Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 511 newly registered text marks; 252 previously registered text marks were cancelled; and 180 applications died before they made it to the finish line!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98744385 | 2117 | It’s a skiwear brand out of Sweden. |
| 97774763 | BAD SON | Not exactly a confidence-booster to dress your kid in this. |
| 98793216 | BAREFOOT GANG | I could be a member. Love to go shoeless! |
| 98806268 | BASKETBALL IS FUN | |
| 98816976 | BINARY WIZARD | A wizard on computers. Like the wizards in the Magic 2.0 book series! [shameless plug] |
| 98158913 | BITCOIN IS FREEDOM. | First specimen has a dancing naked pig. |
| 97743862 | BOOKS SAVE LIVES | Yesssss. I usually read 50+ books per year. |
| 98559945 | BUILD THINGS THAT LAST | |
| 79408833 | BULBASAUR | Owner: Nintendo. |
| 98631929 | CHESS CLUB | |
| 98214535 | COCK LIFE | Typewriter font, chicken silhouette. Boring! |
| 98759059 | DON’T LET LIFE STEAL YOUR SMILE | Eh, this feels like a lite version of “you’d be prettier if you smiled.” |
| 97383772 | EXPERTS ONLY | |
| 98528837 | FIT FOR A QUEEN | |
| 98790199 | FOOLISH DAUGHTER | Different owner than BAD SON, but a similar vibe! |
| 98573390 | FOOTBALLHER | |
| 98945988 | GOD COMPLEX | To be worn by rich white dudes. |
| 98216258 | HAPPY HETERO | Oh, the straights. Always shoving their sexuality in everyone’s faces. |
| 98813431 | HERE FOR THE BOY | |
| 98618532 | HUNTER’S BEST FRIEND | Slogan for the company Hunt Mutt. With a dog logo who has … seen some things. |
| 98454785 | IN BLONDES WE TRUST | |
| 97846002 | IT’S A NEW YORK THING | |
| 98741213 | IT’S ALWAYS WET IN SEATTLE | Born in Seattle, lived there 35 years. This is truth. |
| 98820715 | KEEP IT SPOOKY | Tagline for the “Monsters Among Us” podcast. |
| 97980003 | LADY WHISTLEDOWN | Owner: Netflix. |
| 98742574 | LEVEL UP | Frequently seen on birthday gear for gamers. Owner is a musical act, I guess? |
| 98227995 | LIVE FAST FISH HARD | |
| 98457194 | LOVE HOPE STRENGTH | Rock music foundation thingy? Bet they’d hate knowing that I grouped their mark in with “live laugh love” stuff. |
| 98783339 | MODERN MUSE | |
| 98798352 | NEVER NOT HIGH | It’s so hard to square up text when there’s a T on the end. |
| 98681815 | NOWHERE TRAVELERS CLUB | |
| 98799595 | PRETTY GIRLS SQUAT | Boring! Specimen is text on a sock. Branding in specimen is actually “Swagy Socks.” |
| 98648681 | REGAIN YOUR POWER | I never lost it to begin with, suckers. |
| 98692522 | RIVER HIPPIES | “Hippies” remain a hot topic. Folks, the hippies are now the boomers! |
| 98420353 | ROAD RAGE | |
| 98856050 | SET | Activewear shop. I’ve tried their site in three browsers; they don’t appear to have a scroll bar on the right! |
| 98035791 | SH*T BALLS. | Holy motherforking shirtballs! |
| 98043977 | SNOWBIRDING | Slogan: “living the best of both.” Feels incomplete. |
| 97235094 | SOUTHERN YANKEE | |
| 97244841 | SPACE COWBOYS | Hanging out with the gangsters of love. |
| 98463769 | SWAMP SLUTS | I expected a bad cartoon logo. I didn’t expect this. |
| 98821251 | TENNIS FUELS LIFE | |
| 98353486 | TWEEN DIVA | Is it even possible to be a diva at age 11-12? |
| 98759964 | UNAPOLOGETICALLY CRUNCHY | |
| 98830408 | VICTORY THROUGH PAIN | How about less pain for 2nd or 3rd place? I’ll take that. |
| 99061370 | WE ARE EVERYWHERE | Creepy! |
| 98322186 | WIRELESS HEADPHONES | Goods: bras and bed jackets. (I feel like bed jackets are historical garments, not a thing people buy these days.) |
| 98800865 | YOUR MOM SHREDS | You’re damned right she does. |
| 97433436 | YOUR WAY IS GOOD, YAHWEH IS BETTER | Help an atheist out. Is Yahweh an ancient god, or a name for the current Judeo-Christian god? Or both? |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 97883195 | BUBBLE BOOTY | |
| 98700150 | SEAMLESSSHAPING | Can I get seamless shaping for my bubble booty? |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Today we’re going to talk about bad font use in stylized text marks.
First, we have MHUIRE, using a cursive font where the tracking has been widened enough to visibly disconnect the letters. I see SO MANY logos where this has happened. For heaven’s sake, expand the text to outlines and adjust the tails so that the letters connect cleanly! This is just lazy design.
