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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 08 July 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 454 freshly registered text trademarks; 242 fully cancelled text marks; and 218 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

98797656ALL THINGS MOMMIENot sure why, but I hate this spelling. “Mommy” is correct in my eyes!
98852306APPARENTLY AWESOMEApparently. I guess. Maybe.
90510508CELEBRATE MELooking at the specimens, it’s totally ornamental.
98814174DRUNKEN GENTLEMENFeels like a bit of an oxymoron. 😆
98759511FIND YOUR RYTHM[sic] — it’s a cannabis brand.
98818436FISH PEOPLEKate Bush’s brand. I don’t know that I could pick one of her songs out of a lineup.
97625884FOOT OF THE CROSSNow I’m picturing a cross that ends in a big cartoon foot.
98396227GIFT GIVINGThis feels problematic for titles and tags.
98788350HEAVENLY HAWAIIANI’ve known a few heavenly Hawaiians in my day.
79395220ISTO.Company in Portugal. In Portuguese, this is “THIS.”
98805116LIVE MUSIC SLUTIs “slut” becoming the new “big fan of”? If so, ewwww.
90351458MUTTWeird flex to wear on your shirt, but OK.
98472792MY LIFE BELONGS TO JESUSDinged for an ornamental specimen, so the replacement specimens are … also ornamental.
98152448PICKLE DICK’S LADIES NIGHT PICKLEBALLOrnamental specimens? Shocking!
90560127POT MAMASCan’t decide which concept I loathe more: wine moms or pot moms.
98588439PUT YOUR OXYGEN MASK ON FIRSTGood advice for pretty much any situation.
98099037SAD DAD HARD LIQUORDo these guys become drunken gentlemen?
98529735SAY NO TO THE TOEYep, it’s anti-camel-toe underwear.
98484452SEMIQUINCENTENNIALAKA the 250th anniversary. Someone got an early start to snap this up!
98361661SHIVER ME TIMBERSIt’s a Popeye horror movie. Hooray for the public domain!
90523915TAYLOR’S VERSIONOwned by TAS.
97938179WET BEAVERI had expectations for an amusing cartoon specimen. ☹️
98646643WHITE TRASH SUPERSTARIf you’re going to have an offensive brand, at least don’t have such a boring specimen!

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98228470PICKLEBALL COUNTRY CLUB
98140998PROFESSIONAL WOMEN’S HOCKEY LEAGUE

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

A couple of different items today. On the left is an entry in everyone’s favorite game show, WHAT! LETTERS! ARE! THEY!  (As usual, the answer is down at the bottom of the post. You’ll never figure this one out.)

On the right is an example of a text mark that you need to look out for. It’s the word “FUCKERY.” with a period, stylized in all lowercase in what appears to be Source Serif 4, possibly the medium weight. You can absolutely use the word FUCKERY in an ornamental fashion on a garment, but be sure that it isn’t stylized in a way that’s confusingly similar to this; that means you likely can’t use any serif or slab serif font.

Mystery character(s)Registered trademark "fuckery" in Source Serif font.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87905068;UST BREATHE     *[removed from spreadsheet]
88069896AFTER DARK
86025330ASK MORE GET MORE
87902427BEER GUNS AND GEAR
87766905BETTER LOVE LOST IN TENNIS THAN LOST LOVE IN LIFE
85767911BIG FACE
87903160BUILD YOUR EMPIRE
87715780C-DIFF HAPPENS…
87905590CHOMP HARDER
87572831CLASSICS NEVER DIE
87734802COOL BEARD
76535386COUNT ON IT
87767011DON’T LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE YOUR DOG
87905721EARN YOUR DONUTS
86009803ENJOYING INSANITY
85547832FINISH AT THE 50
87875359FLOORBALL GURU
86132645FREE STATE
87575058GO OUTSIDE. PLAY. REPEAT.
86555376GOD FAITH FAMILY
87912723HAPPY WITH DADDY
87641957HIGH TOLERANCE
87241664HOMETOWN BABY
86948592HOPE YOU CAN SWIM
75887791IT’S ONLY TEMPORARY
88003881JOIN THE BATTLE
87229042JUST LIFT
87885723KNOCKOUT DIABETES
87766976LOVE ACCEPTS ANYTHING HATE EXCEPTS EVERYTHING
85982934LOVE GOD, LOVE PEOPLE, LOVE DOGS     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87699996NICE TRY     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87766989NOT NOW DUDE I’M NOT IN MOOD
87717984PRETTY GIRLS PREACH TOO
87656100RECKLESS ABANDON
85955169REFUSE TO STRUGGLE
86280966SOHO GIRLS
88020206THE PERFECT PANTS
87856148TRIATHLON PRINCESS
87755517UNWINE
85836111ZERO QUIT

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

 

98413380AMERICA’S REVENGE
90303100BABY TREASURES
98420158BEST DAD ARMY
98224539BLACK KIDS NEED THEIR FATHERS
98416905BLOTTED
98416941CROOKED HALO
98601891DAP
98028751DAYS IN THE RAYS
97239688DREAM BIG AT ANY AGE!
98414620DUDES 420
97625412ENTHUSIAST OF LIFE
90764874ETHEREAL SPIRIT
98416819FAÇADE
98025073FORTRESS OF SWOLLITUDE
98421673GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST
98218053GHOUL GIRLS ONLY
97412323GRITTY KITTY
98597139HOCKEY NIGHT
98425531I’M REDNECKER THAN YOU
97485581IT’S AMAZING HOW WE KEEP LOVING THIS COUNTRY, AND THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT LOVE US BACK
98022805KINGDOM OF HEAVEN (KOH)
98416885MAKE AMERICA GOOD AGAIN
97367101MEN OF POWER
98432455MIRACLE CHILDREN
98261838MOMMY SQUAD
98049985NEW YORK KNIGHTS
98422751NOT ONE OF THE GOOD ONES
98410479PHEROMONES
99217182PLAY HARD. LIVE EASY.
98425882PRETTY VIBES
98425552REDNECK ATTITUDE
98421671SAVED YOUNG MILF
97640837SERVED UP
98626788SOFT CODED
97022560STEAM MINDSET
98408018STRAIGHT HUMBLE
98410063TWIN TOWERS
98561240VILLAGE MOM
98417662WE RUN ON FUEL
97680570WHITE HOUSE GIFT SHOP

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


 

WHAT! LETTERS! ARE! THEY! – This mark isn’t even letters … it’s the number 44!

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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