It’s Freaky Friday on a Tuesday — we have more cancelled marks than newly registered marks on the curated lists this week! Overall, there were 698 new registrations and only 465 cancellations, but so many of those new marks were nonsense words.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS
BITCH IM FROM LOUISIANA – Where they apparently don’t use apostrophes.
BONDED BY LOYALTY
CREATED WITH MELANIN
CULTIVATING GOOD TIMES
DO GOOD. FEEL GOOD. – Oh yay, I love these with the short sentences with periods.
DO U PRAY – Do u even lift god, bro?
DOING GOOD. EVERY DAY. – Different owner. Than the. Previous one. With periods.
EXERCISE THE DEMONS
FEAR NO HUMAN BEINGS – But … some of them are monsters.
FLUSTER CLUCK – In our house, we call a clusterf*ck a “mustard duck.”
FULL HEAT – Now these two have the same owner.
GET RIGHT OR GET LEFT – This is apparently an exercise thing, not a political thing.
GLITZ AND GLAM
GOD GRATITUDE & GIVING
GREATNESS BREEDS GREATNESS
IN THE STYLE
JAMES BOND – But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
KEEP LOOKING UP [Supplemental]
MAKE EARTH COOL AGAIN
MOON KNIGHT – But you weren’t using this anyway either, right?
MR. SWEET POTATO
MS. POETRY IN MOTION – Different owners, but these two sound like a romance in the making!
OH HE DEAD
ONE LOB – Oh no, are tennis puns going to be the new golf puns?
SENSUAL – I can’t picture someone wearing this on a shirt anyway.
THE GIFTED PROGRAM – This trained me for adulthood: do more work for no extra benefit.
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP
WALK LIKE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE – Good advice for everyone.
WE’RE ALL SPOTS ON THE SAME COW
WHATCHA GONNA DO? – Bad boys! Bad boys!
WOMAN TF UP
YOU WORK. I WORK. – We all work for ice cream!
YOUR LAND. YOUR LEGACY. – Two words. Then period. It’s hip. It’s now. So cool. Such brand.
PART 1-B: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
BETTY BOOP – But you weren’t using this anyway, RIIIIGGGHHHTTT?
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
ALL GIRLS/GUYS ROCK
AS WILD AS LIFE GETS
BILLIONAIRE IN TRAINING
FEAR THE KEEPER
FOREST AND FIN
FROM MOMMY’S TUMMY
HATCH * [Removed from spreadsheet]
HIP HOP SAVED MY LIFE…
I AM ORIGINAL
I’M ALL BOUT THAT BOOB BOUT THAT BOOB NO BOTTLE
I’M LOVIN THE USA
IT’S A GOOD TIME TO TAKE TIME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
IT’S BIGGER THAN HIP HOP
LIVE LOVE HUNT
LIVE THE CODE
LOVE LAKE LIFE * [Removed from spreadsheet]
MEAN PEOPLE ARE UGLY
OH MY HONEY BUN!
POWER TO GIVE, POWER TO LIVE
SO LUCKY TO BE ME
THE OCEAN TRIBE
TRUST THE BIKE
WHERE IT ALL BEGAN
YOU MUD, BRO?
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!