Numbers for the week in class 025: 701 newly registered trademarks, 435 previously registered marks were cancelled, and 200 applications were abandoned before completion.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
ACKNOWLEDGE ME – The war cry for many women throughout history.
ACTIVE STONER
BIG FEELINGS – Sound familiar? They also had a mark get registered in August.
BORN RUGGED – Nah. I was born soft and squishy.
CHEEKY WOMEN
CUTIE SQUAD – I now have 21 “squad” marks on the spreadsheet. Just barely beating out the “crew” marks, of which there are 19.
DARE TO KNOW
DOOMSDAY MECHANISM
DREAM JOB DROPOUT – There will always be another. I’m on, like, my third dream job.
EMOTIONALLY WEEDY
FATHER SQUAD – It’s a sign. I finally made a spreadsheet group of squads, crews, clubs, tribes, and such. 130 items total.
FORGED FOR THE FIGHT
FUTURE GO GETTER – Added to the “hustle/grind” section.
GYM PRIDE
HAPPY HIPPO – I stan Moo Deng!
I’M HERE FOR THE GAME
IT AIN’T EASY BEING SUPER – And it’s not easy being green.
LAKE COWBOY – Is he herding the fish?
LEAD – Feels like this is the verb, not the metal.
LEAVE THOSE GUNS BEHIND
LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING – As a musical theater person, this makes me think of Aspects of Love.
MAD CADDIES
NEVER STILL
NO TIME TO BE TIMID – Au contraire, I have all the timid time in the world.
OREH – HERO, but backward.
OVERDRAMATIC – A terrible specimen with ornamental shirts at an unnamed website.
PLEASING
QUEEN ANNE’S LACE
RESPONSIBLE DEGENERATES – You can guess their political leanings too!
SOEUR – French for “sister”.
SOUTHERN WIVES CLUB – Thanks to my new spreadsheet section, I knew right where to put this.
STACK
THE GAMEFOWL LIFE
THE ONLY THING I 100% BELIEVE IN IS THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS AND BOOBS – Ended it with class, buddy.
WATERBOY
WELCOME TO THE GOOD LIFE
WRESTLE LIKE A GIRL – Using the ® symbol in their specimens, tsk tsk.
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
PART 1-D: MY FAVORITE ILLUSTRATED MARK OF THE WEEK
I immediately knew this week’s winner would be this saggy-skinned hairless cat wearing a bow tie. Look at his widdle angry face! LOOK AT IT! HIM SO ANGY!

PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
#LETSGRIND
ACCEPT CHANGE
ADVENTURE FEST
AFTERSHOCK
BABY DRAGON
BABYRAGEOUS
BEACH SOUL
BREATHE DEEP
BUMPS FIRST – One from Lolabellas.
COZY TEE
DIONYSUS
ENFANTS CHÉRIS
EVERY GIRL SHOULD LOVE HERSELF
FEATURING
FUELED BY DOUBT
GO BE NICE
HATER TEARS – Also cancelled in class 021 for water bottles.
HEAVENLY PEACE
HOP * [removed from spreadsheet]
ISLAND BORN
KEEP IT TRENDY
KOALA FREAK
LAY PIPE
LET’S RAM IT!
MADAM MADAM
MAMA ALL DAY EVERYDAY [sic] * [removed from spreadsheet]
MERRY BIRD
MILEAGE
MTN NATIVE
OPENLY ABSTINENT
PAIN IS A LIAR
PAUSE BREATHE NOTICE FEEL
PICK YOUR CHICK
PIT STOP
REAL RECOGNIZE REAL
ROLL CAP
STAY BLESSED * [removed from spreadsheet]
THANKS FOR NOTHING
TORTURE
TRUTH SEEKER
UNCOMMON MAN
UNICORN CREW * [removed from spreadsheet]
UNICORN NATION
VERSES & VOWS
WE AIN’T DONE YET. * [removed from spreadsheet]
WEE SOCIETY
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97865621 | A NUT SELLING NUTS |
| 97872724 | ALWAYS HIM |
| 97539596 | BABY BOO |
| 97856319 | BAD WITH MONEY |
| 97875455 | CHARCOOTCHIE |
| 97707480 | COFFEE SQUARED |
| 97864734 | COLOR OF MONEY |
| 98295926 | COMMON ROYALS |
| 97871794 | ELECTRIFY YOUR LIFE ! |
| 88324215 | ELEVATE THE EVERYDAY |
| 97315636 | FEMINADE |
| 98202321 | FREAK TIME |
| 97867193 | GIVE IT TO GOD |
| 97864214 | GUESS MY DNA |
| 90112805 | HEATERS ONLY |
| 97874296 | HERS&HERS |
| 97877374 | I WORK AT THE SPEED OF MONEY |
| 97539585 | MAMA BOO |
| 97857036 | MEET THE NEED = SAVE A LIFE |
| 97564724 | NEVER LAZY |
| 97338401 | NOBLE ONE |
| 97828714 | O.C.D OBSESSIVE.CREATIVE.DISORDER |
| 97869883 | PROFESSIONAL TROPICAL TRAVELER |
| 97557488 | SCULPT. PLAY. BUILD. |
| 97548417 | SEVENTH CHILD |
| 97318944 | SHADOW BANNED |
| 97318902 | SHADOW BANNED SOCIAL CLUB |
| 97866385 | THE DOORMAN |
| 98132171 | THIS JUST HAPPENS |
| 97300715 | WHOLE TEAM WINNIN’ |
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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