MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: September 8 – September 14, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98743125A HERO FOR ALL SKIN KIND
98743873A SAFE SPACE FOR SENSITIVE SKIN
98745286APRICOT 20
98748479AS EVER
98740445BACNE BAR
98748249BEAST MODE SOAP
98742607BEFORE THE RAINBOW
98741415BIRCH NATURAL
98745951BLOODY SOCIAL
98748122BONES LOVE MILK
98744997BORN TO EMPRESS
98742840CARELESS
98748334CLEAN BY NATURE
98746021COLOR-CORRECT ENHANCING
98741912COSMETICS BY THE ZODIAC
98746804CUPIDS PHEROMONE
98745577DEAD BODY CARE
98749531EVERYTHING POSSIBLE
98739743EXTEND GLUE
98740184FICKLE
98746038FLIRT BABY
98743287FLOWER BED
98739755GEL-UP
98749023GENTLE FACE PADS
98739649GENTLE TOWELS
98749304HOT GIRL HOT SAUCE
98743274I MADE MY SHADE
98739660I’M ORGANIC
98743754JUICE IN, JUNK OUT
98749536LOVELY AND A LITTLE TWISTED
98744988MADAME
98741329MAJOR SELL-OUTS
98745004MYSTERIOUS NOMAD
98749366NAIL UP
98749414NAILS-UP
98741308NATURE IS THE PUREST FORM OF BEAUTY
98742340NATURE TO HOME
98750422NEVER ASHY
98744457NOT ANOTHER CHERRY
98746620OH MY PURE
98740274OOO
98740153OUTDOOR VOICES
98745818PEACH VELVET
98745524PINK CASHMERE
98744010PURE INTUITION
98742418SET THE DAY
98740941SIGNATURE CONDITIONER
98740930SIGNATURE GLOSS
98749628SILVER MIRROR
98745730SOFT SERVE
98740716SUPERFOODS
98740797SUPERPLANTS
98746734THAT’S OUR PROMISE TO YOU
98746913TRIFECTA
98743668TRIPPED
98749005VANQUISH
98747009VELOCITY
98740182VOLATILE
98740076WINE LIPS
98744964WITHOUT A TRACE
98745634WONDER
98743014WOODPECKER

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98742607BEFORE THE RAINBOW
98744997BORN TO EMPRESS
98749531EVERYTHING POSSIBLE
98743287FLOWER BED
98749536LOVELY AND A LITTLE TWISTED
98744988MADAME
98745004MYSTERIOUS NOMAD
98744457NOT ANOTHER CHERRY
98740153OUTDOOR VOICES
98744460PISTACHIO PLEASE
98741417SLEEVE
98744452SWEET ON THE OUTSIDE
98744977THE NEW ROUGE
98749005VANQUISH
98739405WIND&MOON
98743795WITH BEAUTY&GRACE
98744964WITHOUT A TRACE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98739479ARNOLD
98747150CODA
98744486I’LL DO IT
98749388ORDINANCE
98745361ORIGIN
98744869THE PIRATE QUEEN
98749463UNSPEAKABLE
98744646WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY?
98739824WHICHCRAFT

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98748122BONES LOVE MILK
98746663COMPLETE CROSS
98749682CUTIES
98744566DAINTY DEAREST
98747692DODGE THE BULLET
98740607DON’T TELL ME HOW TO ART
98740345EMOTIONAL UNIVERSE
98749160EXCLUSIVELY DIAMONDS
98747406GOLD PALACE
98739955HAPPY IN A SNAP
98747961HEART OF A WARRIOR SOUL OF A QUEEN
98741330IF FOUND RETURN TO CHARLESTON
98740672LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM
98747846MY SECRET VICTORY
98740238OUTDOOR VOICES
98749498PERMANENT JEWELRY BESTIE
98744583PIECE OF YOU
98739941PIN PIN PALS
98739252ROBUST
98749463UNSPEAKABLE
98742697UP FROM HERE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9874548555+ LIFE
98748479AS EVER
98743052BE KIND. BE PATIENT. AND RESTART.
98748122BONES LOVE MILK
98749775BREW
98747866CARBON CAPTURE BAG
98747901CARBON CAPTURE FILM
98748362CHEF CLUB
98746375COLOR AND PAINT KITS
98741094CONGRATULATIONS QUITTER
98740607DON’T TELL ME HOW TO ART
98747469EZ-SNAP
98747135FINANCIALLY FABULOUS
98740140FOR BITTER OR WORSE
98740968FROM INK TO BEHAVIOR
98739811GONNA HAPPEN
98748105HALF BAKED WISDOM
98740441HEEEY GIRL HEY
98740299HIM/HIS/DUDE
98750152IT’S GOOD TO BE GREAT
98745144LITTLE ART STOP
98750287LIVE LOVE & GIGGLE
98750002LYIN’ & CRYIN’
98749938LYING & CRYING
98740309MENU COVER
98742370MINNESOTA KIND
98744264MORE FUN THAN TWO 25 YEAR OLDS
98746012PLANTED
98740291PREFERRED PRONOUN – DUDE
98740958PUSH UPS FOR THE MIND
98746865SCOUT DRACULA
98739898TEAM HAPPY
98747567THAT CONSTRUCTION WORKER IS MY MOM!
98747197THE STOMACH JOURNAL
98745732TORMENT
98749463UNSPEAKABLE
98742697UP FROM HERE
98740028WONDER GIRL

