MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: October 6 – October 12, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98790593ABSOLUTES
98788294ARCH NEMESIS
98792481BADFELLA
98796844BEACH VACATION
98793365BEAUCOUP DE JOIE
98788171BEYOND GRAVITY
98789127BLOODY TINT
98794943BLOOM
98788267BODY BUSINESS
98792252BOMB BAR
98793962BUBBL
98794505BUTTERCREAM
98790038CLEAN COWGIRL
98794482EXTREME GEL
98787836FACELESS
98797288FAST NAILS
98794451FOG SOLVER
98792376GOLDEN RULE
98795178GREATEST BROWS OF ALL TIME
98788901GUT HEALTH STARTS HERE.
98794529I SCREAM FLOAT
98789420ICARUS
98787802IN MY HEALING ERA
98794987JOY
98788857LASH STICKERS
98790023LUCKY
98790338MINTY BLISS
98791916MORE COTTON, LESS PLASTIC.
98793081MYSLEEP
98788136NON STANDARD DEODORANT
98797157PERFUME PROMO
98790240PET ME
98792537PET WIPE PALS
98787484SEASON OF THE WITCH
98794022SELF LOVE SELF ACCEPTANCE SELF GROWTH SELF ESTEEM
98795023SHINE
98796347SHOWERFUL
98793320THINK YOU’LL BE HAPPY
98794460TOP GLOSS
98787479TRANSITIONS
98790776URBAN BEAST
98793174VERVE
98795467WASH & SAVE
98788622YOUNG WILD AND CLEAN

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98797674AROMA SYMBOL
98789896DUTY HONOR COUNTRY
98794529I SCREAM FLOAT
98797560LA CANDELARIA
98797262SACRED FERTILITY RITUALS
98788060SCENT HOME
98793340THINK YOU’LL BE HAPPY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98794714AMUSE BOUCHE
98794160BABY LIVES MATTER
98792207BESIEGE
98792403BESIEGE
98791009COLD BEER COMMON SENSE
98787687CURE THE FEAR
98795596END YOUR DAY THE RIGHT WAY
98790795FLAMINGO
98794236GOOD BEAR
98787591MILK MONSTA
98793361THINK YOU’LL BE HAPPY

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98787303BEACHGLASS GIFTS
98787922CARBON COPY
98797330CB
98797705CRAVE FAITH
98791674CRYSTALS STORY
98795558EMPOWERED ADORNMENT
98796447LOOKING GOOD FEELING GOOD
98792956MAKE FANCY FUN
98792923MODERN ANTIQUES
98788473SALAD
98793384THINK YOU’LL BE HAPPY
98790353TINY CHARMS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98796304A LITTLE MESSED UP
98789115ADVICE FROM
98796831ALONE BUT NEVER LONELY
98794160BABY LIVES MATTER
98793579BUT WHY?
98788973CALIFORNIA IS NO LONGER AFFORDABLE LIVABLE NOR WORKABLE
98791055CALIFORNIA IS NOT AFFORDABLE LIVABLE NOR WORKABLE
98796867CATCH FLIGHTS NOT FEELINGS
98791009COLD BEER COMMON SENSE
98796278CREEPY CUTE
98793920DON’T EAT THESE
98797009DOODLE CUBES
98789984FLUSH AWAY TOILET PAPER
98794291I CONTROL ME
98787513I HAVEN’T FELT ALRIGHT FOR A VERY LONG TIME
98792654I TALK ABOUT YOU AT PILATES
98791592IT’S A GOD IDEA!
98797360LAUGH.CRY.LOVE
98789192LET’S BOND
98794250LIFE STORY MEMORY KIT
98788749LIMITED SHIT
98796117LITTLE BABY CLAUS
98789650PUT IT IN THE BOX
98791121REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
98789742SEE YA REAL SOON
98789739SEE YOU REAL SOON
98790724STAY SHARP
98795203THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO
98797043THERAPY WITH FRIENDS
98794677THINK YOU’LL BE HAPPY

