MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: October 27 – November 2, 2024

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

New Music: This week’s list was compiled while listening to The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess by Chappell Roan. I’m late to the game here; she’s amazing, the album is amazing. Not a single dud track!

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98830061AIRCREAM
98824731APOLLO
98823821ARCTIC BEAUTY
98825080BLEACH PEN
98826589BOD BEAUTY
98828133BRAND NEW SHOE
98824280CARPET RESCUE
98833652CHERRY WIPES
98824140CHOOSE YOUR MOOD
98824270DOT
98830512DRIFT
98825757ENCHANTED
98831270ENERGY OF LIFE
98831063ESSENTIALS NAILS
98831375EYE CANDY LASHES
98833594FEEL SEEN
98823973FRESH WASH
98832633FRESHEN UP
98826347GALAXY
98825984GLOSS.
98830856HAPPY INNOCENT
98832871JUST CLEAN HAIR
98828383LIDSTICK
98828549MESSY
98833577NATURAL DENTIST
98823929OTHER TEMPERATURES
98827649OUTSIDERS
98823161PETPARTNER
98824315QUIKSILVER
98827980RAWDOG
98831331REVOLUTION
98826531SEAFOAM
98826375SKINDERELLA
98830269SLEEPING BEAUTY LAB
98829167SMALL HUMANS
98830428SMOKE ODOR EXTERMINATOR
98827354SO MUCH CUTE
98828252SOCALM
98832638THERAPY SESSION
98833556TWICE
98830594UNBEATABLE CLEANING PRODUCTS
98833305VANILLA SALT
98828492WATERMELON BLAST

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98825382BIG STRONG CANDLE
98822763CLASSIC BAYBERRY
98833594FEEL SEEN
98822737FINE MERLOT
98830050IT’S OK TO BE A LIL BOUGIE
98830360PET ODOR EXTERMINATOR
98822772PUMPKIN PIE
98830428SMOKE ODOR EXTERMINATOR
98822816TIBETAN SANDALWOOD
98825164WILD NECTAR

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98828082180
98823444CASUAL MAGIC
98830180CRYSTAL
98826419FAMILIAR
98831959FINDING ETERNAL
98824483GETTIN’ LUCKY ONE NUT AT A TIME
98832556GOALIE
98830775MIRAGE
98829111MULTIVERSE
98828325MY DOG IS A ROCK-STAR
98828326MY DOG IS A SUPER-HERO
98825629MY HISTORY
98825367QUEEN OF HEARTS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98832199BILLIONAIRES LOVE DIAMONDS
98829016BOOST
98832108COWBOY BOOTIES
98829763FENG SHUI
98829755FENGSHUI
98831097GREATEST OF ALL TIME
98830885LUXE WRIST
98824353MOISSANITE LUXE
98826935MOUNT WEST
98830566OFFGRID
98830553OFF-GRID
98833710PEACE NEIGHBOR
98828709PHOTO MEMORY BRACELET
98830068SACRED STONE CRAFTS
98826826SHADES OF POSH
98829302THANK GOD 4 GRACE
98829452TWAS
98831282YOU ARE MY BOO

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

988231022DUDES1STICKER
98832492BATTER UP
98830293BIG OLE DAY
98825336BUDGET UNIVERSITY
98825540COOKIE LADY
98824603DAD JOKE CALENDAR
98830094DISPOSABLE CHINA
98832916DON’T OVERDINK IT
98832775EVERY DAY GREAT
98831959FINDING ETERNAL
98823278FOLD N SHIP
98824483GETTIN’ LUCKY ONE NUT AT A TIME
98832820GLITTER MAGIC
98822897GLORIFIED SLUT
98831400GO TO THERAPY, SIS
98832539HEY Y’ALL PARTY
98828983IS THAT SMUT?
98832648KICK OFF
98832477LET’S END HOPELESSNESS TOGETHER!!!
98827861LITTLE KIDS
98823384MAKING MENOPAUSE WORK
98825852NEW HAMPSHIRE FOR DAMN SURE
98828648OFFICE ESSENTIALS
98829242ONE FOR THE BOOKS
98832583PROUD DEPLORABLE AMERICAN GARBAGE
98825130SHIMMY OR RACE THEY’LL STAY IN PLACE
98827668SKIING IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
98834173SUPER BRUSH
98829302THANK GOD 4 GRACE
98832828TIP OFF
98832915TO THE WORLD I MEAN VERY LITTLE, BUT TO MY VERY LITTLE, I MEAN THE WORLD.
98829452TWAS
98825967UNICORN FRIENDS
98833563WHAT THE BEST ARE MADE OF
98832131YOU’VE BEEN DUCKED

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98826841BETTER WITH AGE
98832108COWBOY BOOTIES
98832916DON’T OVERDINK IT
98824143FOREVER PALS
98829851GET GOD
98826327GIRLY SWIRLY
98822897GLORIFIED SLUT
98824861GRAB YOUR SACK!
98831097GREATEST OF ALL TIME
98833436HAPPY CAMP3R
98832110HAPPY HEELS
98828792HOMIEGIRL
98825372HOTCASE
98828764IF IT’S COLD IT’S SOLD
98833710PEACE NEIGHBOR
98832754PROTÉGÉ
98829302THANK GOD 4 GRACE
98828096YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED LIKE THIS BEFORE
98828199YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED LIKE THIS BEFORE. PERIOD.