On the other side, we have HUAYO, which is using a long-time freeware font called Good Dog (sometimes styled as GoodDog). Freebies like this get a lot of use. Int his case, they’ve sized the lowercase letters down even smaller than normal, and thickened up the H, so that the line weight is visibly mismatched. Then they’ve crammed the “uay” together way too tight.
Two pieces of advice for designers from today’s examples: one, clean up your connections and spacing. Two, you can re-draw letters over the top of free fonts, so that they’re more unique and original for the brand, and so that the line weights are consistent!
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87585225 | ADVENTURE AND JUNK |
| 74453640 | AIRBAG |
| 87978919 | ALL OF US |
| 87674599 | ALWAYS BE CHOKING |
| 86783956 | BEAUTIFUL TOUGH |
| 87600378 | BLUE EYED GIRL |
| 87877011 | CLOSER TO MY DREAMS |
| 87881979 | CURVE FIT |
| 87554481 | DON’T FORGET TO DUCK |
| 87850638 | DONT EAT THE HOMIES |
| 87890894 | FAIR GAME |
| 87880206 | FALL IN LOVE WITH NATURE |
| 87590621 | FOLLOW THE TIDE |
| 87851150 | FOR THE FOLLOWERS OF SUNSHINE |
| 87862847 | FOREVER EXPLORE |
| 87684652 | FRIENDS & FISHING |
| 88029159 | FUN LOOKS GOOD ON EVERYONE |
| 87626791 | GANGSTA NAPPER *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87835662 | GARDEN DIRT |
| 86257134 | GET HIGH WAISTED |
| 87856961 | GIGI MADE ME DO IT |
| 87629669 | GOT GUITAR |
| 86168053 | HAPPY PUPPIES |
| 87554118 | I BRING STYLE TO THE GAME |
| 87610684 | I RIDE FOR HER |
| 87877229 | LET MY JOY REMIND YOU OF YOURS |
| 79225522 | LITTLE LAMB |
| 87480600 | MAKE YOUR OWN TRACKS |
| 87212987 | MARATHON MENTALITY |
| 86689651 | NO RING ON THE FINGER, YOU MUST NOT LINGER! |
| 87868503 | NOT JUST DIFFERENT: BETTER |
| 87687230 | REBELS SAY YES |
| 87375164 | RING YOUR BELL FOR LIBERTY |
| 87888841 | ROLL DIFFERENT |
| 87879667 | ROMANCE DANDY |
| 87851625 | SOPHISTICATED TOMBOY |
| 87869758 | SQUAT LIFE |
| 74463521 | THE REAL ENCHILADA |
| 87733998 | UNICORNS FARTING |
| 86947866 | UNITED WE DANCE |
| 87885266 | WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER |
| 87857140 | YOU ROCK TODAY! |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97051089 | BEAT BY |
| 98338230 | BODY IN GOD |
| 97767710 | BYE SEE YA NEVER |
| 97109082 | CHOOSE ADVENTURE |
| 97874361 | CHOOSE TO DO GOOD |
| 97376533 | CHOOSE. BELIEVE. EXPLORE. |
| 98282026 | COASTAL SOUTHERN |
| 97882227 | CYBER COWBOY |
| 98347393 | DELULU |
| 98377881 | DEPT. GYM |
| 98350431 | DON’T TELL ME, TELL YOUR THERAPIST |
| 97929423 | EMBRACE INK |
| 98037732 | EMBRACE THE INK |
| 98344242 | EVERYTHING MATTERS |
| 97589332 | FARM TO FAM |
| 97367387 | FLORIDA PIRATE CLUB |
| 98334293 | GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND |
| 98333763 | HBCU HYPE |
| 90426337 | HIPE LIFE |
| 98346260 | HUMANS DON’T KILL HUMANS |
| 98349826 | IT’S STUPID NOT TO BE STUPID! |
| 90639497 | ITS CHESS NOT CHECKERS |
| 97925359 | LAMBDA GAMMA BETA |
| 97925365 | LAMBDA GAMMA BETA TAU |
| 98349336 | LONELY LOVE |
| 98339979 | MAKE HATE SHAMEFUL AGAIN |
| 98336886 | MUST BE FRIDAY |
| 97755806 | NEURODIVERSE NINJA |
| 98343565 | NEVER PLEAD GUILY [sic] |
| 98343802 | PIMP POP |
| 98344503 | POLICY TRUMPS PERSONALITY |
| 97398054 | PROBABLY NOTHING |
| 97498706 | PROUD MOM |
| 98270322 | PURPLE HART |
| 98353975 | SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL |
| 97905563 | SIZE SEXY |
| 97060699 | SUPER INTELLIGENT HUMAN |
| 97641282 | THE WOMAN KING |
| 98282393 | ULTRAVIOLENCE |
| 98277655 | WE GOT A GAME TODAY |
| 98347018 | WHISKEY & BRANDY |
| 98596603 | WILL YOU FIGHT FOR MY RIGHTS |
| 98348521 | YOU GOT TO FIND THE FUNNY |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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