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98796431741
98796831ALONE BUT NEVER LONELY
98792365BEIGNET
98788973CALIFORNIA IS NO LONGER AFFORDABLE LIVABLE NOR WORKABLE
98791055CALIFORNIA IS NOT AFFORDABLE LIVABLE NOR WORKABLE
98795060EXTRAORDINARY GEAR FOR ORDINARY PEOPLE
98788350HEAVENLY HAWAIIAN
98793911H-O-R-S-E
98790794I COMMAND ME
98787971I NEED VITAMIN SEA
98792923MODERN ANTIQUES
98788099MOSTLY HEARD RARELY SEEN
98796821NEVER LONELY
98794734THINK YOU’LL BE HAPPY

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98789115ADVICE FROM
98788215AIR-PILLO
98789634BABY ENGINEERING
98793257BE PAWSOME
98789714BUDDY BUDDY
98787532CAT HOUSE WITH A BLACK CAT
98788635CUBBY CUDDLES
98792395DEEP AIR
98788327ECO-FOAM
98788230ENERGIZING COMFORT
98795399HOLD MY LADDER
98794731HOMESTEAD
98793983HOMESTUFF
98794291I CONTROL ME
98788257MASSAGING GEL
98797676THE HAPPY CLOSET

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

987879521775
98796304A LITTLE MESSED UP
98794815AROMASCAREAPY
98796965BASIC CULINARY
98789714BUDDY BUDDY
98792729COLD BREW 360
98789149COMBINED MARK
98796013COOL WHIP
98792062DANCING WATER
98794644GLASS DEPOT
98790726HOLIDAY AT HOME
98797543HOMEWARE EXPRESS
98793154HONEY BEER
98794291I CONTROL ME
98788619INVICTUS
98788826LARGE WHISKEY
98788749LIMITED SHIT
98796117LITTLE BABY CLAUS
98787591MILK MONSTA
98788586PET SUPPLIES EXPRESS
98792278PILLOWFORT
98789905SAGE
98788012SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY
98794228THE WAY WATER SHOULD BE
98794814WAY FRESH
98797046WRANGLER

