Numbers for the week in class 025: 484 newly registered text marks, 206 cancelled text marks, and 204 abandoned applications for text marks!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98467359 | ALWAYS ADVENTURIN | I’m on an adventure to find that missing G. |
| 98129604 | AUTISTIC BY NATURE | As opposed to what? Autistic by … nurture? |
| 98460298 | CAPTAIN FANTASTIC | Owner is some random guy, not Elton John. |
| 98507205 | DON’T CHOKE | |
| 98497207 | GETTIN’ SEXY | |
| 97979417 | GODDESS OF SLOTS | If I’m ever in a casino, I budget $10 bucks to gamble, on slots and video poker. |
| 98600269 | I GET TO | Incredibly, the specimens are not ornamental with additional words after the mark! |
| 98170164 | I USED TO SKATE | Until I took an arrow to the knee. |
| 98628877 | I’M TOXIC & IDGAF | I kind of feel this way sometimes. |
| 98891067 | KEEP CALM GRIND ON | Or keep calm, and ditch the grind. |
| 97767677 | LIFE IS A BALLET | |
| 98138222 | LIVE FOR SLEEP | Ah, sleep. Some of the best 4-5 hours of the day. |
| 98128045 | MAYBE HUMAN | I also kind of feel this way sometimes. |
| 98129265 | NO PRESSURE NO DIAMONDS | |
| 97870977 | OCEAN COWGIRL | Is she riding seahorses? And herding manatees? |
| 98458994 | PET FAM | |
| 90687296 | SHOE PILLOWS | Goods are, of course, insoles and shoe inserts. |
| 98635137 | SHUT UP & WRITE! | Sometimes I want to shout this at my brain. |
| 98069499 | SOMEDAY | |
| 98535938 | UNLESS YOU ARE FEARLESS NOTHING WILL CHANGE | Eh, I’ve made plenty of changes when full of fear. |
| 98459940 | WORK SUCKS. ADVENTURES DON’T. | Work doesn’t have to suck! (Though it often does.) |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98059660 | RISE UP PERSIST | And elbows up, while we’re at it. |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
I know there are a lot of folks out there who have designs like this NERDY design trademark using the periodic table of elements to create words. So, y’know, check your stuff! (Of course, the specimens have additional text beyond this design on the front of garments and on the hang tag.)

PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87806805 | #WIFEGOALS * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87695144 | BEARDIFUL * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87040990 | BETTER U |
| 87562446 | COMFORT VENT |
| 86514865 | DAMN RIGHT I’M PACKIN |
| 86966134 | DUMPSTER DIVER |
| 74401923 | ENDORPHIN WARRIOR |
| 87798488 | EXBOYFRIEND |
| 76118215 | FEEL THE FEAR…AND DO IT ANYWAY |
| 87719105 | FISH AND EXPLORE |
| 87272815 | FOUR GIRLS |
| 87564552 | FRIENDS MAKING BEER, BEER MAKING FRIENDS |
| 79223210 | FUTURE PEOPLE |
| 87978030 | GO ANYWHERE |
| 86004916 | HEMP NATION |
| 87423913 | HIPPYGIRL |
| 87812537 | JESUS IS GOD. * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87795415 | LIVING OUR RIDICULOUS DREAMS |
| 87655761 | LOVE YOUR KAOS |
| 87798855 | NEVER GOING HUNGRY |
| 86606517 | NEVER OUTGUNNED |
| 85928283 | PARTNERS IN CRIME * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87238056 | PEACE. IT’S CONTAGIOUS. PASS IT ON. |
| 87534728 | PIÑA COLADA |
| 87548240 | QUACK WHORE |
| 87803192 | RAMP TRAMP |
| 87596628 | SINLESS SAVIOUR |
| 86975558 | TOUGH TIMES DON’T LAST, TOUGH PEOPLE DO |
| 86201331 | UNITED WE SMOKE |
| 87801942 | WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS. |
| 87320100 | WHEN LIFE |
| 87558743 | YOUR LIFE JUST GOT WAY BETTER |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98220916 | “REALLY” JUST ACT YOUR WAGE |
| 98225320 | AMONG THE STARS |
| 98219007 | ANTI-CHEF |
| 98222284 | BABYSBREATH |
| 98219650 | BECOMING GOD |
| 98018595 | BIBLICAL. NOT POLITICAL. |
| 98224292 | BOGGY NOT BOUJIE |
| 98213636 | BOOBS & COFFEE |
| 98179014 | CREATIVE WORKWEAR |
| 97816163 | DAYCARE WEAR |
| 98387105 | DESERT G.O.A.T. |
| 98215643 | EUPHORIC STATE OF MIND |
| 98336763 | EV ESSENTIAL VIBES |
| 98110141 | EVERLASTING FAITH |
| 98445962 | FALLING FOR FOOTBALL |
| 98068558 | FCKN BO$$ |
| 97729541 | FORBIDDEN FLOWER |
| 98214876 | GOD OVER ALL THINGS SIMPLE |
| 98215914 | HOW HARDCORE ARE YOU? |
| 97813433 | I’M SIZE BEAUTIFUL |
| 98110161 | JUST KEEP PRAYING |
| 98229914 | LABEL ME CHRISTLIKE |
| 98237066 | LAKE SENECA IS THE MIDDLE FINGER LAKE |
| 97846187 | MASTER OF DINK |
| 97570484 | NO HARM NO FOUL |
| 98224714 | NO SLEEP JUST EAT |
| 97819481 | PROGRESS IS A LIFESTYLE |
| 98217278 | PUNCH AND LUNCH |
| 97881103 | REAL FOOTBALLS ARE ROUND |
| 98078218 | REDNECKS LIVIN SALTY |
| 98387112 | RIVER G.O.A.T. |
| 97813290 | SIMPLY ROWDY |
| 98227252 | SOCCER NOT FOOTBALL |
| 98140738 | STOP DEMOCRAPPING |
| 98395674 | THE DESERT G.O.A.T. |
| 98395677 | THE RIVER G.O.A.T. |
| 97830540 | THINK BEFORE YOU PULL THE TRIGGER |
| 98233400 | TODAY IS ALL WE HAVE. |
| 98251052 | ULTIMATE BULL RIDER |
| 98220041 | WHAT THE CLUCK |
| 98198213 | WORK OVER POLITICS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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