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98749168A BIG KIND OF SMALL TOWN
98748479AS EVER
98744595BIG WET ROCK
98748122BONES LOVE MILK
98749408COMPANION HONOR BAG
98741846COVERT
98747760DESCENDANT OF THIEVES
98748194DESIGNED WITH SEATTLE IN MIND
98745366DOGTROVERT
98740607DON’T TELL ME HOW TO ART
98741852ESCAPE
98748235GET YOUR STITCH TOGETHER
98741330IF FOUND RETURN TO CHARLESTON
98741213IT’S ALWAYS WET IN SEATTLE
98746033LOCAL PUP
98740887LOVE & STUFF
98745131MOMMAS DOGGIE
98740238OUTDOOR VOICES
98744470THE CAT LADIES
98749463UNSPEAKABLE
98742697UP FROM HERE

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98747603CHESTNUT
98742130COSYPET
98742389HYPER TOUGH
98749760IBUYFURNITURE
98743358LEAVE NO TRACE
98746879LOTUS
98744588MEOW MOODS
98741408NIPPLE
98740261OUTDOOR VOICES
98744470THE CAT LADIES

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98748479AS EVER
98743052BE KIND. BE PATIENT. AND RESTART.
98745289BEERCRACKER
98748122BONES LOVE MILK
98747011CLICK AND SIP
98743442COASTAL CHRISTMAS
98740607DON’T TELL ME HOW TO ART
98747610DRINK COFFEE BE LEGENDARY
98743244ELEMENT
98749531EVERYTHING POSSIBLE
98743504FILL IT. FLIP IT. BLEND IT. SIP IT.
98739410GETCHER COFFEE
98749570HUNTER AND HUNTRESS
98745486HUSKY
98746203JET BLACK
98746109KITCHENDADDY
98749536LOVELY AND A LITTLE TWISTED
98746525LUCKY ISLAND
98742204MAKING WEED GREAT AGAIN
98740261OUTDOOR VOICES
98748453STICKY LID
98744470THE CAT LADIES
98744975TRAIN LIKE A CHAMP
98742074TRASH TRAPPER
98749463UNSPEAKABLE
98742697UP FROM HERE
98746742WAX WAX
98739824WHICHCRAFT
98745913WHISKEY AND RYE
98745634WONDER
98743014WOODPECKER

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98749405BELT-TECH
98740607DON’T TELL ME HOW TO ART
98739652GENTLE WASHCLOTH
98746249HONEYDEW
98746259LIL’ MIRACLE
98740251NOBODY CARES WORK HARDER
98740238OUTDOOR VOICES
98747457REAL SOFT
98746865SCOUT DRACULA
98749628SILVER MIRROR
98741939THE HOUR SHOWER
98740914THE WEEKEND STARTS THURSDAY
98744563THREAD COUNT
98739139ULTRACOSY
98749463UNSPEAKABLE
98742697UP FROM HERE
98739824WHICHCRAFT
98740500WITH EASE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

