MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: November 3 – November 9, 2024

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

New Music: This week’s list was compiled while listening to Mischief by Ginger Runner. I’ve known him for decades, and his music keeps getting better. Great electronic tunes to work to!

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98842407A HEALTHIER WAY TO WHITEN
98837918AHEAD OF THE CURL
98836556ALL ABOUT YOUR BODY
98839956ALOUD
98836159AN APPLE A DAY
98838338BANISHED
98839884BEST EVER
98839901BEST EVER LIFE
98843269BIG HAIR BABIES
98834772BRAZILIAN TOUCH
98843741BUBBLE EXPERTS
98834964CLEVER GIRL
98843991COMFORT
98840037COOL CAT
98839855DARE TO BE YOU
98839926DEEP BLUE
98843603DIRTY REBEL
98837618EVERYDAY LUXURIES
98838574GEL POLISH COLORS
98842397GOOD GOOD KITTY CLUB
98836100HELD HIGH
98845460HELIOTROPE
98835675INSTA-DRI
98837006KING PHEROMONE
98837236LAZY DAY
98844526LIFE IS SHORT
98836176LIGHT AS A FEATHER
98843274LOVE MY NATURAL HAIR
98837253MAGIC DUST
98834741MAMA SAYS
98841675NATURAL DENTIST
98841721NATURAL DENTIST
98841980NO MAKEUP MAKEUP
98837351OBJECTS OF DESIRE
98840606OBSESSED HAIRCARE
98836086OUTTA MY HAIR
98837941SEASIDE RAIN
98836188STRENGTH TRAINING
98840030SWEAT BETTER
98837187TAKE YOUR VITAMINS
98837096THE MAD HATTER
98845308UNALTERED SKIN
98836452WALRUS
98844637WRAPPED IN A HUG
98838069WRINKLES SCHMINKLES

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98841681BEER CAN CANDLE
98839884BEST EVER
98839901BEST EVER LIFE
98843324CIRCE
98840275CUSTOM WICKS
98839806DO GOOD, FEEL GOOD.
98835596FALLEN GODS
98834522MADE TO GIVE YOU AN ELYSIAN STATE OF MIND
98837351OBJECTS OF DESIRE
98837053PERE PARA
98840489ROYAL EXPLORER
98839549WOLF CANDLE
98844637WRAPPED IN A HUG

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

9884199888     – Not sure if this brand is intentionally using a hate symbol.
98835850BABY GRANDMA
98837420BASICCASE
98836069GEL
98835002HEAT READY
98836310KANSAS CITY RISE
98836313KANSAS CITY RISING
98845304NOT MY CHURCH NOT MY MINISTRY MINDING MY BUSINESS 24:7
98835792OATH
98841094SELF-AWARE
98838412SHUCKED

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98837768BLUEBONNET
98835551CHESS PEACE
98838085COUNTRY ON THE FRINGE
98839806DO GOOD, FEEL GOOD.
98843305FLORAL MEMORIES
98841353FM
98844242GAMEDAY SPIRIT COIN
98842417GOOD GOOD KITTY CLUB
98837181ICE WATER
98836879MORE MORE MORE JEWELRY
98841213MY INTENTION RING
98842586ONLY DAUGHTERS
98838947OUR LION ROARS
98844253REMEMBRANCE COIN
98840489ROYAL EXPLORER
98838414SHUCKED
98845175SOLSTICE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9884199888
98837088BAD NEWS INC
98839015BOOKS OF HORROR
98834939BURNT OUT PARTY GIRL
98836691CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN F***** WITH LONG ENOUGH
98836688CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH LONG ENOUGH
98843355CATCH CHAI NOT FEELINGS
98844755COMFY PATTERNS
98838085COUNTRY ON THE FRINGE
98844025DAPPER DAMES
98842414DARK MATTER
98839806DO GOOD, FEEL GOOD.
98839317DON’T WORRY JUST TEACH
98844604FASHION VIBES
98840610FIND YOUR CURRENT
98841596FOLLOWING IN THEIR FATHER’S FOOTSTEPS
98845411GET WELL SOON
98842442GOOD GOOD KITTY CLUB
98844072GYNOSAURUS
98839818HOLIDAY TIME
98842777I CAN ATTITUDE
98838837IM GODS BABY
98836310KANSAS CITY RISE
98836313KANSAS CITY RISING
98843786LET YOURSELF CRY, CABRONA!
98842203LIFESAVER
98837894MAKE ANGLING GREAT AGAIN
98839130MAKE CORNBREAD GREAT AGAIN
98844234MAKE MOBILE HOMES GREAT AGAIN
98841515MORE CHILDHOOD, PLEASE.
98834562NOT FOR MOM
98845304NOT MY CHURCH NOT MY MINISTRY MINDING MY BUSINESS 24:7
98840516PROTECT YOUR HEART
98837414PUMPKIN HOLLOW
98837546SELF-SCARE
98838337SHE LEADS AND SUCCEEDS
98837519SLICKER GRAPHICS
98843898SUNDAY DEALS
98838899TIRED-ASS
98834437TRASH FOR THE MASSES
98840788TREK
98843706TRUMPY TRASH
98843164WEEKLY DAY JOURNALS
98835242WORD DETECTIVES

