First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.
Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]
Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations
Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.
| 98770530 | ALPHA ORGANICS |
| 98768919 | BEACH BOTANICALS |
| 98766453 | BLOOD BOX |
| 98767745 | CHILL DOG |
| 98763115 | CIS |
| 98764213 | CITIZENS OF HUMANITY |
| 98766737 | COLD & CLEAN |
| 98763392 | DADBEARD |
| 98764268 | DEAD SKIN |
| 98767237 | DEFYING DIRT |
| 98762913 | DELUXE BEAUTY BOX |
| 98765296 | FOREVER VITAMIN C |
| 98770308 | FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH |
| 98763433 | FRESHPAD |
| 98769416 | FRESHSOAP |
| 98764872 | GRIT GUARD |
| 98769968 | HAPPY TEARS |
| 98772915 | LA NUIT |
| 98773674 | LOVE YOUR NAILS, BOO |
| 98767777 | MENALATED |
| 98769856 | MOMMY’S NATURAL HELPERS |
| 98765657 | NAIL UP |
| 98767888 | ORANGE NATURALS |
| 98765270 | PIN-UP PERM |
| 98769560 | SALON REFRESH |
| 98765941 | SELF SERVICE |
| 98773031 | SEXY SMOOTH |
| 98772505 | SEXY SMOOTH WAX |
| 98773905 | SKIN & TAN |
| 98770885 | SKINCARE FOR YOUR VAGINA |
| 98774231 | SOFT & SACRED |
| 98771891 | SUNSHINE & LOLLIPOPS |
| 98766912 | THAT’S A WRAP |
| 98770734 | YOUR SKIN CARES. |
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 98765052 | BEAR HUG |
| 98774370 | BELIEF STATEMENTS |
| 98765217 | ECOSCENT |
| 98764873 | HAIRY CHEST |
| 98763548 | HOLD UP! ONE MINUTE YOU’RE 20 IN THE 70’S AND THE NEXT YOU’RE 70 IN THE 20’S! WHAT?! |
| 98767435 | I OWN THIS |
| 98763550 | MARRIED AS FUCK |
| 98768400 | NEW BEGINNINGS NEW HOME NEW MEMORIES |
| 98763555 | SMELLS LIKE A BRAND NEW FUCKING JOB |
| 98763558 | SMELLS LIKE ABANDONMENT MADE OF 100% THE AUDACITY WITH HINTS OF BETRAYAL, TEARS & STILL HAPPY FOR YOU |
| 98763559 | SMELLS LIKE I OWN THIS FUCKING PLACE SMELL THAT? THAT’S THE SMELL OF A MOTHER F*CKING HOMEOWNER |
| 98763561 | SMELLS LIKE READING TIME |
| 98763568 | SMELLS LIKE SHE IS PLANNING ANOTHER TRIP |
| 98763573 | SMELLS LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD HAS EXPIRED |
| 98763576 | SMELLS LIKE YOUR TEENS HAVE EXPIRED |
| 98763569 | SMELLS LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO BE AMAZING PARENTS |
| 98763804 | TRAVEL FROM HOME |
| 98771806 | WICKS UNLIMITED |
| 98764975 | WOOF |
| 98764952 | ZADDY |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]
| 98767674 | BOOTLEG |
| 98773398 | FANTASY LOSER |
| 98767508 | GRATITUDE IS THE GAME |
| 98769950 | POSEIDON |
| 98764304 | SUGGA DADDY |
| 98763445 | VIDEO MAKER |
| 98763748 | WALNUT |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 98764471 | AMERICAN BLUE SAPPHIRE |
| 98773401 | BAND APART |
| 98766602 | BE BOLD, BE BRILLIANT |
| 98768595 | BEJEWEL |
| 98767626 | CELESTIAL JEWELS |
| 98765193 | EVERYTHING’S AVAILABLE |
| 98768976 | HOUSE OF MIDAS |
| 98765924 | JANE AUSTEN TREASURES |
| 98764541 | LET THEM |
| 98771639 | LUSTROUS JEWEL |
| 98773518 | MARINE – Applicant is the U.S. Marine Corps. |
