This past week in class 025, there were 622 new text marks registered; 268 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 170 applications were abandoned before they made it to home plate!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98627439 | A KID FROM THE VALLEY | |
| 98521584 | ADVENTURE DAD AND DAD’S ADVENTURE BUDDY | Do we think they’re going to go after shirts with either ADVENTURE DAD on them, or DAD’S ADVENTURE BUDDY on them? Quite possibly. |
| 98647096 | ALOHA IS THE ANSWER | |
| 98640576 | BACK IN THE GAME | |
| 97812017 | BEAUTIFUL FEMALE | Uggghhhh I HAAAATE the use of “female” as a noun. |
| 98256838 | BEFORE, DURING & AFTER | |
| 79387405 | ELTON JOHN | If this isn’t Elton John’s own company, they sure own a lot of Elton John marks. |
| 98287207 | EVERYBODY IS A WORK OF ART | Some of us are just a bit … abstract. |
| 90763400 | FIND YOUR VIBE | Then vibe your vibe with vibing vibes! |
| 98068488 | GET ME THE BALL | |
| 98744871 | INTELLIGENT BLACK MEN | Same owner as last week’s SUCCESSFUL BLACK MEN et al. |
| 98745014 | INTELLIGENT BLACK WOMAN | ditto ↑ |
| 98746210 | INTELLIGENT BLACK WOMEN | ditto ↑ |
| 98659789 | JUST SAY NO TO BORING GUITARS | How about a ukulele bass? They’re pretty awesome. |
| 97772513 | LIVE BOTH LIVES | |
| 98592019 | LOVABLE SCAMP | Do you ever think of an adult as a “scamp”? To me, scamps are always kids. |
| 98388730 | ‘MERICAN DUDE | |
| 98397720 | NO BRA CLUB | I’ll never be able to join. I hate being jiggly. |
| 98112621 | SALT OPS | We get a lot of “salt” marks, but this is for ocean lifeguards, so I’ll allow it. |
| 98615704 | SALTWATER HIPPIE | But not this one. I’m going to have to start shouting, “Enough with the salt!” |
| 98487503 | SASSY SATURDAY WHEN A WOMAN TAKES CARE OF HERSELF | |
| 90518751 | SHOOT FOR THE STARS AIM FOR THE MOON | It’s the title of an album, and this registration is over 4 years in the making. |
| 98462805 | SKINNY WATER MAFIA | Is the water skinny? Or is the mafia? |
| 98437626 | SWEET HONEY CHILD | |
| 90856094 | SWORDFISH | |
| 97808686 | TEAMSTERS | Owned by the actual Teamsters. |
| 98625039 | THE MILK CREW | Not surprising, the goods are all clothes for babies and children. |
| 98608361 | THE PELICAN LIFE | |
| 97341300 | UPLIFTING PEOPLE | |
| 97667120 | USS AUGUSTA | These three vessel names are owned by The Department of the Navy. |
| 97667174 | USS CARL M. LEVIN | ditto ↑ |
| 97667153 | USS COOPERSTOWN | ditto ↑ |
| 79393365 | VEGANS FOR LOVE | |
| 98168322 | WE LOVE RAINY DAYS, DON’T WE BABY? | No, we don’t. And don’t call me baby. |
| 98614176 | YOU HATE TO SEE IT | |
| 98635698 | YOUNG LEGEND |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98461463 | JACK & JANET & CHRISSY | These two are owned by DLT Entertainment, who are… |
| 98460874 | THE REGAL BEAGLE | …hopefully the company behind Three’s Company! |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
