MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 08 April 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: 484 newly registered text marks, 206 cancelled text marks, and 204 abandoned applications for text marks!

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

98467359ALWAYS ADVENTURINI’m on an adventure to find that missing G.
98129604AUTISTIC BY NATUREAs opposed to what? Autistic by … nurture?
98460298CAPTAIN FANTASTICOwner is some random guy, not Elton John.
98507205DON’T CHOKE
98497207GETTIN’ SEXY
97979417GODDESS OF SLOTSIf I’m ever in a casino, I budget $10 bucks to gamble, on slots and video poker.
98600269I GET TOIncredibly, the specimens are not ornamental with additional words after the mark!
98170164I USED TO SKATEUntil I took an arrow to the knee.
98628877I’M TOXIC & IDGAFI kind of feel this way sometimes.
98891067KEEP CALM GRIND ONOr keep calm, and ditch the grind.
97767677LIFE IS A BALLET
98138222LIVE FOR SLEEPAh, sleep. Some of the best 4-5 hours of the day.
98128045MAYBE HUMANI also kind of feel this way sometimes.
98129265NO PRESSURE NO DIAMONDS
97870977OCEAN COWGIRLIs she riding seahorses? And herding manatees?
98458994PET FAM
90687296SHOE PILLOWSGoods are, of course, insoles and shoe inserts.
98635137SHUT UP & WRITE!Sometimes I want to shout this at my brain.
98069499SOMEDAY
98535938UNLESS YOU ARE FEARLESS NOTHING WILL CHANGEEh, I’ve made plenty of changes when full of fear.
98459940WORK SUCKS. ADVENTURES DON’T.Work doesn’t have to suck! (Though it often does.)

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98059660RISE UP PERSISTAnd elbows up, while we’re at it.

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

I know there are a lot of folks out there who have designs like this NERDY design trademark using the periodic table of elements to create words. So, y’know, check your stuff! (Of course, the specimens have additional text beyond this design on the front of garments and on the hang tag.)

 

NERDY text design trademark

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87806805#WIFEGOALS     * [removed from spreadsheet]
87695144BEARDIFUL     * [removed from spreadsheet]
87040990BETTER U
87562446COMFORT VENT
86514865DAMN RIGHT I’M PACKIN
86966134DUMPSTER DIVER
74401923ENDORPHIN WARRIOR
87798488EXBOYFRIEND
76118215FEEL THE FEAR…AND DO IT ANYWAY
87719105FISH AND EXPLORE
87272815FOUR GIRLS
87564552FRIENDS MAKING BEER, BEER MAKING FRIENDS
79223210FUTURE PEOPLE
87978030GO ANYWHERE
86004916HEMP NATION
87423913HIPPYGIRL
87812537JESUS IS GOD.     * [removed from spreadsheet]
87795415LIVING OUR RIDICULOUS DREAMS
87655761LOVE YOUR KAOS
87798855NEVER GOING HUNGRY
86606517NEVER OUTGUNNED
85928283PARTNERS IN CRIME     * [removed from spreadsheet]
87238056PEACE. IT’S CONTAGIOUS. PASS IT ON.
87534728PIÑA COLADA
87548240QUACK WHORE
87803192RAMP TRAMP
87596628SINLESS SAVIOUR
86975558TOUGH TIMES DON’T LAST, TOUGH PEOPLE DO
86201331UNITED WE SMOKE
87801942WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS.
87320100WHEN LIFE
87558743YOUR LIFE JUST GOT WAY BETTER

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

98220916“REALLY” JUST ACT YOUR WAGE
98225320AMONG THE STARS
98219007ANTI-CHEF
98222284BABYSBREATH
98219650BECOMING GOD
98018595BIBLICAL. NOT POLITICAL.
98224292BOGGY NOT BOUJIE
98213636BOOBS & COFFEE
98179014CREATIVE WORKWEAR
97816163DAYCARE WEAR
98387105DESERT G.O.A.T.
98215643EUPHORIC STATE OF MIND
98336763EV ESSENTIAL VIBES
98110141EVERLASTING FAITH
98445962FALLING FOR FOOTBALL
98068558FCKN BO$$
97729541FORBIDDEN FLOWER
98214876GOD OVER ALL THINGS SIMPLE
98215914HOW HARDCORE ARE YOU?
97813433I’M SIZE BEAUTIFUL
98110161JUST KEEP PRAYING
98229914LABEL ME CHRISTLIKE
98237066LAKE SENECA IS THE MIDDLE FINGER LAKE
97846187MASTER OF DINK
97570484NO HARM NO FOUL
98224714NO SLEEP JUST EAT
97819481PROGRESS IS A LIFESTYLE
98217278PUNCH AND LUNCH
97881103REAL FOOTBALLS ARE ROUND
98078218REDNECKS LIVIN SALTY
98387112RIVER G.O.A.T.
97813290SIMPLY ROWDY
98227252SOCCER NOT FOOTBALL
98140738STOP DEMOCRAPPING
98395674THE DESERT G.O.A.T.
98395677THE RIVER G.O.A.T.
97830540THINK BEFORE YOU PULL THE TRIGGER
98233400TODAY IS ALL WE HAVE.
98251052ULTIMATE BULL RIDER
98220041WHAT THE CLUCK
98198213WORK OVER POLITICS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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