This week in class 025, we have 581 newly registered plain text trademarks. To offset them, 269 previously registered text marks were cancelled, and a whopping 294 applications were abandoned before they reached the finish line!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98496365 | #1 FAN | This feels problematic for all sorts of fandoms. |
| 98462769 | ALL CREATURES GREAT & SMALL | Owned by the company behind the series that started in 2020. |
| 98581041 | ALMOST NOTHING | |
| 98574832 | ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL | Definitely not something you want to brag about on a shirt. |
| 98798531 | BLACK AND HEALTHY | |
| 97610654 | BOOTY BELT | It’s a set of exercise bands on a belt. For your booty! |
| 98601059 | CRABBY MERMAID | I’m picturing a terrifying 8-legged mermaid. |
| 98584751 | CRASH DUMMIES CREW | |
| 98429991 | CURVY ‘N CUTE | |
| 98010509 | DAD SZN | A pair of football players in favor of dads being active participants in parenting? Excellent! |
| 98562330 | DREAMERS AND BELIEVERS | |
| 97791885 | DUDES LOVE BOOBS | Yeah, but those dudes should maybe keep that to themselves. |
| 98574052 | EVERYTHING YOU SEEK IS WITHIN | A tasty sandwich isn’t within! That’s why I seek it! |
| 97898641 | FLIP ‘EM THE BIRD | Don’t mind if I do! 🖕🖕🖕 |
| 98582750 | GAMETIME GRIT | |
| 98588931 | GO BEYOND THE HUSTLE | So far beyond that you take a day off. |
| 97938139 | GOD’S DEPT. | |
| 98465718 | HOLY PALS | |
| 98577189 | I DON’T WORKOUT I TRAIN | Isn’t training just working out with a specific end goal? |
| 98586043 | I’M ONLY SAD WHEN I’M SOBER | |
| 98574015 | IT’S NOT WHAT WE DO THAT CHANGES THE WORLD, IT’S WHO WE BECOME | Or … actually, it’s probably what we do. |
| 97979087 | LEGALLY SMOKING | |
| 97421445 | LIFE OVER COFFEE | I hate coffee, so it’s an easy choice. Life! |
| 98109403 | LIVE THIS LIFE | |
| 98363701 | LIVE UNAPOLOGETICALLY | Except when you’ve wronged someone, then maybe consider apologizing. |
| 97921637 | LLAMA FAMILY | |
| 97749615 | MAKE AMERICA’S MIDDLE CLASS GREAT AGAIN | SO tired of making various things great again. |
| 98123729 | MOUNTAIN REDNECK | Maybe it’s because I’m a northerner, but “redneck” has always had an element of racism in it to me. |
| 97715239 | ONE TODAY AT A TIME | |
| 98597601 | PINK TRACTOR | This feels like a euphemism. |
| 98294473 | PROFESSIONALLY RETIRED | It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. |
| 90109995 | RICE DADDY | No idea what their meaning is, but we got our first ever rice cooker recently, and are madly in love with it! |
| 97499936 | SERVE HARD | |
| 98575782 | SKI PEOPLE | I’ve never skiied. I tried snowboarding once; it was … not good. 😆 |
| 98589557 | SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE | |
| 97672599 | STRONGEST MAN ON EARTH | I feel like you never see the World’s Strongest Man competitions on TV anymore. |
| 98568825 | SUCCESSFUL BLACK MEN | |
| 98564561 | SUCCESSFUL BLACK WOMAN | |
| 98564472 | SUCCESSFUL BLACK WOMEN | |
| 98586614 | SURF SLUT | Their hang tag reminds you to: “Don’t just surf, surf nude.” |
| 98584844 | SWEET | You can, of course, still use this common word in a phrase. |
| 98238571 | UGLY BITCH | After a first t-shirt specimen that’s clearly a Photoshopped mockup, they did a second with a fake neck tag. |
| 79384892 | WAY OVER PAR | Weird golf flex, but OK. |
| 97240741 | WET NOSE LUV | Not a single dog or cat in any of the specimens. BOOOO! |
| 98515175 | WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO? | Hopefully not behind the wheel. [see top of list] |
| 88891725 | YA GOTTA VOTE | |
| 98598235 | YEARS TO LOOK THIS GOOD | Owner is an individual in China, and the specimens are all for a pair of socks with pandas on them. |
| 98490436 | YOU CAN’T OUT EXERCISE A BAD DIET |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98655606 | CASUAL COWBOY | As opposed to those formal cowboys we always see! |
| 98347109 | GREAT GEAR | Nice to see descriptive stuff like this banished to the Supplemental Register. |
| 97885145 | MANHATTANITE | |
| 98764085 | ULTIMATE CONTROL | Also descriptive! |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Here are a pair of illustrated marks that demonstrate that concepts that are already registered can be modified into new trademarks. The Down Syndrome Group of the Ozarks owns the mark on the left, a yellow smiley face that is upside-down. Meanwhile, an individual in Pennsylvania has registered this I ❤ AI design, despite the famous I ❤ NY design being owned in several classes by the state of New York. (Is there anyone out there who really hearts AI? Ugggghhhhh.)
