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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks – 04 February 2025

This week begins an experiment: instead of going through the Trademark Official Gazette the week these come out, I’m waiting until they show up in the search system the following week so I can do a refined search and download a CSV file of the new marks. I’m already thinking this will be MUCH easier to create each week’s list.

Numbers for the week: February 4 had 598 newly registered trademarks in class 025, as well as 268 cancelled marks and 228 abandoned applications.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

 

98543287ADVENTURE MOUSE
98171669ALL LIVES MATTER PERIODCan we just stop with these? Please?
98632166ARCTIC PARKAGoods: parkas.
97901322BABY MOGULFeels like a weird play on “Boss Baby.”
98530002BE THE ENERGY
97796389BITCHES MAKE IT FUNNERI … kind of agree?
97777139BLACK IS.
90877500BOLDLY SHAPING TOMORROW
98471125BOOZE HOUNDThe original ornamental specimen was replaced with a different ornamental specimen. 🙄
97599175DEAF VIBE
97278663DIRTY
97649344DON’T CHASE THE BAG CHASE THE ASSETThe asset that’s inside the bag, I’m guessing?
98539427DON’T DISCUSS THE PLAN WITH PREY
98455336DRAGON BROCADE19 weeks to go on my library hold until I can borrow Onyx Storm. 🐉
97628675EVERY SINGLE DAY
88936143FASTER THAN THE RESTI can absolutely not claim this.
98045303FAT MUMMYIt’s just a weird name from an owner in Vietnam.
97742673FOR A NICKEL I WILLThere are … not a lot of things I’d do for a nickel.
98321635FORESKIN FOR THE WINAre … are the men OK?
97812363GOT BAIL?
98087123GOT EUCHARIST?I had to look up what this was. I knew it was a religious thingy, but didn’t know if it was a holiday or what.
98543902HAPPY LITTLE MOTHERAt least as of posting time, their home page is plastered with rip-offs of the Marlboro logo.
98250189HOCKEY LIVES MATTERENOUGH WITH THESE!
98325407I AM ZENOUGH
98530734I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM… WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THE WOMEN I AM RELATED TOYeah, I feel like I’ve seen this phrase, or very similar phrases, on shirts all over the place.
98257215JUST BLOOMAnd this one, too.
97771838KIND & GOOD
98451104LIBRARIANS THREATEN IGNORANCEAs well they should!
97228882MY STRESS IS BROUGHT DOWN BY MY DOGI feel that way about my cats! (Except when they’re poking me in the face at 4am.)
98536438NAUGHTYMAN
98121852OCCUPY MOMS
98807543RIDE OR DIE CHICKSame company also owns RIDE OR DIE.
97840441SAME GOD NEW ME
90230340SIMPLY CHRISTIAN
88874886SON OF VULCANAs an example of how the process length varies, this application was submitted nearly 5 years ago.
98540974SUCCESSFUL BLACK GUYS
98331020TALK LIKE GOD
88416806THEOwner: Marc Jacobs. You can, of course, use this word in a longer phrase. Goods are limited to those “being promoted, distributed, and sold through channels customary to the field of contemporary fashion.”
98151155THE BEST IS STILL YET TO COME
98476776THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHTSo I guess I gotta wear shades. 😎
98059347THEY OWE US
97061659YOU GOT WHAT I KNEADI had such high hopes for a cute bread or dough specimen, but I was disappointed.

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

97454479FAT SLIPPERSGoods: Footwear; Sandals; Shoes; Slippers.
88724138HI
98353340SUPPLY
97549169WE DON’T LISTEN TO THEY

 


PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK

None!

 


PART 1-D: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

This week, I want to beef on a couple of stylized text marks. If you’re going to replace a letter with a graphic, or stylize your letters in a funky way, please, for the love of all that’s good, make sure it reads as the correct letter(s)!

A drawing of the CUFT mark where the U is stylized with a pair of underwear that looks like a Y.The drawing for the mark KRSY, where the letters appear to also include an uppercase I and P.
This text mark replaces a letter with a pair of underpants. I’ll bet that most of you think this mark is CYFT, but in fact, it’s CUFT! (They could have also stylized the C and F in a way that they created hips in the negative space! The F is almost there, but it feels accidental.)Upon first glance, this mark with a mishmash of letters seems to contain a very large uppercase I; at least that’s the first thing I noticed. I also see an uppercase P. But joke’s on me; the mark is KRSY!  (Take away the backward legs of the K, and this could be “I SPY” very easily.)

