MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: September 1 – September 7, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem particularly concerning to a lot of crafters.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98736680A CURL’S BEST FRIEND
98735951ALASKA RAW
98735993ALIEN SHAVE
98728435BALLER BRAND
98734684BEAUTIFULLY AGELESS
98735859CHAFE AWAY
98737661CLEAN COOCHIE CLUB
98734069COLLAGENE EXPERT
98737844DIVA MAKER
98737724DREAMBOAT
98733159EVERYDAY ALCHEMIST
98737671EYE CHARM
98736442FEEL GOOD SKIN
98733422FIRMUP
98737683FOR ALL BEARDED MANKIND
98729687GLYCOLIC ACID 7%
98728361HAPPY LASHES
98737543HOLD ON TO WHAT MATTERS MOST
98735355MAKE ‘EM WONDER
98730464MAMA’S DONE
98737944MIRACLE RESCUE
98729654MOXY
98729995NAIL HONEY
98735207NAILS OF THE DAY
98737531NECK LESS
98733642NICK OF TIME
98732975ORCHARD
98736857RUGGED RADIANCE
98737870SIMPLY SOFT
98737253SKIN AGAIN
98730854SMELL THE ZEN
98736847SPOTLESS ERA
98737737SUPERNUDE
98733924SUPREMELY
98735473THE MINT
98735286VERY CUTESY. VERY DEMURE     – Applicant is NOT Jools Lebron.

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98732996CALM LIFE
98728277LOVETOUCH
98728209MF’ING PROMOTION
98731443ROSE
98735040SAY HOORAY!
98731229SCENT SORCERESS
98728219SHIT SHOW     – Doesn’t sound like the nicest scent.
98730854SMELL THE ZEN
98728223SMELLS LIKE
98728224SMELLS LIKE I OWN THIS F*CKING PLACE
98736318SMOKE AWAY CANDLES

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98730790CAR GLAM
98734947LEO
98735662LISTING ASSISTANT
98735841MIRA
98731918POKER ZONE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98737197ADDING LUCKY ACCESSORIES
98729728ANGEL IN DISGUISE
98731675ARCTIC FOX
98733392BEYOND THE BAR
98735199BORN TO RALLY
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98738236JOYFUL ELEGANCE
98731257KURATED PIECES
98730673MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98731390MEATEATER
98734029MY FIRST PERIOD KIT
98730330SADBABY
98729525SHIMMERING DIAMONDS
98736061SIRENMODE
98733209TWISTED GIRLS CLUB
98735042WATCHSTORE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98730851ADVENTURE BEGINS HERE
98732965ALWAYS SAID WITH LOVE
98732026ATOMIC CROCHET
98732029BIRDIE HUNTER
98734553BLUEPRINT FOR COLLEGE SUCCESS
98728501CAPTAIN HOOK
98730790CAR GLAM
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98734075DELIBERATE COACHING
98728500DETECTIVE HOLMES
98729054EASY ARTSY
98728184FISHING IS STUPID!
98729577FLIGHT DAY
98730446GET BETTER DAILY
98737693GET ON WITH IT
98733020GOAT APPROACH
98731865GOD IT
98737183GOOD EVERYWHERE
98730175HAPPY FATHER’S DAY MOM
98729087HER GAME
98730748HUNT
98729788JESUITS
98733823JULES VERNE FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON
98734243LIVING FULFILLED
98735737LOL MADE YOU SMILE
98733580MADE BY THE WORD
98730861MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98730673MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98730487MAMA’S DONE
98731390MEATEATER
98734029MY FIRST PERIOD KIT
98737773ONE LITTLE MESSAGE
98732092PACKAGING FRIENDS
98730995PERFECT, JUST LIKE YOU!
98735040SAY HOORAY!
98733263SPIRITUALLY COZY
98728495STEAMBOAT WILLIE     – Applicant is a games company, not Disney.
98732718URBAN BIBLE EXPERIENCE
98732819WARM HUMAN
98729107WHAT IF WE WERE
98737110YOU’RE AN ORIGINAL

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98734150AIM NORTH
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98737661CLEAN COOCHIE CLUB
98730748HUNT
98730485LATITUDE
98735737LOL MADE YOU SMILE
98730673MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98730641MAKETH THOU
98730497MAMA’S DONE
98731390MEATEATER
98731874MY MUM MADE IT
98735183PEACE STARTS WITH ME
98732421STACKABLES
98734203TRAIL TAIL
98733742TRAVEL PARTNER
98730453YETI

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98732620BABY BLISS
98737271BEDDINGHOME
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98728910COLD GEL
98737188GOOD EVERYWHERE
98734318GRAPHENE-BASED
98733695HAUNT
98736955HOME TREASURES
98730503MAMA’S DONE
98736726PURR MATES
98735040SAY HOORAY!
98736570VERTICAL