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87751180 | A KINDER WORLD. I’M IN. |
| 87749912 | ANGER MANAGEMENT |
| 86164732 | ANNIE |
| 78291626 | BE NICE OR DISAPPEAR |
| 87518449 | BEYOND REALITY |
| 87477602 | BRIDE VIBES [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 85447845 | BY DEFINITION |
| 87723901 | CHEW OVER THIS |
| 87505526 | COLD JUNK? WARM WILLYS! |
| 86012792 | COUNTRY ROCKS |
| 87317040 | COWBOY GANGSTERS |
| 87671238 | DAT’LL DO IT! |
| 87596017 | DECREPIT SOULS |
| 87336196 | DON’T CAMOUFLAGE YOUR FAITH |
| 86147545 | DON’T STOP DREAMING [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87046808 | ELEVATED CITIZEN |
| 87823745 | FEED ME TACOS [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87227334 | FIRST THE MONEY, THEN THE COOKIES |
| 86029937 | FRESH & COOL |
| 87757191 | FROM IMMIGRANTS |
| 86114696 | GAMERS ROCK |
| 86206652 | GIVE ME MY MEDICINE |
| 85197702 | GIVING ROCKS |
| 87255623 | HEAVY GRASS |
| 86200884 | I AM NOT A CRIMINAL… |
| 87677382 | I WILL WIN |
| 87201238 | IM OVER HIPSTERS |
| 87351157 | KISS ME I’M ORGANIC |
| 87623017 | LIBERATED WOMAN |
| 87626319 | LIVIN’ LOCAL |
| 87382186 | LOVE IS A RAINBOW |
| 87717929 | MELANIN MONROE |
| 87739572 | MILLENNIALS TO MILLIONAIRES |
| 87749717 | MOMMY SKETCHPAD |
| 87749804 | NATIONAL PORNOGRAPHERS UNION |
| 87453666 | NO HURT SHIRT |
| 87384554 | NO LABELS. NO LIMITS. |
| 87235317 | ON THE DAILY |
| 87705778 | SAVAGE RUTHLESS |
| 87482793 | SHOP TALK |
| 86009546 | SHREDSTER |
| 87384549 | STAY CLEAN |
| 87740029 | THE BOOK OF LIFE |
| 87751883 | TRAINING TO BEAT |
| 87712373 | TRAVELHOLIC |
| 87791924 | VODKA IS VEGAN |
| 85738932 | WHAT’S UP FOOL? |
| 87385236 | WHAT’S YOUR COLOR? |
| 87650058 | WORLD IS MY LIFE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97335449 | A THOUSAND FRECKLES |
| 98134588 | ALL BARBERS ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL |
| 97772203 | ALOHA MAGIC |
| 98143124 | AMERICAN DADDY |
| 97854723 | BADDIES AND BAD DECISIONS |
| 98164943 | BEACH ON SUNDAY |
| 90593946 | BORN RUTHLESS |
| 97908831 | COW POKE |
| 90677853 | COZY BOYS |
| 98149105 | CUTER THAN PUPPIES |
| 98185323 | DADDY BUCK |
| 98234683 | DO IT TODAY |
| 98237393 | DOING THIS FOR YOU |
| 97313400 | DON’T GET LEFT BEHIND |
| 98168437 | DOUBLE BIRDIE |
| 98070833 | EVERYBODY’S HAPPY |
| 98145042 | EVERYTHING’S GONNA SEA ALRIGHT |
| 99050720 | EXCEPTIONALLY AMERICAN |
| 98138983 | FLAT BAGS MATTER |
| 97799094 | FLY SHIT ONLY |
| 98071863 | FREE SPEECH MAKES FREE PEOPLE |
| 97306802 | FROM THE CROWN DOWN |
| 98586297 | GRATEFUL DAD & FRIENDS |
| 98062773 | HEARTBEAT FOR MY HERO |
| 97916586 | HEARTBEAT FOR MY HEROES |
| 98164034 | HELL YEAHH! |
| 97587273 | HOLY AND HEALED |
| 98155436 | HUSTLE MAKES IT HAPPEN |
| 98457951 | I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED |
| 98157561 | I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS |
| 98137951 | IT’S A SHORE THING |
| 98185320 | IT’S PERSONAL |
| 98150716 | JESUS AND NOTHING |
| 97839763 | LIFE IS SACRED |
| 98136695 | LIFE’S SHORT BET THE OVER |
| 98154052 | LOVE PEACE & PICKLEBALL |
| 98161975 | MEOWSHROOMS |
| 98147851 | MY PASSPORT HAS STAMPS |
| 98166586 | NO STROKES! |
| 98145211 | PAUSE THE HUSTLE |
| 98148332 | PICKLE BATTLE |
| 97621266 | POP CANDY |
| 98152586 | POP PUNK FOREVER |
| 98152171 | POP PUNK KID FOREVER |
| 97087862 | QUIT YOUR JOB BUY A TICKET GET A TAN FALL IN LOVE NEVER RETURN |
| 90225888 | SHELF |
| 98164682 | SOAKED IN BEACH |
| 98147202 | STRAIGHT OUTTA NOWHERE |
| 98137365 | STUPID N GAY |
| 98149933 | TAN, ARRESTED & READY |
| 97916641 | VIBE EASY |
| 98137282 | WEE TRAVELER |
| 98155954 | WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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