| 98773582 | MARINES – Applicant is the U.S. Marine Corps. |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 98765255 | ALTITUDE |
| 98773466 | BEST BELIEVE |
| 98773824 | BESTKEPT |
| 98769434 | CARD JUNKY |
| 98765316 | CHARM |
| 98768214 | CREATOR CARDS |
| 98769253 | DECISION DECKS |
| 98764590 | FIND THE ONE POSITIVE |
| 98764371 | FIND YOUR COURSE |
| 98772404 | FOR THE FUTURE YOU DESERVE |
| 98772377 | GO SEE HR |
| 98770245 | GRACEFULLY LOVING ME |
| 98772692 | HERE’S TO THOSE |
| 98772764 | I APPRECIATE YOU IAY |
| 98768464 | I HAVE THE DIPLOMA NOT JUST |
| 98774252 | INSPIRATIONS |
| 98770242 | LIE CHEAT STEAL REPEAT! |
| 98765839 | LIFE. PASS IT ON. |
| 98763828 | MAESTRO |
| 98766862 | MAKE & BAKE CLAY |
| 98769204 | MM |
| 98769601 | POMEGRANATE |
| 98771723 | PUT A RING ON IT DON’T SAY BRIDE |
| 98765443 | SCHMOOPIES |
| 98770669 | SELF-MADE U |
| 98769415 | SHATTERING THE NEGATIVE WITH THE POSITIVE |
| 98773710 | SHE’S NEXT |
| 98764304 | SUGGA DADDY |
| 98767207 | TELL THE WINNING STORY |
| 98767006 | UNICORN SPARKLE ASSOCIATION |
| 98770921 | VICTIM TO VICTOR |
| 98774227 | VISION OVER EVERYTHING |
| 98773388 | WANDERLUSTY WOMAN |
| 98771524 | WORRY CLOUD |
Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods
Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.
| 98771980 | BABY CHICK |
| 98771358 | BAG.VIP |
| 98767261 | BIG OLD PUP |
| 98772986 | CANDYMAN |
| 98767745 | CHILL DOG |
| 98771129 | COULD BE MAKEUP COULD BE WEED |
| 98772404 | FOR THE FUTURE YOU DESERVE |
| 98764420 | ONLY NY |
| 98766410 | PHAT DOG |
| 98771909 | PUP AND KITTY |
| 98772608 | THE CHEERLEADER’S IT BAG |
| 98771728 | VAGINA VILLAGE |
| 98772527 | WATERTIME |
Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor
Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.
| 98774746 | ALCOVE CLOSETS |
| 98773487 | ALL HUNG UP HANGERS |
| 98767261 | BIG OLD PUP |
| 98770655 | BIGTIME SIGNS |
| 98767745 | CHILL DOG |
| 98763879 | COMPLIMENT COINS |
| 98773158 | DIY MADE EASY |
| 98766696 | GOD’S SELFIE |
| 98772764 | I APPRECIATE YOU IAY |
| 98765839 | LIFE. PASS IT ON. |
| 98769083 | MICROGRAVITY FOAM |
| 98766686 | SMILE 4 GOD |
| 98765667 | TINY MARVELS |
| 98774665 | TWIST LOCK GROMMET |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 98763530 | A JOB MADE US COWORKERS BUT OUR SARCASM & INAPPROPRIATE CONVERSATIONS MADE US FRIENDS |
| 98762929 | BEETLES |
| 98774370 | BELIEF STATEMENTS |
| 98767745 | CHILL DOG |
| 98764350 | CORPORATE MERMAID |
| 98773398 | FANTASY LOSER |
| 98763280 | HEAT BOSS |
| 98772764 | I APPRECIATE YOU IAY |
| 98768464 | I HAVE THE DIPLOMA NOT JUST |
| 98764044 | IBENTO |
| 98774208 | KITCHENSUPPLY |
| 98770215 | LAUGH DON’T LEAK |
| 98767313 | LOBSTERCLAUS |
| 98774759 | PURE & SIMPLE |
| 98768979 | SIMPLE COOK |
| 98771728 | VAGINA VILLAGE |
| 98769508 | VIBRANT LIFE |
Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen
Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.
