Welcome to August! I hope you’re all staying cool and/or warm, depending on your hemisphere. Today we have 562 newly registered trademarks in class 025, balanced with 324 cancellations.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS
BAD GEEK – “I hate both Star Wars AND Star Trek!” [all the other geeks gasp] 😆
BE YOUR OWN GREEN LIGHT
BEYOND THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS – Where you find the Multiverse of Madness.
BIG DO IT
CACTUS HACK – It makes no sense. Of course it’s a golf thing!
CHECK CHASER – This one might go into the Bad Specimens Hall of Fame.
DIRTY POLITICS – So really, you could just say “politics.”
DO IT UGLY
ENGINERD – OK, this is kind of clever.
FITNESS IS A JOURNEY
FXCK ‘EM – Sometimes when I see these, I get frustrated. Just say it! Don’t be all letter-replacey!
HUSTLE MY RELIGION – Remember when “hustle” used to be slang for a fraud or a swindle?
INK THE DEAL – When I worked in banking, signatures in ink were “wet signatures.” 🤮
LIVE LIFE ZESTY – I live life like a lemon. Zesty, sour, and round.
MOMS HUSTLE HARDER – Now I can’t stop thinking about the other meaning of “hustle.”
NURTURE THEIR NATURE.
ONE 4 BOYS
PICKLEBALL SHERO – I’m so tired of gendered language. We’re all heroes!
REAL QUEEN GLAMOUR
RUN… IT BEATS WALKING!
SERVING LOOKS – Yes, I will be serving looks in my … [next item]
SEXY GRANNY PANTIES – (Only covers underwear; I mainly just wanted to share with y’all.)
TRAPPING IS A SPORT
UNCOMMON BABE – I want to see a romance between Uncommon Babe and Trashboy.
WHYGOLF – A question I ask myself, every time I try to play.
ZOMBI LIFE [Supplemental]
PART 1-B: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
COOL STORY BRO
GET TO THE WATER
HUG ME FIRST
I LOVE SATURDAYS
LITTLE MISS * [removed from spreadsheet]
LIVE DIFFERENT. LIVE BOLD.
LIVE WITH HONOR
LIVING ISN’T FOR EVER
NATURAL GIRLS ROCK
NOT FOR EVERYONE
PROUD PET PARENT
ROSÉ ALL DAY * [removed from spreadsheet]
SUN SALT & SMILES
UNARMED AND DANGEROUS
WITTY AUTHENTIC NERD
MR.MEN LITTLE MISS (mark type 3, illustration with text) – What’s this one? Why, it’s these two little characters!
(Would I recommend using these? Heck no! Despite the memes going around, I’m sure they’re still protected under copyright.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!