MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: October 13 – October 19, 2024

First thing: DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, someone has submitted some paperwork to the USPTO, and the folks at the USPTO have put the information into their system, and assigned a Serial Number (for easy tracking and reference). At this point, these will all sit in limbo for 6 to 9 months until they’re assigned to an examining attorney.

Many of these are incomplete from the get-go, or will be abandoned, or will be rejected. And some are for some really weird goods in their category. So check the “Goods and Services” tab on any mark of concern to see what it intends to cover! I’ve gone with the most-often used classes for crafted goods. (Some of these are also legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98801546ALL OVER DEODORANT
98808600ALPHA CLEAN
98803333ANTIODORANT
98807463BRAZILIAN TOUCH
98802260CLEAN LIVING
98804786COOLSOAP
98803794EARTH LOVE LIFE
98807614ENERGY HEALING THINGS
98805307EVERY DAY, EVERY BODY
98800019FROM FARM TO BOTTLE
98809667HAIR ROOT TO END GROWTH PROTECTION SEAL
98808681HEALTHY FEET
98801095HERBAL ERA
98808983KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!
98806596LASH HYPE
98802743MASTER MASCARA
98800479MASTERCLEAN
98800118MODERN FRAGRANCE FOR EVERY MOOD
98802211MY KINK IS YOU
98809487NEVER HAVE I EVER
98805392NOUGAT
98808813PROVEN
98807167SINCERELY YOURS
98803182SO FRESH & SO CLEAN
98801492SPREAD THE GOOD
98801157SWEETER JUICE
98803992THE GINGERBREAD MAN
98808888TWINKLE
98806147VANILLA VIBEZZZ
98800844WAXLESS
98809100WHERE HEALTH MEETS BEAUTY
98802217YES MISTRESS

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98800970COMFORTING SCENTS FOR BUSY LIVES
98807614ENERGY HEALING THINGS
98809489FRAGRANCE WITH HEART
98807714INSTANT CHARCOAL
98800949LATE CHECKOUT
98802211MY KINK IS YOU
98800011NOBLE
98808879RESPONSIBLE NET ZERO
98802982REVELATION CANDLE
98799437SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIRE
98803791WHIFF OF HOPE
98802217YES MISTRESS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, or magnet in the list of goods.]

98805447BANGER
98799528BINGO CHAMPION
98802614BRILLIANT MATTERS
98801061COMING OF RAGE
98800641DON’T TRUST THE ALGORITHM
98801648FLAWLESS
98808558MONTHLAVERSARY
98805406NEIGHBORHOOD HEROES
98804234NEON
98799437SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIRE
98799789THE BEST SINGER IS THE ONE HAVING THE MOST FUN

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98804961ACHIEVE IMPOSSIBLE
98800500BALL’S IN YOUR COURT
98809289BOOK CHAPTER VERSE
98805648BRAT EARRINGS
98808361CAPTURED
98804020CRUNK CHAIN
98800903FINE JEWELRY FOR ANY REASON OR SEASON
98807819HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR DAY
98802315JOY 101
98802542LOVE TIES
98801464PIERCE AND TAT
98799132ROMANTIC FICTION
98799437SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIRE
98802967TRENDY TREASURES
98798777WE DIDN’T INVENT TIME, WE JUST TELL IT
98809456WRITE IT ON THE HEART

