MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: September 22 – September 28, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98770530ALPHA ORGANICS
98768919BEACH BOTANICALS
98766453BLOOD BOX
98767745CHILL DOG
98763115CIS
98764213CITIZENS OF HUMANITY
98766737COLD & CLEAN
98763392DADBEARD
98764268DEAD SKIN
98767237DEFYING DIRT
98762913DELUXE BEAUTY BOX
98765296FOREVER VITAMIN C
98770308FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
98763433FRESHPAD
98769416FRESHSOAP
98764872GRIT GUARD
98769968HAPPY TEARS
98772915LA NUIT
98773674LOVE YOUR NAILS, BOO
98767777MENALATED
98769856MOMMY’S NATURAL HELPERS
98765657NAIL UP
98767888ORANGE NATURALS
98765270PIN-UP PERM
98769560SALON REFRESH
98765941SELF SERVICE
98773031SEXY SMOOTH
98772505SEXY SMOOTH WAX
98773905SKIN & TAN
98770885SKINCARE FOR YOUR VAGINA
98774231SOFT & SACRED
98771891SUNSHINE & LOLLIPOPS
98766912THAT’S A WRAP
98770734YOUR SKIN CARES.

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98765052BEAR HUG
98774370BELIEF STATEMENTS
98765217ECOSCENT
98764873HAIRY CHEST
98763548HOLD UP! ONE MINUTE YOU’RE 20 IN THE 70’S AND THE NEXT YOU’RE 70 IN THE 20’S! WHAT?!
98767435I OWN THIS
98763550MARRIED AS FUCK
98768400NEW BEGINNINGS NEW HOME NEW MEMORIES
98763555SMELLS LIKE A BRAND NEW FUCKING JOB
98763558SMELLS LIKE ABANDONMENT MADE OF 100% THE AUDACITY WITH HINTS OF BETRAYAL, TEARS & STILL HAPPY FOR YOU
98763559SMELLS LIKE I OWN THIS FUCKING PLACE SMELL THAT? THAT’S THE SMELL OF A MOTHER F*CKING HOMEOWNER
98763561SMELLS LIKE READING TIME
98763568SMELLS LIKE SHE IS PLANNING ANOTHER TRIP
98763573SMELLS LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD HAS EXPIRED
98763576SMELLS LIKE YOUR TEENS HAVE EXPIRED
98763569SMELLS LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO BE AMAZING PARENTS
98763804TRAVEL FROM HOME
98771806WICKS UNLIMITED
98764975WOOF
98764952ZADDY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98767674BOOTLEG
98773398FANTASY LOSER
98767508GRATITUDE IS THE GAME
98769950POSEIDON
98764304SUGGA DADDY
98763445VIDEO MAKER
98763748WALNUT

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98764471AMERICAN BLUE SAPPHIRE
98773401BAND APART
98766602BE BOLD, BE BRILLIANT
98768595BEJEWEL
98767626CELESTIAL JEWELS
98765193EVERYTHING’S AVAILABLE
98768976HOUSE OF MIDAS
98765924JANE AUSTEN TREASURES
98764541LET THEM
98771639LUSTROUS JEWEL
98773518MARINE     – Applicant is the U.S. Marine Corps.
98773582MARINES     – Applicant is the U.S. Marine Corps.

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98765255ALTITUDE
98773466BEST BELIEVE
98773824BESTKEPT
98769434CARD JUNKY
98765316CHARM
98768214CREATOR CARDS
98769253DECISION DECKS
98764590FIND THE ONE POSITIVE
98764371FIND YOUR COURSE
98772404FOR THE FUTURE YOU DESERVE
98772377GO SEE HR
98770245GRACEFULLY LOVING ME
98772692HERE’S TO THOSE
98772764I APPRECIATE YOU IAY
98768464I HAVE THE DIPLOMA NOT JUST
98774252INSPIRATIONS
98770242LIE CHEAT STEAL REPEAT!
98765839LIFE. PASS IT ON.
98763828MAESTRO
98766862MAKE & BAKE CLAY
98769204MM
98769601POMEGRANATE
98771723PUT A RING ON IT DON’T SAY BRIDE
98765443SCHMOOPIES
98770669SELF-MADE U
98769415SHATTERING THE NEGATIVE WITH THE POSITIVE
98773710SHE’S NEXT
98764304SUGGA DADDY
98767207TELL THE WINNING STORY
98767006UNICORN SPARKLE ASSOCIATION
98770921VICTIM TO VICTOR
98774227VISION OVER EVERYTHING
98773388WANDERLUSTY WOMAN
98771524WORRY CLOUD