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98734475A GREAT PLACE TO BE FROM
98732965ALWAYS SAID WITH LOVE
98733345BLANKET APOLOGIES BITCHES
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98735004DIRTY DICK
98730423ENJOY CERAMIC ART
98737235GOOD EVERYWHERE
98732843HAITIAN.AF
98735224KITCHENETTE
98733352MAMMOTH CUTTING BOARDS
98731390MEATEATER
98734355MICE REPELLENT
98731949MOM ON STRIKE!
98735183PEACE STARTS WITH ME
98728254PEST REPELLER
98734774PURE MICROFIBER
98729842RODENT REPELLENT
98735040SAY HOORAY!
98730854SMELL THE ZEN
98735907SOAP BOSS
98732407STACKABLES
98732421STACKABLES
98736409STRAW LIVES MATTER
98735521ULTRASONIC RODENT REPELLER

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98731675ARCTIC FOX
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98734298GRAPHENE OXIDE
98734331GRAPHENE-BASED
98735737LOL MADE YOU SMILE
98730530MAMA’S DONE
98731304PUPPY TALES
98728890REST
98737260RESTDAY
98735040SAY HOORAY!
98735896THE STARCHED WHITE APRON

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98728438#BBB BITCHES BE BONKERS
98729122420NAKED
98734475A GREAT PLACE TO BE FROM
98729294ABUELA
98729086ABUELO
98729109BALLING IN LOVE
98732797BEACH FIEND
98728491BEEFCAKE BROTHER
98736766BETTER THAN YOU
98730826BITCH I’M FROM NEW YORK
98730282BORN IN LA
98729239BOWLING BADASS
98729007BRO STYLE
98736836CANCEL CANCER
98728501CAPTAIN HOOK
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98737661CLEAN COOCHIE CLUB
98728199DAD MOB
98730595DEFENSIVE DAD
98728500DETECTIVE HOLMES
98731212DEVOTED AND DISCIPLINED
98734713DIRTBAG HUNTING CLUB
98735004DIRTY DICK
98728694DOING JESUS STUFF
98737828DON’T BAY AREA MY AREA
98730197EMPATHETIC DADS CLUB
98730160EMPATHETIC MOMS CLUB
98732310EQUESTRIAN AF
98731143FATHERS PHYSIQUE
98728891FIRST FLAKE TO LAST WAVE
98729577FLIGHT DAY
98732282FLY GIRL
98732435FORK KAREN
98731706FREE MY HOMEGIRLS FROM THEIR SHITTY BOYFRIENDS
98737812FUTURE LAWYER COLLEGIATE CLUB
98728662GLORY OF GOD
98733020GOAT APPROACH
98735335GOD’S INVESTMENT
98737249GOOD EVERYWHERE
98729691GOOD PEOPLES
98732843HAITIAN.AF
98730175HAPPY FATHER’S DAY MOM
98729711HAPPY HOLIGAYS
98730748HUNT
98731222I’M NOT 9-5
98732554IN MY PILATES ERA     – The “In My X Era” trend will never end.
98733823JULES VERNE FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON
98731994KEEP AUSTIN WET
98730602LAST MINUTE
98732361LIFE IS FORKED
98735964LIFTMAS TREE
98735737LOL MADE YOU SMILE
98733362MAKE AMERICA CHRIST CENTERED AGAIN
98730861MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98733404MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN
98730641MAKETH THOU
98733847MISS RIZZ
98731874MY MUM MADE IT
98735126OLD GIRLS CLUB
98735119OLE GIRL
98735183PEACE STARTS WITH ME
98728890REST
98737260RESTDAY
98734289SALTWATER HARMONY
98737908SE HABLA BILINGÜE
98729708SEA MY SOUL
98732749SHARPEN YOUR SWORD
98733263SPIRITUALLY COZY
98728495STEAMBOAT WILLIE
98732835TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK
98735896THE STARCHED WHITE APRON

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98733415BANDS LACES
98732440BLINGIES
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98729054EASY ARTSY
98730516FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS
98731462FULLY WATERPROOF
98737129HELLO CHRISTMAS PEOPLE
98730938NEEDLEPOINT GATEWAY
98731070PUZZLE WIG
98731441REMOTE CONTROL VIBRATOR
98736650THE NIP CLIP
98731454VIBRATION MODE

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98732334BESPOKE MADE SIMPLE
98735228CREATIVE DECOR DECORATIVE WALL ART
98735222DECO DECOR DECORATIVE WALL ART
98736735HOMECLUB
98732761MAINE LOBSTER ROPE DOORMATS
98734895RUGSNOB

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98729109BALLING IN LOVE
98732029BIRDIE HUNTER
98730496BOUNCY HORSE
98729239BOWLING BADASS
98728501CAPTAIN HOOK
98730378CHI SIGMA IOTA
98728821CUTE CUDDLES
98728500DETECTIVE HOLMES
98730493FEELIN’ CUTE
98737701GOT GAME
98729711HAPPY HOLIGAYS
98737129HELLO CHRISTMAS PEOPLE
98731616HUG HUG
98735737LOL MADE YOU SMILE
98734440NAME GAME
98731308NAUGHTY PET
98733704PLAY EVERYWHERE
98728495STEAMBOAT WILLIE     – Applicant is a games company, not Disney.

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98729240PASS JOINTS NOT JUDGMENT

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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