what kind of outfit a gangster cowboy would wear. |
| 90125162 | HAVE A GOOD DAY, BUT IF YOU CAN’T, DON’T YOU DARE GO MESSING UP NOBODY ELSE’S | |
| 97403594 | HOMECOMING 250 | This is a Navy/Marines 250th anniversary thing. |
| 98211565 | HOT GARBAGE | Weird flex to wear on a shirt, but ok. |
| 98272396 | I MUST BE HIGH AGAIN | |
| 98712921 | I’D FISH THAT | For some reason, this reminds me of the McDonald’s “I’d Hit It” ads. |
| 98408653 | MERRY & BRIGHT | Goods: pajamas. Owner: PetSmart. (They have 17 other registrations in various classes for this phrase.) |
| 90769702 | MIDSUMMER | 4 years since application, over 3 years since publication. They just kept extending. |
| 98598068 | MODERN VILLAIN | Interesting mark, but a boring blackletter logo. |
| 88850928 | NERD SHIRTS | |
| 97338514 | OILERS | For throwback Houston Oilers merch. (They became the Tennessee Titans in the ’90s.) |
| 98799437 | SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIRE | Poetry quote from Butterflies Rising. |
| 98813777 | SPECIALGUEST | |
| 97041617 | STREAM LIFE | I think this is fishing, not live-streaming. |
| 98266866 | TEAM SASSY | As usual with specimens submitted after publication, they’re all ornamental. Goods list is one thing: “Clothing for wear in wrestling games”. |
| 97852874 | UNLEASH YOUR ABILITIES | Already have. My superpower is Recreational Spreadsheet Creation. |
| 98220375 | WATER LIFE | The actual brand appears to be “White Water.” |
| 98812676 | YOU. ARE. WORTHY. | Treat this phrase like the periods aren’t there. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98766053 | SEPARATE POUCHES | I’m guessing one for the twig and one for the berries? |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
This one for Dachstein Woolwear jumped out at me as a cautionary tale to graphic designers and logo designers. When a font includes swashy alternate letters, please, for all that’s holy, don’t use every single one available. They’re meant to be seasoning, not the whole dish! Plus, they’re usually kerned in order to work with the base letters, not really with each other.

PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86396063 | “YOU DON’T HAVE TO PLAY A SPORT TO BE AN ATHLETE!” |
| 87658998 | 12 LAYS OF CHRISTMAS |
| 87919011 | 1688 REVOLUTION |
| 87931839 | ALL 19 HOLES |
| 87902110 | ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ANIMALS |
| 87689644 | ALMIGHTY DOLLAR |
| 87902496 | AMERICAN BALLER |
| 87671448 | AMERICAN FARMER PROUD TO BE BOTH |
| 76365772 | BABY FLY |
| 85302037 | BASEBALL IS MY WEAPON |
| 87415731 | BASEBALL READY |
| 87768794 | BASEBALL TRUTH |
| 87049670 | BEAUTIFUL BALLER (S) |
| 74368037 | BUILT FOR LIFE |
| 87466968 | CARROT SOCKS |
| 88037871 | CHANGE MY MIND |
| 87685889 | CONSCIOUS LOVER |
| 87022046 | DADCHELOR |
| 87740390 | DADDY IS JUST COOL, NOT FOOL. |
| 87738402 | DANK YOU |
| 87650032 | ESTADOS UNIDOS ES MI VIDA |
| 87393604 | FATHER STRONG |
| 85566647 | FIZZ IS THE SHIZ |
| 85302049 | FOOTBALL IS MY WEAPON |
| 87365411 | FREEDOM OF PEACH |
| 87606995 | GAMING WITH BENEFITS |