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

988340671BRAILLE
98827042BOBA CHAIR
98825053BUY NOW, MEASURE LATER
98823109CELL PHONE LOCKER
98823325CORPORATE CORE VALUES GIFTS
98824143FOREVER PALS
98830147GAVE LIFE
98829815HOUSEHOLD PAWS
98828773MY CHILD
98832808PERFECT PARTY TABLE
98823211PLANTSTANDER
98824102PLUSHIPALS
98832579ROLLACART
98826673SAFE-TOUCH
98833002SEATYLIFE
98832894SLEEP FITTER
98825066SLEEPDIARY
98823747TIDY OIL CHANGER
98825732TRUE LEGEND
98827937URBAN JUNGLE
98824281WONDER COUCH

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9882587480% DECAF 20% CREAM LIQUEUR A LITTLE PICK ME UP
98823295BEER GOLF
98823244BEST SMILE TOOTHBRUSH
98828573BLUR
98830111BUCKIN LUCKY
98830123COLD DECK
98831906DARK SHARK
98832435DEFINITELY NOTHING
98832916DON’T OVERDINK IT
98826207DON’T WHINE DO
98830512DRIFT
98827577EAZYMOMS
98824143FOREVER PALS
98822897GLORIFIED SLUT
98831097GREATEST OF ALL TIME
98830268HAPPY HANDS
98828764IF IT’S COLD IT’S SOLD
98827459MAKING HYDRATION FUN
98828549MESSY
98824239MORNING DUCK
98823411MRS. CHARCUTERIE
98828325MY DOG IS A ROCK-STAR
98828326MY DOG IS A SUPER-HERO
98829399PLAYPLATE
98822741POUR ADVICE
98832583PROUD DEPLORABLE AMERICAN GARBAGE
98830700PUPPIES ARE MY PEOPLE
98834173SUPER BRUSH
98829055SUPER CAP
98829302THANK GOD 4 GRACE
98827497THE WORLD’S FIRST DRINK-AND-PLAY WATER BOTTLE
98826666TOO TURNT LEMONADE
98833644TRAIN LIKE AN ATHLETE
98823787USE IT JUST ONCE AND YOU’LL BE HOOKED!

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98830253ARENA GRAPHICS
98822686BABY SLEEPING CORNER
98825364BEDIFY BEDDING
98822578BLISSWARE
98823746BLOOM
98834057BUTTONS & PLEATS
98830254DIVINELY CRAFTED
98832916DON’T OVERDINK IT
98829717FINAL FIVE
98831117HUG-A-BED
98832987MILDEW RESISTANT
98833359MILF MAN I LOVE FISHING
98831652ROYAL BAMBOO
98826828SNUGHUG
98832978SOAP SCUM RESISTANT
98832983STAIN RESISTANT
98831109STRETCH GRIP
98822983TWIN VIBE
98828947YOU ARE MY BOO

