Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 452 freshly registered text trademarks; 255 fully cancelled text marks; and a massive 347 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line!
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98574440 | A PERFECT WRAP | Goods list includes sarongs. |
| 98844347 | ASSASSIN PAINTBALL | |
| 99027298 | BARNEY | The purple dinosaur! Haven’t heard about him in years. |
| 98787393 | BE DRIVEN. | |
| 98735513 | BORN TO READ | Be aware, this owner is already sending out takedowns! |
| 97695118 | BOY WITH DOG | It’s a YouTube channel with about 150 subscribers. |
| 90315190 | FIGHT CANCER STAY POSITIVE | |
| 98043325 | FRESH AIR & DOG HAIR | I’ll take the fresh air, but I already have plenty of cat hair everywhere. |
| 98550447 | FUEL YOUR ADVENTURE | My adventures are fueled by Coke Zero. |
| 98476063 | GOT BOOST? | I think the specimen shows an illustration of the thing getting boosted, but I still can’t figure out what it is. |
| 98046839 | GYM THERAPY | What must it be like, to actually enjoy going to the gym? |
| 90092953 | HELLO BIRDIE | A golf thing, not a reply to Bye Bye Birdie. |
| 98843405 | JUST DADDY | Love a specimen that’s beat to hell and covered in pet hair! |
| 98730602 | LAST MINUTE | The best time to do just about anything, for an ADHDer. |
| 97864555 | LIFE IS BETTER STRONG | |
| 98638800 | MAKE AMERICA ONE AGAIN | One what? |
| 88805742 | MODERN MAFIA | |
| 98498493 | MORE THAN A HOBBY | But less than a job. Like occupational brunch! |
| 98599934 | ORDINARY LISTENER CLUB | Part of JACK FM radio. I tried to listen, but it isn’t available in my country. |
| 90706793 | PUPPERS | |
| 98514801 | PUSSY WATER | Ewwww. And of course, the store used in the specimens is now a dead website. |
| 98638599 | SEXY SOCKS | Goods: socks and underwear. |
| 98236029 | SOFTER THAN A SNOWFLAKE | Yes, this appears to be the political use of “snowflake”. |
| 98723260 | THAT NURSE CHICK | |
| 90103967 | THE GIRL NEXT DOOR | Weird, it says “girl,” but the specimens are things for grown women! |
| 98649024 | TRENDING TRUCKER HATS | Goods: hats. |
| 98842569 | YOU SERVE I PRAY | Appears to be praying for those who serve in the military. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99140811 | QUIT OR GET BETTER! | Aren’t these the two usual choices for pretty much everything? |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
This sideways shaka/ASL letter Y is owned by Texas A&M University at Corpus Christi. The college’s mascot, Izzy the Islander, was revamped in 2022 because the old one was culturally offensive.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87163509 | 11:59 |
| 86503862 | ATOMS FAMILY |
| 86775359 | B THE CHANGE |
| 87698729 | BE INCREDIBLE |
| 85453163 | BE THE BOARD |
| 86951302 | BEACH BEAUTY LIFE |
| 87507403 | BEACHIN IT * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86311607 | BOOTIES IN A BOX |
| 87117999 | CHUGLIFE |
| 87902795 | DO GOOD FOREVER |
| 87889166 | EVERYTHING YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED |
| 76491577 | FAST FORWARD |
| 87860865 | GENETICALLY RESILENT |
| 87040686 | GET ON BOARD |
| 88016390 | HAND SELECTED |
| 86113619 | HOT OR NOT |
| 87888570 | HOW DOODLE YOU DO? |
| 87597461 | I LOVE YOU > CORRUPTION |