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98835850BABY GRANDMA
98836320BOND
98836691CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN F***** WITH LONG ENOUGH
98836688CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH LONG ENOUGH
98841958COMFRT
98842780CUDDLY
98844025DAPPER DAMES
98839806DO GOOD, FEEL GOOD.
98836690EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN
98843786LET YOURSELF CRY, CABRONA!
98842399MADE TO LAST
98845304NOT MY CHURCH NOT MY MINISTRY MINDING MY BUSINESS 24:7
98840489ROYAL EXPLORER
98843318STAY WILD CHILD
98837783THE DREAM THE PLAN THE HUSTLE
98844970TOWEL BOY
98834622WORTHY AF
98845362YARDSALE

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98841090BABY-VILLE
98838578BACK ATCHA
98837305BUDDI BOX
98844741CALM COLLAR
98838841COTTAGE VIBES
98845505CRATEMATE
98844025DAPPER DAMES
98840389DOUBLE BUBBLE
98836575DREAMGARDEN
98835670GARDEN STORY
98837329HUNNY BUNNY
98839296INFINITY FRAME
98841776KEEPING IT FRESH
98843786LET YOURSELF CRY, CABRONA!
98844264OLD MOTHER’S CUPBOARDS
98840318PILLOW ADDICTION
98841614PLATINUM-LEVEL COMFORTABLE
98837414PUMPKIN HOLLOW
98840489ROYAL EXPLORER
98834854SOIL TENDERS
98835997SOLACE
98835900STOWAWAY ROCKER

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

988377874AM CLUB
98835850BABY GRANDMA
98837088BAD NEWS INC
98837078BED STASH
98839884BEST EVER
98839901BEST EVER LIFE
98836320BOND
98835847BOTANY
98838085COUNTRY ON THE FRINGE
98844025DAPPER DAMES
98840389DOUBLE BUBBLE
98834702ELEVATED COOKING
98836547EZ-MIX
98839159EZ-SORT
98842575FEED YOUR MONSTER
98836310KANSAS CITY RISE
98836313KANSAS CITY RISING
98843786LET YOURSELF CRY, CABRONA!
98837076LIPSTICK-SIZED MAKEUP BRUSH
98835525LIVE SUNNY
98835527MISTER AGAVE
98836757MOTION
98838832MOUSE REPELLENT
98841721NATURAL DENTIST
98845304NOT MY CHURCH NOT MY MINISTRY MINDING MY BUSINESS 24:7
98842586ONLY DAUGHTERS
98836892PEAR BOTTLES
98837414PUMPKIN HOLLOW
98841668REALNESS REQUIRED
98840489ROYAL EXPLORER
98837546SELF-SCARE
98838420SHUCKED
98838189SLAYBALL
98837783THE DREAM THE PLAN THE HUSTLE
98844973TRIBAL DESIGN
98834622WORTHY AF

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98836470AMERICAN TALL
98839884BEST EVER
98839901BEST EVER LIFE
98844730BEYOND THE SHORE
98834637COUNTRY LIVING
98838723COZY EMBRACE
98844025DAPPER DAMES
98843141DRYFIBER
98835002HEAT READY
98840052HYPER TOUGH
98843786LET YOURSELF CRY, CABRONA!
98835525LIVE SUNNY
98834611MERCANTILE SUPPLY
98835226NORTH POLE VILLAGE
98842586ONLY DAUGHTERS
98835424RESOURCEFUL
98840489ROYAL EXPLORER
98836467SPORT GEAR
98839585SQUIRT BLANKET
98845154THE FABRIC THAT PERFORMS
98841994THE SUPER TOWEL

