The lists are short…ish today. 706 newly registered marks, and only 333 cancelled.
Ooh, hey, and just so you know: I’ve started also posting lists of brand new applications in several classes, not just 025 like this list. Those posts will generally go up on the weekends. (There isn’t a set day of the week when those get put into the USPTO system, like there is with these new registrations.) So get your LOP-writing hands ready!
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS
ANTI PHONE – Yesssssss no more phone calls ever, please!
BACK TO THE BEACH
BASE CAMP – Covers footwear. Owned by The North Face.
CARRY THE GLORY [Supplemental]
COME AND SUCK IT – “Suck it” was my favorite insult … when I was 12.
COME ON Y’ALL
FAITH MADE ME DO IT – Isn’t “made me do it” an excuse used when you’ve done something bad?
FEED THE HUSTLE – Ugh, the hustle is awful. Raise the minimum wage! UBI! Unions!
I AM WOKE
KICK FLIP – Cornering the market on skateboarder shirts everywhere. [eyeroll]
KING MONEY – This is apparently some dude’s nickname.
LLAMA MAMA – I know a lady who calls herself this! She isn’t the registrant here, though.
MORTAL – The perfect disguise for an undercover vampire: a MORTAL shirt!
PLAY FOR MOM
POINDEXTER – Is this still slang for a nerd? I haven’t heard this in years!
PSA – Owned by Palmetto State Armory, not a public service announcement!
REALFAITH – Did realfaith make you do it, too?
STARSHIP – The band! They’re still touring! Not sure who’s still in it, though.
STAY HUMAN – Also in the undercover vampire’s wardrobe.
THE DARK LORD – The t-shirt he wears when he’s finally revealing his vampireness.
TROUBLED HUMANS – These are the uniforms worn by the vampire’s minions. There’s a story in here today!
WHY DO YOU DO IT
YOU JELLY? – Is this phrase still in play? I thought it was stale 5 years ago.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
ALL GAIN NO PAIN
FROM AFRICA WITH LOVE
GOLF BLESS AMERICA
I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK – BUT! Still active: “I love you right up to the moon and back.”
LIFE IS JESUS
NATURE IS COMING
PROVE PEOPLE WRONG
PROVE YOUR WORTH
SEX, HUGS AND ROCK N’ ROLL
TRUST ME I’M A PROFESSIONAL
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!