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98806295BAR FOOD BRAWL
98800589BE THE MANY
98807099BEYOND BASICS
98803130BRIGHT DAYS
98798907BY THIS TIME
98809674CALIFORNIA ES EL MEJOR ESTADO DEL PAIS
98802260CLEAN LIVING
98801061COMING OF RAGE
98804673COVER TO COVER BIBLE JOURNAL
98808467DAILY FAITH CARDS
98809149EMOTIONS IN MOTION
98807614ENERGY HEALING THINGS
98803066FEEL GOOD? FEEL BAD?
98799860FEEL THE FEELINGS. VALIDATE. REGULATE.
98807280GOODBYE
98804910GOODPAPER
98801868HAPPYDESK
98807819HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR DAY
98802416I LOVE SOFT DINKS
98807420I’M ELECTRIFIED
98807424I’M ELECTRIFYING
98799640LIVE DELIBERATELY
98808558MONTHLAVERSARY
98804234NEON
98807476NOTES FROM AN ALCHEMIST
98799071RED
98799437SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIRE
98799091SPRING FORTH NOBLE WOMAN
98799789THE BEST SINGER IS THE ONE HAVING THE MOST FUN
98808490THE BIG CLASS CALENDAR
98800596TOO MANY BALLS
98806363WATCHING PORN
98802853YOU NEVER COME BACK THE SAME
98799613YOU WILL ROCK
98800865YOUR MOM SHREDS

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98800364ALOHA STRONG
98807118ALPHA CAMP
98804329BALANCING ACT
98800500BALL’S IN YOUR COURT
98809674CALIFORNIA ES EL MEJOR ESTADO DEL PAIS
98808397CARDSHIELD
98800557CUTE WITH A CAUSE
98803666DOG JOG
98799165FARADAY
98805076POISON
98799133ROMANTIC FICTION
98799437SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIRE
98801151TRANSITIONAL LEASH
98800605VARIOUS
98802853YOU NEVER COME BACK THE SAME

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98800563BIG-GRIP
98805207BOO!
98801192CANCEL MONDAY
98805390COT TOPPER
98800792CYBERMATTRESS
98807288EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PALS
98806889FLYINGCARPET
98799583MEMORYTOUCH
98801928MIRROR MAKEOVER
98801234NIGHTCAP
98803819PLUSH POD
98802056RISE AND GRIND
98802912SLEEP YOUR WAY
98801203SUNNY SIDE UP
98804524SUPPORT EVERY MOMENT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9880174910/10
98807066BE WOWED!
98801733BENTO BOTTLE
98800563BIG-GRIP
98800463CASA AZUL
98803695CASA NOSTRA
98808089CATTITUDE
98800858CELEBRATIONS
98804955DETAILS
98803284FLAME STILL BURNING HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
98804000GRIDDLE COVER MAT
98807819HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR DAY
98800632ICE HOUSE
98799977JUST A LIL’ COOLER
98799640LIVE DELIBERATELY
98804215MAKEUP TECHNIQUES
98802216MODERN FARM MAMMA
98803310NEW HOME NEW BEGINNING NEW MEMORIES
98802925POWERWHISK
98799437SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIRE
98808965SHINE LIKE DIAMOND
98799931THAT’S WHY I’M HAVING A DRINK!
98799600THE SMART WAY TO DRINK WATER
98804655VICE TEA
98803723WEEKEND WATER
98804330WORK LOVE BALANCE

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98804331BAGPIPE
98798341COWBOY
98806889FLYINGCARPET
98795505HUG THIS PILLOW UNTIL YOU CAN HUG ME
98808477INTIMATE MOMENTS
98808475MOON SHINE
98802056RISE AND GRIND
98800315STAIN PROOF
98807383SWEATER WEATHER
98800551SWEET BABIES
98808240YOU’RE MAKIN ME PLUSH