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98771980BABY CHICK
98771358BAG.VIP
98767261BIG OLD PUP
98772986CANDYMAN
98767745CHILL DOG
98771129COULD BE MAKEUP COULD BE WEED
98772404FOR THE FUTURE YOU DESERVE
98764420ONLY NY
98766410PHAT DOG
98771909PUP AND KITTY
98772608THE CHEERLEADER’S IT BAG
98771728VAGINA VILLAGE
98772527WATERTIME

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98774746ALCOVE CLOSETS
98773487ALL HUNG UP HANGERS
98767261BIG OLD PUP
98770655BIGTIME SIGNS
98767745CHILL DOG
98763879COMPLIMENT COINS
98773158DIY MADE EASY
98766696GOD’S SELFIE
98772764I APPRECIATE YOU IAY
98765839LIFE. PASS IT ON.
98769083MICROGRAVITY FOAM
98766686SMILE 4 GOD
98765667TINY MARVELS
98774665TWIST LOCK GROMMET

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98763530A JOB MADE US COWORKERS BUT OUR SARCASM & INAPPROPRIATE CONVERSATIONS MADE US FRIENDS
98762929BEETLES
98774370BELIEF STATEMENTS
98767745CHILL DOG
98764350CORPORATE MERMAID
98773398FANTASY LOSER
98763280HEAT BOSS
98772764I APPRECIATE YOU IAY
98768464I HAVE THE DIPLOMA NOT JUST
98764044IBENTO
98774208KITCHENSUPPLY
98770215LAUGH DON’T LEAK
98767313LOBSTERCLAUS
98774759PURE & SIMPLE
98768979SIMPLE COOK
98771728VAGINA VILLAGE
98769508VIBRANT LIFE

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98764828BIRDIE ON NINE
98767745CHILL DOG
98763070FABRIC 360
98764359FG TOWEL
98770454FROSTYDREAM
98770473FROSTYSLUMBER
98770487FROZENDREAM
98770501GENTLENIGHTS
98768527GREEN LEAF
98770517ICYPLUSH
98770527ICYSLUMBER
98767313LOBSTERCLAUS
98769582PHOTO
98769771ROYAL VELVET
98769339TRAVELING TAPESTRY
98770049YOURS100PERCENT

