Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 519 newly registered text marks, 255 previously-registered text marks were cancelled, and 148 applications were abandoned before completion!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97099967 | AFTER PARTY | Parties are exhausting; I can’t imagine how tiring a party after a party would be! |
| 98003531 | BE YOUR OWN COMPASS | I have a weirdly good built-in brain GPS. Can do! |
| 98770945 | BEACH CAMP | All the agony of camping, plus sand everywhere. |
| 98764452 | BUTT LIFE | Of all the X LIFE marks, this one makes my Crohn’s Disease smile. |
| 98736836 | CANCEL CANCER | I can agree with this one! |
| 98398328 | DIAMOND LIFE | Baseball, not gemstones. |
| 97765397 | DID YOU MOVE TODAY? | Ugh, no. I hope to not move again for years. All that packing! |
| 98425972 | DUDE YOU ROCK | Same owner as last week’s DUDE MAMA. |
| 98764920 | GO FIND SOME JOY | |
| 98362197 | GONNA DO IT ANYWAY | |
| 98579038 | HALF ASS RETIRED DUDE | I’m this dude. This dude is me. |
| 98321070 | IT’S A GREAT DAY FOR A GREAT DAY | Always! |
| 98774136 | LIVE FAST DIE HAPPY | I think I can accomplish the same end by living slow. |
| 98199511 | LOVE HEALS | But not as well as antibiotics and bandages. |
| 98454006 | NERDY BOY | |
| 97267595 | NOT YOUR AVERAGE CHURCH GIRL | Not sure if this means she’s holier, or judgier, or what. |
| 98778765 | PSYCHO CRIMINAL | Though maybe don’t wear a shirt emblazoned with this phrase in these … trying times. |
| 90740044 | SWIFT | Owned by Taylor Swift’s IP company. |
| 98722105 | THE ANSWER IS NO SO DON’T ASK | Ah, the good ol’ paper hangtag specimen. Actual brand appears to be “Lovely Whatnots.” |
| 98752515 | THE PIRATE QUEEN | |
| 98732846 | THE TRAVEL AGENCY | It’s a pot shop in Brooklyn. |
| 98740914 | THE WEEKEND STARTS THURSDAY | When you’re half-assed retired, most days are weekend. 😆 |
| 98388777 | YES, WE LOVE FUTSAL | From the Portuguese futebol de salão, or “hall football,” futsal is soccer on a hard floor indoors, with 5 players per side. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98261210 | YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE | Tagline for a coffee company. All specimens have text on shirts or mugs. |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
I don’t know how I’ll ever top Huh Kyung-young from last week.
This week, let’s look at stylized text marks. We have the word NUMBER by itself, but it’s a type 5 mark: text in a stylized form. That means their trademark is the word NUMBER, but only in this specific sans-serif font. (I can’t even identify the font, though, because it looks like a thousand other fonts). On the flip side, IMAGINE is also a type 5 mark, and may actually be hand-written (which feels rare for logos; most are just made with fonts).
For both of these marks, you can absolutely use the word by itself, as long as you aren’t using a font or style that’s confusingly similar! The registration only covers the text in this specific stylized format.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87873335 | ALL POINTS EAST |
| 87414638 | BE WHO YOU POST TO BE |
| 87821399 | BOHO VIB |
| 87000348 | CATCH EAT RELEASE |
| 85255906 | CHROME LIFE |
| 88008107 | COWBOYS, WHISKEY AND LOTS OF BULL |
| 98003081 | CREATED FOR HIS KINGDOM |
| 87675827 | EAT. PRAY. HOPE. *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87418387 | FLICK *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87838223 | FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY |
| 85437470 | FÚTBOL IS IN MY BLOOD |
| 87399218 | GO LIVE REAL LIFE |
| 87550028 | GRANDPA NEEDS A BEER |
| 87708003 | HEALTHY & HYGGE |
| 87694168 | HIPPIE VIBE |
| 87410873 | HIPPY TRAILS |
| 86357214 | I AM A DISCIPLE |
| 87664701 | I’M JUST WARMING UP! |
| 87622635 | LIFE CONQUERS ALL |
| 85341487 | MADE HERE |
| 86143237 | MOMPRENEUR |
| 86836472 | SALTY CAPE |
| 87432499 | SPECIAL BLEND |
| 87615329 | THE FITNESS TRIBE |
| 87656598 | THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT |
| 87770286 | THIS IS HOW YOU SUNDAY |
| 86759975 | THIS IS REHAB |
| 87632816 | USA IS MY LIFE |
| 87874215 | WE SERVE OUR COUNTRY TO PROTECT THIS WORLD |
| 86021671 | WHAT IS HAPPINESS? |
| 87278736 | YES WEED CAN |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98116024 | ACCOUNTING DEPT. |
| 98117192 | ADMINISTRATION DEPT. |
| 98117202 | ADVERTISING DEPT. |
| 98117214 | BOXING DEPT. |
| 98339703 | BUY MY VOTE |
| 98330566 | CHEESE ON BREAD |
| 98418834 | COUNTRY CLUB COWBOY |
| 98117225 | CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPT. |
| 98320927 | DEPARTMENT OF DEGENERATES |
| 98182736 | DID YOUR MOM EVER TELL YOU? |
| 98104210 | DID YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU? |
| 98188373 | DON’T BLOCK MY VIEW AT THE PARADE |
| 98016283 | DON’T MESS WITH MICKEY |
| 98335425 | DOOHICKIES |
| 98335918 | FUCK IT DEPT. |
| 98153776 | FUCKEM WHERE YOU FIND THEM & LEAVE THEM WHERE YOU FUCK THEM |
| 98326051 | GRIND & VIBE OUT |
| 98470853 | HIPPY ERA |
| 98117231 | INFORMATION DEPT. |
| 99178679 | IT’S COOL TO LOVE AMERICA |
| 97544629 | KNOW FOR SURE |
| 98340712 | KNOW GOOD |
| 98338301 | LEGALIZE IT. WE ARE NOT WILD ANIMALS!!! |
| 98322612 | LET’S INCLUDE… |
| 98237180 | MARINERS LIFE |
| 98328222 | NO VOTES FOR ISRAEL (YOU VOTE FOR AID TO ISRAEL AND WE VOTE YOU OUT OF OFFICE) |
| 99170420 | PAWN SHOP |
| 98322569 | REALLY EXCITED ABOUT LIFE |
| 98340402 | SHARE YOUR HAPPY |
| 98332577 | TACO MONEY |
| 98712744 | THANK GOD |
| 98337448 | THE MATH AIN’T MATHIN |
| 97491485 | THE SEXY NERD |
| 97361814 | WRAPPED IN HIS WORD |
| 98070492 | X-MASS |
| 98308107 | YOUR FAVORITE EARTHLING |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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