| 87668047 | ICONIC VIBES ONLY |
| 86918619 | KIND IS COOL * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 90632744 | KINGS ARMOR * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 79227940 | LIMITS NO LONGER APPLY |
| 87626013 | LIVING ON A PRAYER * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87669330 | NO BUNCH BOXER |
| 87543223 | NURSEMEMAMA |
| 86513425 | PLAYJAMAS |
| 87493217 | RUN AND GUN |
| 86057168 | SEAMLESS COMFORT |
| 87870752 | SISTER I GOT YOUR BACK |
| 87501624 | SMALL BUSINESS BOSS * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87777859 | STRENGTH FOR ALL |
| 79188871 | WE ARE FISHING |
| 87512137 | WHAT COLOR ARE MY EYES? |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97040844 | 2A MILITIA |
| 97888219 | A BIT TOO MUCH |
| 98404112 | A DROP OF KINDNESS LASTS A LIFETIME |
| 98409336 | A PAIR OF ACES |
| 97081608 | ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY |
| 90505149 | ALWAYS WORKIN ALWAYS READY |
| 98410582 | APRÈS DADDY |
| 97561962 | BE A HERO |
| 98409067 | BE THE LIGHT |
| 98370786 | BILF! |
| 98420355 | BIRDIES WITH THE BOYS |
| 98400302 | BOAT WITH JESUS |
| 98588469 | BORN A MENACE |
| 98406718 | BROKE AND BLESSED |
| 98503298 | BUBBLE GUM PRINCESS |
| 97473302 | BUILT FOR A LIFE WELL LIVED |
| 98385134 | COPYCAT |
| 98407992 | CORPORAL PUNISHMENT |
| 98635103 | CRAWLER |
| 97820222 | DESERT ISLAND |
| 98370810 | DINK KING |
| 98463065 | DRINK CALIFORNIA BOURBON |
| 98462998 | DRINK CALIFORNIA BOURBON WHISKEY |
| 98029287 | EFFICIENT EFFECTIVE CONSISTENT |
| 97537052 | EMPOWERED BY LOVE |
| 98086352 | EVERY POINT MATTERS |
| 97714868 | FAR FROM COMMON |
| 98374207 | FIRST CLASS LIFESTYLE |
| 98317824 | FO SHOH |
| 98404053 | GET |
| 98188616 | GOOD ENOUGH |
| 98366006 | GREEDY BABY |
| 98378433 | HOLY SPIRIT POWERED |
| 98395015 | I CAUGHT CRABS IN LITTLE RIVER, SOUTH CAROLINA |
| 98360264 | I HAVE A MAGA DREAM |
| 97673712 | INNER SHARK |
| 98409340 | IT’S A WORKOUT, NOT A FUNOUT |
| 98407556 | JET LAG IS A CHOICE |
| 97554728 | JUST CUZ |
| 97839706 | LIFT CUDDLE FUCK REPEAT |
| 97191323 | LIVE LIT OR DIE BURNED |
| 98359161 | LOOK FORWARD |
| 98381887 | LOVE AND TREAT YOURSELF RIGHT |
| 99152904 | MAGA HOUSE |
| 98383161 | MODERN CITIZEN |
| 98406148 | MOST PEOPLE HATE GUNS, UNTIL THEY NEED ONE. |
| 98387093 | MY RIGHTS DON’T END WHERE YOUR COWARDICE BEGINS |
| 90896851 | PIGEON |
| 98414380 | POP SHIT UNIVERSITY |
| 98415002 | PRAYERED FOR |
| 98367769 | PRETTY THUG |
| 98410915 | RICH & RELAXED |
| 98411339 | SHE GETS US |
| 98399459 | SHOTS DON’T HAVE BAD DAYS |
| 97852866 | SIMPLY FLEECE |
| 97852871 | SIMPLY SWEATER |
| 98265941 | SLEEP DEPRIVED |
| 98382802 | SLIDE FOR JESUS |
| 98349202 | SOCCER MOMS VERSUS GRANDMOMS |
| 98187891 | STEP UP YOUR GAME |
| 98365911 | SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MISFIT |
| 98404690 | THAT’S BASEBALL BRO. |
| 98515470 | THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE OM |
| 98400729 | TUCKFRUMP24 |
| 99198272 | TUFF LITTLE RUCKER |
| 99235786 | UNSENTIMENTAL GREETING CARDS |
| 98380313 | WHAT’S YOUR DRIVE? |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
*[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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