| 98764828 | BIRDIE ON NINE |
| 98767745 | CHILL DOG |
| 98763070 | FABRIC 360 |
| 98764359 | FG TOWEL |
| 98770454 | FROSTYDREAM |
| 98770473 | FROSTYSLUMBER |
| 98770487 | FROZENDREAM |
| 98770501 | GENTLENIGHTS |
| 98768527 | GREEN LEAF |
| 98770517 | ICYPLUSH |
| 98770527 | ICYSLUMBER |
| 98767313 | LOBSTERCLAUS |
| 98769582 | PHOTO |
| 98769771 | ROYAL VELVET |
| 98769339 | TRAVELING TAPESTRY |
| 98770049 | YOURS100PERCENT |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 98772734 | 777 |
| 98770153 | ARE YOU INSANE |
| 98769252 | A-TO-THE-MAZING |
| 98766355 | BE K!ND SPREAD LOVE |
| 98769260 | BE KIND, REWIND |
| 98763132 | BE YOU, BE TRUE. |
| 98770945 | BEACH CAMP |
| 98767139 | BIG _____ FAN |
| 98770244 | BIG ENERGY |
| 98763831 | BIRBS |
| 98772879 | BORN TO ROAM |
| 98764452 | BUTT LIFE |
| 98766161 | BUY VINTAGE NOT COCAINE |
| 98772988 | CANDYGIRL |
| 98772986 | CANDYMAN |
| 98767531 | CARPET |
| 98763289 | CHIHUAHUA MAMA |
| 98763290 | CHIHUAHUAMAMA |
| 98774747 | COVE LIFE |
| 98767333 | CUTEFROG |
| 98774482 | CUTEOTTER |
| 98765365 | DAD GRANDPA GREAT GRANDPA I JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER |
| 98766318 | DON’T BE THAT CHICK |
| 98766289 | DON’T BE THAT DUDE |
| 98763123 | DRINK COFFEE FOREVER |
| 98769924 | DRY CAPE |
| 98773405 | FAITH FAMILY FIREARMS |
| 98771151 | FECKLESS SOD |
| 98766518 | FOLLOW YOUR HEART RATE |
| 98764017 | FOR ALL THE MARBLES |
| 98772404 | FOR THE FUTURE YOU DESERVE |
| 98766159 | FREE REIN |
| 98764832 | FULL-TIME FANGIRL |
| 98767844 | GENERATION DIASPORA |
| 98762904 | GIFTDIGGER |
| 98772209 | GIVE THE BEST YOU HAVE TO TEXAS, AND THE BEST WILL COME BACK TO YOU |
| 98764920 | GO FIND SOME JOY |
| 98772377 | GO SEE HR |
| 98765942 | GOGETTERS |
| 98771625 | GOSSIP IS GOOD FOR YOU |
| 98767508 | GRATITUDE IS THE GAME |
| 98764317 | GREAT GATSBY |
| 98769383 | GREAT WINE, NO RULES |
| 98763204 | GREEN FURRY MONSTER |
| 98763201 | GREEN UGLY MONSTER |
| 98767517 | HAPPY CAMPER – Oh no, not this again. |
| 98772575 | HEATHEN BOY |
| 98766606 | HIPPIE DUDES |
| 98767641 | HOT GIRLS HAVE CANCER |
| 98772142 | I AM A PATRIOT |
| 98768564 | I AM CALM, I AM COMFORTABLE, I AM CONFIDENT, I AM COMPETENT |
| 98772764 | I APPRECIATE YOU IAY |
| 98768464 | I HAVE THE DIPLOMA NOT JUST |
| 98763485 | I NEED GOD |
| 98772558 | IF YOU AIN’T GLIDING YOU AIN’T RIDING |
| 98773291 | I’M YOUR FAVORITE DADDY’S FAVORITE DADDY! |
| 98766916 | IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE |
| 98763924 | IN LIFE WE’RE EITHER WINNING OR LEARNING |
| 98763322 | INTERMITTENT EATING |
| 98774793 | KINDLY GIRL |
| 98774782 | LATINA UNIVERSITY |
| 98770215 | LAUGH DON’T LEAK |
| 98763140 | LESBIAN SUNDAY |
| 98765447 | LET’S GO BABY |
| 98765839 | LIFE. PASS IT ON. |
| 98774136 | LIVE FAST DIE HAPPY |
| 98767313 | LOBSTERCLAUS |
| 98763058 | MEGA – MAKING EMAIL GREAT AGAIN |
| 98771453 | MOVE YA BRASS |
| 98774578 | MR. BIRDIE |
| 98771416 | MYSTERY MEAT TASTE THE UNKNOWN |