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9880174910/10
98805198ALL GROWN UP
98809152ANOTHER LIFE
98805094BAKED IN BED
98800500BALL’S IN YOUR COURT
98808872BARELY RELEVANT
98806268BASKETBALL IS FUN
98806759BE INCREDIBLE
98804175BELIEVE IN BASEBALL
98802968BLUE COLLAR BABE
98805207BOO!
98802775BRAND NEW LOOK
98806507BUENOS DIAS BISSHES!
98805495BY THE BLUE
98809674CALIFORNIA ES EL MEJOR ESTADO DEL PAIS
98801467CATS & ALL THAT
98801681CENTRAL TIME
98799230CERTIFIED MAMI
98799219CERTIFIED PAPI
98801061COMING OF RAGE
98808774CRUISEAHOLIC
98809154DINKS AFTER WORK
98808802DIRTIE BIRDIE
98800641DON’T TRUST THE ALGORITHM
98803353FAITHHOPELOVE
98802180FECKLESS YOUNG SOD
98799860FEEL THE FEELINGS. VALIDATE. REGULATE.
98807405FESTY BESTY
98807145FUCK ME
98808861GO DUCK YOURSELF
98801210GOD BLESS APPALACHIA
98807751GOOD CLEAN LIVIN
98807170GOOD VIBES HAPPY LIFE
98800312GREEN GODDESS
98807819HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR DAY
98806362HOME SWEET HOWDY
98802416I LOVE SOFT DINKS
98806676I’D HAVE OMNIPOTENCE WITH OMNIPRESENCE
98802106IF YOU DON’T LIKE COUNTRY THEN YOU DON’T LIKE ME
98807420I’M ELECTRIFIED
98807424I’M ELECTRIFYING
98809348ISLAND BABY
98806141ISLAND GIRL
98802203IT’S SERIOUS DOUGH
98800353LAZY TUESDAYS
98799645LIFE IS A CARNIVAL
98799640LIVE DELIBERATELY
98805116LIVE MUSIC SLUT
98802448LOVE TO HATE ME
98805022MAGAS
98800043MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
98809437MOMS PLAY CATCH
98809276MOUNTAIN STRONG
98801131NEVER DEFEATED
98803707NO PROBLEMO COWBOY
98801580NOT POISON
98808720NURSES ARE SWELL
98798972OVERCOME TOGETHER
98803781OWN YOUR GOOD
98806755PERFORMANCE DEPT.
98804769POUNDCAKE
98806743PPPPP
98799010RED
98804978RED GREEN
98807543RIDE OR DIE CHICK
98798975ROLLING SOBER
98802803ROMANTIC FICTION
98798922SASSY AND CLASSY
98808438SEED THE GOOD
98807609SHE RIDES WILD
98801299SHE SURF
98799437SHE’S FLOWERS AND FIRE
98809719STUCK IN ARIZONA
98802325STUCK IN LA
98806581TAKE EM OUT
98806433TALK TRASH. MAKE CASH
98804156THAT GOOD
98799931THAT’S WHY I’M HAVING A DRINK!
98800596TOO MANY BALLS
98803507VOTER SUPPRESSION EQUALS MY VOTE MATTERS
98803723WEEKEND WATER
98802750WE’RE ALL STRONG ON THIS PLANET
98809451WHATEVER YOU NEED, WHATEVER YOU WANT, GOD’S GOT IT
98802591WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
98804330WORK LOVE BALANCE
98802853YOU NEVER COME BACK THE SAME
98805712YOU PEOPLE PRAY
98800865YOUR MOM SHREDS
98806228YOUR RICH AUNTIE

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98809674CALIFORNIA ES EL MEJOR ESTADO DEL PAIS
98807514DO U
98798854DOROTHY
98802180FECKLESS YOUNG SOD
98803260GLITZZY HAIR
98809762WASH & WEAR
98800998WIGFLEX
98803425WIGLIFE
98803499YOUR PATCH YOUR PASSION

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98803898CHANGES COLOR WHEN WET
98806889FLYINGCARPET
98806634LEMONRUG
98803885TURNS RED WHEN WET

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98804702ADAPTIVE RESISTANCE EXERCISE
98806071ALL DAY LONG DEALS
98804175BELIEVE IN BASEBALL
98809287CAT WHISPERER
98803969CATNIP BLISS
98801061COMING OF RAGE
98800136DUCKING LOVE YOU
98807283EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PALS
98802728FLYING HIGH HOBBY HORSE
98804946FURRY LOVE
98803801GAME NIGHT
98800324MISS MAHJONG
98801845MOVE BEAUTIFULLY.
98803715MOVE FREELY LIVE FULLY
98808611MOVEMAT
98802424ONE MINUTE CHRISTMAS TREE

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

 

98805418BLACK WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH
98809264G FOR GREAT PEOPLE
98799793GET PRINT3D
98808558MONTHLAVERSARY
98808592THANKFUL SWEETS

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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