This DADDY’S LITTLE DUDE stylized text mark looks like someone’s SVG cut file. What a surprise that the owner is an individual in China. Meanwhile, this COOL MOMS CLUB stylized text mark ALSO looks like someone’s SVG cut file. What a surprise that the owner is an individual in Vietnam.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86541352 | … IS THE NEW COOL |
| 86775867 | AABBCCDDEEFFGGHHIIJJKKLLMMNNOOPPQQRRSSTTUUVVWWXXYYZZ |
| 87716073 | ALL-TIME |
| 87872440 | ALWAYS TRUE |
| 87706820 | AMERICAN SEXY |
| 87262747 | BACKYARD BUDS |
| 86361824 | BE MORE HUMAN |
| 87623334 | BEYOND PAR |
| 86118469 | BITCH RELAX |
| 87658453 | BORDER LINE RICH |
| 87760819 | BREAD OVER BED |
| 87250853 | CHÂTELAINE |
| 87758106 | CRABCAKES & CANNABIS |
| 87762080 | CURVY GIRLS POLE |
| 87416781 | DATS JUS ME THO |
| 85780801 | FAITH STANDS AND FEAR RUNS |
| 86984010 | FLAGPOLE |
| 87343597 | GET YOUR CATCH ON |
| 87766587 | HOES MAD |
| 87093562 | HOW WE ROLL |
| 87525991 | IF YOU’VE MET MY MOTHER, I MAKE MORE SENSE. |
| 87465326 | INTERNATIONAL VEGAN |
| 87489100 | IT WON’T LAST |
| 87698299 | LEGACY HUNTRESS |
| 87760578 | LIFE’S SHORT GO SURFING |
| 86050333 | LIL’ SNACKER |
| 87596385 | LIVE GRATEFUL [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87468495 | LIVE HOOKED |
| 87101190 | NEARLY NATIVE |
| 87843061 | NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE U |
| 87668155 | PARTY LIKE IT’S 1988 |
| 87502905 | PUFFRAGETTE |
| 78277913 | RUN FOR YOUR LIFE |
| 86974612 | STRONG IS THE NEW GIRLY |
| 85981352 | SUMMER OF SEVENTY EIGHT |
| 85925055 | SURROUND YOURSELF WITH GOOD MOLECULES |
| 87402613 | TEAM BIG HEART |
| 87801982 | TEQUILA KILLS |
| 86166893 | THE GOOD WEED |
| 87749721 | THE KITCHEN BAE |
| 86818158 | TREAD LIGHTLY |
| 87050771 | WILDEST DREAMS |
| 87762708 | WWYD WHAT WILL YOU DO? |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98155688 | ASK MY MOMMA |
| 98108020 | AVERAGE LIFESTYLE BRAND |
| 98155407 | BIG TEXAS |
| 98181684 | BLUE TEXTS MATTER |
| 98172332 | BOYS HAVE A PENIS, GIRLS HAVE AN AGENDA |
| 98177552 | BUILT FOR THIS SHIT |
| 98163913 | BUNNY CUTE |
| 97672099 | DAILY WOW DEALS |
| 97759332 | ELEVATE YOUR STATE |
| 98132743 | EVERYDAY PATRIOT |
| 98168135 | GRACE HOPE LOVE |
| 97929168 | I LIVE IN A |
| 97929174 | I LIVE IN A VAN |
| 97845998 | IT’S A BROOKLYN THING |
| 98036763 | IT’S A CALIFORNIA THING |
| 97869126 | IT’S A CHICAGO THING |
| 97869130 | IT’S A DALLAS THING |
| 97869118 | IT’S A LOS ANGELES THING |
| 97869137 | IT’S A MIAMI THING |
| 97846002 | IT’S A NEW YORK THING |
| 97908350 | JUST BE GOOFY |
| 98182017 | JUST FOR ALL |
| 97781296 | LEGENDARY DUFFER |
| 97781290 | LET’S GO! |
| 98166344 | MAKE COACHING GREAT AGAIN |
| 98163286 | POSITIVITY IS NEGATIVITY |
| 98177457 | SNOWCONE |
| 98164895 | STOP BUYING STUFF YOU DO NOT NEED WITH MONEY YOU DO NOT HAVE TO IMPRESS PEOPLE YOU DO NOT LIKE |
| 98173972 | SUCK GIRL |
| 98172903 | TEXT GOD |
| 98168158 | WALK SLOW, TALK LESS, SEE MORE. |
| 98602174 | WANT IT, FIGHT IT |
| 98172976 | WE ARE THE PEOPLE |
| 97268189 | WE DIDN’T COME TO BUNT |
| 98171078 | YOU CAN’T BUY HAPPINESS, BUT YOU CAN AND THAT’S PRETTY CLOSE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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