987443852117
987402243764
9874022338116
9874562547108
98746344#WHEATLIVESMATTER
98739544A GIRL’S GIRL
98741731AIRY VIBES
98741473ALL THE SUN
98744636APRÈS SURF
98740818ART IS MY DRUG
98749899AUTHENTICITY IS EVERYTHING
98747325BAD THINGS
98743052BE KIND. BE PATIENT. AND RESTART.
98750535BE ORIGINAL BE YOU
98741767BE THE BEAR
98742300BETTER THAN GREAT
98747956BLUE COLLAR TIRED
98748122BONES LOVE MILK
98742617BORN BAD.
98743956CAMP COWBOY
98745399COLLEGE FEVER
98750434COLORFUL WORLD
98744386COULD’VE SHOULD’VE
98739678COZY BITCH
98740938DEAD MONEY
98748194DESIGNED WITH SEATTLE IN MIND
98747271DO NOT RESUSCITATE
98740171DON’T HATE GREAT
98740607DON’T TELL ME HOW TO ART
98742303ENABLED VETERAN
98745086EVERYBODY’S FLY
98741567EVERYDAY ARMOR
98749159FAITH STRONG
98746975FEELING CAPE COD-ISH
98739781FOREVER FORWARD
98739248FUCK YOUR FEELINGS CALL YOUR SPONSOR
98745393FUELED BY DOUBT
98742870GAMING IS MY ZEN
98742771GOOD DAYS DAILY
98745205GOOD OL DAYS
98744579GOON SQUAD
98740296GRIT YOUR TEETH
98740441HEEEY GIRL HEY
98742676HELLO DAD
98740094HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS GOOD AS U MAKE IT
98742784I FOUND THE T.O.E. HIS NAME IS JESUS
98750302I TEACH I PRAY
98741983I WORK FOR GOD
98741330IF FOUND RETURN TO CHARLESTON
98744486I’LL DO IT
98745641IN BRUNETTES WE TRUST
98750152IT’S GOOD TO BE GREAT
98740642KAMA KEEP AMERICA MOVING AHEAD
98740421KEEP AMERICA TRUCKIN’
98741043LIFE IS 50% LUCK, 100% AGAVE
98744389LITTLE PRICK
98750287LIVE LOVE & GIGGLE
98746040MAKE FREEDOM GREAT AGAIN
98742204MAKING WEED GREAT AGAIN
98746408MASTERMIND
98739315MERCI DIEU
98742370MINNESOTA KIND
98744184MOM OH MOM
98749753MORE BLESSINGS THAN PROBLEMS
98745819MORE GRACE
98746221MORMON-ISH
98740349MOST LIKELY TO
98741471PLAYERS FOR CHRIST
98746289REAL RECOGNIZE REAL
98741115RIVER VIBES
98748107RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, ITS CARDIO
98744256RUN SPOT RUN
98746865SCOUT DRACULA
98743235SEEMS LIKE A RIPOFF
98747205SENSELESS
98749817SHE’S DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, AND IF SHE BECOMES PRESIDENT, THIS COUNTRY DOESN’T HAVE A CHANCE OF SUCCESS. NOT ONLY SUCCESS, WE WILL END UP BEING VENEZUELA ON STEROIDS.
98740266SHOW ME YOUR TIPS
98749628SILVER MIRROR
98746263SKIING IS EASY
98740037SNOW NINJA
98739987TALK BIRDIE TO ME
98750526TAP ME ON MY SHOULDER
98747670TASTES LIKE DOUGH
98747668TASTES LIKE THE DOUGH
98746369THE SWEETER THE PRAYERS THE SWEETER THE BREAD
98740914THE WEEKEND STARTS THURSDAY
98739823THIS. THAT. THE OTHER.
98748050TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
98746027TOTALLY HANDS FREE
98739783TOUGHER TOGETHER
98744975TRAIN LIKE A CHAMP
98742325TREAT YOURSELF TO A ROUND OF SAUSAGE
98746783TRICK OR TEACH
98742063UGLY FROG
98749463UNSPEAKABLE
98742697UP FROM HERE
98743231WEAR THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD
98749114WHAT SHE’S WORTH
98740739WHAT’S YOUR DREAM? …AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT?
98739824WHICHCRAFT
98740031YOGA FOR DUDES

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98748380A LIL’ BOUGIE
98740607DON’T TELL ME HOW TO ART
98742148GENIUS SKILLS
98741928HAIRTONES
98749988LOVE MISS
98739411MAGNETIC HAIR CLIP
98747771MARILYN
98747773MARILYN MONROE
98746221MORMON-ISH
98749463UNSPEAKABLE
98740500WITH EASE

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98740925BETTER THAN CARPET
98750984CARPET MAT PRO
98741838DESIGNED TO BE DISRESPECTED
98751320GOOD EARTH
98744003I WISH YOU WOULD
98740261OUTDOOR VOICES
98744470THE CAT LADIES

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98749168A BIG KIND OF SMALL TOWN
98748219ARMY ANTS
98745474CURVE
98740088DEAD BIRD DUMMY
98748197DRIVE RESPONSIBLY
98750477GAME ON
98745696GEAR UP. PLAY HARD.
98742676HELLO DAD
98744389LITTLE PRICK
98747623OH BABY
98742737PIN DARTS
98739987TALK BIRDIE TO ME

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98743826AMERICAN COFFEE URN
98741306BABY DRAGON
98746245MELT
98750615VOTE JESUS

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

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