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98772734777
98770153ARE YOU INSANE
98769252A-TO-THE-MAZING
98766355BE K!ND SPREAD LOVE
98769260BE KIND, REWIND
98763132BE YOU, BE TRUE.
98770945BEACH CAMP
98767139BIG _____ FAN
98770244BIG ENERGY
98763831BIRBS
98772879BORN TO ROAM
98764452BUTT LIFE
98766161BUY VINTAGE NOT COCAINE
98772988CANDYGIRL
98772986CANDYMAN
98767531CARPET
98763289CHIHUAHUA MAMA
98763290CHIHUAHUAMAMA
98774747COVE LIFE
98767333CUTEFROG
98774482CUTEOTTER
98765365DAD GRANDPA GREAT GRANDPA I JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER
98766318DON’T BE THAT CHICK
98766289DON’T BE THAT DUDE
98763123DRINK COFFEE FOREVER
98769924DRY CAPE
98773405FAITH FAMILY FIREARMS
98771151FECKLESS SOD
98766518FOLLOW YOUR HEART RATE
98764017FOR ALL THE MARBLES
98772404FOR THE FUTURE YOU DESERVE
98766159FREE REIN
98764832FULL-TIME FANGIRL
98767844GENERATION DIASPORA
98762904GIFTDIGGER
98772209GIVE THE BEST YOU HAVE TO TEXAS, AND THE BEST WILL COME BACK TO YOU
98764920GO FIND SOME JOY
98772377GO SEE HR
98765942GOGETTERS
98771625GOSSIP IS GOOD FOR YOU
98767508GRATITUDE IS THE GAME
98764317GREAT GATSBY
98769383GREAT WINE, NO RULES
98763204GREEN FURRY MONSTER
98763201GREEN UGLY MONSTER
98767517HAPPY CAMPER     – Oh no, not this again.
98772575HEATHEN BOY
98766606HIPPIE DUDES
98767641HOT GIRLS HAVE CANCER
98772142I AM A PATRIOT
98768564I AM CALM, I AM COMFORTABLE, I AM CONFIDENT, I AM COMPETENT
98772764I APPRECIATE YOU IAY
98768464I HAVE THE DIPLOMA NOT JUST
98763485I NEED GOD
98772558IF YOU AIN’T GLIDING YOU AIN’T RIDING
98773291I’M YOUR FAVORITE DADDY’S FAVORITE DADDY!
98766916IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE
98763924IN LIFE WE’RE EITHER WINNING OR LEARNING
98763322INTERMITTENT EATING
98774793KINDLY GIRL
98774782LATINA UNIVERSITY
98770215LAUGH DON’T LEAK
98763140LESBIAN SUNDAY
98765447LET’S GO BABY
98765839LIFE. PASS IT ON.
98774136LIVE FAST DIE HAPPY
98767313LOBSTERCLAUS
98763058MEGA – MAKING EMAIL GREAT AGAIN
98771453MOVE YA BRASS
98774578MR. BIRDIE
98771416MYSTERY MEAT TASTE THE UNKNOWN
98769581NUDIST LIFE
98767091OFFSHORE HUSTLER
98765323OMBRE
98763458ONE MORE
98764420ONLY NY
98768431PERIMENOPOSITIVE
98770261PITY SEX
98766782PROFESSIONAL WIFE
98774759PURE & SIMPLE
98765347REGAL BABY
98774462RUNNING IS GAY
98766127SAD KID
98774492SALT TECH
98763154SALTY SKIFF
98766063SHAPE OF HER
98773710SHE’S NEXT
98773371SHIRTS AGAINST SUPREMACISTS
98765045SIMPLE. SARCASTIC. STYLISH.
98773543STAR DUST
98767530STAY BLESSED
98764304SUGGA DADDY
98773265TAILGATE
98772847TERRA
98771635THOSE WHO BELIEVE DON’T LEAVE
98771936TOO GOOD
98764587TRUCKER NATION
98770168TRUST ME BOO
98772424TRUTH COMPASSION TOLERANCE
98768537UNBEARABLY CUTE
98771728VAGINA VILLAGE
98773388WANDERLUSTY WOMAN
98766775WICKED BITCH
98765283WORKSHIRT
98774871YOU AND YOU

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98763218CHICFRINGE
98767396COLLECTIVE STRANDS
98774879FAUX LIFE
98772404FOR THE FUTURE YOU DESERVE
98772377GO SEE HR
98767313LOBSTERCLAUS
98770619PINKFEATHER
98767490SOFT BOND STRANDS
98765467ST. NICK’S
98772424TRUTH COMPASSION TOLERANCE
98767023WIGWAVE

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98768040DEF RUGS
98774190HONEYCOMB DOTS
98774025LIFE READY RUGS
98769145WELLYOGA

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98773315ADVENTURE PUZZLES
98765569ALL OR NOTHING
98766293BABY CADDIE
98771444CARTWHEEL
98767745CHILL DOG
98766318DON’T BE THAT CHICK
98766289DON’T BE THAT DUDE
98774537EMPOWER
98766913FAFO SPORTS
98764366GARAGE SALE
98764581JINGLE BALLS     – Goods: inflatable holiday ornaments.
98767313LOBSTERCLAUS
98766154MIGHTY MITTS
98764583POCKET PLUSH
98773710SHE’S NEXT
98764702SIMPLY BALANCED
98764304SUGGA DADDY
98767917THE MAGIC PICKLEBALL
98773916THE ULTIMATE INTERACTIVE LIGHT TOY
98774106TIC TAC TEN
98774270UNICORN PAL
98770769WARRIOR LIFE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

9877379424
98766504CREATE SHARE EARN
98765301DIVIDED WE ARE AMERICAN’T, UNITED WE ARE AMERICAN
98774807FRAME WHAT YOU LOVE. LOVE WHAT YOU FRAME.
98765453GOT PACKAGING?
98765326NEW OLD TIMER
98774540PGR PRAY.GRIND.RESULTS
98764282POT OR GET OFF THE SHIT
98767304SAME DAY EMBROIDERY

 



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Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

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