Numbers for the week in class 025: 519 newly registered text marks / 213 cancelled text marks / 143 abandoned text marks
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98538934 | 420 LOUNGE | I would never have guessed this origin story for “4:20.” |
| 98716027 | ART DEALER | Why does nobody make baby bodysuits with “fart dealer”? |
| 97599179 | ASL VIBE | |
| 98700162 | BE A LITTLE TOO KIND | Unless it goes too far around the horn and reads as sarcastic. |
| 98177404 | BE FUN | |
| 98067848 | BORN FROM THE SEA | Like a mermaid. Or the mighty kraken. |
| 97925019 | COLA CLUB | I have almost stopped saying “Diet Coke” after 2 years in a land of Coke Zero. |
| 98711509 | DO NOT FEED ALLIGATORS | |
| 90053898 | DOBETTER | |
| 98226185 | DON’T HATE THE PLAYER LEARN THE GAME | I think I can hate players who choose to play bad games! |
| 98706942 | FIRST CLASS QUEEN | I flew first class once, thanks to an upgrade. Niiiice! |
| 98658236 | GIRL, YOU’RE GOOD ENOUGH! | |
| 79398395 | GONG | |
| 90685315 | HOTTIE BOOTCAMP | Sounds painful and grueling. How about a lazy Sunday instead? |
| 98447502 | LAZY SUNDAY | Yeeaaahhh, that’s what I’m talking about. |
| 98714042 | MAD HIPPIE | I now have 15 “hippie” or “hippy” marks on the spreadsheet. Guys, hippies = boomers! |
| 98073491 | MAKES ME LAUGH | |
| 97180485 | MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU | Owner: Lucasfilm. Owned in 016 and 028, adding in 025! |
| 97180553 | MILLENNIUM FALCON | Owner: also Lucasfilm. Also adding 025 to 016, 028, and 041. |
| 97703069 | NIGHT OF CHRISTMAS | Church merch for a stage event that includes … hip-hop dance, acrobats on silks, fire acts, and more? |
| 98700610 | OPEN LATE | |
| 97897303 | PARLAY ALL DAY | Is this a sports betting thing? |
| 79402583 | PEPPER GRINDER | I got a battery-operated grinder this year. One of my favorite kitchen gadgets! |
| 98717911 | PLAYGROUND | |
| 97789957 | POWER UP | |
| 98556546 | POWERED BY FAITH | With some expanded tracking of a script font, barf. |
| 98473270 | PWRD BY COFFEE | I’m more powered by Coke Zero and cheeseburgers. |
| 90496088 | RICH BLACK GIRL | |
| 98595968 | SALTY BY CHOICE | It isn’t a choice. I can’t help being this salty. |
| 98715107 | SCARED TO DEATH | |
| 98473355 | STONER BABES | This was line 420 on the list of the week’s marks. |
| 79390202 | TINY ME | |
| 98696712 | UNITED FARM WORKERS | Sí, se puede! |
| 98705318 | UNLEASH THE FIERCENESS WITHIN! | |
| 88871975 | WET SPOT | Ew. But at least they appear to be an actual brand. |
| 98092549 | YOUR DOG’S HERO | Wait, so am *I* … *your* dog’s hero? |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98612807 | CRYING & TRYING | Trying as in “making an effort,” or as in “annoying”? |
| 98544862 | OHANA OVER EVERYTHING |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
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| First: be aware that most arms of the USA military have intellectual property rights over their names and logos. Here’s the name MARINES and a logo, freshly registered by the U.S. Marine Corps this week. | Second: it’s time for one of my favorite ongoing games in these posts: GUESS! THE! LETTER(S)! Can you figure out what letter(s) this new trademark contains? The answer is down below. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87638737 | #MILFLIFE |
| 87535659 | AM I DREAMING? |
| 87557061 | BE WELL |
| 87831508 | BLESS YOUR GLAM |
| 86526103 | BREAK THE INTERNET |
| 86914639 | CHRONIC ILLNESS, CHRONIC HOPE |
| 87822574 | CIVILIZED REDNECK |
| 87643550 | ELEVATOR MUSIC |
| 87819399 | EVERY. GOOD. THING. |
| 87542173 | FEMNIST |
| 87591665 | GRIND PRETTY |
| 87098480 | HATEWORTHY |
| 87130723 | I AM ME. |
| 87413393 | I’M FINANCIAL |
| 86250004 | JIU JITSU KNOWS |
| 87744086 | LIVE LONGER |
| 87562083 | LOCAL SHMOCAL |
| 87778338 | MELANIN IS DOPE |
| 87817755 | MELI·NATION |
| 87611439 | NERD UP |
| 87817239 | NOVICE ADULT |
| 86015492 | ORIGINAL SPEC |
| 87580357 | RICH NERD |
| 87324449 | RIDE THE LINE |
| 87479302 | SAY IT WITH FLOWERS |
| 87404771 | STILL THEY PERSIST |
| 87577608 | STONER QUEEN |
| 87563512 | THE LAZY LIFE |
| 85911938 | TI:ME |
| 87598934 | TO LIVE AND DINE |
| 87391200 | TROPHY GAY |
| 87733800 | UNCOMFEE TEES |
| 87586208 | WE ARE IN MOTION |
| 87355997 | WILD FOR OREGON |
| 86750016 | WORKING ON ME! |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98296578 | 717 |
| 97897576 | 1978INC. |
| 98300264 | ALL-PRO ROE |
| 98302020 | AMERICA IS TIGHT |
| 98090577 | BLACK LUMBERJACK |
| 98453450 | BOULDER ROCKS |
| 97883669 | CALIBORNIAN |
| 98299961 | CHEAT ON YOUR GIRL NOT YOUR BARBER. |
| 98304052 | COUCH CANDY |
| 98305178 | COZY CULTURE CLUB |
| 97605685 | DON’T CHEAT YOURSELF |
| 98303316 | EVERYDAY IS DAY ONE ON VACATION |
| 98309981 | FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE |
| 98270100 | FRUITS OF MY LABOR |
| 97839646 | GOD LOVES ART |
| 98377869 | GYM DEPT. |
| 98677547 | HE MISSED |
| 98229377 | I AM, YOU ARE, WE ARE, WORTHY |
| 98283364 | IN JESUS NAME |
| 98152773 | IN MY ENGAGED ERA |
| 98152776 | IN MY TEACHER ERA |
| 97878825 | KNOW WHO YOUR SAVIOR IS |
| 98304426 | LOCALS WE TRUST |
| 98282121 | LOVE > SELF |
| 98280795 | LUCKY SPERM |
| 98177273 | MACHISMO |
| 98300009 | MEEK TRIBE |
| 98246348 | NUTTY GOLFER |
| 98547658 | PET FRIENDLY CLUB |
| 98264885 | PRAY FOR SUN |
| 98455398 | SKI MARS |
| 98117387 | SPORTS DEPT. |
| 98301329 | TRASHPRENEUR |
| 97121637 | YOUR NOT ALONE. |
GUESS! THE! LETTER(S)! This newly registered trademark is of the letters HS.
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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