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

76548379AMERICAN GROOVE
87561698AS YOU IS
87977798BE YOUR OWN BRIDE
87723845BEEN DOING IT.
86647658BLAME IT ALL ON MY BOOTS
87324730BORN KING
86924575CLASSIC PHYSIQUE
87485198DESIGNATED REDNECK
87294156DIAMOND HEAD
85825695DRINK REAL BEER
85950467GIMME
77369646GOT OUZO?
87443577HAPPY VIBES CO.
87693546INVEST IN LIVING ARTISTS
87435995IT’S A PICKLEBALL THING.
87476095KENTUCKY HUG
87316333LIFE IS AWKWARD
87368670LIFE IS BETTER IN THE STATE OF HI
86968856LITTLE TAN DRESS
86107673LIVIN’ LIFE MAN
87177113LOVE + KIND
87411932MAKIN BAD CHOICES!
87563056MERMAID MAFIA
87337733OUTSIDE IS FREE
87389621RATBOY SCUM
85419354ROT
87706924RUNNING IS MY SUNSHINE
87373662SALTWATER PIMP
87492877SHRIMP HAPPENS
87316369STAY AWKWARD MY FRIENDS
87720306TALK DARCY TO ME
87488687TELL HER I LOVE HER
85621295TOTAL ECLIPSE
87451989TREES PLEASE
86124120WORKING FOR THE CEO OF THE UNIVERSE EVERY DAY

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

98002763100% WOKE FREE
98741731AIRY VIBES
98085689ALL THROUGH CHRIST
98599318BITCOIN IS THE SIGNAL
98111127BLESS THE REAPER
97746478BRUV
97876889COULDN’T WEAR LESS
98245550COYOTE V. ACME
98250026DADDIO OF THE PATIO
98082592DEAL WITH YOUR ISSUES IN LIFE OR YOUR ISSUES WILL DEAL WITH YOU.
98485976DEATH TAXES & PICKLEBALL
98082393DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO UNTIL YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
97579611DRY ICE
97700371DUCK FAMILY
98621277FREE PEOPLE FREE PEOPLE
97883249GYM AUNTIE
98110969HARD TO LIKE, EASY TO LOVE
98112098HATED ON BY BILLIONS
98058505HAVE ANOTHER
98098065HUNGRY.HORNY.HAPPY.
98279774IN THE FUTURE, ALL THE BEST MEN WILL BE WOMEN.
97845528IT’S BEFORE BREAKFAST SOMEWHERE
98106711JUST WALK …
98068252KENNEL LIFE
98102461LADYCATION
98102972LIFE IS A PLAY
98111292LUCKY AND BOLD
98108607MADE FOR MEAT
98087404MORALLY PINK
98094625NO POKER NO LIFE
98105831NOBODY BETTER
98103050PARTY SURVIVORS
97709962PLEASE BE PATIENT, I HAVE DEMENTIA
98109824REPEAT YOUR ABC’S AVOID BUYING CHINA
98451257RIDE LIKE A LEGEND
98108488RISE ABOVE THE TOP
97761854ROCK THE BOAT IN A GOOD WAY
98102381ROLL LIFE
97870400SALTWATA ROOTS
98064934SLOW PITCH EVERYTHING
98089053SMILE COLLECTOR
98136845SMILE MAKER
98110450STONED TO THE BONE
98057947TEAM TEQUILA
98110215UNGRATEFUL FURRY OBJECT
98105593WICKED AND TWISTED
98196346YES, I’M COLD. ME 24:7
98082610YOU CAN BUY STYLE, BUT YOU CAN’T BUY CLASS.
98082630YOU GOT THROUGH IT, NOW LET’S GET OVER IT AND MOVE FORWARD.
98082582YOU HAVE TWO EARS AND ONE MOUTH SO LISTEN TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU SPEAK.
98105216YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PRINCIPAL

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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