| 87925068 | GOD HAS MORE. |
| 87684732 | GOD MONEY POWER |
| 87647651 | GRANDMA FABULOUS |
| 87659087 | HAPPY BIRTHLAY |
| 87659152 | HAPPY VALENTINE’S LAY |
| 87406051 | HOODIE LIFE |
| 87929526 | I AM THE SALT |
| 87671790 | I LOVE GRASS |
| 87740458 | I’M NOT GOOD LOOKING I’M GOOD LICKING |
| 87766955 | IN GOD WE TRUST IN JESUS WE LOVE |
| 87356109 | IT’S OK! ASK GOD! |
| 86827427 | LEARN TO LIVE |
| 87977249 | LET THE FUN BEGIN |
| 87869692 | LITTLE PAJAMAS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87395280 | LIVE CONFIDENT. DREAM BIG. |
| 87449438 | LIVE WELL DIE WELL |
| 87954428 | MADE FOR LOVE |
| 87388561 | MINDSET IS EVERYTHING *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87740360 | MOM DOESN’T HATE YOU MOM RAISES YOU |
| 87409471 | MOVE. BREATHE. GROW. |
| 87915903 | NATIVE PEOPLE |
| 87699060 | OUT 2 LUNCH |
| 87112415 | QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN |
| 87582214 | REEL MONSTER |
| 85302031 | RUNNING IS MY WEAPON |
| 87388594 | SAVED BY THE WILD |
| 87452879 | SHARP GRRL |
| 87095000 | SHOW ME DON’T TELL ME |
| 85302027 | SPEED IS MY WEAPON |
| 87896745 | SPIFFY CUSTOM GIFTS |
| 87895458 | STARTUPLIFE |
| 85302042 | STRENGTH IS MY WEAPON |
| 88025438 | STRONGER THAN THE STRUGGLE |
| 87553161 | TAKE COVER |
| 87916644 | TEAMWORK |
| 97320653 | TEE HUGGER |
| 86559671 | THOU SHALT GRIND |
| 87678304 | TODO BIEN |
| 87507660 | UNDERCOVER MILLIONAIRE |
| 85926999 | USA STRONG *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87925322 | WE RISE WITH A PURPOSE |
| 87126355 | WELCOME WINTER |
| 87926071 | WILD IS CALLING |
| 86407370 | WORK PRO |
| 87740409 | YOUR SALIVA IS DELICIOUS, HOW’S MINE? |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97151475 | .GOD |
| 86771267 | ABSOLUTE CANADA |
| 90763014 | AUSTIN AF |
| 97674163 | BERRY FOCUSED |
| 98422182 | BIBLE FIT |
| 98428274 | BIG KITTEN |
| 98442320 | BORN RAD. |
| 98102660 | CAN’T SHIP THIS |
| 98436272 | CHEERS YOUR MOTHER FIRST |
| 98406181 | CROWN OF THORNS |
| 98067256 | DO, DON’T ASK |
| 98415376 | DREAMS CHANGE |
| 98527390 | EVERYDAY SAINT |
| 98443063 | FAITH OVERCOMES FEAR |
| 98294511 | HARD HAT NATION |
| 98424096 | HONEST BOGEY |
| 98591881 | I LOVE YOU AND I BELIEVE IN YOU |
| 98359760 | IF YOU’RE NOT ROPING YOU’RE NOT WINNING |
| 98442648 | IT’S ALL ABOUT THE DIRT |
| 98442264 | IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE |
| 98440385 | JUST A LITTLE HIGHER |
| 98221087 | LOVE & RAINBOWS |
| 98129344 | LOVE YOURSELF. TRUST YOURSELF. BE YOURSELF. |
| 98446747 | LOYAL DAWG |
| 98105717 | LUNCHBOX |
| 98429910 | MAY THE AXE BE WITH YOU |
| 97245969 | NEVER STOP HER |
| 98436133 | SMELL GOOD TASTE GOOD |
| 97052539 | SWEAT MONSTER |
| 98445504 | THIS IS THE LIFE |
| 98437554 | TOO DUMB, PURE SCUM |
| 98523172 | TOTAL COMFORT |
| 98421069 | TRUTH OVER CHAOS |
| 97696610 | UNGUARDED |
| 98390569 | VINTAGE BADDIE |
| 98403287 | WHERE I WANNA BE |
| 98436872 | WOMEN’S SPACE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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