Numbers for the week: Class 025 had 461 new registered text marks; 57 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 144 applications were abandoned before they reached the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 90539617 | #NERDHERD | Not related to Chuck; owned by a social media influencer gal? |
| 98617709 | ABBREVIATED | |
| 98469385 | AMERICAN RESPONDER | |
| 98805094 | BAKED IN BED | I’m not one for the drugs, but I can bed rot with the best of them! |
| 98625059 | BIG DUCK ENERGY | It’s the name of a fabric pattern. |
| 98641347 | BOOK IT! | |
| 98589354 | DOUBLE HOCKEY STIX | Hockey merch, apparently for “alpha males.” [eyeroll] |
| 98302416 | FREE WEED | I had high hopes for the specimen, but it’s just text on shorts. |
| 97885716 | GOD KEPT ME CLOSE | |
| 97746536 | GYM WIZ | [sic] — I think they meant “whiz”? |
| 98649595 | I AM CAT | I wish! Ours live like friggin’ queens. |
| 98390828 | I LOVE WOMEN’S SPORTS | Just as exciting (and often more so) than men’s sports! |
| 97578000 | KINGS NEVER DIE | Except when they do. And they ALL do, eventually. |
| 98145486 | LIFE IS UNFAIR | TRUTH |
| 97979504 | LOCAL EUROPEAN | |
| 98478803 | MADE GIRL | Isn’t a “made man” a mafia guy who’s killed someone? |
| 98478465 | MORE THAN FRIENDS | |
| 98668505 | MUSIC MAKES ME HAPPY | TRUTH also! |
| 97778623 | NUTS IS THE NEW NORMAL | |
| 97595890 | OPEN FOR TICKLE BUSINESS | Tickling is a form of torture. |
| 98802803 | ROMANTIC FICTION | A great genre with some very enjoyable reads. |
| 97752313 | SIP STAY PLAY | |
| 97701662 | SPLAT | |
| 98506885 | STRAIGHT OUTTA ALCOHOL | Shocking! The specimen uses the “Straight Outta Compton” format. |
| 90539594 | THE NERD HERD | Same deal as the hashtag version at the top of the list. |
| 98268986 | WIN FAST WIN OFTEN | Or if you’re like me, win slowly and occasionally. |
| 98279784 | WINNERS ARE JUST LOSERS WHO WIN | I … uh … so we’re all losers, no matter what?? |
| 98098795 | YAIN’T LOCAL | [sic] – feels like there should be another apostrophe, but Y’AIN’T feels odd. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98613350 | PLANT WHORE |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
The Premier Lacrosse League has 172 live marks, 113 of which are registered. These 3 join the ranks of the registered, with the rest of the teams’ logos coming shortly, I would presume. The New York team is the “New York Atlas,” which … I don’t get why it’s a bull?
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| Boston Cannons | Maryland Whipsnakes | New York Atlas |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 76528584 | ALWAYS ON THE CUTTING EDGE |
| 76406450 | AMBITION |
| 85981378 | ANGLER & HUNTER |
| 78238063 | CNUT |
| 86212861 | CROSS COUNTRY RUNNERS KICK ASPHALT! |
| 76509517 | DISINFORMATION |
| 86163048 | EAT. SLEEP. KNIT. |
| 78299185 | GANGSTER GATOR |
| 86208779 | GREAT RULER |
| 85812544 | ISLAND SOLE |
| 85586917 | NO SHOES. NO PROBLEM. |
| 85723722 | OUTDOOR LEGENDS |
| 90523340 | QUEEN OF THE CASTLE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 74313196 | TEAM ORCA |
| 78207736 | THINK BLUE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99023753 | BATTING 1000 |
| 98189568 | BOMB PIZZA |
| 90165775 | CAT DEFENDER |
| 90165633 | CAT SECURITY |
| 90165712 | CAT SHIELD |
| 98233095 | CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT THE PRESENCE |
| 98252824 | CONSIDER YOUR POSSIBILITIES |
| 98237711 | COOL AND LAZY |
| 98233862 | DATE HIS DAD |
| 98233638 | DON’T NEED A COACH. DON’T NEED A CHEERLEADER. |
| 98234685 | DON’T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW |
| 98239052 | DREAM OR HUSTLE |
| 98239675 | EVERY STEP MATTERS |
| 98244122 | HEALTHY, FIT & SOBER IS THE NEW HIGH |
| 97569079 | HIGH VIBIN’ IT |
| 98240314 | HOOD FOR GOOD |
| 98220788 | I IDENTIFY AS SOMEONE WHO IS WEARING A MASK |
| 98272115 | IF NOT US, WHO? |
| 98260121 | LAZY DAZE |
| 98238430 | MAGASM |
| 98235340 | MONDAY IS MONEY DAY |
| 90641806 | OFFSHORE HOOKER |
| 98237799 | PALM BREEZE |
| 90241030 | RIP RIGHT |
| 98249160 | STICKY BITCH |
| 98226225 | VACATION VILLA |
| 98312435 | VICARIOUS |
| 97841075 | WAR ON WEIGHTS |
| 98238449 | WE SOUND LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE |
| 98215240 | WEDDING ROYALTY |
| 98238190 | WHEN IN DOUBT DROWN IT OUT |
| 98223103 | YOUR BACKYARD COUNTRY CLUB |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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