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98823841A TRIBE CALLED RUN
98830335ADDICTED 2 DIRT
98830112ALL SPEED NO STYLE
98828888ALLTHEIST
98826769BE ONLY POSITIVE
98826890BE ONLY PRETTY
98831620BEACH PERSON
98823399BIBLICRAT – I CAST MY VOTE FOR THE FATHER, THE SON, & THE HOLY SPIRIT
98831665BLOOM PRAY LOVE
98830111BUCKIN LUCKY
98832595CLASS CLASS
98832108COWBOY BOOTIES
98832933CUPID’S GIRLFRIEND
98826136DEATH RIDERS
98832433DEFINITELY NOTHING
98829051DOING BAD THINGS TO EVIL PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT!
98832916DON’T OVERDINK IT
98826207DON’T WHINE DO
98830059EVERYBODY’S WEIRD
98824326FEMALE PRESIDENT
98824307FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF
98827094FOR AUNTIES ONLY
98824483GETTIN’ LUCKY ONE NUT AT A TIME
98822897GLORIFIED SLUT
98831400GO TO THERAPY, SIS
98828894GOATED
98829312GUILTY AS CHARGED
98832110HAPPY HEELS
98831056HAVE AN AMAZING DAY BECAUSE YOU ARE AMAZING
98830586HEAD TRIP
98829959HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIES
98827671HELL YEAH GOLF
98827191HOLYGOD
98823134HOT GIRL HOLIDAYS
98830182I FOUND THE TRUTH
98828037I LOVE MY COACH
98828078I MISS MY COACH
98822988I MUST LIVE A CERTAIN WAY
98831290IGNITE YOUR BRILLIANCE
98828695KAYAK CHICA
98828291KAYAK FIEND
98828208KAYAKING
98828520KID CREW
98828917LAKE FIEND
98834229LATINA PROFESSIONALS
98834223LATINO PROFESSIONALS
98834231LATINX PROFESSIONALS
98833175LIFE ON PLUTO
98834137LOVEABLE
98828892MAKE ALOHA GREAT AGAIN
98826454MAKE AMERICA RUN AGAIN
98833862MAKE SUSHI SIMPLE AGAIN
98825797MONEY IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
98824239MORNING DUCK
98832969NEGATIVE NATIVE
98825852NEW HAMPSHIRE FOR DAMN SURE
98823449NEWARK PROUD
98823805NO LUCK ALL WORK
98831736NORTH WEST
98833327OUT THE DIRT
98833710PEACE NEIGHBOR
98822764POUR ADVICE
98834200POUR DRINK SCORE
98832583PROUD DEPLORABLE AMERICAN GARBAGE
98831609PROUDLY
98830700PUPPIES ARE MY PEOPLE
98826052REDNECK FANCY
98829914SHOW YOUR SIGN
98829689SIN
98822977SNOWMEN
98826828SNUGHUG
98825345STAY RADICAL
98832297STOP VILLAINIZING PASTA
98822889SUPER GENIUS
98824290TERPS
98829302THANK GOD 4 GRACE
98828301THE LONGER THE NAILS THE BADDER THE BITCH!
98829212THE NEXT BIG THING
98833644TRAIN LIKE AN ATHLETE
98830408VICTORY THROUGH PAIN
98825083WASTED SOULS
98828008WE LOVE OUR COACH
98828095WE MISS OUR COACH
98830835WEAPON OF PRIDE
98829184WORKIN’ OUT
98830897YOU’RE ROLLIN’ IN IT
98824237YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED LIKE THIS BEFORE
98824279YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED LIKE THIS BEFORE. PERIOD!
98828155YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED LIKE THIS BEFORE. PERIOD.

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98831600ANTHURIUM HAIR CLAW
98832108COWBOY BOOTIES
98832916DON’T OVERDINK IT
98830803FLEXI-FIT GLUELESS
98822897GLORIFIED SLUT
98832110HAPPY HEELS
98824359HOUSE OF FOILS
98828499KING OF CHRISTMAS
98823805NO LUCK ALL WORK
98833710PEACE NEIGHBOR
98829404RENDER LIFE
98828507TACTICAL STITCHES

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98822657ARTIFICIAL GRASS PROS
98832916DON’T OVERDINK IT
98832278ESQUIRE
98827083PICKLE GRASS
98826878PICKLEGRASS
98826362THE GRASS IS GREENER BECAUSE WE ARE ON YOUR SIDE
98826346WE’VE GOT YOUR GRASS COVERED

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98826760AQUA ZONE
98832857ASSASSIN
98833253BAD DOG
98832492BATTER UP
98824013CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE
98826231CHILL DINOSAUR
98826199CLEVER DINOSAUR
98832108COWBOY BOOTIES
98833290DINK IN A BOX
98825757ENCHANTED
98824143FOREVER PALS
98826347GALAXY
98832820GLITTER MAGIC
98831097GREATEST OF ALL TIME
98829312GUILTY AS CHARGED
98827049GUMDROP
98832110HAPPY HEELS
98832636HUDDLE UP
98832648KICK OFF
98828520KID CREW
98829334KING FLOCK
98828499KING OF CHRISTMAS
98829373KING OF THE MOUNTAIN
98826357LAGOON
98826215LOYAL DINOSAUR
98827739MAGIC ROCKETS
98829011MIND GAMES
98833157NATIONAL GYM SUPPLY
98832971NEXUS
98829140NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER
98824322PIZZA THIEF
98831410POSITIVE TURTLE
98832818PUCK DROP
98830311RACETRACKS
98826860RAIL RACERS
98827056RAINBOW
98826531SEAFOAM
98829677SENSORY STONE
98826774SILVER CATCH
98829689SIN
98826175SOCIAL DINOSAUR
98826314SPREADER BAR
98833226STORYBAG
98823981SWEAT SHIELD
98820936SWING PLUS GOLF
98829175THE BIG BANG
98829233THREE PUTT SLUT
98829452TWAS
98832709WAY COOL
98824281WONDER COUCH
98824350YOUR LITTLE SCIENTIST
98824115YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED LIKE THIS BEFORE
98824187YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED LIKE THIS BEFORE. PERIOD!
98828122YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED LIKE THIS BEFORE. PERIOD.

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

988340671BRAILLE
98823325CORPORATE CORE VALUES GIFTS
98826207DON’T WHINE DO
98828636FUNNY CLEANING SHIRTS
98822897GLORIFIED SLUT
98831242TRADE MARK

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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