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

988377874AM CLUB
98838636A BLEND OF MOM’S UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND AUNTIE’S PLAYFUL SPIRIT. SHE’S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
98843330ACHIEVING SUCCESS IN LIFE THROUGH DISCIPLINE, DRIVE, AND DETERMINATION
98836157ADVANCED COMPRESSION COMFORT
98837668ALL DAY ACTIVE
98839784ALL IN & ALL OUT
98839692ALL IN ALL OUT
98838562AMERICAN RAW
98836470AMERICAN TALL
98836318ARTS & CRAFTS & COCKTAILS
98842730AVOID BITCHES AND BOOZE
98837088BAD NEWS INC
98843410BAD PICKLE
98844657BADASS
98840165BIGG ON GOD
98844173BIRDS OF A FEATHER
98842710BITCHES AND BOOZE
98842794BORN ROTTEN
98837333BOUGIE AF
98843723BROKEN STRONG
98836691CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN F***** WITH LONG ENOUGH
98836688CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH LONG ENOUGH
98843316CAST
98843355CATCH CHAI NOT FEELINGS
98840741CHUTZPAH GIRLS
98844534COLORS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
98843348COOK
98838085COUNTRY ON THE FRINGE
98834966DANG IT BOY
98836540DANGEROUS TO OTHERS
98844025DAPPER DAMES
98843761DEMON SEMEN
98836229DIRTY BOY
98838714DIVORCED GIFTED AND BLACK
98839806DO GOOD, FEEL GOOD.
98840539DON’T KNOCK NEW YORK
98841624DREAMLADY
98842575FEED YOUR MONSTER
98838902GEARED FOR GREATNESS
98840529GET YOUR ASS TO THE MOON
98842995GO GETTER
98844300GOOD GIRLS ARE CUFFED
98842459GOOD GOOD KITTY CLUB
98845513GO-TO BRA
98836152HARD BODY
98844565HATE THE GAME…LOVE THE HANG
98835002HEAT READY
98834483HER UNSTOPPABLE GRACE
98843676HOCKEY GIRL
98845509I AM A TEEN MOM
98843785I BUILT THAT
98842777I CAN ATTITUDE
98835422I LIKE IT BRO
98844121IT’S COMPETENCE (NOT CONFIDENCE)
98836310KANSAS CITY RISE
98836313KANSAS CITY RISING
98843786LET YOURSELF CRY, CABRONA!
98838552LIFE IS GOOD AND HARD
98842117LIVE IN ART
98835525LIVE SUNNY
98838255LIVE YOUR VIBRANT LIFE
98840341LIVINGRATEFUL
98843626LOVE. LIVE. GIVE.
98842399MADE TO LAST
98842635MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98834887MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
98837894MAKE ANGLING GREAT AGAIN
98839130MAKE CORNBREAD GREAT AGAIN
98840157MAKE JESUS FIRST AGAIN
98837470MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN
98844234MAKE MOBILE HOMES GREAT AGAIN
98835303MAMA LAND
98843652MILF TRAINEE
98837887MILF TRAINER
98839730MR.GOLF
98840654MY PRONOUNS ARE DEEZ/NUTZ
98842675NEVER STRESSED ALWAYS BLESSED
98845304NOT MY CHURCH NOT MY MINISTRY MINDING MY BUSINESS 24:7
98835369NOTHING HITS LIKE A HAMMER
98844524ONE GOD. ONE NATION. ONE FLAG.
98836473ONLY DADS
98842586ONLY DAUGHTERS
98834492PICKLEBALL VIBES
98840489ROYAL EXPLORER
98838496SAVE THE BEES
98837546SELF-SCARE
98838337SHE LEADS AND SUCCEEDS
98838421SHUCKED
98834486SIGNED IN JESUS NAME
98845254SIMPING IS DEAD
98839017SOMETIMES I FORGET, AND THEN I REMEMBER, I’M AWESOME!
98834292STAY TATTED
98837446SUMMER IS A STATE OF MIND
98840642T
98837783THE DREAM THE PLAN THE HUSTLE
98837930THE MOM CLUB
98843804THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE CHARLESTON
98844970TOWEL BOY
98834437TRASH FOR THE MASSES
98835959WE GOT GAME
98836244WELCOME TO THE TEAM
98835916WHAT’S HAPPNIN CAPTAIN
98838479WIFE MOM LIFE
98837667WOO AS FUCK
98834622WORTHY AF
98843875YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE FUN TO DRINK ALCOHOL BUT YOU HAVE TO DRINK ALCOHOL TO HAVE FUN
98842569YOU SERVE I PRAY

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98836691CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN F***** WITH LONG ENOUGH
98836688CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH LONG ENOUGH
98834428CHEERSCHARMS
98840104DON’T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR HARRIS
98834734MUSE FOR HAIR
98845304NOT MY CHURCH NOT MY MINISTRY MINDING MY BUSINESS 24:7
98842586ONLY DAUGHTERS
98844976PERFECTLY YOU WIGS
98837414PUMPKIN HOLLOW

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98844265CRAFTWOOD
98840951GLISTENING DEW
98836247KNEESYPEASY
98845435LET’S RUG
98839572MAPLES
98843318STAY WILD CHILD

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

9884199888
98836470AMERICAN TALL
98840801AZURE BEARS
98844657BADASS
98834765BEYOND WORDS
98836074BUILT FOR THE GAME
98839944CHUBBY BUBBIES
98840357CONSTRUCT-A-FORT
98838085COUNTRY ON THE FRINGE
98844998EYE CANDY
98835972FUR BABIES
98841944GREATNESS BEAR
98841991HAPPYCAT
98837686HURRICANE
98837929I HEART BABY
98836310KANSAS CITY RISE
98836313KANSAS CITY RISING
98837916LOVE MY BABY
98837819MEOWHEAD
98845304NOT MY CHURCH NOT MY MINISTRY MINDING MY BUSINESS 24:7
98835369NOTHING HITS LIKE A HAMMER
98835209POWER WHEELS
98837414PUMPKIN HOLLOW
98836776SIP AND SOLVE
98837799SPIRIT BOX
98840644SPRINGTIME CRAFTS

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98839513ARCH CUTTING TOOLS
98836787BITTY BEASTS
98839134FURBABES INC
98835213MAKE TRICKING GREAT AGAIN
98835424RESOURCEFUL

 



[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.

 


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