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98794160BABY LIVES MATTER
98788865BACKDROP
98788896BLACK AND GOLD
98788839CHRISTMAS
98797914COOLING IS MAGIC
98788246FLOAT-ON-AIR
98794291I CONTROL ME
98788257MASSAGING GEL
98793081MYSLEEP
98787283PILLOW-ROO
98788855VALENTINES DAY
98793250VALENTINE’S DAY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9879449937
98796431741
987885401320
987891377/10
98788074> AVG
98796304A LITTLE MESSED UP
98795044ACHIEVERS
98797656ALL THINGS MOMMIE
98796831ALONE BUT NEVER LONELY
98797751ALPHA
98792307ANIMAL
98796477ARMADILO
98794160BABY LIVES MATTER
98793216BAREFOOT GANG
98787393BE DRIVEN.
98796514BIG CLITORIS ENERGY
98787474BIG DADDY STROLL
98788326BITTY
98792384BLACK WOMAN WITH WHITE MALE ENERGY
98796537BORN FLORIDIAN
98792016BROKEN HEARTS CLUB
98788973CALIFORNIA IS NO LONGER AFFORDABLE LIVABLE NOR WORKABLE
98791055CALIFORNIA IS NOT AFFORDABLE LIVABLE NOR WORKABLE
98797243CALL ME PINATA IF YOU WANNA HIT IT ? ;)
98787406CATCH DA ALOHA
98794969CHOCOLATE MOMMAS
98790586CLASSROOM CRUSHER
98791009COLD BEER COMMON SENSE
98788867DO GOOD. DRINK BEER.
98791459DOPE THINKERS ONLY
98790867F@#K AROUND AND FIND OUT
98790199FOOLISH DAUGHTER
98794790GET RICH OR DIE TRYING
98793381GET UP DO IT SCARED DO IT CRYING DO IT NERVOUS GET UP
98795229GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN
98793431HELLO ABSTINENCE
98797859HELP! MY DAD LOST HIS GOLF BALL!
98793911H-O-R-S-E
98790794I COMMAND ME
98794036I DON’T RECALL
98796114I HEARD THE WHISPER
98792658I TALK ABOUT YOU AT PILATES
98797224I’M 2 BLACK 4 THAT
98793495I’M GOOD PEOPLE
98796260LEGALLY BAD
98794681LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO WEAR BORING LEOTARDS
98788749LIMITED SHIT
98796117LITTLE BABY CLAUS
98797127LOOSEY GOOSEY
98789161MAGIC WEAVER
98788980MAKE TODAY YOUR BEST DAY EVER UNTIL TOMORROW
98793505MOO DENG     – How dare someone try to register this international treasure!
98791916MORE COTTON, LESS PLASTIC.
98798552MORNING PEOPLE
98788196MOSTLY HEARD RARELY SEEN
98788149MOTHER OF PILOTS
98796821NEVER LONELY
98798352NEVER NOT HIGH
98788357NOT APPROACHABLE
98793033PITY THE FOOL
98788819PRETTIEST TITS IN TOWN
98787475RAISED PROUD
98788473SALAD
98793435SAY WHEN
98794248SELF LOVE SELF ACCEPTANCE SELF GROWTH SELF ESTEEM
98788012SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY
98794361SLAY WHAT YA HEAR!
98796977SOCIAL DANCE CLUB
98793152SORRY I’M SHORT
98793169STOP SINNING IN FRONT OF ME
98796587STRONG MINDS, GOOD HEARTS
98794647SUGAR BALLS
98788332TEAM CANADA
98787703THE NIPPLE DIAPER
98787965THE SWEETEST GIRL IN HEAVEN CALLS ME MAMA
98794774THINK YOU’LL BE HAPPY
98790297THUNDER ROAD
98796864TRIBAL CHIEF
98792182YA MAMA SHOULD’VE SENT YOU TO
98795866YOU BECOME
98777331YOU CAN’T TRUMP THIS
98790130YOU MATTER
98794069YOUR NEW BESTIE

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98794596BEST VIRGIN HAIR COMPANY
98788973CALIFORNIA IS NO LONGER AFFORDABLE LIVABLE NOR WORKABLE
98791055CALIFORNIA IS NOT AFFORDABLE LIVABLE NOR WORKABLE
98793682CINCH IT
98787723CROCHET CURL
98788010CROCHET HAIR
98793665DOUBLE PATCH
98790199FOOLISH DAUGHTER
98797991LUXE&CHIC

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98796924CARPETMAT
98793336EASY JUTE
98794291I CONTROL ME
98792278PILLOWFORT
98792061PROTECTION: YOUR FLOORING’S BEST FRIEND
98792043WANGRUGS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98796431741
98791343ACE PLAYER
98791094ADAPT
98797751ALPHA
98793351BACKYARD ARCADE
98788474BARBELL STANDARD
98798221DINO-SOAR
98795616ELLIPTICAL MACHINE
98790910FISH FLY
98792939FUNBELIEVABLE!
98794346HEARTMADE DOLL
98788942HUNDRED ACRE WOOD
98792664I TALK ABOUT YOU AT PILATES
98796117LITTLE BABY CLAUS
98791291LOOK BACK
98791541MEOW&BARK
98787591MILK MONSTA
98797240NAME THAT MOVIE
98793764PICKLEBALL SAC
98789839PLUSH WITH A PURPOSE
98788849POCKET PENGUIN
98789710READY SET GO
98795108SPLASH STATION
98795268STACK ‘O PRESENTS
98795625STACK’O LANTERN
98787501TRAIN TILES
98789995YOUR ROOM, YOUR RULES

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98794919DIGITIZE YOUR FUTURE
98790199FOOLISH DAUGHTER
98794016INK TEAM
98787642KEEP IT OUTDOORSY
98788826LARGE WHISKEY
98789438MUDDY MONSTERS
98793888MY GIFT
98795648PERFECTLY ALIGNED PRINTING

 



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Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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