| 98769581 | NUDIST LIFE |
| 98767091 | OFFSHORE HUSTLER |
| 98765323 | OMBRE |
| 98763458 | ONE MORE |
| 98764420 | ONLY NY |
| 98768431 | PERIMENOPOSITIVE |
| 98770261 | PITY SEX |
| 98766782 | PROFESSIONAL WIFE |
| 98774759 | PURE & SIMPLE |
| 98765347 | REGAL BABY |
| 98774462 | RUNNING IS GAY |
| 98766127 | SAD KID |
| 98774492 | SALT TECH |
| 98763154 | SALTY SKIFF |
| 98766063 | SHAPE OF HER |
| 98773710 | SHE’S NEXT |
| 98773371 | SHIRTS AGAINST SUPREMACISTS |
| 98765045 | SIMPLE. SARCASTIC. STYLISH. |
| 98773543 | STAR DUST |
| 98767530 | STAY BLESSED |
| 98764304 | SUGGA DADDY |
| 98773265 | TAILGATE |
| 98772847 | TERRA |
| 98771635 | THOSE WHO BELIEVE DON’T LEAVE |
| 98771936 | TOO GOOD |
| 98764587 | TRUCKER NATION |
| 98770168 | TRUST ME BOO |
| 98772424 | TRUTH COMPASSION TOLERANCE |
| 98768537 | UNBEARABLY CUTE |
| 98771728 | VAGINA VILLAGE |
| 98773388 | WANDERLUSTY WOMAN |
| 98766775 | WICKED BITCH |
| 98765283 | WORKSHIRT |
| 98774871 | YOU AND YOU |
Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing
Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.
| 98763218 | CHICFRINGE |
| 98767396 | COLLECTIVE STRANDS |
| 98774879 | FAUX LIFE |
| 98772404 | FOR THE FUTURE YOU DESERVE |
| 98772377 | GO SEE HR |
| 98767313 | LOBSTERCLAUS |
| 98770619 | PINKFEATHER |
| 98767490 | SOFT BOND STRANDS |
| 98765467 | ST. NICK’S |
| 98772424 | TRUTH COMPASSION TOLERANCE |
| 98767023 | WIGWAVE |
Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings
Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.
| 98768040 | DEF RUGS |
| 98774190 | HONEYCOMB DOTS |
| 98774025 | LIFE READY RUGS |
| 98769145 | WELLYOGA |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
| 98773315 | ADVENTURE PUZZLES |
| 98765569 | ALL OR NOTHING |
| 98766293 | BABY CADDIE |
| 98771444 | CARTWHEEL |
| 98767745 | CHILL DOG |
| 98766318 | DON’T BE THAT CHICK |
| 98766289 | DON’T BE THAT DUDE |
| 98774537 | EMPOWER |
| 98766913 | FAFO SPORTS |
| 98764366 | GARAGE SALE |
| 98764581 | JINGLE BALLS – Goods: inflatable holiday ornaments. |
| 98767313 | LOBSTERCLAUS |
| 98766154 | MIGHTY MITTS |
| 98764583 | POCKET PLUSH |
| 98773710 | SHE’S NEXT |
| 98764702 | SIMPLY BALANCED |
| 98764304 | SUGGA DADDY |
| 98767917 | THE MAGIC PICKLEBALL |
| 98773916 | THE ULTIMATE INTERACTIVE LIGHT TOY |
| 98774106 | TIC TAC TEN |
| 98774270 | UNICORN PAL |
| 98770769 | WARRIOR LIFE |
Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)
Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.
| 98773794 | 24 |
| 98766504 | CREATE SHARE EARN |
| 98765301 | DIVIDED WE ARE AMERICAN’T, UNITED WE ARE AMERICAN |
| 98774807 | FRAME WHAT YOU LOVE. LOVE WHAT YOU FRAME. |
| 98765453 | GOT PACKAGING? |
| 98765326 | NEW OLD TIMER |
| 98774540 | PGR PRAY.GRIND.RESULTS |
| 98764282 | POT OR GET OFF THE SHIT |
| 98767304 | SAME DAY EMBROIDERY |
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.
If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!
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